The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

【You are talking about slaves, right? And when did the Ministry of Service have a vice-minister? It was just to fool Sister Jing! 】

Yukinoshita Yukino's slightly raised mouth revealed her strong confidence, and the source of her confidence was the mobile phone that was playing in her hand at this moment - that was the audio she just recorded when Ye Zheng was speaking.

Ye Zheng had a tangled expression of being overwhelmed by husky, he never thought that Yukino Yukinoshita would make such a move!

[Damn it, is the person in front of me Yukinoshita Yukino?Isn't it true that Yukinoshita Harino pretended to have grown her hair and flattened her breasts through liposuction? 】

No matter how turbulent Ye Zheng's heart is, Yukinoshita Yukino's phone is still playing the words Ye Zheng said in a loop.

"Then, Mr. Xianyu, are you willing to become the deputy head of the Ministry of Service?"

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ps: Yukinoshita Yukino: "So, Mr. Xianyu, are you willing to be my slave?"

Chapter 210: Absolutely Not

"Wow! Zhengzong, you betrayed me, right!"

In the living room of Ye Zheng's house, Ye Zheng drank tea calmly, watching the goblin being caught by two women in black suits and sunglasses, completely indifferent to her screaming.

"Don't...! I don't want to work...games! I want to play games! I also want Mr. Eromanga to draw me an illustration of H!"

The female member in black and sunglasses dragged the goblin's feet, not caring that her nails were still scratching the floor, and dragged her away with a blank expression.

Although he had seen a similar scene before, he was still in the same mood when he saw it again - he felt happy, as if his body and mind were relieved a lot.

Ye Zheng drank his tea calmly, watching the goblin being dragged to the entrance the whole time.

"Hey! I can't die with peace... But, I believe in you, Zhengzong! You will definitely come to rescue me who is imprisoned by the devil... I believe in you! Come and save me as soon as possible!"

Ye Zheng turned his head away in disdain, curled his lips invisibly, he didn't even bother to stop her brainstorming.

"Gooooooooooooooooo!"

Chirp, chirp, chirp.

As the facially paralyzed editor Chris closed the door, the previously noisy home suddenly became quiet.

"Really, so what role does she have besides making the author's word count..."

Ye Zheng drank the last bit of tea in his cup, and complained about the behavior of the Yamada goblin. Seeing her being taken away like this, he didn't feel any guilt at all—although she suffered such treatment entirely because he gave her My brother emailed me the address of my home.

Facing the smiling Great Minister Yukinoshita holding the "switch" in his hand, although Ye Zheng argued hard, he finally accepted the status of the Deputy Minister of the Ministry of Service. Of course, the treatment of slaves is impossible, although the salty Fish life also seems to be a little further away.

After parting from Yukinoshita Yukino who was in a happy mood, Ye Zheng immediately saw the Yamada goblin leaning against his door.

Because of the goblin's saying "come to play games with Teacher Eromanga", Ye Zheng didn't have an excuse to keep her out, but it didn't mean that after he knew that her other purpose was to avoid the editor, he Whistleblower without hesitation.

Perhaps because of his "brother" intuition, Ye Zheng didn't have any dislike for Goblin's cold-looking brother with a low voice. It can even be said that his first impression of him was actually pretty good, no matter how Yamada Goblin accused his editor brother (Nothing seems strange?) How vicious, how brutally abused himself...

"Nissan, why are you doing this?"

Sagiri on the computer screen has already taken off Melulu's mask at this time, showing a puzzled expression. Although she still has doubts about the real purpose of the Yamada Fairy, it doesn't mean that she doesn't like playing games with fairies .

"Isn't it the job of a writer to write novels? How can I see Mr. Yamada being so lazy, what if the readers are disappointed because of her procrastination!"

Ye Zheng took it for granted, it seemed that he was really thinking about her and her fans, completely forgetting his initial thoughts...

The screen rewinds to an hour ago:

Yukinoshita Yukino, who was given the wrong medicine, made a gesture. Ye Zheng felt that he was really angry, but because he didn't want to see Jing's cute incarnation, Jing was scary, so even though he was angry, he could only look aggrieved after haggling with her. she left.

He was already irritable, and when he turned his head, he saw Yamada Goblin's cheerful smile, which was obviously a bright and contagious smile, but combined with her bad deeds in the past, Ye Zheng only felt that he was even more tired.

………………

In any case, the bluffing Yamada Goblin has been taken away, and will be locked in a room in the FULLDRIVE library building for a while, so congratulations!

"I always feel that when Nissan said this, he seemed a little guilty..."

"Illusion, this must be your illusion!"

Ye Zheng said categorically that he never wanted Sagiri to know the real reason, he just didn't want the Yamada goblin with a strange brain circuit to challenge his lower limit again and affect his IQ.

[What's more, the goblin doesn't go to school anyway, so it's not a big deal for her to be locked up in a small dark room and type every day as a light novel writer. I'm helping her perform her job better !That's right, that's it! 】

"Speaking of which, I've only met you a few times, and your relationship seems to have gotten better..."

Not wanting his sister to continue to struggle with this issue, Ye Zheng took the initiative to pick the center of the topic:

"Sagiri, what kind of person are you absolute fairy?"

"Strange guy."

Sagiri in the picture hesitated for a moment, but she only uttered half of her true thoughts, about the half of her guess about her brother, she still kept it and did not say it out

"Ah."

"what happened?"

"No, nothing, I just feel that Sagiri's comment is really sharp."

Ye Zheng waved the spatula. At this time, he had already taken the computer to the side of the kitchen - cooking for his sister live, and chatting with her while cooking, which he never thought of in the past year Over the operation!

"If you have a chance, ask her to come to our house to play with you again, after she has dealt with the issue of the manuscript."

At this time, Ye Zheng had already turned around and continued preparing dinner, so she didn't see the tangled look on Sagiri's face when she heard it.

"kindness."

After a moment of silence, Sagiri finally nodded, and aside from her possible ill intentions towards her brother, she was still very willing to play with her.

As for my brother, as long as I make a long list every time and let my brother go out to run errands, I won't let any sneaky cat tease my brother under my nose anyway!

"By the way, brother..."

"What's wrong? Are you hungry?"

Ye Zheng didn't know the idea that Sagiri had just been born in his heart, otherwise his mood would probably collapse again.

"That... the request from Yamada Goblin-sensei... has already been drawn..."

For some reason, Ye Zheng always felt that the tweaks in Sagiri's voice were more exaggerated than before.

"Sagiri, I will definitely not judge for you!"

"baka, hentai...I...I won't let you see it!"

The blushing Sagiri habitually grabbed the octopus pillow beside her, as if she wanted to divert her attention by "beating" her brother every time she became angry from embarrassment.

"Brother pervert, you absolutely, absolutely must not have such thoughts in the future, and you must not look at other girls' lewd illustrations!"

[You can't look at other girls, that is to say, can you look at yours?Just like you said last time you can't date other girls? 】

This was the first thought that popped up when he saw Sagiri's cute and embarrassed appearance, of course, he would definitely not say these words out of his mouth.

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ps: Although the goblin came out to make soy sauce, it has something to do with a later plot, eh!

Chapter 211: Like...

Question: What if my sister is a big vinegar jar that is super easy to overturn?

For Ye Zheng, the most correct, simple and effective way is to use "touch the head to kill" or "hold the sister in his arms to kill" his younger sister!

After the baptism of "Sister Noble Phantasm Five Hundred Pages of Love Letter", Sagiri has gradually stopped resisting his getting close to her, but she, who is extremely shy, will still be at the moment when the two of them are in close contact. All attention was diverted.

In other words, using "touching the head to kill" or "holding the sister in the arms to kill" will make the younger sister's brain go blank, lose the ability to think, and easily solve the crisis of overturning the jealous jar!

Of course, there is a physical distance between the two of them at this time, and it is impossible for Ye Zheng to deliberately put down the kitchen business and run upstairs to hug Sagiri, so he agreed to his sister's request again and again. Make the promise my sister wants...

Regardless of whether Sagiri was really that easy to fool, or she simply wanted to see his attitude, all in all, the conversation between the two returned to the original theme again.

"Hmm, so is there something wrong with the fairy illustrations?"

"That... That, although it's a bit hard to say... But there is indeed a serious problem."

"serious problem?"

Ye Zheng couldn't help trying to imagine various possible situations, but he couldn't figure it out:

Too big?I always feel that for Yamada Fairy, the bigger the scale, the more excited she is!

What else?He couldn't think of what kind of problems the "H's illustration" requested by Fairy Yamada would cause. There wouldn't really be police coming to the door because of child pornography, right?

"Well, although I saw the super cute Elf-chan, and the inspiration continued to emerge, I drew super eroge illustrations in super good condition..."

Ye Zheng was stunned for a moment, looking at Sagiri in the picture, obviously without a mask or a voice changer, but it made him feel like "Teacher Eromanga".

【Yaoshou! The personality of "Mr. Eromanga" came out without disguise!Give back my cute and shy Sagiri-chan! ! ! 】

Seeing his lovely sister talking about that very serious "problem" in a very serious tone, Ye Zheng felt that he was about to lose control of his mentality again!

Ever since Sagiri got involved with Yamada Goblin, he always felt that that shy and lovely sister was getting farther and farther away from him...

"Brother! Are you listening?"

Sagiri shouted in dissatisfaction, perhaps because of the power of the word "brother", Ye Zheng clearly felt that her tone had returned to normal again.

"Huh? Huh! I'm listening...Sagiri, go ahead."

"That's right, I seem to be unable to draw characters other than Lolita now."

Although still in a daze, Ye Zheng still heard clearly what Sagiri said. For an illustrator, this is indeed a very serious problem. However, in a sense, this problem should be nothing to Sagiri Affected by...

"Well, there's nothing wrong with that? As long as it's cute."

While talking, Ye Zheng turned over the omelet rice in the pot. Although he chatted and lost his mind, his omelet rice was still strong and not burnt.

"No, I want to draw various types of heroines! Besides, change is also very important, right?"

[Obviously the premise of all the changes is poor breasts, and we have cooperated for so many years, don't I know you yet? 】

Ye Zheng complained silently in his heart. Although he didn't dislike the heroine with small breasts, his expectations for "female characters with big breasts" have been successfully obliterated by "Mr. Eromanga" in the past few years.

"I also understand the problem, so what should I do better, I always feel that I can't help with this kind of thing, right?"

"I want to see cute girls!"