The Unemployed Demon Lord

Merlin rolled his eyes, his face turned black, and he was particularly resistant to his dark history. It was not too cruel for Alice to severly uncover his scars.

Although it was not Merlin's original intention to be a cowherd in the tavern, who dares to say that he has not encountered any difficulties from the beginning to the end?This is also a last resort.

It’s a normal operation to have a wallet to raise a young model, but to go to work obediently without money~

Although Merlin was very resistant to his little daisy's scandal, Alice always brought it up intentionally or unintentionally, which made him particularly embarrassed.

"What did I do that would make you think I'm back to my old business?"

"Didn't your letter say that you went to the imperial capital to find a rich woman? What else can you do besides resuming your old career?" Alice felt that Merlin seemed to have no other commendable specialties other than cheating money with rhetoric.

"Looking for a rich woman is going back to your old business. Can you be more pure in your mind? We're just going to negotiate a deal." Merlin emphasized solemnly.

"Exchange (♂♀)?" Alice narrowed her eyes, her expression became a little strange, full of meaningful feelings, "emmmmmm..."

"What kind of expression do you see? Are you thinking wrong?" Merlin looked at Alice with strange eyes, "I didn't expect that you, a former brave man, look so serious on the surface that you look like a human being, but in private... tsk tsk tsk~ "

"I..." Alice blushed from Merlin's sarcasm, and hurriedly defended herself, "Where did I think wrong? I warned you not to frame me?"

"Who framed you? Looking at your expression, which is deeply poisoned by the bad atmosphere, it must be associated with the transaction of the flesh. The world is really declining, and even the brave are starting to be dishonest." Merlin occupied the moral high ground and crazily condemned Alice. bad thoughts.

Alice's face was flushed, and she couldn't help but said angrily, "It's so noisy, it's because you are never serious, and I can't use ordinary thinking to speculate about your affairs at all! From the beginning Don't say anything, leave me a letter and run to find rich women, lonely men and widows... Can there be any serious business?!"

Listening to Alice's tone, Merlin was full of resentment. He probably wanted to complain about this, but he didn't have the chance.

It's all right now, Alice was hurt internally by Merlin, so she doesn't have to continue to hold back the resentment that he left without saying goodbye, she can complain, "Alice, you have too much prejudice against me, I'm a devil, the deal is very important to us." Holy, how did it become such a dirty thing in your mouth?"

"Is that enough? I've heard the saying that trading is sacred to demons many times..." Alice put down the spoon in her hand, turned off the fire on the stove, and came to Merlin, "A once upon a time It’s a cowherd who lives by pleasing women, and a middle-aged woman with a lot of money and hunger and thirst. When you get together, can something serious happen? How dare you believe it!”

"However, the fact is that it is a serious transaction. I only need to help temporarily maintain the status of the rich woman, and she can help us pay off the debts of the Holy See. From then on, we are free people. Do you understand what I mean?"

Merlin said mysteriously that he didn't plan to tell Alice what he did in the imperial capital, but talked about his journey in a more euphemistic way.

Because Merlin knew that Alice couldn't believe that he was Elgin's great swordsman. If he told the truth, maybe Alice would ridicule him as a showman and sneer at him severely.

"This..." Alice was startled suddenly, and asked suspiciously, "Is this all true? Can that rich woman help us solve our debt crisis?"

"Really, I don't need to lie to you~" Merlin spread his hands.

"So...you went to the imperial capital this time for debts, and you didn't have other messy thoughts?" Alice asked tentatively, feeling a little better in her heart. If Merlin was doing something serious, she would understand even if he left without saying goodbye. But if it is for some evil idea, it is completely unforgivable.

"That's right." Merlin nodded seriously.

"Then..." Alice thought for a while, feeling a little unreal, "Are we free now? Has the debt of the Holy See been paid off?"

"Although I also hope that things will go well, but things are not that simple, and you are responsible for this..." Merlin frowned, his tone was meaningful.

"Ah? There is still my business here? I have never known any rich women..." Alice frowned, not understanding Merlin's meaning.

"Let me tell you first, although I did maintain the status of that rich woman, but when it came time to get paid, I encountered some headaches..."

Merlin sighed, organized his words in his mind, tried to avoid Elgin's identity as a great swordsman and let Alice know about it.

He couldn't help recalling his bumpy trip to pay for his salary after the grand parade...

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The grand parade ends the second day.

Merlin continued to ask Queen Elizabeth to collect debts, hoping that she would fulfill her promise quickly.

In the royal court conference hall, Merlin and Elizabeth were discussing things at this time, but this time Masefield was also beside the queen.

It was probably because Merlin was so angry that he fainted yesterday, Masefield looked at Merlin with resentment in his eyes, and his face was extremely ugly.

It's just that the queen is by his side, so Masefield can't talk casually, and he can only hold back his anger, and he is almost suffocating internal injuries.

"Your Majesty, the parade is over, I think there should be a reason to continue to shirk now, and the promise should be fulfilled?" Merlin still wore a mask, explaining his intention straight to the point.

A look of doubt flashed across the face of Masefield next to him. He didn't know what the agreement between the queen and Elgin the Great Swordsman was?But it feels like it should be a very confidential matter.

Queen Elizabeth looked quite calm, and said tactfully, "It is true that we should fulfill our promise, but you must be aware of the situation I am facing. The empire has just experienced war, and many things need to be rebuilt. This requires a large sum of money. If Now that I am fulfilling my promise with Your Excellency, the empire’s finances may not be able to turn around, so I am not breaking the agreement with you, but I just hope that you can understand me and delay it for a while.”

"Tsk!" Merlin was speechless with dissatisfaction, and placed the sword on the conference table fiercely, with a clear sense of force and deterrence, "Is this different from what was agreed at the beginning? Your troubles have nothing to do with me, a cent You get what you pay for, I have helped you a lot this time, I want to get what I deserve, and I will not accept credit."

When Masefield saw Elgin put his weapon on the stage, the naked threat suddenly made her nervous, and the air was filled with the smell of gunpowder.

Facing a transcendent and powerful guy like Elgin Great Swordsman, Masefield had to get serious and put his hand on the hilt of his waist subconsciously.

"Irreverent! How dare you threaten Her Majesty the Queen with force!"

"Windsor, calm down." Queen Elizabeth signaled Masefield to be quiet.

A drop of cold sweat dripped down on Masefield's forehead. Under the pressure, he had to let go of the sharp sword around his waist and respectfully guarded him aside.

"Since Your Excellency the Great Swordsman is so eager to get his own benefits, of course it is not impossible..." Queen Elizabeth hesitated for a moment, and said in an extremely calm tone

"If you can return the personal clothing that you took away from me, I am willing to fulfill my promise immediately."

"This involves my dignity. To be honest, I have a headache about it..."

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Chapter 4: Misconduct

"Uh……"

Hearing Queen Elizabeth's request, Merlin couldn't help feeling a little helpless, and a little helpless.

After all, Elizabeth's request was reasonable, and the underwear must be returned.

Otherwise, the dignified queen of the empire will always feel like she has encountered a thief in underwear.

Besides, I'm not a fetishist myself, if I always hold onto it even if I don't do anything, I'll be misunderstood.

The main problem Merlin faced, however, was

Elizabeth's stockings have been torn to pieces by Alice, a prodigal bitch!

Ask Merlin to return it now?how could it be possible!Haven't gone back yet!

But the opportunity to get rid of the huge debt is in front of you, why don't you give up making more money now?Merlin really didn't want to give up easily.

Masefield next to him seemed to understand, but he understood that Elgin, the great swordsman, had robbed the Queen's underwear, which was a great humiliation!

Elizabeth was the supreme ruler of the empire, but now her underwear was robbed by Elgin the Great Swordsman and taken back for YY, is it okay to be known by others? !

Elgin Great Swordsman is indeed a pervert. He not only likes to spit on women, but also likes to collect women's clothes. It's really disgusting to the extreme!

"Da Jianhao, you hateful bastard! What did you do to His Majesty?! I'm going to fight you!!"

Masefield couldn't bear it anymore, and directly pulled out the sharp sword from his waist, as if he was going to die with the great swordsman Elgin.

"Ah?" Merlin raised his eyelids, and said lightly, "I didn't do anything? I just snatched a stocking from the queen, please don't be so aggressive? If you don't know, you think I have something to do with you What about hatred?"

"You...you pervert!" Masefield yelled, with the veins on his forehead looming, "Are you using His Majesty's clothes to secretly do some nasty things?!"

"Hehe, what dirty things can I do? Tell me about it~" Merlin leaned back on the chair, showing a comfortable look.

Masefield blushed, and said with difficulty, "How could I know what a pervert like you is doing in private!"

Elizabeth was a little embarrassed, feeling that such a quarrel made her lose face, "Calm down Windsor, put away the sword first, how decent are you?"

"Your Majesty! This bastard has committed a heinous crime! You must not be merciful to such a despicable and shameless fellow!" Masefield said through gritted teeth.

"Windsor, this is a matter between me and Your Excellency the Great Swordsman. You don't have to be too sensitive. I know exactly how to do it." Queen Elizabeth said seriously.

"But Your Majesty..." Masefield wanted to say something more, but seeing Elizabeth's serious eyes, he had to turn off the fire, put the sword back into its sheath, sulked beside him, and frequently attacked Merlin with brain waves.

"Then, Your Excellency the Great Swordsman, I have made it very clear, what do you mean?" Elizabeth brought the topic back on track.

In fact, Elizabeth was betting that Merlin would not return her stockings, because she had asked for this item many times, but Merlin always avoided talking about it, and it seemed that she had no intention of returning it.

Elizabeth faintly sensed something. Before Merlin emphasized that he was not a fetishist, and now the two parties are not in a hostile relationship, then the stockings should be returned to her.

However, Merlin's reaction was very unreasonable. There was probably only one possibility. Merlin might have lost his stockings.

So Elizabeth agreed on this point. Although it is not that she will not pay back the money, it will be a day if it can be delayed. At the very least, it needs to restore the vitality of the empire.

Merlin hesitated. It was impossible to return that stocking, but he didn't want to give up the great opportunity in front of him.

After thinking about it, he decided to buy a substitute. Anyway, the stockings are basically the same, so there shouldn't be much difference.

As long as you can get away with it, you can say goodbye to heavy debts. The risk is worth taking!

Merlin pretended to be calm, and said in a confident tone.

"Okay, then you just need to prepare the money, and I will return your clothes to you tomorrow..."

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Results the next day.

"Here..." Merlin took a pair of white stockings that were exactly the same as Elizabeth's, and put them neatly in front of Elizabeth, "I don't think Your Majesty has anything to say now, right?"

"This..." Elizabeth looked at the stockings in front of her, and a drop of cold sweat dripped from her forehead. She felt a lot of pressure at once. She never thought that Elgin, the great swordsman, could really return this thing, so she was embarrassed.

There was a smug smile on Merlin's face, feeling that he was stable this time, presumably Elizabeth couldn't come up with any excuses.

"Is this the one from His Majesty? Don't use a fake one to confuse us!" Masefield said cautiously, telling her intuitively that Elgin's Great Swordsman is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and a pervert will honestly get it with great difficulty. The stockings are back?This is very abnormal.

"Of course it's true! How could I fool you with a fake one?" Merlin was calm on the surface, but he was panicking inside.

Masefield became suspicious, picked up the white stockings on the table without authorization, and sniffed them close to his nose in front of Elizabeth.

When Queen Elizabeth saw Masefield's move, she felt very embarrassed. She almost lost her dignity as a queen. She blushed in embarrassment and whispered, "Windsor, what are you doing? Don't do it in public. some weird behavior..."

Masefield didn't speak, but sniffed the stockings and frowned, feeling something was wrong.

Merlin became inexplicably nervous, thinking, isn't it?Could this female knight be able to sniff out any clues?

wrong!Calm down, you shouldn't be able to smell it. As a knight, how could you be so familiar with the Queen's body odor?

Merlin showed a serious look, trying to confuse his opponent with his calm demeanor.

Masefield raised his head, threw the white stockings in his hand on the table, and said angrily, "This stockings don't belong to His Majesty at all! You actually used a guy to deceive us! Shameless!"

Queen Elizabeth was startled, and looked at Merlin with a helpless expression, "Your Excellency the Great Swordsman, are you being too insincere?"

"Nonsense!" Merlin straightened his back and said confidently, "Why do you say it's fake? I warn you not to swear!"

"There is no smell of His Majesty on it at all, and how dare you say that you snatched it!? You are fooling the ghost!" Masefield said firmly.

"Why do you know the queen's scent so clearly like an old driver? Could it be..." Merlin suddenly widened his eyes, and felt a shock in his heart, as if he had discovered a shocking secret