The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

ps4: Tomorrow's two chapters may both be in the evening. I have some texts recently, and I don't want to just write and upload them.

Chapter 208: So, Hiki Valley Komachi...

Hikigu Hachiman is a complicated and awkward person, and there will be a lot of trouble getting along with such a person. Ye Zheng hates trouble, so he doesn't get along with him much—even though they were in the same class in junior high school, Even though the two have interacted frequently throughout the year.

However, just like the name of the chat group, the two of them communicate only because they have their own lovely sisters, and they firmly believe that their sisters are the cutest.

Although the two can barely be called friends, although they already understand each other's personality, although they actually regard each other as friends in their hearts...

However, Ye Zheng and Hikiya Hachiman still spend very little time together. For example, in the past few months at Sobu High School, the only intersection between the two of them in daily life was in the service department.

(I’ve filled in the pitfalls of the relationship between the male lead and the great teacher. Whether you accept it or not, I’ve filled it in anyway, 2333!)

Ye Zheng sighed lightly, pressed the lock screen button of the phone, looked up and saw Yukinoshita Yukino's expression of "what are you doing?"

[Obviously, I have already written my doubts on my face, but I just refuse to ask frankly, don't you feel awkward? 】

"I don't know the specific situation now, so of course I have to call for off-site support!"

Ye Zheng shook his mobile phone, but unfortunately the screen had turned completely black at this time, otherwise he would definitely be able to clearly see the prompt of "Recipient: Hikigaya Komachi".

"Off-field support?"

Yukinoshita Yukino asked suspiciously. Of course she is no stranger to this word, but it is really limited to the dictionary's interpretation of this word. There has never been such an operation in real life. The lonely Yukinoshita ( Two?) Miss, is there anything that you cannot do independently and need to ask for support?

"That's right, for a younger sister, especially a hopeless super younger sister, there is no privacy. There is nothing that the younger sister can't know by asking a question. If there is any, then add cuteness." !"

Ye Zheng said it confidently, as if what he said was not a character that was not positively recognized by many people, but a sacred religious speech.

Although in a sense, what they did could already be called a religion, especially the existence of that chat group—Sister Teaching?

"It's such an unclear speech again, but I always feel that Mr. Xianyu's thinking is very dangerous."

Yukinoshita Yukino involuntarily grabbed her collar with both hands, took a step back with her right foot, and made a gesture of guarding against perverts.

"You won't understand under the snow, maybe if it's your sister, you will be able to understand!"

Ye Zheng curled his lips in disdain, Yukinoshita Yukino's defensive action was simply looking down on him - he was obviously talking about the younger sister, how much narcissism did she have to put herself into the role?

[To be reasonable, Yukinoshita Yukino, apart from the size of your breasts, what other similarities do you have with Sagiri!? 】

"What are you talking about! I can do it too, why would my sister..."

Yukinoshita Yokino seems to be a switch for her, although there is no other meaning, just because his words contain the meaning of "your sister can understand, but you can't." Yukinoshita Yukino's calmness The mentality seems to be broken.

【╮(╯▽╰)╭】

Ye Zheng sighed in his heart, what a good sister-in-law, how could Yukinoshita Yukino not understand?

"No, you can't."

Ye Zheng didn't change his statement because of Yukinoshita Yukino's abnormality, but emphasized his point of view again:

"You will never be comparable to your older sister in this regard, because you don't have a cute younger sister like Yukinoshita Yono! So you will never understand what I just said."

"Lovely……"

Yukinoshita Yukino's neck turned red, and she paused after uttering the word "cute".

"That's right, my lovely sister!"

[Yukinoshita Yukino's words, probably fell into the hopeless narcissism of "I am really the cutest". 】

Ye Zheng didn't want to pay attention to the self-indulgence of this narcissist. Anyway, since the time of acquaintance, he has long known that this woman's extreme trust in the strange view of "her own cuteness is invincible" should be in the long-term Convinced in self-hypnosis.

Perhaps, besides "cat", the weapon against Yukinoshita Yukino actually has the word "cute". Putting it in front of her is probably fine.

As for Yukinoshita Yukino's current reaction, he didn't care too much about it. In his opinion, she just aroused her thoughts because of the word "sister", and it had nothing to do with him at all.

After all, in Ye Zheng's heart, the word "sister" has long been equated with Sagiri, but it's just a statement to Yukinoshita Yukino that "Sagiri is the cutest", it's not a big deal.

Yes, Ye Zheng's habitual thinking made him forget that what he expressed in the context just now was clearly that he was praising Yukinoshita Yukino for being cute, not that his sister was cute.

Ye Zheng didn't realize that he might be demented by the word "sister" he said!

"Did Xianyu send an email to Komachi just now?"

I don't know if it was his illusion, but Ye Zheng felt that Yukinoshita's tone seemed to be softer after she adjusted her mentality, but he didn't think too much about it, and he didn't want to spend more time caring about Yukinoshita's mood changes.

"Well, according to Hachiman's personality, if Yuigahama's anomaly is really related to him, then there must be something different about him, and even if we can't see that subtle change, Komachi will definitely be able to find it!

So, if I told Komachi about Yuigahama's anomaly today, she would be able to figure out everything about her brother without making a fuss. "

"I always feel that Mr. Xianyu played a very disgraceful role."

Yukinoshita Yukino gave him a complicated look, as if she couldn't accept such a routine.

"No, I think it's pretty good. Some things can be solved very simply, but you have to hide it for various reasons to make it complicated."

Ye Zheng shook his head, although he himself was not necessarily right, but he believed that the affairs between the "car accident trio" in the Ministry of Service would not be so troublesome.

"Yukishita, you know that Hikigaya and Yuigahama are the other two parties involved in the car accident, but before today, only Yuigahama should know that Hikigaya rescued her dog, but you didn't know that you were in the car at the time, and Hikigaya was the same person. I don’t know, by the way, Yukinoshita, you know about this because I learned about it from Komachi and Shizune-san separately, and I told you later.”

Ye Zheng felt speechless while talking, obviously he had been in the same club for a while, and he still had this situation:

"Now it's just Yubihama and Hikigaya. If you know that you are also one of them, you may not care about Hikiguya's thoughts, but what about Yubihama's thoughts?",

"I……"

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ps: It’s been a long time since I broke a chapter, I feel really happy, but it’s a pity that I didn’t complain, and I didn’t want to kill me...

Chapter 209: Are you willing to be my...

"At this time, saying 'I don't care' is completely admitting that I am a tsundere!"

When Yukinoshita Yukino just opened her mouth, Ye Zheng interrupted her words, he didn't care about the impoliteness of interrupting, but simply didn't want to see Yukinoshita Yukino arrogantly denying it.

"Humph!"

Yukinoshita Yukino snorted coldly, turned her head away as if she didn't want to see his "satisfied" face, but she didn't deny it again.

In fact, Yukinoshita Yukino knew very well that no matter how she defended herself, she really cared about Yuigahama Yui in her heart!

Although Yuigahama Yui didn't say anything, Yukinoshita Yukino could see that she was abnormal today, not only when they mentioned the name Hikigaya Hachiman, but also her love for the "Serving Department" club. different emotions.

If, as he guessed, there was a car accident between Yuigahama and Hikigaya because of the previous car accident, and if Yuigahama finally refused to continue participating in the activities of the Ministry of Service because of this misunderstanding...

Yukinoshita Yukino absolutely couldn't accept such a result, even if she would never say something to persuade her to stay!

For the first time, Yukinoshita Yukino felt that she had Yuigahama Yui, a friend who could be a lifetime friend, and the service department, a place she didn't hate, and this double joy overlapped...

(Intermediate posts are disabled during this period, no one will shout and kill, which is great!)

"Although, from a certain point of view, it seems that I shouldn't do this..."

Ye Zheng stopped walking, his eyes were still looking straight ahead, as if he was talking to himself:

"However, anyway, I have such a salty fish mentality, and what I pursue is not entirely the so-called growth, so..."

He turned his head and looked at Yukinoshita Yukino's surprised expression:

"Just leave it to Komachi, she will be able to understand everything clearly!"

Yukinoshita Yukino opened her mouth slightly, her expression seemed to be a bit "stunned", she raised her hand and rubbed her temples, as if she was trying to calm down the previous emotions and send them back to the depths of her mind—this A dead salted fish!

I don't know why, Yukinoshita Yukino always has a feeling that she is being played again. It should be a textbook-like declaration of the second year, but he is caught off guard by a sharp turn and turned into a lazy salted fish!

"Well, we can't do anything now that we don't know anything, can't we?"

There was no complacent expression on Ye Zheng's face, but he could clearly feel his joy from his tone of voice:

"Or Yukinoshita, you will take the initiative to chat with Yuigahama to understand the situation? As for Hikigaya, you will definitely not go without thinking about it."

"Mr. Xianyu seems to be in control of everything, shouldn't Mr. Xianyu go!"

Although the tone was a rhetorical question, what Yukinoshita Yukino said was an unquestionable affirmation at all. She looked at him seriously:

"Besides, isn't the so-called deputy minister responsible for all the miscellaneous work?"

"You're talking about slaves, right? And when did the Ministry of Service have a vice-minister? It was just to fool Sister Jing!"

Ye Zheng said in a speechless manner, obviously talking nonsense, but combined with Yukinoshita Yukino's serious expression and her usual serious personality, there is a kind of enigmatic persuasion!

"No, although I will lie and make mistakes, I will never lie. Since I have acquiesced before, Mr. Xianyu will be the deputy head of the Ministry of Service from now on. Please give me your advice, Mr. Xianyu!"

When Yukinoshita Yukino said this, she still leaned slightly, but no matter how Ye Zheng looked at it, she always felt that she was taking revenge for his behavior of fooling Jing Keai with her just now.

Yukinoshita Yukino never lies, another way to understand it, Ye Zheng doesn't mind guessing with the greatest malice that what she is deliberately emphasizing now is that she will really entrust all the miscellaneous work to herself...

"I reject!"

With dead eyes, Ye Zheng refused the opportunity to be promoted from an ordinary member to a deputy minister without hesitation, not to mention that he didn't bother to join the club at all, otherwise it would have been more than half of the semester. Under the persecution of Jing Kei, he joined the service department.

What kind of society is the Ministry of Service?

Literally, the "serving department" is obviously full of lust, obviously with the appearance of an age-restricted gate!

From the point of view of the purpose, the "Serving Department" is basically a volunteer association. Needless to say, the deputy minister must be a demanding position that may not be pleasing!

From the perspective of the members, there is a tired minister, a lazy salted fish, a dead fish (eyes), and a group of pink-haired idiots...

The most important thing is that the "Serving Department" was founded by Yukinoshita Yukino as the minister with the original intention of "changing the world". Such an original intention is obviously a second disease, right?And it's still terminally ill!

"Mr. Xianyu, don't you think about it again? You must know that you just made some amazing speeches."

Yukinoshita Yukino asked confidently, although she didn't know what medicine she took wrongly today, and she didn't know where she got her confidence.

"No matter how many times I think about it, my answer is still no!"

Ye Zheng shook his head, he didn't believe her bluff, he believed she was definitely bluffing!

"Unless Yukinoshita you promise me to be the vice-minister, I can be more relaxed and free than the current ghost member in the actual sense..."

"Impossible, Mr. Xianyu must work like a slave!",

"You said it just now, you absolutely said the word 'slave' just now! Yukinoshita really has bad intentions!"

Yukinoshita Yukino smiled slightly, the hard-to-unlock expression on her paralyzed face did not attract Ye Zheng's gaze, his attention was attracted by something else at this time.