You're Lazy, Dracula

A layer of golden light suddenly lit up under his feet, the light magnified suddenly, and then restored his health to green.

Kirito, who was busy with his busy schedule, raised his head and saw a group of people coming towards him not far away. It was Dracula and others who had met once this afternoon.In the crowd, Joan of Arc, who had just released the healing technique, was being snarled by Joan of Arc, and Joan of Arc hugged her arms and rubbed them vigorously, and said strangely: "'The angel saw you', wow, I didn't expect you to be so stubborn. There are times when women in this world are so disgusting—it’s so disgusting that my goosebumps are about to fall off.”

Joan blushed, but she couldn't refute it. The words just now were obviously spoken by the saint without thinking.

Except for the two Joan of Arc who was being venomous and being venomous, everyone else began to support Kirito.Wu Zhi took out her wand and released the most basic magic bullet, and Qing Ji spit out a small fireball from her mouth.Nero and Elizabeth began to hum in circles, buffing the people in the team. Fortunately, both of them were just humming, so they didn't evolve into a super magic that could distinguish between friend and foe.

Dracula rushed over with Mordred and Ibuki Suika who really chose the melee profession.During the charge, De Gu stretched his hand, picked up a stone, and threw it at the head of a wolf.

It was strange to say that Kirito had dealt so much damage, but after Dracula threw the stone, the other wolves decisively shifted their hatred and rushed towards Dracula.

A trace of displeasure flashed across Dracula's face, and then he set up his shield on the spot with a sure-fire expression.He used his shield to block the collision of the two wolves in front of him, then raised his spear, stabbed like lightning, and quickly pierced into the belly of the wolf that was rushing from above.

While Dracula had stabilized the hatred, the other girls began to export crazily to this small group of wolves.

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ps: I also have something to do today. As soon as the new year is approaching, there will be people eating everywhere.

12. It is said that Kirito can use his lower body to shift gears

Everyone in Castlevania except Dracula and Wuzhi are heroic spirits with rich combat experience. Among them, the one with the least combat experience is the most stable Wuzhi, but Wuzhi is much stronger than ordinary humans, so the battle will end soon up.

In the words of Dracula, "There is no child in Castlevania who cannot be beaten".

Ms. Wuzhi, who was diligent and thrifty, quickly cleaned up the materials and coins dropped by these monsters, and Dracula came to Kirito who had just left this afternoon.

Seeing that Dracula, someone he knew, saved him, Kirito thought he was quite happy at first, but seeing Dracula walking towards him, he was relieved.

In the end, he didn't expect that the first sentence Dracula opened his mouth was: "Kirito, look at your current appearance, and you still say that you are not a girl!"

"I'm really a man!" Kirito retorted loudly with his unconvincing neutral voice.

"Everyone, come and have a look. This man actually said that he is a boy."

Dracula pulled all the people from Castlevania over, and a group of beautiful girls surrounded the black, long, straight, gender-unidentified person in the middle. Kirito couldn't help shrinking a little when he felt the eyes of several pairs of beautiful girls.

"What... what? I don't look like it?"

Nero swept Kirito up and down, and boldly stretched out his hand, and touched Kirito's chest.

"Well, you don't have Mr. Dracula's hard pectoral muscles, but it feels so soft to the touch. You really are a girl."

The tyrant of Rome commented while rubbing.

"Yeah!"

Kirito blushed, screamed like a little girl, pushed away Nero's hands, and staggered back clutching his chest.

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's so feminine." Qingji thought for a while, and then she started to mutter something in a low voice: "By the way, is the concubine too active... Will this make Master Dracula feel bored? Ah, should I also learn to be weak..."

Elizabeth, who had been lowering her head and not knowing what she was thinking since Nero hit her chest, suddenly leaned forward, patted Kirito who was clutching her chest like a frightened bird, and comforted: "Don't worry, as the same Sisters in the camp, we must have hope that we will grow up in the future. And let’s take a step back, even if we really don’t grow up in the future..."

When Elizabeth said this, she glanced at Dracula quietly with a blushing face, and continued: "Even if you really don't grow up, I believe you will definitely meet a man who you love and who also loves you .”

"No, no, Miss Elizabeth, your premise is wrong. Who wants to like men, I am a straight man, a straight man."

Kirito, named Kirito, retorted desperately, waving her hands.

"Hey, what a hassle. What are you explaining?"

Dracula came up and said, "Kirito, isn't there a protection mechanism for female players in this game? Then it's easy to judge whether you are a man or a woman. Let me touch you. If there is no trigger mechanism, don't you? Does that mean you're a man?"

"correct."

Kirito had a suddenly realized expression on his face, and then closed his eyes.

"Come and touch, Dracula."

Dracula looked back at Wuzhi with a questioning look, and Wuzhi nodded.

Dracula rubbed his hands, then reached out and pressed Kirito's chest.

beep—

With the sound of an alarm, Dracula's palm was stopped by an electronic barrier about an inch away from Kirito's chest.

"Ugh--?"

Kirito looked at the option of [Will you punish the male players who harassed you] that appeared in his perspective, and made a puzzled voice.

Dracula calmly withdrew his palm, pointed at Kirito's nose and said again: "The alarm has appeared, look at Kirito, even the system helped to confirm it, and you still said that you are not a girl!"

"I'm really not! What kind of system is this? It's still called [the greatest invention of the [-]st century], can't you tell if it's a man or a woman?"

Kirito was about to cry, but he was a real boy.

Due to the trend of women's clothing that suddenly became popular ten years ago, the creature "fake mother" gradually appeared in people's field of vision.Due to the influence of the trend at that time, there were also many individuals with subtly shifted sexual orientation among men, and they had an unimaginable feeling for this kind of "girl" with handles.The forest is getting bigger, so there are naturally one or two birds that can't help but fly around. After several incidents of fake girls being forcibly violated by others, Kayaba Akihiko also introduced the protection law against creatures like "fake girls" into the game mechanism.

In SAO, puppet girls like Kirito who can confuse real ones enjoy the same treatment as women. Of course, puppet girls can't take advantage of this convenience to attack women at will. The protection of female players is for both male players and puppet players.

Of course, none of the people present knew about all this.

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In the end, Kirito left in despair.He rejected Dracula's suggestion to form a team to upgrade based on fear of a salty pig like Nero and the bad mood of being misidentified by the system.In return for saving his life, he told Dracula about the gathering points of monsters on the first floor of Aincrad that were easier to upgrade, as well as some more cost-effective quest chains.

Looking at the dejected figure in front of him covered in a layer of black lines, Dracula looked at the moon hanging in the sky in this game world, and sighed leisurely: