The Whole World is Against Me

"What is your purpose?" He clearly felt that there was something unusual about Leng Fan, something more mysterious than alchemy.

"The human body is formed." Leng Fan said without hesitation: "I want to learn alchemy."

"Alchemy? You can learn that kind of thing outside."

"I'm not interested in the haphazard alchemy outside. What I want first is the brand new, all-powerful, comprehensive truth alchemy."

"Just you?"

"You have to figure out one thing. It's not just me. It's the emperor Normal Cold who has taken a fancy to alchemy! You should feel honored!"

"Hmph, you are really arrogant."

"Arrogance? No, I'm just using my own way to protect what I want to protect! Even if those things are worthless in the eyes of others!"

"Equivalent exchange, I will help you, what is the price you have to pay?"

"Very well, it seems that you understand very well. The price I give is that you will not be beaten, how about it?"

"You are joking?"

The villain in the bottle never thought that Leng Fan would be expelled at such a price, and stared angrily at Leng Fan on the spot.

However, it was not the voice that answered him, but Leng Fan's fist.

"Wow wow!"

boom--!

The fist accurately hit the eyes of the villain in the bottle, and the force directly made him take half a step back, followed by a sharp pain in the eyes, and bruised eye circles appeared instantly.

"If you say no again, I will call you Beidou Crying Girl Fist!" Leng Fan's muscles tensed up, and he stood in front of the villain in a bottle like a mountain peak.

And the villain in the bottle stared at Leng Fan with disbelief.

"How is it possible!" He felt that the Philosopher's Stone in his body hadn't repaired himself immediately, which meant that his alchemy had no effect under Leng Fan's attack.

"So, what's your answer?"

Leng Fan stared at the villain in the bottle clearly, as if the scar of the Big Dipper was shining on his chest.

"..." The face of the villain in the bottle darkened, he had absolutely no reason to help Leng Fan.

However, he thought for a moment and said, "Yes."

"Very good, you actually rejected me again, Normal Cold! You, shit already!"

???

The villain in the bottle did not handle the situation safely, and looked at Leng Fan with a confused face, didn't he say he agreed?

Didn't the other party hear it?

"I said yes!" He emphasized again.

"Oh? You are so brave, you rejected me like that twice in a row. Even my father never rejected me like that!"

Leng Fan's face remained unchanged, his hands clenched into fists, and instantly a storm-like blow broke out with lightning speed.

"Oh ho ho ho ho! My blood is boiling, my heart is beating! Gossiping nonsense!"

In an instant, it was an attack like a storm.

The speed of the fist was as fast as lightning, as if countless fists were attacking at the same time in an instant.

"Ah da da da! Beidou · Crying Girl Fist! Nandou · Licking Xiang is just right! Beidou · Friendship Breaking Fist! Nandou · Can't make it up!"

Bang Bang Bang!

The villain in the bottle was instantly kicked into the air by Leng Fan's attack, his body felt the pain, and he felt blurred before he recovered.

Just hung up and hammered...

impossible!why!I am a higher existence than human beings, but... I was beaten with fists by a mere human being so helpless! !

He couldn't believe it in his heart, but at the same time he understood one thing.

Leng Fan never intended to ask himself to help...

"Puff!!"

The little man in the bottle screamed, and the whole person flew out, hit the ground beside him and trembled, trying to get up.

At this time, Leng Fan showed a friendly smile.

"Then it's time to get down to business."

Leng Fan ignored the villain in the bottle who was blown away by him, then turned around and walked to a table.At this time, there were some alchemy materials on the table, as well as patterns of national alchemy formations.

"Looks right." Leng Fan picked up the materials, and then scribbled on the ground with chalk like a gourd painting.

When the formation was completed, he imitated Edward's posture and clapped his hands, then pressed them hard on the ground.

"Refined!"

The user you dialed is temporarily unavailable, please try again later.

"????"

Hearing a feedback from his mind, Leng Fan was stunned and froze when he squatted on the ground.

Is the truth not at home today? ?

Facing this embarrassing situation, Leng Fan decided to ask his friends outside the venue.

Space-Time Administration.

Leng Fan: I plan to train my body to find the truth, but I got feedback that the user I dialed is temporarily unavailable, what should I do?Waiting online, very anxious, very embarrassing.

Naiyako: Pfft——! ! XSWL! !

Sakura Manji: Oh oh oh oh!As expected of the director!The way of eating deflated is so different!

Kaneki Ken: Basic exercises, don’t be six, sit down.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Pfft!Director, what's your situation?puff!Are you trying to laugh me to death?

Deer Eyes Round Fragrance;  …

Leng Fan: It seems that Shizhen is not at home. This is very embarrassing. If anyone of you has Zhenzhen's phone number, tell him to go home quickly. I will pay a visit.

Edward: Nani! ?Fuck! ?What? !Um? ? ? ?

Aria: Why are there pictures in what you said.JPG

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Edward: Wait!The human body is made! ?This is taboo!Why are you doing this!Could it be for the Philosopher's Stone! ?

Leng Fan: The Philosopher's Stone?It doesn't matter what kind of thing it is, it's just a useless stone to me!Is it that I, Normal·Cold, have no pursuit?

Edward: Could it be... Does the director have anyone who wants to be resurrected?That's impossible!Who can afford the price of resurrecting a person...

Edward was a little sad when he said this.

Leng Fan: Resurrection?It doesn't matter what kind of thing, I, Normal Cold, never cared about these things.I only care about learning alchemy!Then--!

Then--!Use alchemy to make an R18 figure!

Oh ho ho ho ho ho!Excited just thinking about it!

It is too embarrassing and must be hidden, and it must not be discovered!

MC: Then?

Leng Fan: Ahem, there is no after.

Aria: I always feel that you have some ulterior secrets, Director.

Leng Fan: No, you made a mistake.

Edward: I won't allow you to do this!No matter what the reason is, you must never use the human body to refine it!That's taboo!

Leng Fan: You are thinking too much, I just want to learn alchemy.

Edward: Even so, I can teach you!

Leng Fan: Can you teach me the alchemy that doesn't require formation?

Edward: ...

Leng Fan: I want it to be the kind of alchemy that doesn't need to be formed!That's why I plan to learn from the truth, so let's go back to the question just now.What if the truth is not at home?Waiting online is embarrassing.

Edward:? ? ?

God TM truth is not at home, is there still such an operation?

Lumu Yuanxiang: Can't learn it?

Leng Fan: No!You can definitely learn!Even if the truth is not at home, I will go in even if I knock on the door!

Madoka deer eyes: ...

Joseph: Let me tell you, Chief, let’s just forget that everyone is not at home.

Leng Fan: I don't!

Joseph:  …

What's the matter with this bear child's aura.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Truth is actually just like justice. The more you pursue it, the more you will find it is very far away from you. As long as you don't care about it, you can catch up quickly.

Leng Fan: So what are you going to say?

Emiya Kiritsugu: I mean why don't you ask someone else to open the door for you, Director?It's like catching criminals. The ones who open the door are usually community aunts who check the water meter. After opening the door, they find a group of FBI staring at you.

Leng Fan: Oh!Makes sense!

Nayako: Garbage Kiritsugu is finally useful!

Emiya Kiritsugu: ...

Shizuka Hiratsuka: The hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly.JPG

Wugeng Liuli: You guys are committing a crime!