The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

Ye Zheng's novel has already shown her such a story. Although it is not specific, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu can feel not only his deep love for his sister, but also the reason why the other party's style has changed this year.

It is precisely because she can be sure that Ye Zheng is the same type of person as her, that she is willing to accept Machida Sonoko's suggestion to communicate with him.

However, that bastard left her in the air for almost a week. Why is this kind of bastard still communicating? Just pick up the hatchet and stab her twice randomly. Why bother.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who accidentally turned black again, is no longer wronged, or, after venting, she has become the proud Kasumigaoka Shiyu again, for him, she no longer has the previous expectations.

No matter how you think about it, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's state in the past few days has been abnormal, expecting, contradicting, worrying about gains and losses...

No matter how you look at it, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu was only driven by pressure in the past few days, and those thoughts were not true. She just regarded him as a communication partner, but in the past few days, she acted like an abandoned woman.

Today, under Ye Zheng's stimulation (Ye Zheng is innocent.jpg), Xiazhiqiu Shiyu let out a sigh of relief, and finally returned to normal.

The inspiration for creation keeps coming out, lines of words appear on the computer in front of Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, Ye Zheng's death methods are enriched bit by bit, the plot is smooth and not procrastinated, all kinds of imaginable and unexpected death methods of scumbags are blackening Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu's pen emerges.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu no longer typed meaninglessly, and every time she finished writing a method of death, she would copy and paste and send it.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu quickly became addicted to this kind of pleasure. This feeling of continuous creative inspiration is really wonderful. Although the deadline for the novel is approaching, she does not want to stop her inspiration and force herself to write those boring things .

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu has always been a willful writer.

(ps: The so-called modification is to add a screenshot of the group chat

Group chats cause trouble, the plot is changed magically, I will definitely regret not clicking on the picture)

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ps: If you really want to, use the four words "bastard" and "go to death" for a chapter, 500 "mixed" characters + 500 "egg" characters + 500 "go" characters + 500 "dead" characters, for fear of being caught Killed, what a pity.

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Chapter 58: Yuihama Yui's Surprise

Yuihama Yui is in a very happy mood today. Yesterday, she met Hikigaya Hachiman’s younger sister in the service department. She was still very nervous and worried that her identity would be exposed. Tell Xiaoqi that the person he wants to convey his heart to is him?

Yuigahama Yui is not that brave, or in other words, her feelings for him are still in a hazy feeling, she is not sure enough, and she doesn't have enough courage to convey her determined heart.

In fact, the cookie that time was more about expressing gratitude, thanks to Hikigu for saving Sabrey at that time, after the car accident, when I knew that the person who saved Sabrey was a classmate of myself, I was very curious, After he was discharged from the hospital and came back to class, Yuigahama Yui had been secretly observing him.

Hikigu Hachiman doesn't seem to be a popular person, he doesn't talk to others in the class, and no one has ever talked to him. Even, besides him secretly observing, is there anyone else in the class who knows that he is there? Not sure.

Could such a person be a very bad student?

Yuigahama Yui immediately denied this idea. How could a person who could risk his life to save a dog he didn't know be a bad person?

After a period of observation, Yuigahama Yui only concluded that the other party was indeed a weird person, and he should be a good person, after all, he saved Sabrey.Other than that, there are really not many other impressions.

Yuihama Yui has always wanted to thank Hiki Valley Hachiman, but she doesn't know how to do it. Although Yuihama Yui looks very fashionable on the outside, and even maliciously thinks that she is a coquettish girl, but in fact, she I just like to dress like this.

In essence, Yuigahama Yui is a very shy girl who takes the initiative to chat with boys, or chats with a boy who seems very withdrawn. This kind of thing is too difficult for her.

A week ago, Yuigahama Yui discovered that Hikigaya was called to the office by Mr. Hiratsuka, and after that, it seemed that he joined a club.

Sobu High probably only Hikiya Hachiman didn't know Hiratsuka Shizuka, and would ask why this unknown teacher came to control me. The students of Sobu High knew that this weird-looking bad teacher was actually a good teacher. teacher.

Yuigahama Yui naturally knew this. Afterwards, she also learned about the service department, a club that can fulfill the wishes of classmates, from Mr. Hiratsuka. She doesn't remember what the original words were, anyway, that's her own understanding.

So, after a weekend, Yuigahama finally mustered up the courage to embark on the road of finding her husband (crossed out) to the service department.

Yuihama Yui’s experience on Monday afternoon is really unforgettable. It was the first time she knew that her cooking level was so terrible, and it was also the first time she met someone who could understand herself so thoroughly through observation at the first meeting Scary boy, also the first time I met a girl who I just met but wanted to stay together.

Yuihama Yui is really happy. After a few days of getting along in the club of the Ministry of Service, whether it is Koyuki who has a high cooldown and is helpless to him, or Hikigaya who has overturned his definition of his observation, or Ye Zheng, who frightened her at first and then found out that he is not a bad person, and the people in the service department gave her a good feeling.

Although it was a bit thrilling yesterday, Hikigaya Komachi didn't say anything about what he had gone to express his gratitude to, but today, when he went out to play with the people from the service department, the only person who scared her was Ye Zheng, who hadn't participated yet. It feels really good!

Yubihama Yui doesn't care about the entrustment Ye Zheng said, and she doesn't worry about where they are going. She is more curious about what kind of people Biqigu's netizens will be. The "Modern Electronic News Agency" they are going to is a What kind of society.

However, Yuigahama Yui was shocked by the truth. The so-called "modern electronic news agency" turned out to be a club for playing online games, and the president was actually the student council president of this school.

Yushoin Apricot, in the heart of Yuigahama Yui, the handsomeness of this person has instantly risen to the same level as Yukinoshita Yukino who "can speak her mind outright", to some extent even more powerful than Yukinoshita Yukino.

In fact, not only Yuhihama Yui, but also Hikigaya Hachiman and Yukinoshita Yukino were very surprised when they learned about the actual situation of "Modern Electronic News Agency". I didn't expect a student council president to do such a nonsense behavior.

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Time went back to the lunch break, and Yuihama Yui, who was curious about the "Modern Electronic News Agency", stepped out of the school gate with two other people from the service department and prepared to go to Tokyo, while Ye Zheng stayed alone in the activity room of the service department. Ready to turn on the computer.

When Ye Zheng turned on the computer and connected to WIFI, the penguin that automatically logged in started flickering crazily. Fortunately, Ye Zheng kept turning off the notification sound, otherwise his ears probably wouldn't feel good.

The flickering indicating new news lasted for 5 minutes before stopping. During this time, Ye Zheng's laptop even froze a bit. Touching the non-existent sweat on his forehead, Ye Zheng suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Ye Zheng has always closed the group chat reminder, so the source of these messages can only be private chats, and it is estimated that they are from the same person. There must be no one among his friends who would do such a thing. The only possibility is yesterday Xia Shizi was just added.

So, what kind of monster is that Xia Shizi?How many messages do you have to send yourself before the prompt flashes for 5 minutes or even causes the computer to freeze?

Ye Zheng swallowed, took three deep breaths, and then clicked on the strange profile picture. As for the number of messages, he didn't bother to look at them, anyway, there would be only a few of them.

Ye Zheng directly pulled the record to the first one:

[Xia Shizi: "Hello, is this Teacher Izumi Masamune? I am Xia Shizi, the author of "Love Metronome""]

It seems quite normal, there is nothing out of the ordinary in words and deeds.Ye Zheng was a little strange, what happened to the countless messages behind?The next message is in 5 minutes

【Xia Shizi: "Teacher Hequan, are you there?"】

Although the number of words is much less, there is nothing unusual. Ye Zheng quickly scanned down and found that there were more than ten messages asking if he was there. The time span was about an hour. He is really a persevering person. Obviously I'm not online.

Are these countless messages asking if I am here?If this is the case, Ye Zheng will really feel guilty and guilty.

However, Ye Zheng soon saw the next sudden change in the painting style, such as the repeated arrangement of the word "bastard" on one screen, the repeated arrangement of "go to death" on the other screen, and many other curses like this.

Great, I can take back my guilt and guilt.

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ps: Although I don't think it's necessary, let me mention it. Some people said that the hero's character in the last chapter was unpleasant, and he treated the better things perfunctorily.Explain: 1. The protagonist did not agree to the communication, but was forced to do so; 2. He agreed to the communication but did not set a date; 3. He applied to add friends after being reminded by the editor. 4. Read the next few chapters perfunctorily, and haven’t communicated yet... This question is like a teacher assigning you homework, but you don’t want to write it. Will you write it immediately after the assignment or wait until the day before the assignment is due? ?

ps2: If it is written that the male protagonist agrees after hearing that he wants to communicate with another beautiful girl high school student, and then can't wait to chat with Kasumigaoka Shiwa with enthusiasm, all kinds of exchanges can satisfy the other party's creative ideas.Does writing the character of the male lead make people feel very refreshed?There are many novels like this, but they will definitely not be written by me. If you are interested, you can read on how it will develop.

ps3: The male protagonist has a problem with his character, which was mentioned in a single chapter before. Let me briefly mention that the character change brought about by the male protagonist’s growth is also one of the main lines of the book, so the character change will definitely not be fast.If the hero and heroine were perfect from the beginning, it would be a cycle of giving out sugar, dog food, stomach medicine, Shura field, adding a new heroine, giving out sugar, dog food, stomach medicine, Shura field... such a cycle?There are many novels like this, but they are not what I want to write. I have no choice but to say sorry if I can’t accept my novel ideas.

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Chapter 59: His first encounter with her

Ye Zheng turned over more than a dozen pages before finally filtering out some meaningless news.

The previous feeling of guilt towards the girl has disappeared without a trace, but instead, she thinks the other party is cute, not because Ye Zheng is shaking M, but because Xia Shizi's behavior is really childish and cute.

However, Ye Zheng couldn't stop laughing soon, because he saw "his own" first "death method", well, it was simple and rude to be hacked by a girl.

Ye Zheng's mood, how should I put it, is a bit complicated.

Although Xia Shizi only used such a general term as "male protagonist", Ye Zheng can be sure that the hero in her works is herself, the picture is very vivid, and the bloody picture can be easily imagined by Ye Zheng through the lines It came out, and replaced the head of the corpse on the ground with his own.

It felt creepy, but Ye Zheng found that Xia Shizi's writing was really good.

The second method of death is still simple and crude but detailed. This time the male protagonist was hit by a car. The male protagonist was in a daze on the side of the road. Obviously the female protagonist had been shouting at him, but he turned a deaf ear to it. As a result, he ignored the female protagonist. A reminder, so he was hit to death by an oncoming truck, followed by a tank, then a road roller, and finally the hero was crushed into a pulp...

It was still terrifying, even more terrifying than the previous type of hatchet. After all, Ye Zheng asked himself that he would not hook up with Xia Shizi, so he was not worried about the ending of this hatchet.

But this kind of accident is simply too terrible. Although the tanks and road rollers that popped up out of nowhere are a bit out of harmony, Ye Zheng knows that this is just to grind "him" into a meat paste. If they are all ordinary cars, according to Xia Shi I don't know how long it takes to describe the detail of the sub, so there is such an unreasonable means of transportation.

However, although it is against harmony, it is portrayed very vividly, as if watching a movie. Ye Zheng made up such a scene with a wicked sense of humor, full of sense of violation, but also full of horror.

Turning the page is the third way to die. This time, the male protagonist still ignores the heroine’s cries, but the ending is different. The male protagonist probably has a second-year illness. Anyway, he wants to fight with lions and tigers without any explanation. , although I don't know which zoo has such a strange stocking area, or which part of nature has such an area where wild beasts from all over the world gather together.

The brainless hero hero bravely fights against the beast, ignoring the heroine's persuasion again and again, or ignoring the heroine's persuasion at all, as if he didn't hear anything, he went on his own way.

Then the male protagonist was easily killed, and many ferocious beasts lined up in a harmonious and friendly manner. Each beast tore off a small strip of meat from the male protagonist, lined up, and bit the male protagonist one by one, as if The cruel punishment "Ling Chi" recorded in history in the previous life...

Xia Shizi is definitely, definitely a sick girl, or a pervert!Such cruel punishments came up one after another.

The hero does not listen to the heroine, ignores the heroine, and is burned to death;

The hero does not listen to the heroine, ignores the heroine, and drowns to death;

The hero does not listen to the heroine, ignores the heroine, and then suffocates to death;

The hero doesn't listen to the heroine, ignores the heroine, and falls down the stairs to his death;

……

Almost all of these articles can be published as a collection of short stories with simple revisions. The name may be called "On the One Hundred Tragic Ways of the Male Lead's Death".

Xia Shizi described the scenes of each death method very carefully, and almost one message would occupy one or two pages of records. Ye Zheng looked at the page number and showed that if all of the following situations are like this, then it is estimated that there are four Fifty ways to die.

And according to the interval of each message is 5-15 minutes, these are all written by the other party as soon as they think about it, and then sent. In other words, should the other party have not slept all night?

Ye Zheng suddenly felt a little guilty again. Although Xia Shizi stayed up all night because he wanted to "curse" himself, according to Machida Yuanzi, Xia Shizi is a female high school student with good grades. Stay up all night and go to school?

Ye Zheng's mood was a bit complicated, and his thoughts of wanting to deal with it casually were instantly stifled by himself, so let's communicate well, although I don't know why Machida Sonoko insisted on communicating with her by himself, but it must be for her or She is good.

Even though he thought so, Ye Zheng didn't contact the other party immediately. Instead, he read the follow-up news with relish. Although the writing was a bit like a horror novel, he could still see his solid grammatical foundation and excellent writing style.

Obviously it should be a very disgusting picture, but it can make people want to stop through the operation of writing, and let Ye Zheng feel a little immersive. Although there is a reason why Ye Zheng is good at brain supplementation, it is not as meticulous as Xia Shizi Describing is definitely not enough.

The more he reads, the more interested Ye Zheng is in Xia Shizi's novels, so the short stories written temporarily are already so attractive, so what about the novels written by Xia Shizi with all his heart?

That's right, Ye Zheng hadn't read Xia Shizi's novels before, even after Machida Yuanzi said that the two of them communicated. He always regarded her as a trouble that needed to be dealt with, and had no intention of communicating with her heart. But after reading these short stories, Ye Zheng really wanted to read her novels carefully, and then communicated with his heart.

Xia Shizi, the author, has already convinced Ye Zheng with her writing ability. Ye Zheng recognizes the other party's strength, not the sales that were promoted by the gimmick of beautiful girl high school students.

After Ye Zheng finished reading all the short stories, the lunch break was almost over. Looking at the other party's last message, it can be seen that she should have washed up after a night and went to school. She is probably sleeping in school at the moment. Just like myself before.

Sleeping during the day after coding all night is a professional habit of many authors.

Send a message to the other party first, and make an appointment to communicate online in the evening. I need time to read her novels, and she also needs time to rest.

Thinking about it this way, Ye Zheng also edited the message, read it carefully, and clicked send after feeling that there was nothing wrong with it.

[Sorry, I wrote the manuscript all night the night before yesterday. I sent the manuscript of the novel to the editor of Machida yesterday and then I went to bed after adding it. I just saw the news of Teacher Xia Shizi today, and I kept Teacher Xia Shizi up all night. I'm so sorry, Mrs. Xia Shizi, please take a good rest during the day, and we will contact you at night, how about 21:00? 】

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ps1: I haven’t edited this chapter. This is what it looked like at the beginning of the code. I’m not sure if it will be said that the male protagonist kneels and licks the senior, feeling disgusted and abandoning the book?The male protagonist doesn't care about Xia Shizi at all. When you don't have that person in your eyes, you shouldn't care about the other party's behavior, so even if the senior sister behaves too much?So what, it's none of my business, anyway, I'm just completing the task assigned by the editor, and finishing this exchange well, then Xia Shizi has nothing to do with me, so there's no need to be angry, this is what I wrote hero.

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