The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

"Oh, and then? What does this have to do with vixen?"

"To tell you the truth, my unmarried wife is a fox demon." Liu Chishui scratched his cheek.

"...Huh???" Su Bai suddenly looked at him with strange eyes, not so envious, although it is really enviable, but not so surprised, although it is incredible that you can be a vixen by a human being.

"Ahaha...it's incredible." Liu Chishui laughed dryly: "Xiaosheng has been waiting for more than ten years, because she was a baby girl who was set up when I was young, and I only met her not long ago. We have been together for a while, and I have already started She was preparing for the wedding, but she suddenly left without saying goodbye. I really didn’t understand, so I started looking for it everywhere. It’s just that it’s not easy because it’s different from humans and monsters. I heard that there are foxes in the mountain temple, so..."

"I understand, I understand." Su Bai raised his hand to express that you don't need to say anything, for a winner in life like you who won before the starting line, what else can I say, should I laugh?

"I don't have any other intentions. I don't know where the Great Immortal is going. It's convenient for Xiaosheng to go with him. After all, there are many monsters in this mountain and wild place." Liu Chishui sighed: "Since I was a child, it is easy to see these ordinary people. Seeing creatures, though used to them, are still frightened.”

"That's true." Su Bai nodded: "Then I'll take you all the way. I happen to be going to a nearby town, about eight miles away."

"Nearby town?" The little vixen pricked up his ears, "The only town nearby is the town two mountains away."

"Yes, I heard that's the case." Liu Chishui also nodded and said, "I passed by that town on the way here, and there are good things to buy."

"good stuff?"

"...This, hahaha." Liu Chishui laughed dryly, how dare he say it: "They are all medicines, the medicines that are always kept at home."

Su Bai glanced at him, seemed to understand something, and didn't delve into it. He didn't have this kind of trouble, after all, he was still single, so he looked at the vixen: "What do you think is wrong with that town?"

"It's weird, I used to have quite a few customers." She coughed lightly and cleared her throat: "I'm talking about the people who came here to stay overnight...they came from that town, but they haven't seen anyone for more than a month. Otherwise, I wouldn’t attack this young master so hungrily, it’s not because the business is not doing well recently, my cultivation level has fallen recently, and I’m considering whether to change places.”

"Weirdness does exist!" Liu Chishui slapped his head, and suddenly said, "Have you heard of narcolepsy recently? After suffering from this disease, the whole person will fall into a lethargic sleep and will not wake up at all. He can breathe and heartbeat. But I can’t wake up, it’s said that these diseases are more common in Yangping, and not so common in this area, but there are quite a few cases, maybe this fox’s customer may be suffering from narcolepsy.”

【bingboom~】

【Main quest has been triggered】

[Current Main Task: Investigating Narcolepsy]

[Mission introduction: Narcolepsy is by no means a common symptom. It has spread from Yangping to this point. You must be aware of its danger and potential danger, but please pay attention to the host. , it may be affected by a special force... Knowing the truth behind it will be the key to opening the next main line, it is best not to take it lightly]

[Task Reward: Item Card X1]

[Remarks: Dream, it's time to wake up! (Fu Hua face)]

The system's beeping has not ended yet and is still going on.

[The side quest has been triggered]

[Sub-quest: Night Chats in a Liaozhai Studio·Fox Charm]

[Mission objective: help Liu Chishui find the fox demon Phoenix Fairy, lovers will finally get married]

[Task Reward: Reincarnation Card X1; Xuanyuan Dahuang Pill]

[Remarks: He will eventually know that provoking vixen is not a good thing (Yuanmu)]

... I know about reincarnation cards, but what is Xuanyuan Dahuang Pill?Tonic?Is it very filling?

Su Bai eavesdropped on a few question marks raised by people of the yellow race. He didn't go into the question for the time being. He always felt that if he wanted to find the answer, he had to search for the name Sansefang and then find the book of Liaozhai Night Talk Fox Charm. The answer can only be determined after reading it, and I have a hunch...some precious things will be lost in the process of searching for the answer, so try not to get entangled, at worst, throw it in the warehouse.

Two tasks, one main line, one branch line, the main line must be managed, the branch line can be managed, I don’t know if there is a conflict or not, Liu Chishui also seems to know the terrain better, and I have to ask about narcolepsy, for the time being... him.

Su Bai nodded and said: "Then let's go to the town together, let's talk about narcolepsy and find your fiancée by the way."

"Thank you, Great Immortal!" Liu Chishui heaved a sigh of relief. He was really worried that he would be left here. Noticing the regretful vixen, he sighed secretly. How to explain to my wife.

……

In the distant sky.

The ancient sword world is divided into multiple races, demons, demons, humans, gods... Fuxi, Nuwa, Guangchengzi, etc. are all gods, or they can be called immortals. They may be cultivated from human bodies, because they have With otherworldly strength and a long lifespan, they are no longer of the same race as humans.

Immortals live in the sky, one day in the sky, and one year in the ground. At first, the immortals communicated with humans, but as time went on for thousands of years, there was no longer any contact... It is also difficult to find the immortals who descended to the earth. Not interested in what's happening on the ground.

Heaven is a peaceful and peaceful world, without any disturbances. Immortals are far away from the mortal world, so they are not subject to many restrictions. Except for the three disasters, there is basically nothing that bothers them. Therefore, the immortals often see through the mortal world. Perseverance, but occasionally a few big things happen...

"What? She ran away? What do you people guarding the gate of heaven eat? You can escape! She doesn't have much magical powers as a celestial girl. She has been in the mortal world for so long, and you can't even beat a non-combatant What's the use of keeping you!" The soldiers guarding the gate of heaven were poked on the forehead by a spiritual officer and scolded.

"Well, who would have thought of that? Let's see those celestial maidens bring fine wine and wine, singing and dancing beside them, saying rewards and rewards, and we've all been recruited if we didn't pay attention... It's not like you don't know the ability to reflect the celestial maidens, Just take a photo, and you will know everything in your heart.” The gatekeeper muttered: “That’s not our problem, go talk about them!”

"Is it useful? There are only a few heavenly girls, and they can't be cut off!" Yu Lingguan put his hand on his forehead: "I also have a headache, how can I explain it? Originally, the punishment given by the Heavenly Emperor this time was not that serious, and she just dereliction of duty for a while." The time is three thousand years in the human world, and three thousand days in the heavens. The time for Laojun to open a furnace of pills is longer than this. Originally, she was punished to go to Yaochi, which is not serious. She will be transferred back in a few months at most Well, it's good for her to leave her faceless and live in the sky, and go down to the earth to experience the baptism of the mortal world, and refine her fairy heart...beheaded first and then played, nothing can stop her."

"Then what should I do?"

"What else can I do! Let's talk about it when she wants to come back!" Yu Lingguan walked away with a flick of his sleeves: "Next time, show me the door more closely! If you see a celestial girl, you won't be able to walk, so no matter how beautiful a celestial girl is, isn't it? One of them was abducted! I really can’t do anything, I’m number one in dog licking!”

It is actually not uncommon for celestial maidens to descend to earth secretly, but it is basically concentrated in the past time period. Today's gods are basically impossible to descend to earth. At most, they will take care of the sects of cultivating immortals left in the world. It doesn't have too much advantage, and the second is that the world has changed too much now, and there is no need for the blessing of gods... Therefore, the fact that the Lingluo Tiannv beheaded first and then ran away on her own initiative still caused considerable controversy.

The gods combined their past experiences to judge that she either had Stockholm Syndrome, or she was simply infatuated with mortal men.

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ps: I even considered whether to join the story of the white snake, but I was worried that the task would be too complicated, so I didn't make it like this.

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"Daxian, wait for me! You are walking so fast, Xiaosheng can't keep up! I am short and have short legs!" Liu Chishui followed behind, and if he didn't pay attention, he would be pulled away for a long distance.

"Others are short but run fast." Su Bai squinted, "Are you a dog?"

"...you know all of this?" Liu Chishui's eyes revealed a look of admiration: "As expected of a great immortal!"