The Unemployed Demon Lord

I have long felt that this female knight is orange.

For a long time, I am a fake hooligan...

This female knight is the one who really harbors ill intentions towards the Queen!

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Chapter 5: Good

Elizabeth looked at Masefield with weird eyes. Although Merlin's complaints were innocuous, it still felt weird.

Like a cat whose tail has been stepped on, Masefield blushed at a speed visible to the naked eye, "I...I just know what's wrong? Don't change the subject! The problem now is that you deceive us with fake products!"

"This..." Merlin scratched his cheek with his fingers, pretending to be calm and said, "Isn't it just a hop of stockings? Does it matter if it's worn by the Queen?"

"It's a big deal!" Masefield frowned and said hostilely, "The devil knows what you are doing with His Majesty's underwear?! It involves dignity!"

"What a fuss, I don't have that bad taste, even if I spit on you a few times, it wouldn't be so hard on me, right?" Merlin spread his hands.

"You bastard..." Masefield gritted his teeth angrily, recalling the previous events, his mind was full of dying with Elgin the Great Swordsman.

"My lord, since you don't have any special hobbies, why don't you give me back what you stole from me?" Elizabeth seemed to have noticed something.

"If you don't want to pay it back, you just don't want to pay it back. There is no reason." Merlin said lightly, thinking that I don't want to pay it back?Wasn't the stockings torn up and thrown away by Alice?

"That's really a pity..." Elizabeth lowered her head, even if Merlin didn't say it clearly, she still guessed it in her heart.

"What do you mean I'm really sorry? You don't want to expose it, do you? Ugly words come first, I don't like to do some useless work..." Merlin didn't bother to cover it up, and simply had a showdown with Elizabeth.

"Since you can't return my things to me, then I can't fulfill the promise right away. Besides, when I made an agreement with Your Excellency, I never set a time for fulfillment." Queen Elizabeth said emotionally and rationally.

"Hey! You're a bit too much, I hate people who do business without credibility..." Merlin slowly stood up from the chair, looking like he was about to fight.

"What are you doing?!" Masefield cheered up, and put on a posture of daggers drawn again.

"Your Excellency, please calm down. We can discuss any differences. It is the best policy to achieve a win-win situation in the area where the interests of both sides converge." Although Elizabeth had a smile on her face, a bead of sweat fell from her forehead.

"I just want to get back my share of benefits, isn't that too much?" Merlin shrugged.

"However, the debt you are carrying is too huge. It is more than 9700 million gold coins. This is not a small amount. In any country, it is impossible to pay it off with just a few words." Elizabeth had to reveal some facts.

"Hiss..." Masefield gasped subconsciously, looked at Elgin the Great Swordsman with a face full of astonishment, and thought to himself what did this man do?How could you owe so much money? !It's unbelievable!

Merlin didn't speak, but thought embarrassingly in his heart, my God!Don't tell me the specific numbers, every time you hear it, you will feel like you have nothing to love.

"With the financial power of the British Empire, it will take at least 20 years to do nothing to help you repay your debts. Even if I want to fulfill my promise, I will not be able to do it. Besides, the empire needs to be rebuilt now, and money is needed everywhere." Elizabeth The tone was full of helplessness.

Merlin thought to himself that he owed so much money, and it was a little shameful for Elizabeth to pay it off in one go. After all, the productivity of a country is limited, and it is not a money printing machine.

"Then what do you want to do? The ugly words are ahead, but I will definitely not be a guy who works for free."

"Since I promised to assist you in repaying your debts, I will naturally not go back on my promises. Our royal family will intervene in your debts. You only need to pay in installments, and it is impossible to pay them off at once. In addition, the relationship between our royal family and the Holy See is not bad. I I have also communicated with the Pope many times in private, and I can help you to say something good, so that your debt pressure will be much less, and maybe you don’t need to repay such a huge amount.” Elizabeth said what she meant, although it is not that she will not pay, but now I'm really ashamed and can't afford it.

Merlin thought about it carefully, and felt that the conditions offered by Queen Elizabeth were indeed very attractive. Not only did she agree to repay the debt, but she would also help negotiate with the Holy See. In the queen's honor, why would she offer a [-]% discount or something?

He wasn't stupid enough to drive people to death with debt collection. With Elizabeth's current ability, it was almost impossible to repay the debt.

Merlin thought back to the debt collectors in the real world, and he was very taboo about debt collectors driving people to death. It was not because they were afraid of trouble, but who would get the money when they died?

It's almost like death without reconciliation, and I can only admit that I am unlucky, it is better to let people live, and squeeze out some blood from time to time.

Anyone who wants to kill people if they don't pay back the money is either a brain-dead, or a pure-hearted idiot...

"It's not unacceptable, but there needs to be a deadline, right? What if you have an unlimited time?"

"In 30 years, within 30 years, I will definitely fulfill my promise and let Your Excellency get out of heavy debts." Queen Elizabeth responded seriously.

Merlin lowered his head, showing a pensive look, "Then what does Princess Michelle still owe me?"

"Your Excellency has calculated the accounts so clearly, then I will not be polite. When you were in Elgin, you sank 3 imperial warships, each costing 150 gold, and you need to pay a total of [-] million gold to offset the rice. Xie Er owes you, and the rest is for your assistance in the judgment of the empire's suppression, so I won't pursue it, what do you think?" Elizabeth said carefully.

Merlin pursed his lips, looked at Elizabeth, immediately there were black lines all over his forehead, and cursed a curse word in his heart

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"That's the way it is..."

Merlin put away his memories, did not explicitly say who the other party was, but expressed his meaning in very euphemistic words.

"You really snatched other people's stockings?! You're so perverted! I'm getting more and more despised!" Alice poked Merlin's chest hard with her finger, and she was so angry that she didn't know how to complain, "You... If you have What ulterior hobby, you can actually tell me about it..."

"What are you talking about?" Merlin frowned.

"Don't you know better than me! Perverted devil!" Alice blushed and scolded angrily.

"Who is the pervert? The situation was more complicated at the time. I didn't snatch it because of some hobby." Merlin emphasized solemnly, "And you are too impulsive. If you don't tear that rich woman's stockings, we are now free. You died, why didn't I stop you then? Now my intestines are turning green."

"Are you lying, because I tore a pair of stockings, let tens of millions of gold coins go to waste? Is this possible! Don't make up a random story and blame me, I won't eat this! Hmph~!" Ai Li Si puffed out her gills, like an angry puffer fish.

Merlin frowned, thinking when did he make up a story?It's completely unnecessary, and the loss of salary has something to do with Alice, a prodigal woman.

"Actually...Actually, it's not bad if we pay off our debts..." Alice muttered in a small voice.

"Ah? What did you say?!" Merlin's eyes widened, thinking he had heard it wrong.

"No... nothing..." Alice shook her head, lowered her head, blushing and said nothing

If we don't owe so much money, we don't seem to need to be together.

This guy Merlin might have slipped away long ago, and there was nothing that could restrain him.

It's good to be like this now, although it's a bit difficult, but at least he can stay by my side...

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Chapter 6: Monthly Ticket Addition

In fact, Alice understood Merlin's relatively bad personality very well. When troubles that had nothing to do with him appeared, she either pretended to be dead or pretended she didn't see it.

If it wasn't for the debt, he would have been pursued everywhere except the demon territory, so Merlin would have run away long ago.

Will you stay with Alice honestly?It is impossible at all, and I have already gone to other places to be happy and happy.

That's why Alice feels that it's not a bad thing to be in debt now, at least she can be with Merlin every day.

Now Alice is not as impatient as she was at the beginning, and wants to pay off the debt. It is actually quite good to slow down.

If Alice and Merlin really become free people, whether they can continue to live together is really unknown.

Merlin looked at the preoccupied Alice and wondered if this guy was crazy?It's really incomprehensible to say that it's fine now.

Alice blushed and didn't speak, but felt angry and embarrassed, so she broke the silence and said, "That is to say, you have been away for more than a month, and you haven't done anything, so you came back empty-handed?"

"This...although I don't want to admit it, but the fact seems to be like this." A drop of cold sweat appeared on Merlin's forehead.

"Then you said so many things, isn't it the same as not saying anything?" Alice said helplessly, frowning, "I feel that what you said before was all false, maybe you have been completely wrong for more than a month. Went out fooling around and made up a lot of lies to deceive me."

Merlin rolled his eyes and asked dissatisfiedly, "Miss, which eye of yours saw me tell a lie?"

"The gold coins we owe are not something ordinary people can help to pay off at all, and just because I tore that stocking, let this opportunity fail, no matter how you think...you think it's fake?" Alice felt that what Merlin said There are so many loopholes that it doesn't seem to hold water at all.

"Do you know who that rich woman is? She is the richest woman in this empire." Merlin asked back.

"Who?" Alice narrowed her eyes, thinking that the richest empire should belong to the ruler. "Could it be Queen Elizabeth?"

Merlin snapped his fingers and said seriously, "Smart, I didn't expect you to be right. Your intuition is quite accurate."

Alice's expression changed from calm to skeptical, and finally her face was full of disgust. She looked Merlin up and down with her eyes, "Just you?"

"What's wrong with me?" Merlin was puzzled, wondering if he had said something strange?

"Forget it, the queen of the empire is so high, how could she have anything to do with you? It's not shameful to daydream, but it's a bit too much to take dreams seriously." Alice shook her head, feeling that Merlin had been a little messed up recently. I don't know my own position, and I always say lies that can be seen as lies at a glance.

"Ha..." Merlin laughed dryly, thinking that sure enough, in Alice's eyes, my ceiling is very low, and it is impossible for me to have any interaction with big people. Fortunately, I didn't tell the truth just now, otherwise I might be ridiculed by this stinky bitch to what extent.

"Don't tell me what you don't want to tell. I didn't force you, so why make up some outrageous things to lie to me?" Alice turned her head away angrily, and said with a red face, "In the end, as long as you are willing to come back, in fact, I don't want to tell you." don't care about anything else..."

"Huh?" Merlin squinted his eyes, smelling the sour smell of love, "Hey, are you a rookie brave?"

"Ah?! Send... your sister's love! I don't have it! Don't...don't talk nonsense!" Alice exploded on the spot like a cat whose tail was stepped on.

"Then what you said was too ambiguous, and I misunderstood a little..." Merlin stroked his chin thoughtfully.

"Is there any misunderstanding, are you thinking wrong, I just...but I can't go out to work if you don't come back, couple adventurers want to be together!" Alice racked her brains to think of an excuse.

"Yes...is that so..." Merlin frowned and nodded solemnly, thinking that it is impossible for a person as principled as Alice to have illusions about her own demon.

"Really, don't misunderstand me casually, you are the devil who likes to fuck casually, hum~!" Alice turned and walked towards the stove, angrily said to Merlin behind her, "Pack up your things quickly. Get up, just in time to eat, and then accompany me to practice."

Merlin was taking off his coat, and when he heard Alice's words, he immediately felt dissatisfied, "Is there a mistake? I just came back, so let me stay with you, is there any humanity? Don't I need to rest... "

"It's just being my sparring partner, and it won't make you work too hard." Alice opened the soup pot and picked up the spoon.

"But you're too good. It's meaningless to practice with you. I'm going to fall asleep." Merlin resisted, and when he finally came back, all he could think about was rest.

"Ah?! Give me a little bit of moderation, and you can still fall asleep while you're sleeping? Although I can't beat you, I'm not as good as this!" Alice defended herself very seriously.

"When you often fight with children, you gradually become numb to victory. You have no motivation at all. Even if you win, you have no sense of accomplishment. Do you understand what I mean?" .

"Who is a kid? Your arrogant attitude is really annoying! Ah, enough, I regret it, it's better if you don't come back!" Alice said angrily.

"Tsk! It's only been so long since I've come back, and you're starting to bother me, you're so ruthless~" Merlin said with a complicated expression.

"Who made your mouth so bad?" Alice said angrily.

"Tch, I'll just stay with you for four hours, and I won't accompany you any longer." Merlin said angrily.

"Enough is enough. I feel like I'm about to break through, and I'm getting close to the peak of the holy rank." Alice said abruptly.

"Ah? How long has it been since you reached the holy rank, and you are about to break through so soon. Could it be that you have had special training since I have been away for more than a month?" Merlin asked curiously.

"No, I'm just staying at home normally..." Alice replied blankly.

"It's...is it..." Merlin thought about it carefully, maybe it's because of the crystallization of inheritance?

As long as Alice hasn't fully digested this thing, Alice can be continuously supplied with power, subtly improving her strength.

It's as if someone is pulling her to run all the time, practicing with a rocket jet on her back, so can her strength grow fast?