The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

"As expected of a hammer, it's not Corgi who has short legs and can't run fast?" Su Bai rolled his eyes beautifully.

The night breeze in the mountains was slightly cool. Follow Liu Chishui's footsteps, walking all the way, procrastinating, just like a player rushing to search for materials to open a map. It is estimated that it will be dawn when we reach the town.

In order to relieve boredom, this scholar surnamed Liu took the initiative to talk about his own experience. Now the wife has run away from home and is looking for a place to stay. From the point of view of ancient values, such a man does not have the spirit that a man should have.

Su Bai doesn't dislike such a single-minded man, after all, he is the same kind of person, and they are both single-minded and good men.

"Hiss...someone seems to be cursing me." Su Bai shivered suddenly, and a cool breeze blew across his back.

"The Great Immortal is cursed? Could it be some kind of demon..."

"Zibuyu speaks strange powers, ghosts and ghosts are fake, and sooner or later they will be smashed to pieces by guns and guns." Su Bai lifted a branch and knocked it on his shoulder: "You, a scholar, still believe this? "

"...Why don't you believe it?" Liu Chishui asked strangely: "Since ancient times, scholars are the most likely to encounter ghosts and ghosts. It's better to say that I started studying because I yearned for those ghosts and ghosts, and I even took the initiative to create. ..."

"Ah, you really have the body of a greedy fox demon, you are lowly." Su Bai buckled his thumb, "Brother Liu, brother Liu, I was really disappointed when I had a little high opinion of you before... you Since I was young, I have been inspired to mix with foxes. Is it appropriate to say it so openly? Come on, what do you want to ask me by saying this? I can’t measure marriage to determine life and death, but I can fool people. "

"Ahaha, this..." Liu Chishui scratched the back of his head: "To tell you the truth, I don't see many strange things on weekdays, and most of them are based on my own imagination, so I know that the fox fairy is real, so I usually don’t come out to write books at home, but I’m mainly interested in these things. This time when I met the Great Immortal, I realized that there are many strange people and wonderful things in the world, so I wanted to hear all kinds of legends..."

"You're also a book writer?" Su Bai had a lot of déjà vu all of a sudden, thinking of the neixu clerk who often suffers from kidney pain... Don't tell me, he also has several vixens in his house!There are also dragons and flowers, and other indescribable monsters!The more you remember, the stronger the sense of sight. Are you guys so fierce in external control... Isn't it time for the old master next time?

Emmm... It seems that Manager Bai has a daughter of a foreign god at home...

"I'm ashamed to say that I'm indeed a book writer. I have a novel." Liu Chishui touched the back of his head and mentioned his clumsy work: "It's not very famous. heard?"

"I've seen a vixen, but I haven't been to Qingqiu country. I've heard of it... Is there such a thing as a giant tree of bitterness that can be reincarnated?" Su Bai rolled his eyes: "My memory is getting better and better recently. I always think of some strange past."

"Daxian, besides Qingqiu Kingdom, is there any other interesting places?" Liu Chishui's eyes glowed: "I want to know! I'm very curious!"

"Hey..." Su Bai took a step back. Facts have proved that Chitanda's line is not for everyone. He took a step back in disgust, thought for a while and said, "Since you asked the question sincerely, then I Let me tell you mercifully... Let me tell you, just listen to it as a story, there is such a magical world, or a game?"

He considered his words and said slowly: "Here is a perfect and chic maid... You can understand the maid as a female housekeeper or something... She serves a legitimate loli who looks young but is actually very old. This loli is very childish, and has the attributes of a vampire... Most people in ancient times are lolicon, don't tell me that you are different, a vampire is a kind of monster..."

Liu Chishui nodded, he had already taken out a pen and paper and began to record.

"And this maid was serving another woman at the same time. For many reasons, this woman was locked up and was not released. This maid also has a colleague who is good at countless punches; A sickly man, who has a huge library... and this sickly man is a rival in love with a certain red-and-white priestess, who also likes a black-and-white costumed thief."

Su Bai said unhurriedly: "This magical world is called..."

Liu Chishui opened his eyes wide, waiting for the follow-up.

"Honkai III." Su Bai said lightly: "The maid's name is Rita, the legitimate loli is called Theresa, the locked-up woman is called Youlandelle, her colleague is called Fu Hua, the sickly person is called Otto, the red and white witch The name is Yae Sakura, and the thief is Kallen...Okay, I'm done."

Liu Chishui was stunned, he couldn't understand what kind of story this was.

Su Bai smiled slightly. If you understand, I will doubt whether you are a time traveler...Since you don’t understand, there is a high probability that you are not a modern time traveler. Since you are not a time traveler, you still have the guts and luck to catch a fox fairy As a wife, I really don't know where you got the courage, did Liang Jingru give it to you?

During the conversation, the sky had already brightened. Although Su Bai slowed down, Liu Chishui was still walking out of breath. Why don't he let the help go smoothly? I'm afraid that he will soften halfway. It's actually not bad as a human flying machine, prostate sliding or something...

The town here is different from the Yujia Town where Lady Yu was located before. There are many people coming and going. The town has a wide terrain, surrounded by mountains and rivers, facing south from the north. The infrastructure construction is quite good. It can be seen that there are quite a lot of economic flows here. Walking on the official road, I saw a carriage at dawn. Counting the daily floating population, the total population here is about [-], which is already a large village.

"Great Immortal, let's find a place to stay first." Liu Chishui looked at Su Bai's attire: "Do you want to buy some other clothes?"

Su Bai looked at his clothes, and it was true that he was wearing the combat uniform of the collapsed world, which was too conspicuous. This military coat was still quite handsome. He snapped his fingers, and in the blink of an eye, his clothes had changed into the clothes of a Jianghu swordsman, plus a bamboo hat and A fox mask, and the systematic dressing and matching style all record Su Bai's dressing in past reincarnations, of course it is most in line with his aesthetics.

"The Great Immortal still has such abilities. Could it be that he has something in his sleeves?" Liu Chishui's eyes were wide open. With the cloak covering Su Bai's face, he was suddenly relieved and even dared to speak louder.

"No, this is called a one-click dress-up. The daughter of the system tricked me tens of thousands of times for a trivial benefit, and you don't understand it, hey..." Su Bai put his hands behind his back: "Speaking of which, I haven't asked you yet. , where are you from..."

"Whether I don't mention my hometown, there is no one in the family. I am alone. Now I live alone in Yangping, so I also heard about narcolepsy." Liu Chishui said.

"Then do you know Yan Ling?"

"Of course I know that Yanling is a very famous place!" Liu Chishui nodded and replied, "It's like spring all the year round, it's suitable for living, and it's where the scholar Cen's family lives. When I was young, I also wanted to go to school. For some reason, it has not been continued, which makes me very regretful. Besides the first time, there is also a Natural History Society there. If it is not that Xiaosheng does not know the skills of strange sex, otherwise he would like to join in. "

"You still know about the Cen family and the Natural History Society?" Su Bai became interested.

"The Great Immortal also knows. Could it be that he has been to Yanling and had old friends?" Liu Chishui opened his mouth, but suddenly hesitated to speak: "If you want to talk about the Natural History Society and the Cen's family, this, this, this is a bit..."

"What? Something happened?" Su Bai's expression changed slightly: "Is something unexpected?"

Generally speaking, this is unlikely. With a peerless master like Yu Mudan, it is unlikely that the Cen family will have any accidents. She promised herself to protect Cen Ying's safety, and it is impossible for her to break the promise with her character of high commitment.

"Accidentally, it's not. You also know that I'm a restless person. I usually study some theories about ghosts and monsters. Therefore, I have to go all over the world to find out what my fellow brothers have to say." Liu Chishui murmured. Said: "I heard that for Jianghu people, Yanling is a place that must not be visited. There...it is hell at all."

"Hell?" Su Bai fell into deep thought: "Could it be that Virgil inserted a Yan Mo knife over there? Or is Yan Moai starting to wholesale dolls across the country?"

"Neither, I don't know much about the specific situation, but I heard such a poem..." Liu Chishui also said in an uncertain tone: "There is a daughter in the Cen family, named Hongying, who turns her palms and sleeves, and a hundred ghosts Kill them all!"

"Pfft..." Su Bai's contemplation was interrupted, he almost spit out his saliva, and hurriedly covered his expression: "Say it again?"

"It's true, Cen Hongying, the witch of hell! Ignore the red letter in the middle, it seems that the youngest daughter of the Cen family, Cen Ying, is the one who frightens everyone in the world. I have seen her from afar, although it was a long time ago." Liu Chishui Thoughtful, he said: "Time is really a sharp knife. The innocent little girl back then became a peerless expert in subduing Rakshasa in the blink of an eye."

... No, I think there must be a mistake somewhere, Cen Ying was misunderstood as a peerless master, could it be that Yu Mudan played some kind of play together.

Su Bai quickly made a good guess. Cen Ying's martial arts foundation is neither bad nor high, and she can't compare with Yu Mudan. Now her reputation is spreading like wildfire. It is widely rumored among the people in the world that Xiao Yingzi, who is harmless to humans and animals, was murdered in the blink of an eye and turned into a hell witch served by Rakshasa. This is really... really...

Feel it!

I also want to be famous like this!

Give me a name that is also full of vigor and resounding points!

Su Bai wanted to say this very much, but he still held back, took a deep breath, calm down, calm down... well, that's not important, what matters now is the mission, you can go to Yanling later, for now, let's finish the two missions first. .

On the other side, Liu Chishui stared at Su Bai's extremely serious expression, secretly surprised in his heart, could it be that Cen Ying even knew the Great Immortal and found it difficult?This really isn't a fake rumor. I was a little skeptical at first, but now it seems to be true!And there must be some secret between the two, maybe they have fought against each other before, or...

He thought about it for a while, but didn't delve into it for the time being. He can ask in detail later.