Become a Loli Writer

Xiong Benxi made up his mind, called Xiong Ling, and said very solemnly: "Sister, I want to be a doctor!"

...

in the classroom.

Zhou Ming continued to secretly read novels in class, sandwiching the novels in the textbooks, and covering them with a row of books in front, so that the teacher on the podium could not see what he was doing at all.

Looking at it, he suddenly felt something was wrong, why the second volume of "Angel Beats!" made people laugh and suddenly wanted to cry.

He obviously made up for the regrets one by one, and reincarnated away contentedly, but the more he looked at it, the more he wanted to cry.

In the end, the truth about the heroine Tachibana Kanade was finally revealed.

It turned out that the girl who said "I am not an angel" from the opening line was an ordinary person who came to this world, but was mistaken for an angel.

The difference between him and others is that he has no regrets, but feels that the world is extremely beautiful.

In the last chapter, Zhou Ming finally understood why she was so kind to the male protagonist. It turned out that it wasn’t that mapo tofu was so delicious that you could buy it with just one portion, it was just because she was donated by the male protagonist. The heart survives.

Later, I wanted to thank the male lead but couldn't do it. It was only this kind of regret that came to this world.

From the first time she met the male protagonist, she stabbed the male protagonist to prove that the world will not die after death. When she found that the male protagonist had no heart at all, she already understood that the other party was the savior she wanted to thank.

The reason why the hero regained his memory was also because he heard her heart beating.

The male protagonist confessed to her, but Tachibana couldn't respond at all. Once he responded, it meant that he had made up his regrets and disappeared in reincarnation.

But she still couldn't help expressing it, and disappeared amidst the hero's mournful cries.

Fortunately, the old thief Tianxin found out with conscience this time, and gave a happy ending similar to "Your Name".

But looking at how happy and funny the novel is at the beginning, it will be sad at the end, a stuffy and indescribable impulse in my heart.

"Zhou Ming, what's wrong with you?"

On the podium, the teacher stared blankly at him. Last semester he yelled and made the other party cry on the spot, but this time he didn't say a word why the other party cried again. You make it difficult for me!

Zhou Ming stood up, wiped his tears and said, "Teacher, I think of a very sad thing. I want to donate my organs after death to save others."

"Well, your idea is very good, but I want to remind you that you don't belong to yourself alone. If you want to donate your body after death, you must agree with your family." The teacher said very gently when he heard the words, which is very special for the students. Satisfied, worthy of being my student.

"Well, I will definitely let my family agree"

Seeing the other party's red tears, the teacher said helplessly: "Go outside and wash your face and relax, don't think too much."

As a result, the other party didn't come back until after class, and the best friend asked him curiously why he came back so late.

Zhou Ke lowered her voice, and said a little embarrassedly: "I went to the bathroom to get a tuba, and then I remembered the book "Angel Beats!" by Tianxin Old Thief", and then cried and found out that the tissue was used up.

"So, when you came out, your hands were stained with sin??" The buddy got up and left the seat instantly, looking at him with disgust.

Zhou Ming suddenly became more and more embarrassed, and coughed dryly: "Ahem, you know..."

Wait until after school.

On the way back, the best friend hesitated for a while and said hesitantly, "Did you notice any changes in me?"

"Well, it seems to have become more beautiful." Zhou Ming squeezed his chin, looked at the other party carefully for 30 seconds, and said solemnly.

What surprised him was that his best friend was only [-] meters tall because he was so delicate, and he could look like a girl if he dressed up a bit, which made his best friend hate people saying he was pretty, mother and so on.

But this time, the other party did not refute, but sighed inexplicably.

"Forget it, bye."

Watching the other party leave, Zhou Ming was stunned in place, and an incredible guess emerged in his mind-fuck, maybe my wish of praying to the gods was about to come true! ! !

Thinking about it carefully, the other party has really changed a lot after the Chinese New Year, his skin is whiter, his voice is sharper and softer, and he doesn’t usually go to the bathroom with me, etc. Now the problem comes—I pray to the gods to turn my childhood sweetheart into a What should I do after becoming a beautiful girl?

Then, the next day, the other party never came to school again, and went to the other party's home, and learned a shocking fact—this boy who was childhood sweetheart with him actually had XX chromosomes, which means that this originally It should be a girl, not a guy!

Now, the other party has suddenly started to grow, and after the operation, she will completely turn into a girl, but because the operation is too late, it is impossible for her to grow taller in the future, and she will always maintain this flat-chested loli shape.

A ten-thousand-year-legal loli was born like this, and Zhou Ming was suddenly in a mess....

On the other side, Su Meng, who was looking at the forum, couldn't help but shook his head and said, "This Mao Yu is indeed a pervert. He is proficient in a whole set of movements. I wish you enjoy such a set of treatment."

How can someone instigate others like this, if the other party really does this, they will definitely go to jail.

She curled her lips and replied: "In fact, there is a safer measure, that is, after getting drunk, call your acquaintances first, and wait until they arrive at the scene, pretending to be raped , hehe (funny)"

After surfing the forum for a while, she finally waited for the long-awaited update, and couldn't wait to choose to open the trumpet to open it. Seeing the sister Lori, who was afraid of holding a pillow and going to sleep with her sister's room because of a power outage, made her silent again up.

In addition, there is also a new character who can see ghosts, which is similar to Natsume's setting—you pretend to not see the monster, and the monster will never hurt you.

This reminded her of that Murong Xiao, the other party seemed to be such a person, but this time the younger sister didn't know the other party, and she didn't know that the other party had such abilities, which meant that the younger sister's suspicion was completely cleared.

Then, let her be more sure that even if the other party does not exist X, he may have the terrifying ability to be a prophet and see through fate!

Then, at the end of this chapter, there is a more special plot, that is, sister Loli accidentally hit her head, suddenly lost her memory intermittently, and turned into a real little Loli, that is, the kind of cute, please. The kind of toddler who hugs and begs for kisses.

A cute one caused countless readers to suffer from nosebleeds. It can be called Awei's killer's terrifying attack, which made Su Meng feel a chill.

In other words, could it be that she also lost her memory for such a period of time and became only cute and coquettish?

"Hey, if you are a goddess of wisdom, Kuya, I don't have to worry about these things." Su Meng felt a little headache.

When I think that I will become that kind of real little lolita and lose all masculinity, I feel a little hopeless, maybe it should probably not happen, right?

Looking at a group of weeping readers in the comment section of "AngelBeats!", she finally regained some interest.

It seems that there is indeed a set of laws of conservation of happiness, my happiness must make others suffer, and I should have a headache when others are happy...

At this time, the phone rang, and it was Zhou Ke who called: "Teacher Tianxin, your proposal for "Fleet Girl" has been approved, and the higher authorities want you to write a novel and make it into a game.

These need you to talk to them, I can't sit down..."

"Okay, then I will take some time to go."

After hanging up the phone, Zhou Ke, who was walking on the road, suddenly saw a message from someone: "Hey, editor Zhou, some people say that you are dead without a man!"

"Who is it, stand up for my old lady!" It was too irritating to make her lose her temper in an instant.

The other party didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and betrayed the other party without hesitation: "Well, it is the flying pigeon of that cartoonist who is very popular now, you go and chat with her."

Chapter 155 Am I the Protagonist?

"exist"

Yun Xiaoge looked at a message from the editor in horror.

In the official group of Dimension House, she heard stories about "One Punch Nancy" and "Cannibal Editor" from those novel authors, which made her feel very interesting to write them into the novel.

In her novel, the protagonist who turns into a loli is the author of the novel. Yun Xiaoge deliberately added this setting to the editor of the other party in order to increase the fun. I feel that writing this way should be very interesting and realistic, enough to have a sense of substitution look.

Even, in order to add the special image of the other party, he specially emphasized the characteristic of being a single saint, and wrote a sentence: "Nancy is invincible in one day, it's a pity to die without a man!"

Now, the righteous master came to the door.

The problem is, I just sent it out this afternoon, so it's too fast!

She asked cautiously, "Boss Nancy, what can you do for me?"

"You wrote a character very similar to me in the book, right?"

"Yes..."

Here it is, as expected, Xingshi asked her to blame her, which made her feel chilled in her heart. She shouldn't offend the editor who is the super best-selling author Tianxinmao all at once, right?

I'm cold!

However, the other party's answer made her eyes widen: "Just write it, I don't care too much, I want to ask you to do a small thing now."

"what's up?"

"In the novel, let 'I' beat the other party hard, lift it up and put it on my lap for spanking, or tie it up with a rope to close the small black room. A small leather whip supervises her typing. If she doesn't write well, she will be whipped Take it down!"

Damn, so ruthless!

This made Yun Xiaoge feel cold all over. The rumors about the other party were indeed not groundless. Would the other party also want to deal with her like this in the future?

[The other party withdrew a message]

The message just sent was withdrawn directly by him, and another message was sent: "Okay, I won't interfere with you what to do, please work hard!"

"OK..."

Yun Xiaoge looked at the other party's darkened profile picture, and decided to follow what the other party said, which meant that she was the first to moles the other party.

Most importantly, such a plot looks very interesting.

Speaking of which, I wrote such a Lily novel, why do I always feel that I enjoy the assists of the whole world, making my writing smooth and my grades soaring instantly?

Yun Xiaoge laughed happily: "Could it be that I am the protagonist? Hehe, it seems that I am destined to sweep everything in the future, stepping on a group of great gods!"

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On the other hand, Wan Jingze once again received his father's loving education, and finally escaped from the sea of ​​suffering. He was trained by a fitness trainer for ten days. The price was losing all entertainment methods and going to the gym every day to exercise.

He finally found a time and started to follow the three-episode "JOJO's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Trend", which is the work immediately after the first one, which made him excited to read it all in one go.

Then, when he opened the manga, he was stunned. The opening of the second part turned out to be forty-nine years after Qiao Qiao's death!

Damn, the son is gone, so let's play the part of the grandson!

What's more interesting is that this Qiao Qiao's grandson is still called Qiao Qiao. Does your family really want to pass this name down from generation to generation?

"Well, why does this second Qiao Qiao look like a hooligan? Is the promised gentleman from the Qiao family???"

Wan Jingze felt a little strange. The second Qiao Qiao in the comics, call it Er Qiao, has no taboos, except for his grandmother, who is Da Qiao's wife, he is like a hooligan in other things. Talk about consequences.

Next, when fighting with others, this Er Qiao displayed an observation ability comparable to Sherlock Holmes. He even had a perfect insight into all the actions of the enemy from many details, and even said what the other party wanted to say in advance. .

This pretentious way is really elegant and refined!

So, this is a character with a high IQ?

Then, after watching the end of the first chapter, he immediately retracted this judgment.

Because after Er Qiao met a vampire who wanted to kill him, he thought that Er Qiao would use Ripple Qigong to kill him, but he didn't expect that this guy directly took out a Thompson submachine gun and pointed at the vampire with a bucket of messy sweep!

puff!