The Whole World is Against Me

Ying Manji: Is this asking for trouble or asking for death?

Shizuka Hiratsuka: The hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly.JPG

Emiya Kiritsugu: Director, let's discuss something.

Leng Fan: Oh?whats the matter?

Emiya Kiritsugu: We are a formal and righteous organization, right?

Leng Fan: Right duck.

Emiya Kiritsugu: So can we be a little more normal, and don't make ourselves look like a big villain every time we do missions, it will be bad for our reputation.

Leng Fan: Kiritsugu, have you forgotten?

Emiya Kiritsugu:? ?

Leng Fan: I, Normal·Cold, only care about victory!Then dominate!

Emiya Kiritsugu: ...

Accelerator: This uncle never thinks he is a good person. This uncle very much agrees with the director's idea. This uncle only wants to do what he wants to do, so it doesn't matter whether it is a good thing or a bad thing.The important thing is that the uncle himself is happy.

Nayako: In short, happiness is the end!

Accelerator: That's right!

Ayumi Aikawa: But we can't base our happiness on the suffering of others!

Yoshino: Actually, I really want to ask this question, whose pain do we base our happiness on?

Ayumi Aikawa: emmmmm...it seems not.

Yoshitona: Isn't that all right?

Ayumi Aikawa: That's right, then I'm fine.

Ikari Shinji: ...

Why do you feel that you are so dangerous...

Faced with such a situation, Ikari Shinji seemed a little uneasy, but now he is looking at his own information, although he has read it, but he is in the whole process of this is me?Fuck?what's going on?What's the situation? Emmm...why can't I understand? ?

After all, EVA contains the Bible and a comprehensive collection of various documents, and the original book is only a corner. If you dig deeper, there will be at least hundreds of thousands of words in the text description.

So basically just looking at EVA is absolutely incomprehensible.

However, Ikari Shinji still prefers that JOJO's Bizarre Adventure is at least simpler than his own information, but easy to understand.

So, Ikari Shinji watched JOJO on the left and EVA on the right.

Although there is no problem, it is easy to play tricks sometimes.

For example, Shinji Ikari's first impression when he saw his father was not Myanmar and strangeness, but Yaka Circus!old man!

emmm... There is an unknown chemical reaction in it.

Now Ikari Shinji subconsciously thinks that JOJO is handsome and mature, and then subconsciously assimilates himself to the past.

Leng Fan: Although I don't know what happened, but the truth is calling for help, we have no reason to refuse to save.

Xiao Meiyan: I feel even more that you, the director, would hammer the truth in the past.

Leng Fan: Impossible!The enemy of truth must not be me!

Akami Homura: If you calculate it like this, you would have been considered a villain in the past.Besides us in this group, who else will think you are a good person after seeing you?

Leng Fan: My mother!Proud.JPG

Xiao Meiyan: ...

Kame Madoka: I remember the director, didn't your mother tell you to surrender?

Leng Fan: Damn it, it's reasonable.JPG!

Joseph: FUHAHAHAHA!Unbelievable, Chief!Your mother has abandoned you!

Leng Fan: This is not Madoka's fault!

Kame Madoka: A man who throws the blame casually is really a scumbag.

Itachi Uchiha: What happened?

Naiyazi: Probably the director's mother asked him to find a marriage partner, and then the director casually reported Madoka's situation. Madoka is only fourteen years old!Underage, so his mother kindly asked her to surrender.

Itachi Uchiha: Emmm...is it normal to get married at the age of fourteen? ?

Naiyako:? ? ?

Altair: Huh?Is it normal?

Uchiha Itachi: I confirmed the relationship in my teens, and then I can get married when I live to be thirteen or fourteen.

MC: Survive? !

Linghuan Xinlong: Wait!Itachi... I remember there was a war... I have mixed feelings.JPG

Itachi Uchiha: Yes.

Linghuan Xinlong: War... I really want to help, but I feel so small.

Kageyama Shigeo: Master!come on!

Ritsu Kageyama: Complicated emotions.JPG

Ying Manji: War is the culprit that destroys social stability. My side has become a country like China. If it weren't for this damn virus...

Kaneki Ken: Huh?You haven't got the virus yet?

Ying Manji: Adam is still experimenting. It seems that he crystallized his body before, but now he has changed his body.

Edward: Nani! ?change body?The human body is made! ?

Commander: No, we are intelligent mechanical life, artificial humans, so to speak.

Edward: Nani? !Cyborg! ?

Commander: It's not Douding's cyborg, it's a mechanical life.

Edward: Everyone is a bean!Why do you all call me Douding!

Kame Madoka: Aren't you very excited to jump out?

Edward: ...

Leng Fan: Let go of other questions first, we are now ready to save the truth!

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Naiyako: Hey hey hey!Private Nayako at the ready!

Leng Fan: Naiyazi, you can't go!

Naiyako: Hey!Why duck?

Leng Fan: When you went, I felt that the truth blew itself up when it saw you. Have you forgotten who you are?

Naiyazi: I am just a mere Naiyazi.

Edward: What happened to Naiyako?

Altair: Oh!If the director didn't tell me, I would have forgotten that Naiyazi was an evil god.

Edward: Cthulhu? ? ?

Altair: Don't you have any over there?The evil god Nyarlathotep.

Edward: No, but I can look it up.

Aria: It’s kind of weird, obviously, the prototype of the Gate of Truth in your place wants to be the evil god, but in the end, you don’t know anything about the evil god.

Edward: Well... embarrassing.JPG

Naiyako: No!I'm going!I'm going!

Leng Fan: Naiyazi, hold on!Even if you are so willful, no one will sympathize with you.

Naiyazi: The chief is bullying people, I want to go!

Leng Fan: So here comes the question, why do you want me to take you there?

Naiyazi: I am your paper man wife!

Leng Fan: Oh!Yes!OK, sure!

Madoka deer eyes: ...

Xiao Meiyan: ...

Wugeng Liuli: I'm just curious how many wives the director's paper figurines have.

Leng Fan: Uh huh!Are you underestimating me, Normal·Cold?Paper men have thousands of wives, how could it be possible to count them all!

Kamu Yuanxiang: Director, why don't you call me wife?

Leng Fan: Madoka, you are in the third dimension, please don't put yourself in the second dimension.

Madoka deer eyes: ...

Xiao Meiyan: There is no hope.

Kamu Madoka: Why!Isn't it good that I stand in front of you alive?

Leng Fan: Even if you say that, you can't change the fact that you are three-dimensional!

Emiya Kiritsugu: Let me translate. The director likes everyone from the bottom of his heart. If he wants to choose one, he wishes to be single.

Sakura Manji: As expected of the director!

Kaneki Ken: What an Assassin man!

Hiratsuka: Shouldn't it be crumbs?

Aria: Crumb man, never count.

MC: Director, call me wife.