The Whole World is Against Me

Yoshino: Why do you feel something is wrong?Before changing it, there should be another sentence everyone is right.

Leng Fan: You don't understand now, I suddenly found that as long as I say I like me to someone who says I like me, I can make her smile happily, isn't that all right?

Chi Tong:? ? ?

Shirai Kuroko:? ? ?

Five more glass: ? ? ?

Kageyama Shigeo: This is not very good... Isn't it cheating feelings?

Leng Fan: No, I only said it because I liked it from the bottom of my heart, otherwise how would I say it.I'm not the kind of scumbag man, the feeling of deceiving others is the worst.

Uchiha Itachi: I understand.

Bugarati: I understand too.

Lumu Yuanxiang: What do you understand?Why do I always feel that something is wrong!

Ayumi Aikawa: It’s too hurtful to say it. Although I understand it, I still don’t want to say it... Smile.JPG

Irisviel: ? ? ?Why does it feel more and more complicated.

Aria: What's going on?Have we overlooked something?

Riku: It's really heartbreaking, are you sure you want to know?

Xiao Meiyan: Let’s talk, it’s not like I haven’t experienced heart-piercing things before.

System will: You are afraid that you have been poisoned by the director. Let me tell you that the liking in this guy's mouth is indeed liking. It is a genuine liking, but it is just a liking. That's all.

Kame Madoka: That's how it is...but why did I shed tears when I knew the truth!

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Xiao Meiyan: So that's how it is... I'm speechless when I think about it.

MC: Like is like, that's all.

Leng Fan: Yes, duck, is there any question?

Kame Madoka: Doesn't the director mean to be with the person he likes?

Leng Fan: Aren't we together now?You all live in my house.

Madoka deer eyes: ...

What you said makes sense, but I always feel that something is wrong!

Wugeng Liuli: I seem to have seen some messy graves...

Naiyako: I can't stand it anymore... Director, don't you think about choosing a marriage partner among us?

Leng Fan: One?You are underestimating me, Normal·Cold!At least three!

Naiyako: Three...three! !Director!You greedy fellow!

Leng Fan: Uh huh!

Naiyazi: Yo West Yo West Yo West Yo West Yo West Yo West Yo West Yo West!

Aria: ...

Kame Madoka: Why do you two always have a feeling that I believe it is stupid when you chat?

Xiao Meiyan: I always feel something is wrong.

Ding!

Welcome Shinji Ikari to join the Space-Time Administration.

Welcome Edward Elric to the Space-Time Administration.

Naiyako: Newcomer! ?Oh oh oh oh!It's been a long time since newcomers joined!

Night King: Rookie, let's go!The people in this group are all monsters, before they are assimilated... Hurry up! !

Edward:? ? ?

Ikari Shinji:? ?That... what's the situation?Why do chat groups like this suddenly appear in my mind?

Edward: Is this alchemy? ?No, alchemy follows equivalent exchange, but how to explain this situation... So what is going on here! !

Edward, who was far away in the world of steel smelting, held his head and shouted with a broken face. Alphonse, who was beside him, saw his brother like this, and asked strangely.

"What's wrong? Brother."

"Alphonse, I seem to be abnormal! There are so many people chatting with me in my mind!"

Edward scratched his head in a broken state, wondering if he was schizophrenic.

Could it be that you have been under too much pressure recently?

Thinking back to his search for clues to the Philosopher's Stone all the way, he couldn't help feeling a little worried.

Edward: Am I schizophrenic?

Naiyako: That's right, I am you, another Edward.

Yoshina: Hello, I am Edward Yoshina, another personality of yours.

Kaneki Ken: You are going too far, don't listen to them.I'm your real schizoid personality.

Leng Fan: Please start everyone's performance, Edward, let me tell you, they are all fake, only I am real.

Edward: ...

I really believed in your evil!

Edward: So what the hell is going on here!

Uchiha Itachi: You really enjoyed it...

Ikari Shinji: What's the situation?I always feel something is wrong, is it the equipment of New Tokyo?I just arrived in New Tokyo and I don't know what's going on. By the way... It seems that some apostles are attacking?Many planes fly through the sky.

Ikari Shinji stood at the station and looked at the empty streets around him, looking a little dazed.

Is this how people in New Tokyo communicate?It's a big city indeed.

Edward: Airplane?Nani?Have you experienced war there?

Emiya Kiritsugu: War?Partners of justice join in!I am the first to disagree with war. As the security advisor in the group, I recommend that you exchange into magical girls now, so that you can survive in the battlefield!Everyone present is a magical girl!

Elijah: Here you go again.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Cough cough cough...

Edward: Magic girl? ?what is that?

Joseph: In short, it is to obtain the power of immortality and super strength.

Edward: Immortality?Are you kidding me, there is absolutely no immortality in this world, and equivalent exchange is the law.

Naiyako: So we are another personality of yours, and what we have is actually what you imagined in your heart.

Edward: ...

I believe you a turtle!

Edward felt that he would not be fooled, and looked at Alphonse who was whistling in embarrassment.

Xiao Meiyan: So what kind of world are the newcomers from?

Edward:? ?

Ikari Shinji: The world? ?

Leng Fan: Hey hey hey, now it's the turn of the omnipotent chief, let me tell you.Ikari Shinji belongs to the last days, and Edward belongs to the alchemy world of equal exchange.

Holy Son of Heaven: What kind of end times?like me here?

Emiya Kiritsugu: The end of the world? !As a partner of justice, it is incumbent on this kind of thing!Go ahead, Chief.Who is Ikari Shinji's enemy?

Leng Fan: The apostle who can destroy the world, the one mutated in the Bible, a single body can move in the universe.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Go to Nima's justice!Excuse me, goodbye!

Ikari Shinji: ...

Holy Son of Heaven: May God bless you, child.

Naiko: Kiritsugu's justice is not even worth the toilet paper in the toilet!

Alice Viel: emmmmm...

Emiya Kiritsugu: Naiako, this is your fault, I'm an old man, and I still have children and a wife at home.It's impossible to rush to everything. If I get cold, what will my family do?

Ilya: It's enough for mother to remarry, anyway, it's just a Kiritsugu.

Emiya Kiritsugu: The hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly.JPG

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Hahahaha!Kiritsugu, thinking about your past, and thinking about you now, you almost make me laugh to death.

Edward: Hey, what are you talking about?Why do I know every word, but I don't know the combination?

Ikari Shinji: Although I don't know what happened, I always feel that you are very happy.However, I'm going to see my father who abandoned me for more than ten years, and I don't know what he thinks.

Linghuan Xinlong: Wait?Abandon your father?what happened?

Ikari Shinji: I don’t know, I rarely saw my father since I was born.He has hardly been seen since Mom died.Some time ago he suddenly asked me to come to New Tokyo, and I didn't know what to do so I had to come here.

Leng Fan: After all, it is Ikhara Hall... That guy is almost crazy.

Ikari Shinji: Huh?do you know my fatherWhat kind of person is he?

Leng Fan: Shinji, sorry.Your father... is really not worthy of you as a child to meet, in a sense he has fallen into madness.

Ikari Shinji: Why?You are not allowed to say that about my father.

Leng Fan: Sorry.

After all, he is an awkward little devil, and he must have fantasized about his father.

Regarding the situation of Ikhara Hall, Leng Fan really didn't know what to say. This guy even destroyed the world in order to resurrect his wife, and the most disdainful thing is that he didn't resurrect in the end... By the way, he got on the whole world.

Naiyako: So what's the situation?