The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

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Chapter 70: Embarrassment

If you listen carefully, the sound does not sound like an animal, but more like playing a piano, and the source of the sound should not come from your own home, but from the neighbor. Ye Zheng had the impression that the neighbor is a mansion, but it should have been abandoned for a long time.

Unable to resist the temptation of curiosity, Ye Zheng still pushed open the unlocked iron gate. The courtyard didn't look like it had been tidied up, and it looked like it was uninhabited, but the sound of the piano did exist, and after entering the courtyard, The sound became more pronounced.

"Excuse me, anyone?"

Obviously, Ye Zheng's words were not answered, but the melodious piano sound continued unaffected. After thinking about it, Ye Zheng walked along the courtyard towards the place where the sound came from.

It's better to find out about the unknown. Although Ye Zheng doesn't like trouble, he doesn't like the unknown even more. At least he has to find out the source of the sound before considering other things.

The window from which the sound came out was not closed, and the white curtains danced with the breeze. The window was facing the living room of this ancient house. There was a piano in the middle of the living room, and a naked blonde woman was sitting in front of the piano—— The body swayed with the notes, as if the whole person was immersed in the world of music.

(Originally there was a picture of a goblin playing the piano naked, but it was harmonized. If you want to see it, you can Baidu it yourself)

There are countless black lines hanging from Ye Zheng's head. He has the impression that this naked woman is Yamada Goblin. She is a light novel writer like him. They had a meeting last week.

Sighing, Ye Zheng turned around and left, this was a big trouble, Ye Zheng knew it very well, and their two encounters were too bloody and embarrassing.

For the first time, the Yamada goblin fell from the sky and almost sat him to death, suffocating on the girl's buttocks. Later, in retrospect, he thought he saw the pure white heaven and the angel waving white wings It was not a hallucination at all, but the pure white fat times of the other party before fainting.

Looking back now, I was a little dazed because I was bumped into it before, so I didn't think much about it, thinking that the other party was avoiding the editor's pursuit of the manuscript and panicked. Now it doesn't seem to be the case.

So the person who fell from the sky that day should be the other party jumping out of the window, and I happened to be standing there, even though it seemed like blood.

The second time, I was attracted by the piano out of curiosity, but I ran into her playing the piano naked. Is this the unfolding of some weird romantic comedy?

Ye Zheng doesn't feel the pleasure of seeing a girl naked now, it's more of embarrassment and headache. Fairy Yamada looks like a child, and Ye Zheng is not a perverted lolicon. Although lolicon does have a little bit, but All without lust.

Although I only met once last week, Fairy Yamada is undoubtedly a troublesome person. Whether it's her flamboyant behavior or the declaration of the second year, Ye Zheng doesn't think it would be a good thing to get involved with her.

The best choice now is to pretend that you don't know anything, you haven't seen anything, and then leave here, go home, conduct a simple inspection first, wait for the people from the housekeeping company to come, finish the discussion, and then leave.

But Ye Zheng is a bit contradictory. Yamada Fairy is undoubtedly a girl, and she is a public figure. As a well-known light novel author, she has many fans. She plays the piano naked and has no sense of precaution. This time, she saw that it would not happen. What's the matter, the next time a passer-by or someone with evil thoughts sees it?

Is the bestiality rushing into the room?Is it to take photos and spread them on the Internet?Or other even more unimaginable bad events?

Ye Zheng didn't dare to imagine what would happen if these predictions became reality, but no matter what, the life of this girl, Yamada Goblin, would almost certainly be ruined.

"Ugh…"

Ye Zheng sighed, stopped, turned around and walked back, although it would be embarrassing, and although it would inevitably get entangled with the trouble of Yamada Fairy, Ye Zheng still couldn't pretend that he didn't see it.

If the Yamada goblin in the room was an adult older than Ye Zheng, Ye Zheng would turn around and leave without hesitation, but it was obvious that the Yamada goblin was at most about the same age as Sagiri, so he must not be as old as Ye Zheng.

Sure enough, I have been an older brother for a long time, so I still can't ignore children who are younger than me?Ye Zheng smiled wryly in his heart.

Walking to the door, Ye Zheng rang the doorbell, the conflict and embarrassment in his heart had calmed down, and he would not regret what he had decided, Ye Zheng has always been like this.

"Who, I don't have a manuscript for you"

Yamada Goblin's dissatisfied cry came from the doorbell.

"Miss Yamada, may I ask why you are playing the piano naked?"

Ye Zheng had no expression on his face, and calmly asked the question that made Fairy Yamada feel suffocated.

"What... what???"

Yamada Goblin was stunned for a while, dropped the microphone and even forgot to hang up.

"Where's the drawers...one stocking...two stockings...and one shoe...two...wait a minute, what shoes am I wearing at home?"

From the loudspeaker of the doorbell, Ye Zheng could clearly hear Yamada Goblin talking to herself, as well as the footsteps of running back and forth to find the scattered clothes. Out of the need to judge her through Sagiri stomping the floor this year, Ye Zheng was very happy. The panic of the girl in the house was clearly felt.

If I had known this before, it was obvious that Fairy Yamada was not aware of the danger of nudity, but she still played the piano naked at home. Ye Zheng didn't know what to say about it, so he could only sigh helplessly and help his forehead.

Within a few minutes, the door of the house was opened suddenly, and the fully dressed Yamada goblin was holding a broom and preparing to smash it angrily, shouting angrily in his mouth:

"You peeping monster, die!!!"

Gently patted the broom that Yamada Goblin was hitting with all his strength with his eyes closed, and Ye Zheng was expressionless, and he was not angry because of it.

"Huh? Masamune Izumi?"

Sensing the change in direction of the broom, Yamada Goblin opened her eyes and prepared to continue laying down, but found that the person in front of her was not unfamiliar to her, but she remembered it deeply.

After all, the self last week was able to escape, but because he was captured by his brother, he said one second that no one could hurt him with him, and the next second he threw himself like a chicken. Brother, it led to a brutal writing life for the next few days.

It's the hateful person in front of me who deceived my feelings and played with the girl's heart, and now she's peeping at her body again. Flames burst out from the eyes of Yamada Fairy, and she feels that her body is continuously gushing out power. She clenched the broom in her hand and prepared to start Beat him up and forgive him.

"Hello"

Ye Zheng didn't know the girl's anger at this time, but greeted him calmly. He was actually very dissatisfied with the practice of Yamada Fairy opening the door with a broom while she was fully dressed. Such behavior is too dangerous. What if she encounters a pervert?

However, Fairy Yamada didn't intend to say hello, but just waved the broom and smashed it at Ye Zheng, and Ye Zheng didn't care, turned slightly to avoid the broom, and then said:

"..."

Author's message:

ps: What will the hero say?Does anyone know what I mean by "monkey" at the end of the last chapter?

ps2: Being an author is so scary, codeword sequelae, I had a nightmare last night,

I dreamed that Jing Kei was my teacher, and then forced me to brush the college entrance examination papers every day, and woke up several times. The dream was high school several times. oh sobbing sobbing~

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Chapter 71: Angry

"Miss Yamada, do you know how many mistakes you made?"

Ye Zheng's face was expressionless, or he didn't know what kind of expression he should use to face her now, so he chose a standard paralyzed face to speak.

"Hundan, Izumi Masamune, stand still! Let me beat you first, I haven't settled with you for last week. You clearly told me not to be afraid, but in the end, I sold me in the next second. You are weak!"

Fairy Yamada didn't want to hear it now, she didn't want to fight anymore after seeing Ye Zheng's face, she just wanted to scare him, but Ye Zheng's performance made her lungs almost explode.

"First of all, Ms. Yamada should not play the piano naked at home. This is the first mistake. Whether it is for your health or to protect your own safety and reputation, Ms. Yamada should not be naked like just now."

Ye Zheng turned slightly sideways again, avoiding a swing of Yamada Fairy's broom. Looking at the furious girl in front of him, his mood didn't fluctuate a bit.

The girl hadn't realized how dangerous her behavior was. Although they met by chance, Ye Zheng felt that he had to correct the girl's wrong behavior.

"Secondly, even if Ms. Yamada really wants to be naked at home, then you should lock the windows and draw the curtains.

And it's better to change the curtains to thicker dark curtains instead of such thin white curtains, the shading effect is not good at all.

In particular, Ms. Yamada still has the window open, so that people who follow along because they are curious about the sound of the piano can easily see you naked.

If the person who came was a bad person or a pervert, Ms. Yamada might have been robbed by the bad guy who broke into the house, or nude photos were taken and spread on the Internet. Either way, Ms. Yamada probably didn't want to see it. "

Fairy Yamada was stunned for a moment, and the movements of her hands stopped immediately. She already knew that Ye Zheng was caring about her because she was worried about her safety.

Just like last week, he mistakenly thought that his brother was a bad person, but chose to stand in front of him and said that he would protect himself and not let others hurt him. Thinking of this, Yamada Goblin wanted to put down the broom on his hand.

But when she looked up, she saw Ye Zheng's expressionless face, and he was still talking to himself, without realizing what he really thought. This kind of Ye Zheng really annoyed her.

Especially when she remembered that Ye Zheng not only said that he wanted to protect her, but also mentioned her to his elder brother Chris Yamada like a chick in a blink of an eye.

When I think of being caught in the editorial department in those days, people have been staring at me, no games, no fun, only constantly forcing myself to write,

Those days were all thanks to Ye Zheng. Thinking of this, Yamada Goblin swung the broom at Ye Zheng again, but the strength was obviously much weaker.

Ye Zheng didn't know the psychological changes of Fairy Yamada. In his eyes, she was only a child's physical strength after all. No matter how hard he used it, Ye Zheng didn't care. Anyway, he could easily dodge her "attack". So he didn't pay attention to how strong she was.

"Third, Ms. Yamada shouldn't have put on her clothes and ran out with a broom after I rang the doorbell, it's still a matter of security.

You don't know whether the person who comes is good or bad. If it is a bad person, what should I do if the situation I mentioned above happens? Do you rely on the strength of Ms. Yamada and the broom?

Ms. Yamada's correct approach should be to fix the doors and windows and call her family, otherwise she would run out like this, and Ms. Yamada's combat power would only lead to a tragic end for herself."

Ye Zheng saw that Yamada Goblin didn't seem to have any introspection at all, and he didn't want to play the game of "hit me and hide" with her anymore, when she swung over with no strength again, he grabbed her with his hand broom, stared at her blankly, and said word by word:

"Is Ms. Yamada listening to me? This is not the time for children to be self-willed and playful, because if you really encounter bad people in this situation, Ms. Yamada is very dangerous."

"Izumi Masamune! You are so weak! Ah! Ah...!!! Ah..."

Fairy Yamada was really annoyed, she was not deaf, of course she could hear what he said, and knew that he was caring about her, but she just couldn't be happy, or she felt very wronged in her heart.

Obviously the girl who was seen naked was herself, why now she looks like she wants to admit her mistake to him,

Obviously he was the one who peeped at his naked body.

Isn't his correct approach at this time to comfort himself, coax himself, and then say something that will be responsible for himself?

Not all novels are written like this, why did it unfold like this when I came here! ?

Why do you feel that I don't apologize and I'm sorry for the whole world?

Seeing the aggrieved and unyielding eyes of Yamada Goblin, Ye Zheng suddenly remembered something and felt a little embarrassed.

Indeed, although my intentions are good, but I just saw someone naked not only did not apologize, but reprimanded the other party here like this, it is already good not to become angry from embarrassment.

Embarrassedly scratching his cheek with the other hand, Ye Zheng stumbled and said:

"That... that... If I tell Ms. Yamada that I didn't see anything just now, would you believe me?"

"Hun Dan and Quan Zhengzong, if you want to find an excuse, find a better one, Hun Dan, are you playing me like a monkey?"

Fairy Yamada is really going to explode, you just found out what the problem is, and you have to be so perfunctory, emphasizing how many times I am "naked" and then saying that you didn't see anything, what a lie!

The broom was grabbed by Ye Zheng, and she had no strength left. She simply let go and stomped her feet. She couldn't be reconciled no matter how she thought about it. She put her hands on her hips and stomped her feet back and forth. The Yamada goblin felt so angry!

Ye Zheng looked at the girl hovering at the door, and naturally knew that the other party was angry, full of anger but unable to vent his dissatisfaction, wanted to say something, but didn't know how to say it.

Do you want to pass the broom over, stand still and let her hit it twice, obviously the other party has given up this way,

Especially after she let go, handing her the broom again, it doesn't seem like flattery, it's more like provocation!

The air suddenly became quiet. Except for the sound of Yamada Goblin walking back and forth and stomping her feet from time to time, the atmosphere was much more silent.

"That...sorry...I had a problem expressing it just now..."

After thinking about it, Ye Zheng still took the initiative to speak, the girl opposite seemed to have no intention of speaking,

If he doesn't take the initiative to speak up, he doesn't know how long this silent atmosphere will last. Ye Zheng doesn't want to waste his time on such meaningless things.