The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

Perhaps, the name of the sister's live broadcast room next time may become "Live painting, best-selling author Yamada Goblin-sensei panties live broadcast".

"Ah~ well, speaking of which... Ilf-chan, do you have a good relationship with Izumi-sensei?"

[How is it possible, although the occasional chat is quite pleasant, but most of the time she gives him a headache! 】

Of course, although Ye Zheng thought so, the answer of Yamada Goblin was beyond his expectation.

The goblin jumped onto the sofa with a 'snap', tried to stand on tiptoe and raised her right hand, as if she wanted to wrap her arms around Ye Zheng's shoulders, but because of the difference in height between the two, even though the sofa had already been raised, it was more like her hand hook his neck...

"That's right~! The two of us are best friends! Right?"

"No, no."

"Why are you so shy! Aren't we already calling each other 'Zhengzong' and 'Princess?'!"

"Stop making up facts! When did I ever call you a 'Princess?'!?"

"Hey? Didn't you call me that when you hugged me with the princess?"

"???!!! When did I ever hug you as a princess! All I can remember is to lift you like a chicken!"

The corner of Ye Zheng's mouth twitched, he couldn't imagine what the delusion in the other party's mind was like, how exaggerated the imagination was to distort the reality into that kind of picture?

【Princess?Holding her like a chicken with one hand and calling her 'princess'? MDZZ! 】

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Well, Zhengzong, you can also call me 'princess' now with reverence.You're welcome, this is your reward for letting me meet my sister this time, reward. "

"Stop joking, are you annoying? Let go!"

Ye Zheng decisively took the goblin's hand off her neck, and decided not to remind her of the bad feeling he had just had. At this time, he was looking forward to seeing the scene where Sagiri drew her panties during the live broadcast. It must be very interesting!

"Hey, you don't have to be shy, you're really a humble guy."

Ye Zheng felt that there must be blue veins appearing on his forehead again, and he had to admit that Yamada Goblin was definitely the most annoying person among all the people he knew.

Looking at the cross talk scenes on the computer screen, Sagiri made a mechanical voice without emotion:

"Well, we have a good relationship."

"No, Sagiri, everything you see is an illusion, and there is no option for a good relationship!"

"Who does Mr. Hequan have a good relationship with? It's all about me! All! No! Yes! Any! Any! Relevant! Yes! Then, did you ask me to start the video just to let me watch this?"

【No, Sagiri, you don't act like you don't care at all, you don't even want to call me brother, Mr. Izumi? 】

Ye Zheng seemed to be able to foresee Sagiri's cute jealous performance in the next period of time!

Chapter 170: The speed of plot reversal is 5 seconds per second...

Ye Zheng wiped his forehead, it seemed that there was really non-existent cold sweat there, although the unreasonable Sagiri had another kind of cuteness, but the degree of difficulty was also multiplied.

She was the one who invited Fairy Yamada to come, obviously she was innocent, everything was caused by Fairy Yamada...

It took Ye Zheng several minutes to explain clearly, maybe Sagiri saw his sincerity and deliberately stopped pursuing it, but he firmly believed that his sister would not be so scheming!

But at least he finally made it clear - he didn't start the video just to show her his "flirting" with the goblin.

That's right, the intensity of the resentment in Sagiri's words is almost the same as directly writing "Melulu" on the face of "You guys continue to flirt and flirt like I don't exist!"

With the unreasonable Sagiri-chan and the Yamada goblin who used all kinds of misunderstandings to make troubles, Ye Zheng felt that it was a mistake for him to stay at home today?

Maybe you should choose to go out when you get up in the morning-for example, open your mind and treat Nicole like a dog?Walking the cat for a morning, so it perfectly staggered the visit of the Yamada goblin?

However, the reality did not give him a chance to choose again. The actual first meeting between Mr. Eromanga and Mr. Yamada Goblin started in such a slightly tense atmosphere.

Yes, a little nervous, Ye Zheng was thinking about Sagiri's evaluation of Liuli's "stealing cat", thinking about Sagiri's reaction after seeing Yamada Fairy's tweet yesterday...

Although it was Sagiri himself who invited the goblin to come today because of an unknown purpose, he felt that if there was a 'pot', he would definitely have to carry it. After all, he is a good brother?

Fortunately, the two only felt a little "tattling?" and "Tit for tat?" at the beginning. As the communication deepened, the conversation was obviously much easier.

Maybe it's because of the similar interests, maybe it's because they're fans of each other, maybe it's because of the similar age, maybe it's because of the degree of staying at home and the degree of dependence on the Internet...

At least in Ye Zheng's opinion, there are obviously many common topics between the two lazy loli girls who "run away" from school.

"Hey, Zhengzong and his younger sister are busy anyway, so the three of us can play games?"

Ye Zheng sat down and pretended that he was just a doll for decoration, but Yamada Goblin didn't seem to "let go" of him.

She seemed to have completely forgotten the embarrassment caused by the topic of "Izumi Masamune and Yamada Goblin?", and said it very familiarly.

"Hey, eh...Zhengzong? Sister? Why, the name is so strange..."

Teacher Eromanga was also staring blankly on the screen, completely unable to understand why there was such a way of addressing her!

Zhengzong can still understand, after all, she is still very familiar with her brother's pen name Izumi Masamune, but what kind of weird name is that for herself?

younger sister?Why do I feel like I'm a head short?

"No, Nicole said she wanted to go out for a walk, I'd better go for a walk with the cat!"

"Is that so?"

Fairy Yamada nodded, and seemed to be moved by Ye Zheng's reason, but immediately realized that it was all nonsense.

"No, although I don't have a pet, I also know that dogs need to be walked! And when did you have the skill of 'cat language', do you think you are Chopper?"

"Well, that kind of thing can be done at any time, and there are not many opportunities to play games together! ——Hey, do you have 'True Sisters' or 'Street Fighter [-]'? My Monster Hunter is at home. I can't come out..."

In the face of the goblin's rapid-fire speech, Ye Zheng's casual excuse was completely untenable, and this extraordinary speed of atmosphere change is also one of the characteristics of goblins, right?

But he still didn't want to follow her train of thought!He believed that if he followed the goblin, he would definitely be tricked!

Compared to him, who already knew something about fairies and had antibodies, Sagiri was completely guided by her, and only responded according to the fairy's thinking.

"Because I don't leave the room, if it's a computer version, online battle or something like that."

Perhaps it was because the topic gradually shifted to some normal things. Although Sagiri was still wearing a mask, her tone gradually changed from a wretched uncle back to her true self.

"OKOK~ Then Masamune! I lent me my notebook! In addition, bring snacks and handles... and other necessary things, prepare them for me!"

"Why are you so proficient at mobilizing me!"

This time Ye Zheng didn't act as a complaint in his heart, but directly spoke out, but even though he said so, he still followed her request.

It is rare for Sagiri to have someone who can play games. He still hopes that Yamada Goblin can bring some different happy memories to Sagiri, the joy of playing games with friends.

Fairy Yamada didn't express any dissatisfaction because of Ye Zheng's words, and she didn't even pay attention to whether he did what she said. She didn't leave the computer screen at all, and completely ignored what Ye Zheng said.

"Did my sister decide what to play? Ah, by the way, do you like playing games? I saw a lot of hosts in the room, and some of them are doing live commentary of game videos."

"Well, well, it's still... like it"

Izumi Sagiri answered with a mouthful, but she felt a little irritable in her heart. Mr. Yamada Goblin always asked her questions one after another. She had no chance to refute what she called herself. For some reason, she didn’t like it when she directly called herself "" younger sister"!

"Sure enough! This is really great! I hardly have anyone to hang out with..."

Yamada Goblin seemed to be communicating with relatives and friends, Sagiri was a little at a loss, and the rhythm was completely taken away.

Ye Zheng was preparing refreshments in the kitchen, but his eyes turned to the "two people" in the living room from time to time. He always felt that this was an incredible scene.

Playing games with his younger sister, even in such a long time, he has never tried such an action at all. He obviously played online games with another younger sister a few days ago, but he ignored this younger sister at home.

Slightly, no, very much, sorry!

He has lived with Sagiri for more than a year, but he still doesn't know much about her!

Apart from knowing about her illustrations, it seems that other aspects are not as deep as the Yamada Fairy who just met not long ago!

But at the same time, what is hundreds of times deeper than that remorse is happiness, not only because the arrival of the goblin brings joy to Sagiri, but also because he discovered something that he had neglected before through the goblin.

"Is there anything else you need? I'll prepare everything for you!"

Like a perfect house cook, Ye Zheng devoted himself to preparing snacks and drinks for the two people in the living room and the room.

Author's message:

ps: long-lost ps, but actually there is nothing to say.

Chapter 171: When jokes become reality

"Who is there! It must be some distance away, what is the purpose!"

Ye Zheng stopped and asked aloud, perhaps because it was daytime and the place was not too remote, he was not worried about any danger.

Besides, he was not too worried about such a person with poor tracking skills. If there is something bad about blackmailing passers-by, maybe he can give him a beating to vent his depressed mood!

Yes, Ye Zheng is not in a good mood now, he was walking on the road with a gloomy face, but unexpectedly vented that someone was following him.

Not long ago, he held Nicole with one hand, and rubbed the fur on the raccoon cat's head with the other, as if he was expressing his dissatisfaction with such childish actions!

"As expected, I'm still too naive! I actually followed the train of thought of Yamada Goblin! The basic trust between people doesn't exist anymore, right?"

Ye Zheng held Nicole's two forelimbs with both hands, hung it in front of him regardless of the raccoon cat's panicked and disgusted expression, and talked to a cat like no one else, as if the cihuamao in front of him really understood what he said.

[Humans with fish lips, please remember, sooner or later, I will abuse you and return you! 】

Cihuamao gave up treatment and let the neurotic owner toss. It seems that it knows that struggling is useless. It can't do anything except draw a circle in its heart and curse him.

At this time, it also regrets why it made a sound to attract the attention of the two-legged cat in front of it. Although it was adopted by him, it seems that there will be darkness in the future!

[Since you can't resist, give up struggling and 'enjoy'. Anyway, as long as you occasionally cooperate with the stupid master to respond, humans whose IQ is never online will be fooled by it! 】

[Mentally handicapped master, he can't even handle two teenage girls. A little loli like that, Ben Meow, can capture more than a dozen of them by showing off his cuteness. The incompetent master is really embarrassing, and only uses Ben Meow. Exhale...]

……

Ye Zheng didn't know that the raccoon cat in front of him was planning his "incompetence" in his mind. Looking at the unresponsive cat, he seemed to have lost interest in "ravaging" it.

Gently stroked twice, smoothed out the somewhat messy hair caused by his hands, and then put Nicole on his shoulders.

Although he once joked that he was going out to walk the cat, it is obvious that this tabby cat has no idea of ​​walking by itself. It is not bad to be able to lie on his shoulders instead of needing to be held by himself!

The reality that is happening tells him one thing—never set up flags indiscriminately!

Not long ago, he saw that Sagiri became much more cheerful because of the fairy's game invitation, so he didn't care about the Yamada fairy's orders, and not only patiently prepared refreshments for them, but also asked the two if they had other needs.

It was just a polite question at first, and he was ready to play a three-player battle game according to Yamada Goblin's suggestion, but the reality quickly slapped him——