The Unemployed Demon Lord

Why do I encounter this kind of thing? !

This is not normal!Did I already... last night?

The crow mouths of those bards, could it be that the stories they made up have become reality! ?

Alice couldn't accept it, grabbed the quilt and raised her head, screaming at a super high decibel

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Eh!?" Merlin was awakened suddenly, sat up from the bed suddenly, and complained with getting up, "Alice, are you sick? What are you screaming in the early morning!?"

"You...you still dare to scold me!?" Alice was so angry that it was unreasonable for her to be scolded after eating tofu, so she kicked Merlin off the bed, "You... You you you... what did you do to me last night!?"

Merlin who fell to the ground rubbed his butt, frowned and said in dissatisfaction, "What can I do to you? Are you thinking about messy things again?"

"Mr. Merlin! What's the matter?!" Xue Li rushed in without knocking on the door in a hurry.

Seeing Shirley with dark circles under her eyes, it was obvious that she didn't sleep well last night, and she was thinking about her only human friend, Alice.

Just as Shirley, who was wrapped in a blanket on the sofa, fell asleep, she suddenly heard Alice's high-decibel scream.

So I didn't think too much about it, and hurried in to see what was going on, but the timing of entering was very bad, and I happened to see Merlin on the ground... the **** mosaic monster!

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!" Shirley also let out a high-decibel scream, her face turned red immediately, she quickly covered her eyes and backed away from the door again and again.

"Eh!?"

Merlin wondered at Shirley's strange reaction, wondering what happened to these two girls this morning?One is weirder than the other.

She looked down, and immediately knew what was going on, and couldn't help but feel a burst of embarrassment.

But Merlin didn't hide it, and showed timidity, because this is not what a man does.

The statues of demons are often male demons, and the carvings are lifelike and exquisite.

A little bit of reproductive worship, Merlin also felt very speechless at first, but after 200 years of cultural influence, he got used to it.

Isn't it just being seen?What's the fuss, is it shameful?not so...

Merlin stood up slowly, pinched his waist, and put on a posture of being one man and one man, without any sense of shame, but his butt was chilled by the wind.

"What's your reaction? What about it? Am I just naked? What's the fuss? We're all adults, please be more mature, okay?"

Shirley covered her eyes, trembling and did not dare to speak, her mentality was so ashamed that she exploded!

"You pervert, give me a little shame!" Alice covered her eyes, blushing and said frantically

"Hurry up and put on the fat times on the ground!"

"Don't dawdle around with the holy light..."

"Be considerate of the hard-working pastor, okay!?"

o(`ω′*)o? ╰hi╯

Chapter 10

Merlin saw that the two girls were covering their eyes and could not speak, and their buttocks were a bit cold from the wind, so they obediently put on their underwear.

"Wear...are you ready?" Alice tentatively asked.

"If you don't dress well, I won't stop you if you want to see it." Merlin said casually.

"Get out! Sagittarius! Who wants to see...Look at you!" Alice stammered with a blushing face.

Shirley stood at the door without even daring to vent her breath, feeling that she was superfluous between the husband and wife.

"Are you okay? Why are you so slow in putting on your underwear?" Alice said with a trace of reproach, and was very dissatisfied with Merlin's dawdling.

"Well, well, open your eyes, I won't scare you..." Merlin twisted his neck and stretched his muscles.

"Really... really dressed?" Alice asked nervously, afraid of seeing the thing with the holy light again when she opened her eyes.

"Are you annoyed? Anyway, didn't you see it just now? Is it missing?" Merlin said calmly.

"Well……"

Alice secretly split her fingers and looked at Merlin cautiously with a blushing face.

Seeing that Merlin really wasn't swaying around under the holy light, he was relieved.

But the blush on Alice's face didn't subside, because seeing that Merlin was in good shape, she couldn't help but take a second look.

Just these two eyes made Alice feel ashamed, thinking, calm down, what am I looking at, don't be so shameless...

Shirley's reaction was not much better, her eyes wandered everywhere, and she didn't know where to put it.

"Are you satisfied now?" Merlin spread out his hands, looking nonchalant, "Why did you lose your temper so early in the morning?"

"You...you still have the nerve to say it!?" Alice blushed and said aggrievedly, "What did you do to me last night while I was asleep!?"

"Ha, what do you think I did to you?" Merlin said playfully.

"Is it...to me...to me..." Alice's face turned red, and she was too embarrassed to say it.

Shirley felt baffled by the side, wondering if they weren't husband and wife?It doesn't matter what you do, right?

"Stop thinking about it, if it wasn't for me last night, you would have died already, okay?" Merlin said flatly, thinking that this stupid girl Alice is really troublesome, and she didn't even know that she was going to die last night.

"Nonsense! I'm in good health!" Alice seemed to not remember what happened last night clearly.

"If you don't believe me, you can ask Miss Shirley. She woke me up in the middle of the night and said something happened to you." Merlin nudged Shirley who was at the door.

"Yes, Miss Alice, Mr. Merlin did not lie. You were showing a chill all over your body at night, and you were a little bit frozen. I thought something was wrong, so I quickly called Mr. Merlin..." Shirley replied honestly.

Now that Shirley said so, Alice felt that it must be true.

She carefully recalled last night, it seemed that she felt the cold while sleeping, she thought it would be good to wrap the quilt tightly, but in the end she didn't know anything.

Alice raised her head in doubt, feeling that things were a bit inexplicable, and looked at Merlin questioning

"What's going on? How could I be like this..."

"It's not because you are too weak to control the power of the inheritance crystal." Merlin scratched his head and replied helplessly.

Alice's eyes widened blankly, thinking that the inheritance crystallization is not ineffective?How could such a thing happen...

"Inheritance crystal?!" Shirley covered her small mouth and became astonished. She didn't expect that Miss Alice could eat the dragon clan's inheritance crystal.

"Eh!?" Merlin turned around in surprise, and asked tentatively, "Does Miss Shirley also know about this thing?"

"Well, when I was a child, I saw this thing in the ancient books of the elves. It was said that it could allow other races to obtain the inheritance of the dragon race. It was extremely rare. I didn't expect it to exist." Shirley's tone was slightly surprised, thinking that such a rare thing Everything can be obtained, this human couple is really powerful, then Miss Alice wants to become a humanoid dragon after eating the inheritance crystal?

"Hmph~, did you hear, Alice? You have eaten a treasure." Merlin's tone was a little haughty, thinking that Alice would have to thank him with all sincerity.

Alice figured out the matter, and it was true that Merlin could not be blamed for this matter, it was all to save herself.

Speaking of which, I should thank Merlin, but the current situation is

How did this guy save me?

They actually need to strip naked, and then sleep together skin to skin!

No matter how you think about it, it's not a serious way, is it?

It's like an excuse to take advantage of my unpreparedness and eat my tofu.

Alice had a weird blush on her face, looked at Merlin seriously, and asked seriously.

"That... that, how did you save me?"

"Of course we slept together..." Merlin cocked his lips, feeling helpless, "I am immune to magic, and I can help you prevent the crystallized magic power from leaking out."

If Alice was not seriously attacked by the cold at the time, she would have slept together in a nightgown.

But Merlin found out a little late last night. In order to achieve a better effect, it was obviously better to take off his clothes.

Shirley glanced at Merlin strangely, thinking she was immune to magic?real or fake?Impossible...

"It's just...just sleeping?" Alice asked with a blushing face.

"What do you think? Do you think I will do something to you?" Merlin asked expressionlessly.

Alice calmed down a little, and quickly checked her body secretly. It seemed that there was nothing wrong with her, and she was relieved immediately.

It's okay, okay, I'm still pure, otherwise I won't have the face to see Elgin the Great Swordsman again in the future?

If I accidentally gave Ergin the Great Swordsman a green hat, it would be unlucky...

While Alice sighed that she was lucky, she couldn't help but start to worry again, would she still have this disease in the future?

"Then...then will this happen to me in the future?"

"[-]% yes." Merlin nodded, thinking that Alice is still too weak to control the inheritance crystal, "But after reaching the holy rank and controlling the power of the crystal, there should be no backlash phenomenon."

"Then you mean before reaching the holy steps..." Alice hesitated to speak, feeling ominous.

"Before you reach the holy rank, if this situation still occurs, you must sleep with me, or you will definitely have an accident with your current ability..." Merlin shrugged his shoulders, and there was nothing he could do about it.

"Uh..." Alice's breath was stagnant, and she felt bad immediately, falling into a state of amazement and panic

what! ?

If something goes wrong in the future, I will sleep naked with Merlin! ?

No...don't!Why did this happen?

Sleep with Merlin at every turn, in case something goes wrong...

How can I still be with Elgin the Great Swordsman in the future?

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Chapter 11: Monthly Ticket Addition

Although Alice was very resistant to sleeping with Merlin, there was nothing she could do.

Now it seems that relying on oneself really can't suppress the power of crystallization.

But it's not impossible, if I reach the holy level quickly, can't I not rely on Merlin?