The pink-haired girl suddenly exclaimed: "Rin Jiang, the bread and cup noodles I just bought are scared away! What should I do, what should I do?"

"..."

……

"Finally unlocked!"

After being caught and raped by two strange girls, Alice learned from the painful experience, and began to 'unlock' her hair seriously, and finally untied her hair from the zipper: "Squad leader, you can get up... next time, don't be alone with this facial-paralyzed pervert. Will do weird things to you."

Shut up!The zipper has not been closed yet, believe it or not, in order to avoid wasting such a good posture, I will let you show your black face now!

"Hey monitor, why don't you get up?"

Machiko bit her lip: "Leg, leg is numb..."

"Then I'll pull you."

Alice reached out and pulled Machiko up: "Squad leader, would you like to stand with the tree for a while?"

Machiko nodded: "Thank you Alice."

It was impossible for Hua Ye to help when such a thing happened.

Machiko supported the maple tree with one hand, her face anxious:

"The two girls just now..."

"Squad leader, don't worry." Alice waved her hand and said comfortingly, "The memory of fish is only seven seconds, and the memory of netizens is only two weeks. They don't know us anyway, so they will soon forget us..."

"However, the fish's memory doesn't last more than seven seconds." Hua Ye complained, "You are talking about dried salted fish, right?"

Take the most common goldfish as an example. Many studies have proved that the memory of goldfish is far more than seven seconds. For example, scientists trained goldfish with electric shocks and found that goldfish can remember the skills of avoiding electric shocks for at least one month.

As for the memory of Internet users for two weeks...you overestimate Internet users, a memory of Internet users for three days is already very good!

"But I know those two girls." Machiko's eyes were foggy, and she was about to cry again, "The pink-haired girl gave me an application form a few days ago, applying to join the field work team..."

"Ehhh?!" Alice opened her eyes wide and said in disbelief, "You said they belonged to the same school as us?"

Machiko nodded in despair.

"..."

Alice suddenly became ill.

Girls are born gossip animals, and they never forget to send a selfie to Moments after a car accident. When encountering such a thing, it is really normal to complain to friends.

"No! Be sure to explain clearly as soon as possible!"

Alice shuddered at the thought of being "famous on campus" with the title of field observer. That kind of thing is absolutely not allowed to happen.

"By the way, they dropped something on the ground just now, and they will definitely come back to pick it up, so I'll just sit back and wait..."

Chapter 859 Crisis Resolution

"Squad leader, don't worry, I'll just wait on the sidelines and promise to keep them secret..."

Hey, don't lower your head to pick up sticks when you're talking!Could it be that if the other party does not agree to keep the secret, you are going to knock him out with a stick and take him home!

Machiko suggested, "Let classmate Hua Ye go with you?"

"Him?" Alice raised her small face, glanced at Hua Ye, and shook her head with a disgusted expression, "If you don't want him to go, it will definitely scare others away."

Hua Ye's face was full of black lines: "Why did I scare others away?"

"Look, the squad leader and I remain the same, if you were replaced by Master Bai Yu, those two girls would definitely not run away?" Alice plausibly said, "So it's all because of you that the other party ran away It fell!"

Your sister, you are confusing logic, okay?According to what you said, the derivation formula of 'women are equal to demons, men are equal to angels' can also be established!

"Hey, help me lead the dog." Alice handed over the dog leash, as well as a convenience bag and a small shovel, "If Xiaoqiu pulls the poo, you are responsible for cleaning it up."

"..."

A row of black lines fell across Hua Ye's head. He is neither a dog lover, nor does he want to be a shit shoveler.

"no need."

Hua Ye looked down at the Akita dog who was walking around, wagging its tail, and ordered, "Sit down."

Xiaoqiu immediately sat down obediently.

"Lie down."

This Akita dog straightened its legs and put the dog's head on its front legs obediently.

"What, why did Xiao Qiu listen to you." Alice puffed up her cheeks, a little jealous, "No wonder you let him steal underwear."

It didn't let it steal your underwear, okay? It came here for snacks, how could it be interested in your children's underwear!

"Stupid Xiao Qiu, you usually don't listen to me, but now you are so obedient." Alice squatted down and patted Xiao Qiu's head, "Don't even think about eating at night!"

You are enough, people are so smart that they can't understand the words of dogs, why should dogs be able to understand human words?

"Alice, what underwear are you talking about?"

Machiko asked curiously while moving her arms and legs slowly.

The short Douding hurriedly shook his head, with his ponytails dangling behind his back: "No, it's nothing."

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