The Whole World is Against Me

Leng Fan: The law doesn't stipulate that asking someone to knock on the door is a crime!

Wugeng Liuli: I'm so speechless!

Bell: Yay.

Ikari Shinji: ...

Edward: You are cheating!I will never allow you to do this!

Leng Fan: Douding, calm down.If something is wrong, just point it out.

Edward: Who is Douding!asshole!What do you want to say is wrong!I tell you for sure - there is really nothing wrong...

Leng Fan: That's it.

Edward: There is obviously something wrong, why can't I always find out what's wrong!

Kame Madoka: Give up, if you can find it, I will call you the strongest.

Xiao Meiyan: The last person who struggled with this problem was already autistic.

My wife Yuno: Dad is always like this, people can't find what's wrong, but when you think about it carefully, you find it makes sense.

Edward: ... How can it be repaired!

Leng Fan: So how can I get to the door of truth?

Will of the Earth: Heh heh heh heh.

Leng Fan: Even if you come out to show your presence, I won't talk to you until you solve the problem!

Will of the Earth: How can it be so troublesome, can't the director break stars?You stand behind the gate and say to the inside, if you don't let me in, I will blow up the planet, believe me!He will definitely come out immediately.

Leng Fan: Oh!good idea!

System Will: Shit!Believe it or not I will report you now!

Leng Fan: It's you...you want to report me!system!You already shit!

System Will: Nani!

Ding!

The system will be silenced by Leng Fan for 24 hours.

Leng Fan: According to the plot of the novel, you don't have a role in this plot, so just give me a cold shoulder! WRYYYYYY——!

Edward: ...

Ikari Shinji: ...

Uchiha Itachi: ...

Lala: Director, do you want me to help you make a Wow Wow Wow Wow Shuttle?

Leng Fan: Wait a minute, if you don't listen, take your leave.

Lumu Yuanxiang: Lala, long time no see.

Lala: Long time no see Madoka, I haven't come out because I've been making inventions lately.

Madoka Kame: What invention?

Lala: Travel through time and space!

Lumu Yuanxiang:? ? ?

Xiao Meiyan: Isn't it possible to travel through the bureau?

Lala: I want to travel through by myself, and then go to the director.

Madoka deer eyes: ...

Lumu Yuanxiang only felt that his face turned dark, and there was an indescribable feeling of embarrassment.

If Lala went to Earth, the number of people around Leng Fan would increase exponentially.

Lumu Yuanxiang: By the way, Douding.

Edward: Who is Douding!

Kame Madoka: Didn't you jump out of it very consciously?

Edward: ...

Edward: What's the matter?

Kame Madoka: Isn't alchemy transforming one's own body?

Akatsuki Homura: Alert.JPG

Naiyako: Oh huh?Does Madoka have any immature thoughts?

Kame Madoka: I wonder if alchemy can grow up in an instant.

Altair: Huh?Madoka wants to grow up?Oh!understood!

Naiyako: The director's daughter is so cute, boo boo.

My wife Yuno:? ? ?

Kamu Yuanxiang: Nai-ya-zi-! !

Edward: No way... After all, alchemy is equivalent exchange, and human body refining is taboo.

Kame Madoka: The problem is that I can use my current body, at the cost of fat, to make myself more mature?It's all equivalent exchange, no problem.

Edward:? ? ?

Can this be done?

How could I have never thought of such a tricky situation!Why do I have a feeling that we alchemists are not tricky enough!

Pros: Fat is the enemy!

Wugeng Liuli: What?Alchemy can lose weight?

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Got it!

Shengtianzi: Emperor Shengtianzi decided to learn alchemy!

Uchiha Itachi: ...

Aria: This new dress is a bit out of place, I need to lose weight!

Shi Yu: I have been looking for a way to lose weight.

Chi Tong: One day I will tear up this fat starry sky!

Leng Fan: ...

How fat are you guys!

Edward: Your purpose of learning alchemy is too much!

Linghuan Xinlong: Give up, there will be more excessive things in the future...

Edward: ...

This truth can’t be said. Damn it.JPG

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Lumu Yuanxiang: So is it okay?

Edward: This can also be regarded as human body refining, and things related to human body refining are taboo...it should not be allowed.

Madoka Kame: What... so alchemy is so hot.

Edward: ...

You must have misunderstood something about alchemy.

Leng Fan: Madoka, it doesn't matter.Alchemy doesn't work, but alchemy can create countless terrible things.

Sakura Manji: Wait a minute, can alchemy make a body?

Edward: Alert.JPG, what are you going to do?

Sakura Manji: My elder sister's problem, my elder sister has been sharing a body with another person.So I thought, can I become an empty shell after studying and then I can't get my old sister's soul out of it.

Edward: Why are your questions so tricky? I feel that the alchemy in my country is so embarrassing that I can't answer any questions.

Kaneki Ken: Research has always been the main topic of the institute's scientists, and practice is the only way to verify the truth.

Leng Fan: Now let's get ready to get alchemy.

Sakura Manji: Good!

Kaneki Ken: If you need to say something, I am always ready.

Edward: Your questions are too tricky. I feel that I need to relearn alchemy. May I ask if the teacher can bring me one.

Leng Fan: No problem!

Wugeng Liuli: Douding is autistic?

Edward: Who is Douding!asshole!

Wugeng Liuli: Funny.JPG

Ding!

Task release.

Mission: The Gate of Truth has been attacked by an unknown person, and now it is unable to extricate itself, requesting the Space-Time Administration to intervene.

Akatsuki Homura: emmmmm...

My wife Yuno: Wow, the truth is attacked by the unknown.

Leng Fan: I don't think this matter has anything to do with me.Uh-huh!

Edward: Do you think I'll believe it?As soon as you kicked someone's door with your front foot, they came to ask for help...

Kaneki Ken: It’s hard to ask for help from the person who kicked the door.JPG