You're Lazy, Dracula

"Brother, good brother, let me go!"

The hunk guy jumped behind a stone like a shit, drank a bottle of HP potion, suddenly seemed to be possessed by some strange will, jumped out from behind the stone, and dodged the monster's tentacles with a roll , and then split the main part of the monster with an ax beautifully.

"RUA!"

With his roar, the monster in front of him was emptied of hp and fell to the ground.

[This guy is so different from before and after...]

Seeing the exquisite operation of the hunk boy just now, Dracula thought to himself.

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ps: The second update of the new year.

32. Good brother, take me with you

"Oh, it actually dropped the equipment, so cool."

The macho man dressed in the style of a kobold pulled out a slender one-handed sword covered in green slime from the corpse of the monster that had been cut into pieces on the ground.He put the one-handed sword back into the inventory, and then took it out, and the slime and minced meat on it disappeared, turning into a simple-looking broad-edged one-handed sword.The hunk then held the sword and looked at its attributes.

"Damn it's so strong, this sword, I've become stronger again."

As he spoke, he replaced his ax with this broad-bladed one-handed sword.

"Cough."

Seeing this buddy talking on his own, ignoring his appearance at all, Dracula walked up behind him and coughed lightly.

"Ah, I'm sorry, pong friend, I almost forgot your existence."

Hearing Dracula's cough, the hunk turned around and looked at Dracula.However, because the hood on his head perfectly covered the opponent's face, Dracula could not clearly see the expression on the brother's face.

"Pong friend, you understood what I said just now, can you speak Chinese?"

Since Dracula's appearance doesn't look like a Chinese person at all, Mr. Q asked this question.

"Well, it's okay, I lived in China for a while before."

Dracula explained this, and then he looked at the id on the hunk's head and said:

"Mr... Q, let me call you Mr. Q? Mr. Q, are you Chinese?"

"Yeah, yeah, oops, I didn't expect to meet a pong friend who can speak Chinese in this Japanese game, it's really cool..."

Perhaps it was because he had been alone for too long, and found that there was a person who could understand his own words in front of him. This Mr. Q seemed a bit chatty.

"Mr. Q, let's find a safe corner first, then talk?"

Dracula looked at the surrounding environment and suggested.

"Well, friend pong, you are right. This place is not very safe. Some tough men may pop up at any time. It's good for me to stand here. Come with me, and we will return to the place where the dream began."

Dracula followed the strong man and walked down the mountain along the path.While walking on the road, the hunk was still talking to Dracula endlessly.

"Let me tell you, pong friend, if you want to go up the mountain, you have to be careful. There is a kind of big brother with a brain outside the mountain. He plays so wretchedly. As soon as we walk into it, the chaos bar will continue to rise, and it will be full." From now on, there will be a big blood loss, and the gods will fall into chaos when they get close. There are some real tough men in this world. I'm afraid I'm not living in a dream..."

"Speaking of which, Mr. Q, as a Chinese anchor, why did you appear in this game? I remember that the game SAO is only sold in Japan, right?"

As Dracula was walking, he suddenly interrupted Mr. Q and asked.

"Huh? Friends Pong, do you know I'm a streamer?"

Mr. Q was obviously surprised and asked.

"Yeah, before I entered this game, because I heard that Miyazaki Oko participated in it, I went to play his game, but I couldn't play it later, so I watched your video clearance... Mainly the Bloodborne and Dark Souls games."

"You actually know that game that doesn't exist, I'm shocked!"

Mr. Q said so, and then answered Dracula's question: "Ah, this, in fact, a good brother and I came to Japan to play, and then saw this cross-generational game, I thought to myself, as a game Anchor, do you want to keep up with the trend and experience the throwing tiles of the new game. Then I stuffed a lot of fragrant chicken for the game buyer, and got a game console like this. After returning to the hotel and entering the game, I found that I was stuck It’s inside. Really, I don’t understand you Japanese scientists very well, I’m so angry, I’m so hurt.”

When Dracula asked, Mr. Q immediately complained about a lot of things, talking all the way, the two walked to a safe room that Mr. Q found in this normal maze.

"arrive."

Mr. Q opened the door of the small house in front of him.

"Back to the place where the dream began."

The door opened, and Dracula saw that there was an ordinary and empty room inside, only a sleeping bag was spread on the floor of the room, which should be the sleeping bag used by Mr. Q.

"You've been hiding here since you started conquering the maze?"

Dracula looked at the sleeping bag on the ground and asked curiously.

"No, even if I don't clear the maze, I will hide in the maze area."

Mr. Q put his weapon back into the inventory, then sat down cross-legged on the sleeping bag, and said:

"There are some international friends outside, and their thinking is quite gay. If I speak a few words of Chinese after I go out, I'm afraid I will be caught by these gay guys and eat chicken."

"I think you have a deep misunderstanding of most of the players outside. Although they are a bit stupid, their orientation is normal."

Dracula also sat down on the floor in front of the sleeping bag, looked around at the windows and walls that looked a bit flimsy, and asked: "What I want to say is that you have been staying in this kind of room, and you are not afraid of falling asleep. Was it invaded by monsters during the time?"

When Dracula asked, Mr. Q looked at him in surprise, and said:

"Surprised, Pong, don't you know that there is a safe room in the labyrinth area? How did you survive for more than a year, and still reach such a high level? You stuffed the system with fragrant chicken?"