My Wife Can't Be a Bba

Money touches people's hearts. Under my coercion and lure, the boss happily started preparing roast beef.

As for me, I walked back to Scathach and said braggingly: "Look, there is nothing impossible in the hands of your wise and mighty husband."

"Hmph." Scatha gave me a satisfied look.Then, she sat beside me, put her big thigh on my thigh and asked me to give her a massage.

As for the people around, they were already scared and ran away.

Just as I was massaging Scathach's slender and straight legs tightly wrapped in black silk with my white and delicate hands that usually killed countless people, some patrolling warriors gathered and tried to I come over.

With my back to them, I said in a cold tone: "If you don't want to die, don't bother me and my wife, otherwise the guy on that wall will be your fate."

Saying this, I made dozens of spears appear on the ground, and then said, "Get out!"

"Yes." They hurriedly ran outside.

Afterwards, Skaha and I began to wait side by side for the cooking of the beef.

"My lord, ma'am, the beef is ready." The shop owner said respectfully to me who was doing ear picking and ear waxing for Scatha.

Then, I waved my hand and signaled him to leave quickly.

After the shop owner left happily, I said to Scathach: "Okay, now we're eating."

"Yeah." Scathach wanted to sit up.

At this moment, a voice suddenly came from the door behind me.

"Wow, it smells so good! What kind of food is this?"

Listening to this female voice, I said decisively to Skaha: "Let me tell you, I bet that this female voice is definitely a poor one. Well, this voice can only calm the world, and absolutely cannot gather people's hearts."

"You can say that I'm leveling the world. It seems that you are very knowledgeable." Hearing what I said, the owner of that voice pulled away my spear, came to me and Skaha, and stepped on the bench.

Looking at the person in front of him, Scatha nodded, and said to me: "Well, it seems that your ears are very good. This person really doesn't have the capital to gather people's hearts!"

The man in front of him was about sixteen or seventeen years old, with a good figure, and he was wearing a black military uniform that did not match this era at all, but was similar to the men's military uniform of the Taisho period.Long black hair, handsome face, wearing a red cloak, holding a samurai sword in his hand.At this moment, she was looking at the roasted beef with great interest.

"I didn't expect the roasted beef to be so delicious. If I knew it, I wouldn't abide by the ban on meat. Now, share it with me." Saying this, she was about to reach out to hold the roasted beef.However, as soon as she stretched out her hand, I grabbed it.

"Although we can't finish eating the beef, it doesn't matter if we share some of it, but I don't have the intention of sharing it with strangers! If you dare to do something like this, I will arrest you and make you a maid Ah! Come on, tell me who you are." I said to her with a smile.

"Hmph, you're really annoying." She snorted coldly, then as if she couldn't stand the temptation of beef, she said to me: "Okay, okay, I thought you were foreigners, I'm fine I concealed it in the past, but I can’t do it now.”

"I am Oda Shinzhang, Owari protects the next generation head of the Oda family." She began to introduce herself.

That big fool in Owari?

I looked at her in military uniform with some surprise.

This is the first person I knew when I came to this world.At the same time, I also expressed doubts about what I just called 'her'.

According to historical records, our Sixth Heaven Demon Lord Oda Nobuharu is a handsome man, and he is also a standard lady-dresser.There is a book called "Nobunaga Koji" which records that Oda Nobunaga wore women's clothes to dance "Heavenly Man Dance" during the sacrifices of the shrine, and the women's clothes were quite beautiful and no one recognized him as a man.Another time they won a battle, all the generals were celebrating, drinking and entertaining, but only Nobunaga was not there, so everyone thought that Nobunaga would not come.Halfway through the drink, a beautiful woman in a costume suddenly walked in outside. She was stunning. It was not until the woman sat in the seat of Oda Nobunaga that everyone realized that she was actually dressed up by Oda Nobunaga.

It is also recorded that Oda Nobunaga once walked outside the city in women's clothing, attracting many young samurai. Those young samurai followed Nobunaga all the time and did not dare to approach him. No one found that Nobunaga was a man.

So, the person in front of me might actually be the same as Ah Fu?

Looking at Oda Nobunaga in front of me, I couldn't help asking: "Hey, I said Nobunaga, do you wear handles or not?"

Hearing my words, Oda Nobunaga immediately blushed, looked at me, and said loudly: "H, pervert, die for me. How dare you say that I am a man, die for me a hundred times, you This stupid dog!"

Ah, is it possible that Nobunaga is a woman?

Author's message:

Nobunaga is online. In the next chapter, there will be two other heroic spirits on the stage. Guess who they are and which two characters they replace

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"Are you a woman?" I looked suspiciously.At the same time, he pressed on her chest that would never be bigger than Ah Fu.

Just before my sinful hand was about to be chopped off by Scathach who was watching from the side, Oda Nobucho took out the musket she was carrying behind her back angrily.

Then she pointed the gun at my head.

"You lecherous outsider, die to me." Pointing his head, Oda Nobunaga shot me.

Facing her attack, I leaned back to avoid the lead bullets sprayed from the musket, then raised my feet, clamped the musket and twisted it hard, and the musket was instantly broken in two.

"You!" Oda Nobunaga became furious when he saw that I had broken her musket. He drew out his samurai sword and was about to cut at me.

"Almost stop it for me, I still have to eat." Finally, Queen Scathach, who was beside me, couldn't take it anymore.Grabbing Oda Nobunaga's wrist holding the knife, she removed her knife, restrained her joints and pushed her onto the stool.

After holding it down, Scathach casually stretched her hand into her chest along Oda Nobunaga's exposed collar.After groping for a while, Scathach nodded at me amid Oda Nobunaga's blushing expression.

"Well, that's right, although even ten-year-old girls are better developed than her, there is no doubt that she is a woman." Nodding, Scatha said to me.

"Hey, enough is enough!" Oda Nobunaga said loudly to us.Then, she was hit on the head by Scatha's chestnut.

"If you don't want to die of dehydration, be honest." Scathach began to threaten Oda Nobunaga.

Then, her threat succeeded.

"Okay." Oda Nobunaga nodded honestly.

At this time, I suddenly realized a problem, so I asked 'Oda Nobunaga': "By the way, you have always said that you are Oda Nobunaga, are you really? Could it be that you are actually that person?" Where is Nobunaga's younger sister, Oshi, the number one beauty in the Warring States period?"

Although the girl in front of me looks a bit like a tomboy, but in this world where all Orientals are generally malnourished since the emperor, it is as precious as a giant panda to be as beautiful as her.It is not unreasonable to say that she is the number one beauty in the Warring States Period, Oda City.