You're Lazy, Dracula

Yibuki Cuixiang volunteered to help her carry the flag, so she was able to sit in Xiao Mo's back seat.As for Ibaraki Hanaou, because he wanted to stay behind in Dajiangshan, he could only stand where he was, watching Mordred and Ibuki Suika with envious eyes, and went away with a group of yelling ghosts.

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ps: What follows is the story of the bosozokus.

19. Strange Tales of the Ghost Race

As it was getting late, Yu Yetai was walking down the mountain path with a small hoe and a basket on his back.He is an ordinary herb picker in a small village at the foot of the mountain, and also serves as a doctor in the village.Because their small village does not want to be a big city like Heianjing, which can have a specially developed medicine field, and almost all the medicine in the village depends on his collection alone, so he goes to the mountains to collect medicine almost every day.

As he walked, Yu Yetai looked up at the sky.Amaterasu-sama (the sun) in the sky has already hid on the other side of the mountain, and it will soon be the night of the monsters. It seems that he can't get back to the village before dark, so he has to walk for a while in the dark.

[I accidentally found a large piece of herbal medicine today, I picked it a little late, so I won’t encounter monsters on the way back. 】

He hesitated thinking in his heart, but no matter what, the road still had to be rushed, so he lifted the pannier on his back and continued to move forward.

Their village is also one of the villages plagued by ghosts.Those vicious guys seemed to regard their village as their own playground, and whenever they wanted to arrest a few people, they would come and arrest a few people and leave.Although the captured people were inexplicably found lying on the ground in other villages later, some of them were already eaten corpses after they were discovered.

The Dajiangshan Ghost Clan headed by Ibuki Suika doesn't have the habit of cannibalism, but that doesn't mean the other little monsters don't.Some man-eating monsters gathered and followed behind the ghosts, forming a special [Scavenger].They waited specifically for the ghosts to send back the human they had captured, and followed behind the ghosts. After the ghosts put down the human and left, they swarmed up and ate the human.

But human beings don't know the ecology of monsters, so they pushed the matter of "cannibalism" to the ghosts of Dajiangshan.

Regarding this point, because it is beneficial for the ghosts of Oeyama to gain [Fear], and the ghosts of Oeyama are not human nannies, Suika Ibuki and Hana Ibaraki have never restrained the behavior of these little monsters.

Over time, the ghost clan has been equated with "cannibalism" in the human mind.Among them, the leader of Dajiang Mountain, Shuten Doji Ibuki Cuika, is the most, because she always likes to catch the daughters of some rich families or the princesses of famous families, so the rumors circulating among human beings become more and more strange, and gradually evolve. It became a saying like [Shuten-douji likes to eat breasts of noble women the most].

These rumors have also played some role now, that is, to make the pace of Yu Yetai's feet faster and faster.He went down the mountain in two steps in three steps. There were many steep places that he had to go down slowly before, but now he went down in one go with the help of fear. Finally, when night fell, Yu Yetai rushed to the village and was killed by the villagers. They leveled out on the main road.

By the light of the stars, Yuye could vaguely see the houses in the village and the farmland next to him. Just when he breathed a sigh of relief, a strange sound suddenly came from behind him.

Boom~Boom!

This sound was never heard by Yu Yetai before, and it sounded like the roar of some kind of hungry beast.A feeling of numbness came over, and along the soles of Yu Yeta's feet, he rushed straight to his Tianling Gai.The sense of fear made him dare not turn his head, and he strode forward desperately.

Yu Ye ran too fast towards the direction of the village, fear made him not feel too tired, but made him feel his body became light.The mud on the dirt road was kicked up by his too vigorous footsteps, and the small stones mixed in it penetrated through the straw sandals, making the soles of his feet a little painful.

Yu Yeta felt that he had already displayed the fastest speed in his life, but the panting sound of the monster behind him was getting closer and closer, and Yu Yeta could even feel the shock on the ground caused by the running of that [monster]. shock.A strong light suddenly hit his back, and Yu Yeta saw the road in front of him, which became dark and unclear because of this strong beam of light.

His eyes were dazzled by the strong light, and he suddenly felt blurry, but the desire to survive kept him going. Then, he felt as if he had stepped on a stone, and his foot sprained heavily on the ground. While his ankle was hurting, his whole body The body also involuntarily fell towards the low bushes beside the road.

The moment he fell to the ground, Yu Yeta's head came into close contact with the ground, and there was a sharp pain in his head, as if thousands of bees were flying in his head.Enduring the severe pain, he raised his head reluctantly, and glanced at the road with his last consciousness.

He saw a group of ghosts with terrifying faces, riding some strange steel [monsters] that he had never seen before, roaring past this road.They drew some strange symbols with a highlighter on their skin, which may be some kind of weird curse.They waved long iron chains in their hands, uttered terrifying laughs and howls, and followed behind the smallest [monster]. On that monster, there was a [monster] with blond ponytail, and a A small ghost clan, that ghost clan is still carrying a big flag in his hand, with some things Yuye can't understand written on it.

Then, Yu Yetai tilted his head and lay unconscious in the bushes.

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"Ah-heh-!!"

Mordred led a group of ghosts and rushed towards the village from the road outside the village, yelling.They passed through the middle of the village, and then stopped in the open space in the center of the village.

Mordred drew the motorcycle under his crotch in a cool arc, and the sparks from the magic power ignited the trajectory of the motorcycle. Then, Suika Ibuki stood up behind her and raised the Banner, "Little ones, this village is our playground tonight - make as much noise as you want!!"

"Oh!!" The group of ghosts drove their motorcycles away as if they had been beaten to death when they heard General Yuan's words.While driving, they beat the windows and wooden doors of villagers' houses with iron chains, and threw some tubes filled with colorful paints on the walls of people's houses.

The villagers in the village hid in their wardrobes and beds, covered their heads with quilts, and the timid ones hid under the beds, and began to tremble while contributing their [fear] to the ghosts.

Mordred parked the motorcycle in the middle of the village, then got off the motorcycle.Seeing this, Ibuki Suika also leaned the flag on the motorcycle, and then took out a large can of spray paint from the bag hanging on the back of the motorcycle.

The two walked side by side under a big tree in the center of the village, and then Mordred squatted down, and Ibuki Suika rode on her shoulders—both of them were not very tall, and they could only use body-fitting skills.

Mordred stood up and lifted Suika Ibuki to a sufficient height.Yibuki Suika shook the jar in her hand, and left a [logo] belonging to Dajiangshan on this big tree.

After finishing all this, the two waited for the ghosts scattered in the village to finish their troubles, and then led a group of ghosts back, yelling.

Early the next morning, the villagers gathered under the tree one after another, looking at the tree with terrified eyes.On the tree, someone somehow painted a bleeding skull.Although the skull crookedly looks like a child's scribble, but after using pale and bright red colors, it looks extremely weird.Next to the skull, a line of vertical Chinese characters was written:

[Noisy and superior rivers and mountains, join us! ! 】

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ps: I finally finished the test, the feeling of streaking is really exciting, especially this morning's high math, I was completely copying the questions.

20. Is the bear boy in trouble again?

"Mr. Dracula, sister Wuzhi, I'm back!"

The door of Castlevania was pushed open forcefully, and Mordred walked in with a jacket on his shoulders with a satisfied face.Behind her, followed by Ibaraki Hana fan holding a stack of papers, and Ibuki Suika who was shaking and blushing.

In the lobby of the Castlevania, only Dracula was sitting. Except for Wuzhi and Dracula, everyone else went to bed early tonight.

"Oh, I'm back." Dracula was still lazily sitting on the sofa, watching the programs on the TV, holding a remote control in his hand, and changing channels boredly.

"Mr. Dracula, let me tell you, tonight..." Mordred walked to Dracula and sat down, and immediately told Dracula what happened tonight in a child's show off tone , but she found that Dracula's eyes had been staring at the screen absently, not listening at all, so she asked a little angrily: "Hey, Mr. Dracula, listen to me, why are you okay when I come back?" Look surprised."

"Because I saw you with magic when you went out to play." Dracula still stared at the TV, and said, "Also, you scared a villager while you were driving, and he is lying on the bed now. In the bushes a thousand meters away from the village, the ghost clan in Dajiangshan will probably throw this pot on their backs, saying that they ate people again."

"Hey, it doesn't matter." Yibuki Cuika also walked over shaking, and sat down on the other side of Dracula, she said while drinking: "This kind of thing is a good thing for us, so there will be more It is beneficial for us to obtain [Fear]."

"Why did you two come here? What are you holding?" Dracula glanced at Ibaraki Hua who was holding a paper in his hand, and said, "Also, Cuixiang, you'd better not drink now... you If you get drunk here, Wuzhi will probably ban you from entering Castlevania in the future."

"Oh, why is this, I'm a ghost." Yibuki Cuixiang complained a few words, but she still put away her wine gourd obediently.

"It's like this, this is my statistics on the number of [Fear] collected tonight, I think I should make a report to the general..." Ibaraki Hua fanned a very professional look, ready to talk .

But Dracula stopped her with his hand, "Let's talk about these things later... Wu Zhi is helping Xiao Mo make supper in the kitchen, do you two want something to eat?"

"Really? That's great." Mordred jumped up happily, and ran towards the kitchen happily.

"The general is really loyal, he is indeed the man I like."