The Unemployed Demon Lord

Alice secretly made up her mind that she must reach the holy rank as soon as possible.

Otherwise, what's the matter with sleeping with Merlin every now and then?

Originally, Alice had experienced the incident in the former kingdom, realized that she was incompetent and weak, and planned to strive for strength.

But now there is an additional level of motivation to hit the holy rank, and he must quickly grasp the power of the inheritance crystal, and then get rid of the dilemma of being attached to Merlin.

Early in the morning.

Merlin and Alice went straight to the monastery behind the guild after eating.

As for Shirley, she chose to stay at home directly due to her fear of humans.

Merlin looked at the serious-looking Alice beside him, and asked jokingly, "Why are you so active today?"

"Do you still need to ask? Of course it's for...to get to the holy steps quickly..." Alice wanted to say that she didn't want to sleep with Merlin, so she had to work hard, but then she thought that this was a bit hurtful, so she said For a more relaxed statement.

"Aren't you happy to sleep with me? You hugged me a lot last night..." Merlin smiled meaningfully.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Alice yelled madly, blushing and grabbed Merlin's clothes, "Don't mention this, do you know?! Hurry up and forget what happened last night!"

"Don't force others to be difficult, how can you forget so easily?" Merlin spread his hands and said lightly, "I can still recall your naked appearance, hugging you with your arms, and spreading your legs to clamp me... "

"Last night was all a dream! Quickly and honestly forget about it! Don't talk nonsense, and don't remember what I looked like when I didn't have any clothes on!!" Alice shook Merlin violently, and she was so angry that she felt bad .

"Actually, I don't want to remember such a boring picture, with a flat chest and no bright spots, alas..." Merlin sighed, showing a sad expression.

"You... you you you... what are you talking about!?" Alice felt her eyes tighten, and she felt the urge to cry, she raised her small fist and slammed Merlin, "You bastard! You obviously took advantage of me, but you are embarrassed It's unreasonable to act like you despise me!"

Merlin rolled his eyes, thinking that she is really a troublesome woman, what I'm telling is the truth...

"What are you doing? Showing affection on the street early in the morning..."

A familiar voice sounded, and Da Vinci and Rossetti walked over.

Seeing how they are all ready to go, they seem to be planning to go to work.

"Good morning, Miss Da Vinci, and..." Alice's face darkened, showing a very disgusted expression, "Rosetti..."

"Could you two pay attention to the next occasion? You actually hit your chest with fists on the street~" Rossetti's tone was mocking, and his black skin looked very enthusiastic.

I don't know if it was intentional?As soon as he saw Alice, Rossetti puffed out his breasts, as if provoking her on purpose.

"That's... that's not the case!" Alice blushed and retorted angrily.

"Don't get me wrong, we won't do such boring things." Merlin retorted helplessly.

"Congratulations on your safe return, Miss Alice. I heard from Mr. Merlin that you were kidnapped? Are you okay?" Da Vinci asked blankly.

"It's...it's okay..." Alice waved her hands again and again, responding awkwardly.

"What can Alice do? With a washboard that is harmless to men, it's safe and ruthless, puff~" Rossetti said with a smile.

"Shut up, black cow..." Alice clenched her silver teeth, the veins on her forehead throbbed wildly, and she held the sword hilt at her waist.

"Miss Alice, please cherish the love between you. Although Mr. Merlin is a black iron adventurer, many people don't have that awareness." Da Vinci lowered his eyes and said seriously, "To be honest, Mr. Lin's eyes were very attractive that day, which made me see what love is?"

"Wait! Miss Da Vinci..." Merlin felt that the other party had misunderstood something.

"Rosetti, let's go, we are in a hurry." Da Vinci ignored Merlin, but urged Rossetti to work.

"Okay~" Before leaving, Rossetti made a face at Alice to tease her.

Alice gave Rossetti an angry look, then turned around and asked, "What did Miss Da Vinci mean just now?"

"It's nothing interesting, it's just a misunderstanding..." Merlin shook his head, thinking distractedly

My eyes were attractive that day?

what does it mean……

The two came to the guild.

I found that the magic screen was overcrowded.

It seems that there is some news being broadcast, which can easily attract everyone's attention.

A blond, capable-looking woman stood on the screen holding a microphone.

Don't think too much about it, it's Bella, the London Post's psycho reporter.

"Hello, audience friends, I'm the ace paparazzi of the London Post...Ah bah! Cut off that paragraph just now."

Bella frowned, feeling a little embarrassed, coughed lightly, and tried it all over again.

"Cough! Hello, audience friends, I am Bella, an elite reporter from the London Post."

"Where I am now is the central avenue leading to the palace in London."

"In a while, the heroes who went to the volcano on the Scottish border to fight against the remnants of the former kingdom will pass in front of me."

"At that time, I will bring you a first-hand interview, and take a good look at the triumphant demeanor of the members of the Bauhinia Knights!"

"I think everyone knows that not long ago, the remnants of the kingdom created chaos on the land of Britain, causing countless citizens to panic."

"However, Lord Sahadin, who is the ninth Thorn Knight, took the lead in expressing his opinion, and will personally lead the Bauhinia Knights to suppress the remnants of the former kingdom."

"A few days ago, Lord Sahardin led the Knights to secretly raid the enemy's headquarters and successfully killed the remnants of the former kingdom."

"According to official sources, the Bauhinia Knights not only returned in triumph, but also captured the former leader of the kingdom, Prince Copperfield 400 years ago."

Alice frowned, and said awkwardly, "What? It's the report of the previous incident..."

Merlin smiled lightly and muttered to himself, "That crazy old guy was caught in the end."

Alice looked at Merlin, and said seriously, "It's called evil people's rewards, we can't let that kind of guy harm others outside."

Merlin sighed, and said casually, "Yes, yes, the awareness of the little guard of justice is high."

On the magic screen, the thick iron gate of the city wall was slowly pulled open.

Copperfield, wearing a black robe and shackles all over his body, stumbled into the field of vision.

Copperfield looked haggard, with a lifeless expression, and his whole body became tattered, like a beggar.

He has long since lost the brilliance of the past, which shows how much Merlin's incomprehensible strength has stimulated his spirit.

Copperfield knelt on the ground with a "plop", raised his hands, looked at the sun hanging over the palace and shouted

"A great god!"

"Why did you fall into the mortal world?"

"It's fine to show your divine power..."

"But why do you want to trample on my great cause of restoring the country mercilessly!"

Chapter 12: Monthly Ticket Addition

Although the screen is magical, it is very clear, and Bella is on the side explaining the whole process.

The triumphant return of the Bauhinia Knights this time has turned into a grand festival in London.

Bella: "Friends of the audience, this person is the prince of the kingdom 400 years ago, Copperfield. I don't know what method he used to completely exceed the normal lifespan of human beings, but I can be sure that it is absolutely evil!"

Bella's words are likely to be partial to the official. It is estimated that all the explanations this time are prepared manuscripts.

There are neatly lined up with silver armored guards on both sides, holding spears, to prevent countless onlookers from making trouble and causing unnecessary riots.

But it couldn't stop the crowd from throwing things, such as eggs, rotten vegetable leaves, and small stones, to express their inner dissatisfaction by throwing them at Copperfield.

As an official special correspondent, Bella can act at will without any restrictions.

Kneeling on the ground, Copperfield, who was yelling madly, was taken away by the soldiers beside him, and was about to be escorted to Parliament for interrogation by Queen Elizabeth herself.

When Copperfield and his party passed by reporter Bella, they deliberately stopped for a while to let her interview.

Because it is a live broadcast, all the people must have a good look at the enemy's miserable appearance to demonstrate the authority of the British dynasty.

Bella stepped forward and handed the microphone to the old Copperfield

"Prisoner Copperfield, you have committed many evils and tried to overthrow the peace of Great Britain, but the French Open has been extensive and meticulous, and finally fell into the hands of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth. What do you have now for the imminent trial of justice?" How do you feel?"

Copperfield stared blankly at the microphone in front of him, there were egg shells, rotten vegetable leaves and other messy things on top of his head.

"I want to say..."

"I want to say that everyone is mortal!"

"Are you already very good yourself?!"

"I don't even know that this world has an invincible existence!"

"If it wasn't for the existence of that man, you would all be my slaves!"

"He is a god! Possesses unrivaled power! Strength beyond dimensions!"

"We mortals are all ants!!"

Copperfield was forcibly pulled away by the guards, but he kept yelling, as if waking up these mortals. Everyone is a frog in a well. No matter how hard they try, they can't defeat the demon-like figure

"We are all ants!"

"You never know how powerful that man is!"

"All the powerhouses in Great Britain will be killed by that man!!"

Bella withdrew her gaze, held the microphone in her hand, and said seriously, "Okay, everyone has seen that the prisoner Copperfield has fallen into a state of insanity and turned into a fool. Obviously, he cannot accept the reality of failure. Justice may Late, but never absent, the next thing waiting for him will be the hammer of the queen's trial!

Merlin looked at Bella's eloquent talk on the magic screen, and couldn't help thinking, Copperfield, an old fellow, was really unlucky to meet him, otherwise, with such a powerful Hellburning Legion, which country couldn't be conquered?It's just bad luck...

"Merlin, did you draw your sword with all your strength that day?" Alice wanted to know about Merlin's bottom line.

"Hmph~, probably..." Merlin said ambiguously, with a mysterious smile on his face.

"If you don't say it, don't say it, how stingy, hum~!" Alice complained angrily, and suddenly thought of something, and asked Merlin tentatively, "You said... If I said that you killed the remnants of the former kingdom , the kingdom’s crisis was also resolved by you, are you a celebrity now?!”

"Do you think I don't want to be famous? The more famous I am, the easier it is to get a good job, but the reality is that you have to be trusted if you say it." Merlin pulled his black iron adventurer to prove, helplessly Said, "Do you think anyone will believe that a black iron adventurer defeated four holy rank powerhouses and defeated the invincible Burning Legion?"

"This..." Alice hesitated, and after thinking about it, she felt that no one would believe it, because it was too unimaginable for a black iron adventurer to defeat a strong holy rank.

"If you say it, not only will no one believe it, but it will also be regarded as a brain problem." Merlin sighed and replied depressedly, "I have experienced this situation countless times, and I am completely used to it, so I can't explain it clearly. "