The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

"Hey, this is the first time I've spoken like this. It's nice to meet you——Sensei Yamada Goblin!"

"Eromanga, teacher?"

"No, I don't know anyone with that name!"

Sagiri, reflected on the screen, turned her head slightly. Even though she was dressed in a special outfit for the live broadcast and turned into a wretched uncle, could she still not look directly at her pen name?

That being the case, why did you use such a pseudonym in the first place?Ye Zheng has nothing to say about his sister's eccentricity.

"Hey, Zhengzong, she said she wasn't?"

"The one just now is something similar to the mantra of Teacher Eromanga, don't worry about it!"

"Is that so? Eh~? By the way, this outfit is exactly the same as that of Mr. Eromanga's live broadcast!"

The goblin stared at the screen with half-believing eyes. Although she never let go of any of her live broadcasts, she really didn't expect that the two would meet like this one day.

"I didn't expect Teacher Eromanga to be really a 12-year-old little sister. Looking closer like this, it seems that she is really just a little girl..."

Yamada Goblin commented as if no one was there, completely oblivious to the teacher on the other side of the screen, and Mr. Eromanga approached the camera unceremoniously, and said:

"Aren't you a little kid~"

Perhaps because of wearing a mask, Ye Zheng always felt that this scene was a bit surreal. The masked "he" made an unbelievable voice through the voice changer, and continued to say to the goblin:

"En? Enen? Tsk tsk tsk..."

"Hey! Yamada Goblin-sensei, it's so cute when you look at it up close! Hey, what kind of panties are you wearing now?"

【Look at the sky!Appeared!Erotic loli teacher! 】

Ye Zhengsheng looked up at the sky resignedly, and pressed his forehead with his hands helplessly. Sure enough, Sagiri was completely open-mouthed in this state.

"Eh? What kind? It's made of silk..."

Yamada Goblin, who almost confessed so honestly, suddenly came back to her senses at this time, her pretty face flushed.

"This, this, this, this, what kind of questions does this person ask people all of a sudden! I almost answered it!"

[No, you have already answered it, and you can hear it clearly! 】

Ye Zheng turned into a Tucao slave in his mind, and he looked at the two communicating through the computer screen with complicated expressions.

The script was completely different from what he had imagined. Not only was Yamada Goblin not scared away, but it seemed that he had a pleasant exchange?

"Hey~ Are the panties made of silk? What's the color? Are they really white?"

"Listen to people talking—!!"

The goblin snatched the notebook from his hand and shook it vigorously back and forth.

"Oh oh oh... If you shake it like this, the picture will make people look very uncomfortable."

Because the sound is transformed by the voice changer, it becomes a bit unpredictable.

"I said Zhengzong!"

The goblin turned her face towards Ye Zheng fiercely, and tapped the screen of the notebook with a 'snap'.

"What is this!?"

"What, this is Mr. Eromanga you have always wanted to see!"

"When you meet someone for the first time, you just ask them about the color of their panties! Isn't this the behavior of a perverted old man!? It wasn't like this in the last text chat, and it wasn't like that in the last video chat either!!"

[It's useless for you to tell me about this kind of thing, this is her nature after wearing a windbreaker and a mask!I am also very desperate! 】

Ye Zheng gave up struggling completely, ignored the fierce look of Yamada Goblin, and said in a self-defeating manner:

"Probably because she didn't wear a mask the first two times"

"Hee hee, can I call you Elf-chan? Is this your real name? How old are you? Do you already wear a bra?"

"Goo...!"

Yamada Goblin walked away from the screen with a shy face, and then ran over to complain to me:

"Is this super sexy pervert really Mrs. Eromanga!? It's not that you pervert are interested in my underwear, so you made a video to set me up?!"

"I wouldn't do that kind of thing! I'm not even interested in your underwear!"

Ye Zheng felt that his mood was about to explode. Although he already knew that his sister had such a form through the live broadcast, he never expected that her "ruthlessness" when facing girls was much more exaggerated than in the live broadcast.

Suspecting that his life was about to collapse but suddenly being questioned by Goblin Yamada, he felt like he was about to explode on the spot!

【In other words, if all of this is false, what the fairy said is actually true. Sagiri is always so cute. Wouldn't it be nice not to have such an exaggerated form? 】

Ye Zheng shook his head, feeling that he must be crazy, let him pretend to be interested in a 14-year-old girl's underwear, how could such a thing be possible!

After all, he has been helping his sister wash underwear for almost a year, and he can completely calm down in front of the little girl's underwear!

[Unless it's Jing's cute underwear, can I be interested?Bah bah bah!I'm not that pervert! 】

"By the way, if you talk more, can't you tell if it's a video through a direct conversation?"

"Well, also..."

Yamada Goblin seemed to agree with his explanation, or accepted the setting of Mr. Eromanga, and had no idea how many thoughts Ye Zheng had turned in this short period of time.

She picked up the notebook as if she was holding a dirty object, and stared at the screen with disdain:

"Although I don't want to admit it, but this looks like Teacher Eromanga..."

"Is it different from what you imagined?"

Although she couldn't see the expression because of the mask, Ye Zheng felt that Sagiri must be suspicious at this time. After all, she took her actions for granted at this time, as can be seen from her calm reply. .

"No, it's better to say that you fit the image of someone who would take the pseudonym 'Eromanga-sensei'――

This is like, your "main body" is a "silver-haired loli girl" according to Zhengzong, but in fact it is a "real ancestor vampire"... The gap between the two is too big up! ! "

I have to say that Yamada Goblin is indeed a powerful best-selling light novel writer, and she explained the situation with an easy-to-understand analogy, and it really fits her super otaku personality.

Suddenly, Fairy Yamada turned around, looked at Ye Zheng and said:

"Judging from your 'original manuscript', my sister's personality is too far from this one, isn't it?"

"No, no, it's actually completely alone!"

Ye Zheng really gave up on himself completely, it seems that he was frightened by Sagiri's sudden change of painting style, at this time he has no intention of helping Sagiri to cover up.

"Nissan!"

Chapter 169: Bloom - Lily!

Teacher Eromanga yelled in a tone of disguise, as if he was dissatisfied with his brother treating him like this.

Although there was no direct description, how could she, who had never been a fool, fail to understand what he meant, and he would not be praising herself.

As if frightened by Ye Zheng's straightforward words, Yamada Goblin froze for a while before pointing at Sagiri and continuing to ask him.

"Eh? You mean, my sister is very erotic?"

"Eroguchi, and the heroine in the manuscript was originally written according to Sagiri's character."

Faced with the straight ball thrown by Fairy Yamada, Ye Zheng caught it without hesitation, and then accelerated to throw it at his sister, as if at this moment he had already escaped from the strange character of "sister control", and turned into an incarnation instead. "Sister Sister Maniac"

"That's why! What's wrong with you! Listen to me...listen to me!"

On the screen of the laptop, Sagiri wearing a mask is in a state of panic.

"Ni, Nisan... the original manuscript, did you show this guy?"

"Well, yes, after all, I have already made all kinds of preparations and waited for the official publication day. I remember telling you the date?"

Fairy Yamada didn't bother to question Ye Zheng anymore, but looked at Teacher Eromanga in the picture with great interest.

With such a soft tone now, is this the cute sister she saw in the novel!Just now the painting style has completely collapsed!

Seeing the shocked and ashamed look of her younger sister, the goblin followed Ye Zheng's words and said:

"I've read it, and I've heard about all kinds of things. It's amazing that I was made to read such a passionate love letter..."

"It turns out... ah... huh... um..."

【What's wrong? 】

Ye Zheng didn't know what happened in the moment when the two looked at each other. He didn't feel ashamed as before when he heard Yamada Goblin say the word "love letter" again. Instead, he was a little curious about Sagiri's strange reaction. s reason.

Just a second ago, the goblin held the notebook in front of her face, and the eyes of the two collided face to face for the first time in a long time.

[Is it my illusion? 】

Looking at the two people staring at each other, Ye Zheng always felt that something like a spark appeared just now.

[Could it be?Could it be that the lilies are blooming?Thinking about it, it's not impossible. Sagiri, who likes to look at girls' panties, likes naked goblins. The compatibility between the two seems to be unexpectedly high? 】

"..."

"..."

Not to mention going astray, Ye Zheng, who was frightened by Sagiri's "terrible" "nature exposure" today and fell into cranky thoughts, Sagiri and the fairy looked at each other for a long time through the Internet.

Except for the inaudible sound of the computer running and the breathing of the three people, the room became extremely quiet.

"Well, forget it!"

The first person to speak to break the silence was Yamada Goblin. She raised the corner of her mouth and smiled, and said:

"Let me introduce myself again. It's my first meeting, Mr. Eromanga, it's a great honor to meet you, although you already know it.

I am Ilf Yamada——I am a talented and beautiful girl writer chosen by God to save the light novel industry from darkness. "

Yamada Goblin is still the same, very exaggerated and the self-introduction of the second child, but this is indeed the truest thought of this confident girl!

"Well, please take care of me~ Irfu-chan, I won't declare myself."

"It doesn't matter - when, I will invite the teacher to draw illustrations for my works."

"Okay, let me draw during the next live broadcast."

Ye Zheng felt that what the goblin said about painting and what Sagiri understood was not the same. He still remembered that Yamada Fairy hoped that Sagiri could be the illustrator of her new work at the beginning, and draw her dreamed naked illustrations for her. , but was brutally rejected by himself.

Looking at Sagiri who agreed so readily, Ye Zheng felt an ominous premonition. Thinking about Sagiri's works in the past three years, thinking about what she said after meeting the goblin at the beginning, Ye Zheng felt that the goblin might have fallen into his sister in the pit.