My Wife Can't Be a Bba

It turns out that no one in currently known civilization can withstand my barbecue skills.By the way, Akiko's jam and Sanae's bread have the same treatment as mine.

After eating my barbecue, the bandit leader immediately begged me for mercy, weeping bitterly.

"My lord, as long as you don't force me to eat this barbecue, you can let me do whatever you want. Even if you let me jump into the sea and swim to Ming Kingdom alone, I won't hesitate."

Hearing his begging for mercy, Scatha and I nodded, and asked him: "As long as you answer my question honestly, I won't feed you barbecue. So, the first question: first, What year is it?"

"My lord, it is now the third year of Hongzhi." He replied to me respectfully.

The third year of Hongzhi, 1557 AD?I thought about it, and then asked him: "So, where is this place, and what happened recently?"

"My lord, this is Owari. As for the recent major incident, the only thing that happened was His Highness Shintou being subdued by a branch of his subordinate Oda family. As a kid, I used to be the head of the Ashgaru group of His Royal Highness Shintoyo." Said finally , he also expressed pride in his samurai status.

"Oh, so it was the year when Oda Nobunaga killed Oda Nobunaga and unified Owari!" I nodded with a sudden realization.

"Ah? Oda Nobunaga? That big fool in Owari? How is that possible? Sir, are you mistaken? The one who unified Owari is obviously Oda Nobunaga's father, Oda Nobunaga." The bandit looked at me in surprise. Said.

Ah, there is a problem with this history!

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"Fortunately you are still a samurai, why do you only know such a little thing! Don't talk about Echigo and Kai in the distance, you can't even figure out Mino who is closer." Looking at the bandit leader, I kicked him while Cursed loudly at him.

"My lord, after all, I'm just the leader of the ashigaru group. I said that I was a samurai, and I put money on my face. How could I know so many things?" The bandit leader said aggrievedly.

I nodded and asked with some doubts: "Then, as a small ashigaru group leader, where did you get this horse! I don't know any daimyo with such strength."

Although the horse the robber was riding was not much bigger than the husky that ran away from my neighbor's house and absconded with money in my eyes, it was still rare in the Warring States Period when there was a shortage of horses.

Hearing what I asked him, he hurriedly yelled and said: "Sir, this horse turned out to be one of the war horses of my lord and believer. After the lord was killed, I escaped in the chaos and took this horse away. gone."

"That's it." I nodded and stood up.

"Let's go, it seems that there is nothing to ask. Let's go to the town over there to have a look. By the way, this is the late period of the Warring States Period. Oda and the others are about to appear on the stage. It's nothing to be in chaos. Meaning. Or, let’s go and be a big name for fun, and then I will be crowned king.” I said with a smile to Skaha.

"Speaking of which, isn't the Emperor of the East from the Eternal Line? Isn't the most important thing for a daimyo to be a shogun? Isn't that Toyotomi Hideyoshi who is not even a nobleman can only make a pass?" Skaha looked at me curiously. asked.

"Who dares to object to killing them all, isn't it enough to kill them almost?" I said naturally.

"That's right." Scathach nodded in agreement.

The robber who was tied to the ground didn't care what the two of us said as 'rebellious' in his eyes. Instead, he was more concerned about his own situation. When he saw that we were leaving, he immediately shouted to us: "Adults, The little one has already said it all, can you let me go?"

"Let go, of course." I said to him with a smile.Seeing his surprised expression, I continued, "But, I'm afraid you will be hung on the gun after you get out of the rope."

"Glory to the Judgment of Vlad ?epe?"! ’ I laughed as I let the spear go through them.

Looking at their desperate expressions, I smiled and said, "You guys, don't be such a worthless thing as robbers in your next life."

After finishing speaking, I walked away directly, and I rode on the horse with Scatha and walked towards the town over there.

......

Although the horses we ride are not the best Kiso horses among the horse breeds in the East, we can still move forward only with the combined weight of about [-] kilograms for me and Skaha, so we are very happy. Soon came to the village and fields that I saw at that time.

Of course, at this time, I also discovered the error in my estimation.At first I thought it was just an ordinary small village, but at this time I found that there is actually a castle town not far ahead.

Originally, he wanted to find a village to rest casually and catch a few village girls to suck blood.Anyway, this place is in the East, not France, and there won't be any powerful figures among the village girls. However, even if the village girl carrying the flag appears, I will make her a saint.

But, it would be better to have a castle town now.According to a game called Taiko 5 Sengoku Escroll that I played when I was bored, in the Warring States Period, you can do many interesting things in the castle town.

For example, go to the dormitory to find friends..., ahem, I was wrong, I went to the whale house, no, I went to the tavern to drink a little wine, then inquire about the latest situation, and make friends with generals.

As for things like money, Scatha and I picked up a bag from the ground when we came here.Inside the bag were tens of thousands of Jin Xiaopan and more Kuanyong Tongbao.

Therefore, although I am very ostentatious with a big bag on my back, it can be said that I am not short of money at all now.

As for the value of Jin Xiaopan, roughly speaking, ten taels of Jin Xiaopan can buy twelve shi of rice, and it can also study six times of Oedo Forty-eight Hands in Yoshihara Chuhe Oiran, which was established decades later.

In other words, who went out with so much money, was it someone who bought some rare treasures or went to buy military rations and horses?

Of course, I didn't care about the plight of the money loser, so I walked into a nice-looking tavern hand in hand with Scathach.

Walking into the tavern, I threw a small gold coin directly at the boss, and said to him, "Well, what good food and drinks do you have in the tavern for us?"

Although I said so, the current Warring States period has a meat ban. Although there may be a big name behind it, but the small restaurant in front of me obviously dare not, so I don’t expect him to serve me any good things. .

Sure enough, all he brought was a few small fish and rice balls.However, there are still others who will not let us eat this little thing.

Looking at my money and Scatha, those warriors with swords are inevitably not paying attention.At this time, I shrugged my shoulders and said to Skaha: "It seems that we still need to exercise before meals."

"It's up to you, but I can't get enough of this food, you can figure it out." Scatha glanced at me disdainfully, and said to me.

"You don't want to eat human flesh, do you?" I said with a smile, then grabbed a samurai and shot it into the wall of the tavern.

Immediately, the warriors behind all stopped.

It's not that they haven't seen a dead person, but they've never seen a living person being pushed directly into the wall without any blood on his body, but the whole person has died miserably.

Well, it is estimated that those who are alive will have to pass a san value appraisal after they go back.

Seeing the panicked boss, I walked over with a smile, patted him on the shoulder and said to him with a smile: "My boss, look, my wife said she doesn't like to eat simple meals like yours, so you Can you prepare some better ones for us? I just saw a farm ox behind your store."

"But, it's not mine, it's..." The boss tremblingly wanted to refuse, but I took out hundreds of gold coins from my pocket and said to him, "If you do, The money is yours, and you will definitely not suffer. If you don’t do it, I’m afraid there will be more than one person in your store behind the wall.”