The Whole World is Against Me

Edward: Do I care more about which of you explains what's going on?

Chi Tong: This is the Space-Time Management Bureau, dealing with all kinds of space-time disorders causing harm, that's all.

Edward: Space-Time Administration?

Uchiha Itachi: There is not only one world, and not all the countless worlds are perfect, so our Space-Time Administration appeared.

Edward: Hey! ?Ma Ji? !Another world? !

Edward still has some understanding of this kind of thing, and someone has already proposed the concept of the parallel world.

Kame Madoka: Director, I want to see the newcomer's information.

Leng Fan: Go see for yourself, EVA and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Lumu Yuanxiang: Won't you post it?

Leng Fan: The future of the newcomer world is a bit embarrassing, I think it's better to let them choose for themselves, before that.

Edward: What is information?

Chitong: It is the future trajectory of the world you live in, that is, all changes in the future.

Edward: Nani! ?future?So does any of you know where the Philosopher's Stone is?Can that thing really cost nothing?

Xiao Meiyan: That thing... I advise you not to look for it.

MC: After reading it, how should I put it... Shinji is really miserable, although it is awkward, but after all, under the circumstances... hey...

Emiya Kiritsugu: Send me a copy!

Madoka Kame: Naiyako is broadcasting live, so watch it if you want.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Alright!walking.

Edward: Do you know the Philosopher's Stone?Great!Do tell me where that thing is!I'm going to pull my brother's body back!

Leng Fan: The Philosopher's Stone... Actually, I am more concerned about what interesting things I will get after talking with the truth.

Edward: Truth?

Leng Fan: It was the place you saw after touching the taboo.

Edward: How do you... know...

Leng Fan: Uh-huh, of course I know it from the news.Whether it is the future or the past, I know it!Including what your father is doing.

Edward: Forget about that bastard!

Bugarati: What's going on?The two newbies have a bad relationship with their father, right?It's complicated for me...

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Leng Fan: How should I put it? Ikari Shinji's father let his wife die during the test of the body and did not even leave the body, so he became paranoid and tried every means to find a way to revive his wife.

Ikari Shinji: What do you mean?

Leng Fan: Shinji... how should I put it, I think you need a consultation to understand your world.

Bucciarati: Although I'm not very clear, I can roughly guess what's going on... I'll go and consult first.

Ikari Shinji: So what's going on!

Ding!

Leng Fan uploaded "EVA".

Leng Fan: Let's see, your future can only be described as bitter.

Ikari Shinji: Why am I in this, what is going on here!

Chi Tong:? ?Haven't you reacted yet?This is the Space-Time Administration, not anything from your world at all.

Ikari Shinji: How can something like a light novel be true!You must be lying to me!Why did you lie to me!

Xiao Meiyan: As expected of you, how awkward.

Edward: Another world, I always feel a little unbelievable.Let's talk about the Philosopher's Stone.

Leng Fan: The Philosopher's Stone.

Joseph: That thing that ignores equivalent exchange.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: How do you know the old stuff?

Naiyazi: The old man is watching my live broadcast, I have dual screens and dual standby, EVA on the left and steel on the right, there is no delay.

Sakura Manji: Is it so powerful!

Kaneki Ken: Alchemy?I'm very interested, Douding taught me alchemy, in exchange I'll teach you about biology.

Edward: Who is Douding!Asshole!

Kageyama Ritsu: Wait, the Philosopher's Stone?I seem to have some leftovers here...

Edward: Nani! ?Really? !

Kageyama Ritsu: I can give it to you, but do you really dare to use it?Especially after knowing the composition of the Philosopher's Stone... Edward, I have the principle of equal exchange for everything, so the Philosopher's Stone is not so omnipotent.

Will of the Earth: Oh ho ho ho ho!alchemy!I want to learn!

Lord God: I want to learn too!

Kageyama Ritsu: Lord God, are you sure?I learned my alchemy from you, and you opened the door for me when I was at the door of truth.

Lord God: Even so, I can't do anything now!I lost all those things...

Kageyama Ritsu: ...

Edward: So what the hell is going on here?Isn't the Philosopher's Stone just the kind of thing that ignores equal exchange?

Leng Fan: Edward, the material of the Philosopher's Stone is amazing!

Naiyazi: Isn't it human?What's so strange?

Edward: Nani!what are you saying! ?

Leng Fan: The material of the Philosopher's Stone is human soul and body, Edward, do you understand?

Edward: Liar!

Leng Fan: I don't need to lie to you, Edward.Even so, do you still want to be the Philosopher's Stone?

Edward: I...

Edward stood on the street with his eyes wide open in disbelief. Alphonse beside him saw him in a daze and asked, "Brother, what's wrong?"

"It's...it's okay, Al. I feel a little tired, let's find a place to rest." Edward looked at Alphonse in a trance, never thinking that the material of the Philosopher's Stone was actually human.

Edward: Is that true?

Leng Fan: The Philosopher's Stone must have a human pillar. The so-called human pillar is a person who can burst out resentment, hatred, anger and other emotions in an instant. The more people there are, the more complete the Philosopher's Stone will be. Completely 'blood red stone'.

Edward: You are lying!Tell me you're lying to me!

Leng Fan: I'm sorry, Edward.I am not lying to you.The truth is always cruel. Another point is that the rumored Philosopher's Stone was refined during the Ishbal Massacre.If you go to investigate the related matters of Ishbal, I think you can find clues.

Edward: ...

Altair: Director, is it too much to tell Edward so early?

Leng Fan: I believe Edward will understand, after all, an alchemist is like a scientist.

Edward: I see, I'll investigate...

Akatsuki Homura: Was it the Ishwar Massacre?Is this really good?That is the root of everything.

Leng Fan: It's not a big problem, by the way, Edward, I want to go to your place to have fun, open the door for me.

Edward: Huh?you want to come over?

Naiyako: Oh huh?Director, is there anything interesting you want to do?

Leng Fan: Of course it's for alchemy. If you come across Edward's world, why don't you learn the handsome alchemy.

Edward: If you want to learn alchemy... I think you still need to find the best teacher to teach. I can recommend a teacher to you.She is also my teacher.

Leng Fan; No need, I already have someone to choose, funny.JPG

Naiyazi; oh huh?Tell me, chief, who made you funny, chief?Funny.JPG

Leng Fan: Keep it secret.

The best teacher of alchemy is of course the root of alchemy - truth! !

After you learn alchemy - you don't have to worry about running out of money when you go to another world!

Alchemy Alchemy, I, Normal·Cold, want to turn stones into gold!

FUHAHAHAHAHAHA! !

Naiyako: Huh?Chief, be careful.tell me!

Leng Fan: By the way, Jun Ji, do you want me to go with you?

Altair: Huh?It's rare that the director actually wants to take me there.

Leng Fan: After all, you said before that sometimes you are lonely, I thought about it and I don't have much time, so let's go out together this time.

Kame Madoka: I want to go too!

Altair: All right.

Xiao Meiyan: Madoka is going, I am going too!

My wife Yuno: Yuno is going too!

Naiyazi: How can this kind of thing happen to me!

Shizuka Hiratsuka: You guys are starting to travel again... Envy.JPG

Will of the Earth: Chirp!I want to go too!

Lord God: Give up, you are just a ball and can't go anywhere.

Edward: So many people?Well... with so many people, I might not be able to...