You're Lazy, Dracula

"It's not easy for the pseudo-mother. His original life must have been very hard."

"Huh? Is he really a boy?"

Nero, who had just stretched out his salty pig's hand, asked in disbelief, and at the same time stretched out his hands to rub something in the air.

"No way, Mr. Dracula, don't bully me. I don't know anything. Yu is the emperor of Rome, and he is well-informed."

"After all, I'm a foreign god with a certificate. Do you think I can't even see the structure of the human body?"

Dracula squinted his eyes and complained: "I can see it from the first time we met. The pants he is wearing are a little protruding, and there is obviously an extra part on the lower body. Could it be that part is for him to change gears?"

"I may have touched a fake breast..."

Nero withdrew his hand and murmured.

"Perverts who like handsome boys have existed since ancient times. In the country where I lived in my last life, there is a special allusion [Longyang Zhihao] to describe those guys who like boys."

Taking advantage of his height, Dracula patted the cute king from Rome on the head, and said:

"Also, Nero, you also have a record of liking cute boys in the historical records. Ah, although in the historical records, you are a man. Speaking of which, Nero, do you really like that type of boy? "

"That's not it!"

Nero shouted angrily, even showing the little canine teeth at the corners of his mouth.She tried her best to avoid Dracula's hand, then stomped her feet angrily and said to herself: "Damn the Senate, not only recorded Yu as a man, but also slandered Yu for liking cute boys. What did it look like?"

"Do you want to go back and set a fire?"

Dracula interjected.

"Of course I do!"

Nero replied decisively.

"Well, you can dream."

Dracula angered the Roman emperor, then put his hands on her head, and said to the others: "Okay, since Mr. Kirito rejected our invitation to form a team, let's practice leveling by ourselves... Don't take the system's tasks to heart, that's my business. Remember, we are here for vacation, Kayaba Akihiko's death game is just a joke to us, it's the same sentence, everyone is happy Just fine."

Author's message:

ps1: Well, although I am very busy, I still have to guarantee daily updates. Among other things, I am still counting on the full attendance bonus.

ps2: On the day of the Chinese New Year, I will update five chapters.

13. After playing the game, please write a [-]-word impression

After some rectification, Dracula and his party followed the monster spawning map given to them by Kirito, and carefully cleaned the surrounding monsters as they moved forward.Although the nearby wild wolf is also one of the monsters recommended by Kirito for beginners to upgrade, everyone in Castlevania does not want to farm monsters and upgrade here.After being modified by a designer who obviously has a preference for canines, these wild wolves are quite difficult to deal with. Going up together with arms folded felt more difficult to deal with than a single high-level monster. Once the wolves provoked were so large that even Joan of Arc and Nero, who were in charge of healing, had to take out their weapons to fight.

After brushing back and forth like this twice, the whole team has almost been promoted to level 5 or above.Dracula felt that it was not worthwhile to entangle with wild wolves here, so he led the team towards the deeper forest.

The monsters in the forest are mainly poisonous snakes and tigers.The levels of the two types of monsters are slightly higher than the wild wolves in the roadside grassland before. In terms of combat ability, the tiger is slightly stronger than the wild wolf by about two times. Although the fighting power of the poisonous snake is not even as good as the wild wolf, But this kind of monster can make the player be affected by the negative status of [Poisoning].This negative state can be said to be one of the most disgusting negative states. The blood is continuously deducted according to the percentage of the player's blood volume. Mordred was accidentally bitten before, and Xiao Mo's professional knight is the worst in the game. Even the blood volume of the thick-bodied profession couldn't resist, and almost handed over the first blood of Castlevania.

Fortunately, as a clergyman, Joan learned a skill called [Purification] after level 5, which relieved Xiao Mo of the [Poisoned] state.

However, although they have such disgusting attributes, these poisonous snakes and tigers have one advantage, that is, they fight alone and never have the habit of calling for companions, and their experience points are relatively high.

In front of a team with a complete professional configuration like Castlevania, these monsters have become the best targets for spawning monsters. As long as Dracula can hold the hatred of these monsters, whether it is Wuzhi, Qingji, or Mordred Cuixiang And Black Joan of Arc and the others can quickly output damage and take away these monsters.

A group of people from Castlevania brushed monsters here all night, and picked up all the materials and coins that fell by the way.Although it is very difficult to upgrade the game of SAO, it is because there are no players who are good at actual combat. This problem is naturally not a problem for the Castlevania group. When everyone walks out of the forest, there is no one in Castlevania. The level is lower than ten.However, the role of level in this game is not as great as imagined. A high level means changing from one layer of paper to two layers of paper.

Wuzhi counted the materials and coins on his body, and found that if these things were done to the tasks Kirito said, the coins in exchange would be enough for the people of Castlevania to have a small extravagant meal, and even You can get a few pieces of equipment that are good for the initial stage.

"how do you feel?"

After walking out of the forest, standing by the side of the road, Dracula asked the other girls in Castlevania.

"I feel great, Dad." Mordred clenched his fists with a bloody expression on his face and replied: "Under the condition of this kind of power being limited, keep fighting, and then gradually The feeling of improving my own strength reminds me of my days in the Knights."

"Well, it's unbelievable." Qing Ji looked at her hands, "It's obviously a boring fighting process for the concubine, but seeing the improvement of the level, I can't help but feel a sense of satisfaction in my heart. Ah Ah, this concubine understands, it really is because Lord Dracula is by her side... As long as it is where the Lord is, Qingji will not feel bored."

Miss Bingjiao diverted the topic to her own world while she was talking, and staggered forward with her hands covering her face.

De Gu stretched his hands to Qing Ji's head, preventing her from moving forward while rubbing her hair.

"I feel very good." Joan clasped her hands on her chest, and said with a holy face: "Actually, I have always had a dream, that is, to be able to truly use the miracles God brought to me to heal the pain of others." It's a pity that in the original world, I can't do anything but fight, but here I can finally experience the feeling of my dream."

"Hmph, what a stubborn lady saint." Joan of Arc immediately taunted her prototype, "The so-called [miracle] you called was not given to you by God, but the one who imprisoned [-] people in this place." The neuroscientist in the game, the system he created is given to you."

Joan of Arc didn't speak, but the holy atmosphere on her body had already dropped, becoming extremely low.

"So Xiao Hei, what do you think of this game?"

Dracula asked while throwing Kiyohime into confusion by touching his head.

"Ah? Ah... Keen, so-so." When Dracula asked Black Joan of Arc, her face flushed, and then she folded her hands and closed her eyes, pretending to be calm and said, "It's just so-so." So-so."

Everyone in Castlevania can tell that, apart from Dracula and Mordred, this girl was the most excited when she was just leveling up.

"Where's Nero?"

Dracula continued to ask.

"Well, it's okay, as a game, it's barely enough." Nero clapped his hands and said, "Compared to that, the beautiful equipment Yu saw is the key point. Yu chose this profession because of Put on those beautiful clothes. Really, a mere game requires Yu to work so hard to level up. Well, but for the beautiful clothes, Yu will forgive her."

"Yes, yes, Nero is right." Elizabeth, who has a certain value close to the Roman tyrant, agreed: "If you can wear beautiful clothes and sing a song on a dreamy stage, then What a fantasy experience! People say it right? Nero, little piggy."

"Brilliant, Eliza, you're a genius."

Dracula said emotionally.