My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

Hua Ye said blankly: "No."

"Why, why?"

Hua Ye's poker face: "If you do it again, you will be dehydrated and pass out."

"Hey, are you kidding, is it really that scary?"

Jing Keai is skeptical. Although she has never experienced it personally, she has always seen pigs running. One of the essences of human beings is to "get what you want".

Before doing that kind of thing, I naturally thought about it a lot, wishing to be tired of being in bed [-] hours a day, and only after I did it did I realize that it was just like that.

Compared with the sage form with a calm mind, some people will develop phobias if they do too much, and various problems will arise!

Feeling so comfortable that I fainted or something... That's a bad plot that only appears in a book!

"If you don't believe me, try it yourself." Shi Changji licked her lower lip and said out of breath, "You probably won't be able to hold on for a minute..."

"How is it possible, I..." In the middle of speaking, Jing Keai quickly closed her mouth, "Oh, aggressive method."

Excitement will be useless.

I will never try to see if I can last a minute, social death is no joke!

"It is said that disharmony between husband and wife is the biggest factor in divorce, not one of them." Shi Changji recovered a little bit of strength, picked up the Coke, drank a couple of sips, and then said in a serious and poisonous tongue, "You are so old, you will find me later." My husband must be very old, and the human body will grow old and weak with age, and there will be no way to..."

"Shut up." Jing Keai clenched her iron fists and became angry with embarrassment, "I'm only in my twenties, yet you call me old?"

Twenty-nine years and many months, the people who have been on a blind date can already line up from the school gate to Tokyo Bay, no matter how you look at it, you can't say you are young!

"Ha." Shi Changji twitched her lips, and looked at Miss Miko, "She is only considered young if she is like this, and you are clearly..."

"Come on, come on, you're welcome, I'll stretch your muscles and bones for you."

"..."

……

Hua Ye got the origin of the mountain god, bid farewell to Miss Miko and left, followed by Yao Dao Ji and Peach Blossom Demon, and Snow White's magic castle suddenly became quiet.

Jing Keai withdrew her gaze and waved her hand: "I will sign the contract next time, and I will go back too."

Strolling outside, looking at the dilapidated amusement park under the cold moonlight, and the monsters cleaning the battlefield everywhere, Jing Keai was a little dazed.

The inner world, which is difficult for ordinary people to touch, is not only wonderful, but also full of dangers, but... If she is asked to choose again, she will still open the door of the inner world again without hesitation.

Life is just a few decades, and if you get rid of the young and ignorant children, and get rid of the powerless old people, there are really not many people who are full of energy and can do what they want to do.

Since everyone's end point is the same, it's a normal choice to make your life more exciting, right?

For example, Onmyoji and Shikigami.

For example, the legendary monster.

For example, something that can turn a person into a dehydrated salted fish...

While thinking wildly, an angry voice suddenly reached his ears.

"Shu Lao Ba is actually dead."

"It's best to die. You dare to betray Lord Mountain God. You deserve to die."

Jing Keai followed the prestige, and saw a skinny middle-aged man leaning against a tree, thin and shriveled, a little shorter than a girl.

Mouse old eight.

Jing Keai recognized the man who fell under the tree at a glance.

To be precise, it is not a man, but a mouse monster. Because there are eight little mice in a litter, it is the eighth, so it named itself a mouse old eight.

Three months ago, she followed Ai Igarashi to see the world, and saw the old mouse in the cave... At that time, she smiled out of politeness, but she was actually entangled by this rogue-headed monster, and wanted to I want to marry myself as a wife.

It is impossible to agree to promise, even if you don't get married for the rest of your life, it is impossible to marry a mouse.

Jing Keai naturally refused mercilessly, but unfortunately it was useless. Later, the mouse demon even sneaked around her apartment and followed her. Later, he became an onmyoji, and the mouse old man disappeared.

The footsteps paused slightly, and Jing Keai quickly looked back and walked out.

There is absolutely no such emotion as sentimental.

When the contract was signed before, it was this old mouse who suddenly attacked and sealed the mountain god Shi Changji, then attacked himself and left in the chaos.

"Is it because of being a fool that you will be killed and silenced?"

"No, the others came in openly and aboveboard, and there is no ulterior secret at all."

Jing Keai walked to the side of the car, took out the key and was about to open the door, when she suddenly saw a coin in the wallet, she couldn't help but pause in place.

"The coin he popped out before..."

Thinking back carefully, isn't the bloodstain in the middle of the mouse monster's forehead exactly the size of a coin?

"Forget it." Jing Keai took out the key and opened the car door, "The law protects human rights, not demon rights."

……

Speechless all the way.

When we got back to the shrine, it was only nine o'clock in the evening. It took less than two hours to go back and forth, and a lot of time was wasted on the road.