A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

The decisive answer made Bai Jue sigh helplessly.

"If you don't let me, I can only try something else..."

"Shop manager, you can touch other animals, for example..." Jun Ji thought for a while, "The cow's milk should have the same texture, right?"

"Who knows, I've never touched it!"

"Then...go to the farm later?" Altair tilted his head.

"You are too much to know!"

Bai Jue said heartbrokenly: "I am Bai, who worked hard and sincerely, and repaired five singularities! Overcame countless difficulties, went to the world, broke hands, pierced hearts, and beat monsters. Heroic spirit! How many good deeds have you done in this life! How many lives have been saved!"

"I, Bai, treat people with sincerity and keep a low profile. If I were someone else, would they be able to do it? I would have swollen to the sky long ago! But look at me, I don't ask for anything, until now I have such a weak Request, how is this too much! Is it possible that I only deserve to use my hands in this life?"

"According to normal reasoning, I am Dior, so I should have been in the company of the world of mortals long ago, but look at me, I am still a virgin! I am still a virgin! Don't you think this is too much! I want to touch a What's wrong with touching breasts! I don't want to go to social security! As a normal male teenager, the impulse of menstrual period drives me forward, my right hand is roaring, it growls to let me touch the taboo wide breasts Be open-minded!"

Jun Ji was overwhelmed by Bai Jue's words together, and couldn't think of a rebuttal for a while.

After all, this is personal freedom. Once Bai Jue abandons his reserve and his few integrity, there is really nothing that can stop him...

Altair put his hand on his forehead: "I'm suddenly curious about what you went through to suddenly wake up, store manager... Wait, I'm a little confused... Let me think about what's wrong..."

"If you don't understand it, just think about it when you go back. When you figure it out, let me touch it...forget it..." Bai Jue hesitated to speak, he patted Altair's shoulder, walked past her, and exited the room .

The moment he left the room, Bai Jue wiped off the cold sweat on his forehead without a trace.

——Fortunately, I reacted quickly enough to frighten Jun Ji with a fallacious statement, otherwise she would have chopped off my hand.

——But those words were indeed words from the heart, and I never thought that there would be a day when I would say them outright.

—Don't tell me about girlfriends, Mary's only thirteen!Do you understand at the age of thirteen?If you make a move, you will be dragged away and shot!

Bai Jue suddenly realized that if he wanted to ask a girl to touch his chest, there might be many people who would agree. My Valkyries, Shikigami, and followers would all agree.

The only problem is that the consequences can be severe.

How serious is it?

Before touching, it is active, and after touching it becomes passive; before touching, it is on top, after touching, it is below... This description of cryptic meaning is understood by all experts (holding fists).

Thinking about it this way, don't even touch Qing Ji, Yae Sakura, etc... The former is sickly and delicate, while the latter is sickly and reserved.

It's not okay to have a tendency to be coquettish, and accidents will happen if you touch it.

And those who are too young or look young, such as Abigail, Mary, Theresa, Kagura, etc., can't touch it, don't ask why, start in three years.

As for older women like Zhao Zhenger, Yu Zaoqian, Lion King, Ryoji, etc., there is a certain probability that they will agree, but dealing with relationship issues will become more complicated, after all, the question of "Can I touch your breasts" Will be seen as a veiled confession of courtship.

It's like if Brother Jie said "the moonlight is so beautiful" next to a certain man, the other man's buttocks would tense instantly, and he would subconsciously say "No, Brother Jie". These two situations are interchangeable. of.

Then, girls with stronger personalities or more ambiguous relationships are also not allowed, such as Holo, Tokisaki Kumzo, Amita Himeko, Karen, etc... Li Xiuning also counts in this category.

Through various exclusion methods, it is possible to finally determine who to say such things to, there will be a high probability of being agreed, and the death flag will not be triggered.

The answer is soft sister.

and fools.

Soft girls, such as Matthew, Ba Mamei, Liu Xiu, Juzi, Bailang, Leiden Meiyi, etc., if they make such a joke, they will not take it seriously, and they will blush appropriately.

If it is mentioned twice, they will partly mean it.

If it is mentioned three times, they will consider agreeing or rejecting depending on their personal circumstances.

Judging from the degree of favorability, Mash, Mami, Mei, Bailang, etc. are more likely to agree, while Xiuxiu is more likely to refuse.

Stupid type of girl...

Kiana and Elizabeth the Dragon Lady.

These two, it's not that Bai Jue is bragging, he can trick them into bed twice a day, and the reason is not the same.

If he attacked these two girls, Bai Jue would feel that he was hopeless, and it would be against the law to attack the mentally retarded.

After a careful analysis, Bai Jue suddenly felt that... Maybe he has been too busy recently and has already started thinking about such insignificant questions. Anyway, he would not have the courage to ask such questions.

A virgin is a virgin, and Feixue's breasts are hard... Hard is also good, it can be used as a murder weapon.

Bai Jue went downstairs, holding the phone in his hand, taking a shower and having nothing to do, so he opened the group chat and sent a voice message.

Bai Jue: So boring... I really want to touch my young lady's breasts.

As soon as this remark came out, the chat in the group froze for a few seconds, as if someone in the crowd shouted 'It's me, Dioda'.

Then a few seconds later, the chat message exploded instantly.

Quincy: I seem to be hallucinating something.

Bei Gao: I also heard what someone was saying.

Big Whale: I did hear that!You don't need to withdraw, it's useless to withdraw, I've saved it!

Ling Dao: Leleleleleleluo, this is a big deal!

Le Luo: Ling Ling Ling Ling Ling sauce, you want women's clothing!

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