You're Lazy, Dracula

Dracula moved forward while guessing.

[However, fighters of this level are obviously middle-aged, would such a guy come to play SAO in idleness? 】

With this in mind, he walked through the mountain village and embarked on the path to the castle on top of the mountain.

As he was walking, there was a strange hissing sound from above the path, followed by the sound of intense footsteps and the sound of sharp knives cutting into the flesh.

"The macho airborne!"

With a loud shout, Dracula raised his head, just in time to see a macho man dressed in rustic kobold-like armor and a gray hood, full of gay vibes jumping down from above. .

The hunk obviously also saw Dracula looking up at him, and shouted to Dracula in surprise: "Surprised, there are other players here. Just right, enough for me! Pong friend!"

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ps: The first update of the new year.

31. Good brother let me go

This gay guy in gay clothes holds a guard shield made of steel in his hand, and a large one-handed ax in the other hand, with green drops still dripping from the ax blade Moreover, when this hunk asked Dracula for help, he actually used Chinese.

Well, the game SAO doesn't have a translation mechanism, so although the guy in front of him speaks in a strange tone, a bit like the up master I watched when I cleared the video, but Dracula can still clearly hear that he speaks Chinese.

This hunk fell from the sky, and landed on the path in front of Dracula. Dracula saw that the blood bar on this guy's head dropped by a notch as he landed.

"Mr...Q?"

Dracula looked at the id of the guy in front of him, and read it curiously.

"Yes, pong friend, although I know that as a foreign friend, you probably don't understand what I'm talking about, but we are really in danger now, a large group of gay men in the back are chasing and killing me."

Perhaps because he was afraid that Dracula would not understand his words, this player... let's call him Mr. Q was talking, dancing and pointing the ax in his hand at the place where he jumped off.

The monster hissing from over there has become louder and louder.

"Don't panic, I can understand Chinese."

Dracula said to the anxious hunk, "So I'll help you...By the way, aren't the guys above all tentacles or lumps of meat?"

"You can understand it, friend pong." Mr. Q looked at Dracula with some surprise, and replied, "Yes, the guys above are all animals with tentacles in the lower body, so gay!"

"Well, I understand, just wait a moment."

De Gu took out a blindfold from his arms and completely covered his eyes.With Dracula's luck, he will inevitably fail the SAN value judgment skills of these monsters, and will fall into a chaotic state of no distinction between the enemy and the enemy. After clearing the twenty-fifth floor, Gu La went to find someone to make a blindfold that could block the line of sight and increase the damage of critical strikes at the same time.

In front of the creatures of the Cthulhu faction, the best way to protect one's will is to be a blind man.

When Dracula just put on the blindfold, the neighing from his ears gradually approached above the two of them. In the darkness, Dracula used his hearing to measure the movements of the monsters, and at the same time clenched his hands tightly. sword in hand.

"Sigh~~~"

A sharp and weird sound came from directly above, accompanied by a weird wriggling sound, which to normal people sounds like there is a stick constantly stirring in your head, giving people a headache.And this wriggling sound, to Dracula's ears, was like the sound of Wu Zhi powdering the meat when making broth.

Silently estimating where and when the monsters fell, Dracula silently took a step back.

A monster just landed on the place where he was standing before, and made a "pop" sound.

It is actually quite disadvantageous for Dracula to fight in this state where his vision is completely blocked.If in the real world, even if he is blindfolded, Dracula can still clearly perceive everything around him. If Cthulhu's old ruler goes up, no one will use pure visual organs to observe the world and obtain information. , but this is the game world, Dracula’s ability in the real world cannot be fully utilized, and if he cheats with mental power forcibly, he may directly burn Kayaba Akihiko’s server that is weaker than potatoes for him, so here In a situation where he doesn't know the shape of the monster at all, and he doesn't know how the monster attacks, Dracula can only—

Get started first!

He had already taken a step forward when the monster landed on the ground and made a "crack" sound of body collision. The long sword directly used the safe method of horizontal slashing, and cut heavily through the body of the monster in front of him.

With the strength in his hands, Dracula could clearly feel his sword cutting into the flesh from the air, and then cutting out from the flesh.Some warm but slightly smelly liquid splashed on his face, making him frown.

After a slash, Dracula, who had already roughly figured out the opponent's size, followed by another straight stab, the long sword directly pierced deeply into the monster's body, and then the fire that suddenly burned above wiped out the monster's last trace of blood. cleared.

This is Dracula's enchanting skill. In his opinion, any warrior who cannot enchant his weapon is not a good warrior.

Sensing the death of the monster in front of him, and hearing the sound of coins and materials falling to the ground, Dracula pulled out his long sword. At this moment, a strong sound of wind came from behind his ears.This kind of sound is quite familiar to Dracula. It is the whip that cuts through the air when it is swung vigorously, which makes such a sound.

He dodged sideways, dodging the blow to his back, probably something that was a monster's tentacles, and then drew his sword and rushed towards the direction of the attack.

After the long sword slashed down, the force of the rotation followed by another horizontal slash. The most basic cross slash among the church knights in the past was skillfully used by Dracula, the strongest paladin ever. A perfect cross appeared on the monster's body. On his body, it was divided into four even parts. Dracula's sword skills were so perfect that even the correction of the system couldn't get in his way.

Cutting out the cross, Dracula ignored the monster that had been cut into four pieces. He lowered his head and dodged the tentacles attacking from up, down, left, and right again, and then repeated the previous action, charge, counterattack, charge, and then counterattack .

When Dracula was fighting, the gay man in gay clothes was also fighting. Dracula could hear the sound of the axe cutting the flesh vigorously from the side, and the sound of the tentacles hitting the shield. , and the chattering voice of that tough guy, for example——

"Good brother, do you want to eat chicken?"

"Roll over, hold the shield, RUA!"

"Hey, this enemy actually dares to fuse and return blood? A beast!"

"Surprised, the judgment actually passed?"

"Stop, pong friend! Please stop!"

Confused by Mr. Q who was still muttering non-stop during the battle, Dracula reluctantly took off his blindfold after killing all the monsters he could perceive around him.

After taking off the blindfold, there are all pieces of meat that have been hacked beyond recognition by Dracula's long sword or Mr. Q's axe, and the hunk who should be quite powerful in combat is blocking his body with a shield at this moment. The head ran forward in a very embarrassing posture, and behind him was a monster that looked like a fusion of a black goat cub and a human being, waving its tentacles all over its body, chasing this strong man around.

When Dracula saw the monster's big blood-red eyes, a notification suddenly came from the system:

[The SAN value judgment fails, and the stamina value will be deducted. 】

Dracula's eyes blurred, and he quickly shifted his gaze, only looking at the hunk in front of him.