Become a Loli Writer

Xia Ming was a little bit emotional, but he didn't expect to get such a message.Dimension House officially held an annual event, which can be regarded as a carnival for the whole people, so that everyone can have fun together at the end of the year.In this event, one of the most important items is [Dimensional National Wife], that is, readers are allowed to choose the annual national wife from various two-dimensional characters and three-dimensional authors.

Some female authors who are a little bit pretty and confident will take the initiative to participate in this grand occasion. They want to use this to increase their popularity.

However, this is the selection of national wives. Why did he appear in it as a tough man? ? ? The tone is very helpless.

Xia Ming fell silent for a moment. He stood up from the chair, took off his coat and shirt, and revealed his bronzed and strong body inside.

- Muscles bulged, making his whole body look like cast steel, full of iron-blooded masculinity of a real man.

A man with a height of two and a weight of eighty-five kilograms, you tell me that you want to become a national wife? ? ?

"Sorry boss, I just found out today too..

"It's not your fault.

Xia Ming took a deep breath, put on his clothes, and forced himself to calm down.

Then, he opened the group and wanted to see what the fans said: "Everyone, I saw that someone sent me to the [Dimensional National Wife] nomination. Is it a prank by some brother?" This is his most loyal fan In the group, everyone bought more than one copy of his works, and the loyalty is extremely high.After a while. Soon someone replied with a

Don't change your name without legalizing the duck: "Brother, we will never let you lose to women in this election!"

Zhiluo's color: "Brother, we were incapable before. Don't worry, we will do our best this time, and you will be crowned king!" You guys are so excited, show your loyalty and try your best in the wrong direction! The muscles bulged, and he couldn't help but clenched his fists, telling Wang Lei next to him to take a half step back carefully, otherwise he would be worried about being accidentally injured by the opponent.

MDZZ. This group of cheaters really want to make him a national wife, let me go to your sister!

The veins on his face were exposed, and he really wanted to find out this group of people and beat him up. He has never seen such a scammer before. The devil is so rare that the national wife is crowned, and he doesn't want labor and capital for nothing.If he is elected in the future, this group of scumbags don't know how to talk about him behind his back, which makes him feel chills all over his body.

After a while, someone finally told the truth—

"Brother, it's actually very simple. The old thief Tianxin is too annoying. He insists on doing this kind of white school that makes people feel sick. The brothers are divided into parties such as the Dongma Party and the Coriander Party. In order to prevent the harmony between the brothers from being affected Friendship, so I gave up partisanship. I recommended you to participate in the National Wife Contest...Xia Ming sat down on the chair and suddenly felt very tired. These guys are really my fans?

Why do you use me as a sacrificial sacrifice because you are angry with other people's books, a bunch of crazy people!

At this time, Wang Lei who was next to him stepped forward and said weakly: "Brother, to be honest, I am a Xuecai Party, and I prefer this kind of excellent girl. This sentence is not just to express party affiliation, The core purpose is to reject that muscle grinding girl in disguise.

God, that guy is horrible,

"Oh, let's behave accordingly, whoever wins has the final say!" Xia Ming stretched out his hand and patted the opponent's shoulder.

Then, the two came to the gym and started a fist-to-body wrestling match. This is how real men should fight hand-to-hand to decide the winner!

"So, you are looking for trouble on purpose (Blooded Knife jpg )?"

Su Meng, who was in class, suddenly saw that she had received a message from monitor Wu Xiaoqiao, who was obviously very dissatisfied with the novel.She couldn't help curling her lips, and replied: "I think the writing is great, and it will definitely become a masterpiece in the annals of history!

Hh, the discussion on the Internet is completely crazy now, if you reveal your identity, you will definitely be taken away and treated as a mess!"

"Don't worry, I'm so cute, those people will never treat me too much. Moreover, if you really don't like this ending, I can authorize you to write a Bailian of Dongma Xuerong. Su Meng replied nonchalantly. This is just the beginning, for you to dare to slander me so much, you must feel the pain coming!

A group of guys who don't know what to do, they finally gave you dog food, but they are so dissatisfied. After sending this message, the other party paused for a while before replying: "I really want to write, so let's wait until I prepare these days Next, write it down for you to see.

"OK, Dumb Tape!"

In fact, from Su Meng's point of view, Chunxi and Dongma did not express their feelings to each other before, and Coriander has every right to fight for the love she wants. Dongma's choice to escape is also a correct choice.These two are good girls, it's purely because the male protagonist didn't recognize his feelings at all at first, but agreed to Xuecai hastily, and finally hurt the two girls in one breath.Therefore, she also quite supports Dongma Yukina to go to Lily, and let the hero play with eggs alone!

Emphasize one last

Bai scholars are not scary, what is scary is that you guys write Dongma as Dongma and Xuecai as Shelley's bad silver!

"Bai Xue Xiang Bo" set off a wave of Bai Xue, which made countless people feel the power of Bai Xue, and the sales of stomach medicine skyrocketed instantly.

[Why are you so proficient!], [Obviously I came first...], etc. became popular on the Internet instantly, and became hot new memes that swept the entire two-dimensional circle, and even appeared in other places

-While all the readers scolded the old thief Tianxin, they had to eat these stomach medicines.

Then, they were surprised to find that the other party sang a song

"The Love That Can't Be Expressed"

This song uses a very ethereal and sad voice, which is different from the previous milk-flavored loli and tsundere voices, but it perfectly fits the main theme of the novel.

[Could it be that you are pretending to be lonely? Why is your heart so touched by you.Come to yourself.Unknowingly, I have been deeply attracted by you.How can I reflect my heart in the mirror for you to see clearly?]

Under the background of this song, the whole novel seems more and more stomach ache.

Readers gritted their teeth

"Tianxin old thief, you are so ruthless!" The name of the song is the love that cannot be conveyed, and it is the same in the novel. The ending is extremely painful, making countless readers want to cut each other with a knife! But at this moment, Su Meng The corners of the mouth are raised, and the cute little face can't stop smiling

"First Blood! Continue on!

Chapter 131 The Tianxin Old Thief Who Destroyed the World (Changed Cover)

"I can't make it, I can't make it, I just can't make it. Susie just woke up in the morning and heard that loli in the kitchen humming a song while cooking. Although the tune is a bit strange, but the other party is soft and sticky." The waxy milky loli sound makes it sound really nice.

Sure enough, this is a loli whose throat has been kissed by God, and many people have been bitten by dogs! By the way, the most important thing for everyone is, don’t think that if you can’t sing well, you’re useless. Singing is just a skill - Whether you look good or not is the key! Susie's imagination is full of thoughts, and the legitimate loli who wears an apron and cooks makes people want to rush to kiss, hug and hold high.

On the contrary, if you change to a dead house with a beard and scum, do you have the urge to appreciate and pounce on it?

After seeing her come out, the other party stopped humming and greeted her happily.

"Morning, you seem to be in a good mood these days?" Susie asked with a strange expression.

My sister Loli is really black-bellied. She made everyone shut up after reading the novel, but she looks happy every day. Are you a demon?

Not to mention others, even she was a little autistic after reading it, and wondered if she was one of the winter horses, and lay in bed at night and couldn't sleep all night.She looked at the ceiling from night to morning, and went to school wearing a cat's eye. She had to wear glasses to disguise it.Not only her, but even a friend of hers couldn't help but want to call her to have a drink to relieve boredom.She watched the other party drink a bottle of beer, and when the two went to press the road together, she couldn't help crying when she sat on the side of the road.

He kept saying things like "The old thief Tianxin is so cruel", "My stomach hurts", and when we finally parted, it seemed that I called another friend.Then, the next day, I told her that she already had a girlfriend. Well, the two girls accidentally had sex after drinking, which made Susie a little stunned and incomparably beautiful when she heard the news.She couldn't help but wanted to do this, but she was worried that she would completely let Sister Loli leave her, for fear of hurting her.