My Girls Are All Biochemical Monsters, What Should I Do?

"Minors are not allowed to drink." Dead Fisheye bartender said with a smile.

"Your underage waiter is being tortured to death by two sensual big sisters every day!" Opening the bottle cap, the little waiter raised his neck and "ton, ton, ton" the whole bottle, and then let out a savage sigh In a calm tone, he wiped the beer foam from the corner of his mouth and said bitterly, "This is workplace bullying!"

"No wonder there are always no customers in your bar..." Li Yexing suddenly felt inexplicably happy when he saw the scenes in front of him that seemed to be playing tricks. He lit a cigarette, then smiled and said to the bartender and the waiter: "You know , most people in Loples can't stand your "Big Bang Theory"-like family carnival atmosphere."

"It doesn't matter whether they like it or not..." The bartender waved his hand casually and said, "Tell me about you, Li, what have you been doing these days?"

"Wow, question me?" Li Yexing tilted his head and chuckled, "Is this what your supervisor meant?"

"Of course not, it's just my own curiosity..." The bartender shrugged and said, "You have to know, our side is just an outpost established by the supervisor for the convenience of connecting with you, not a surveillance tower for you and your wives .”

"Well, since all your drinks are sold to me at a [-]% discount, it's not that I can't tell you..." After a moment of silence, Li Yexing cleared his throat, and said in a deep voice: "I still remember the beginning of this year. Was my house demolished when I was here?"

"I heard a little..." The bartender nodded and said, "So?"

"So what? So I visited the house myself, threw his men out of the windows one by one, then kicked open the guy's bedroom door, ripped the guy off his mistress, and drowned in his house In the toilet!" As he spoke, Li Yexing took a big gulp of beer, pushed the empty bottle aside, then wiped the corner of his mouth and said, "A small group of unbelievers from other places recruited a group of unbelievers to mess with me. I never expected this..."

"As expected of you, you can have a bad temper..." The bartender commented on Li Yexing's vindictive personality.

"By the way, Brother Yexing..." On the side, drinking too quickly, some of the little waiters in the upper class looked at Li Yexing, with unresolved melancholy in their eyes, and he said helplessly: "Brother Yexing can teach me how to coax you." Is it a woman?"

Li Yexing was taken aback by the waiter's words.

On the other side, the little waiter seemed to have opened up a chatterbox and said to himself: "I am so envious of Brother Ye Xing, there are so many women around him, but he seems to be able to do anything with ease, and there are only two around me, so I'm starting to jump around here. It's..."

"Really..." Li Yexing didn't know what to say to the waiter's words, so he opened the next bottle of wine.

To put it simply, this bar is not a simple bar. Standing behind this bar is the behemoth of the European branch of Black Umbrella, and the bar itself is the outpost of Black Umbrella in Loples. Casimir's supervisor said that he hopes to cooperate with Li Yexing in various aspects in the future, so it is necessary to establish an outpost to facilitate communication.

So, after returning to Loples from Japan, Li Yexing immediately followed the address provided by Kasimir to find the so-called outpost. He never expected that the so-called outpost turned out to be a black Umbrella in charge of business and management. Served bars!

Li Yexing suddenly felt that the style of director Kasimir's painting was different from the big villains in his impression who had strategized and then were crushed to death by the elevator.

With a bit of vigilance, Li Ye walked into this bar run by the old man's work unit, and then he found that the bar was different from what he imagined. There was no BOW hidden in the wine cellar, and the waiters were not wearing white coats. It's a surprise here... it's just a bar, and the most important thing is that this bar sells all other wines with a [-]% discount!

So, after going back and forth, Li Yexing became acquainted with the group of people in the bar. The dead fish-eyed bartender who looked super unmotivated was named Fuming Fisher. He was from country A and was said to have served in the Delta.As for the little waiter wearing a small skirt and a single ponytail, his name is Jiang Xueyang, he is from the Celestial Dynasty, he is underage, and the most exciting thing is - this guy is actually a boy!And he also has a face that can make a woman get wet on the spot, he is an out-and-out beauty boy!

After talking about the men in the bar, let’s talk about the women. The drunk, short red-haired woman lying next to Li Yexing is named Alisa Paglis. She is Jiang Xueyang’s girlfriend. It is said that Jiang Xueyang At least five years old, although she is a rare beauty, she seems to have some kind of mental problem, her emotions are always sliding back and forth between extreme mania and high and extreme depression, which made Jiang Xueyang suffer a lot.

In addition to her, there is also a blonde girl named Anna Sanders, who is a bartender, but after everyone knows that she is a bartender, no guest will buy her a drink. From then on, that The woman's attendance has become a state between touching and not touching. No, she didn't come to work today, so she is probably still asleep upstairs.

"Speaking of... where's your boss?" Suddenly, Li Yexing noticed that there seemed to be someone missing in the tavern today.

"Boss? He's stocked up..." Dead Fisheye bartender Fisher replied while wiping the glass in his hand.

"Really..." Li Yexing thought for a while, drank the wine in his hand in one gulp, then stood up and walked straight out.

"Brother Ye Xing is leaving?" Jiang Xueyang, who was a little dizzy, asked drunkenly on the counter.

Li Yexing waved his hand, but said nothing

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Two more.

Volume 5 Mission.3-[-]. The macho goes home

After pushing the door and leaving the bar, Li Yexing turned his head and looked at the signboard of the bar. The signboard was not conspicuous, and it flickered even in the dark.

"Frenzy..." Li Yexing whispered.

Speaking of which, Li Yexing has come here frequently recently, but he has only seen the owner of this tavern once. He seems to be a veteran, with traces of time on his face. His figure is quite strong, but his stomach seems to be With a little belly, when Li Yexing came last time, the owner of the bar was sitting on a high stool, looking not easy to get along with, but after talking with him, you will find that this guy is not bad, with a little The old soldier's unique sense of humor, if he had to say something against it, it would be that he was too serious, which was completely different from the painting style of those weird employees under him.

"Obviously no one comes to drink except me, I really don't know what you bought..." Li Yexing muttered in a low voice after taking a last look at the bar's sign, then turned his head and walked towards the office.

Frenzy Bar is not far from Li Yexing's office, only two streets away. When I meet a few acquaintances on the road, some will greet Li Yexing, and some will hide away without saying a word. Yexing didn't care. After walking a few steps, he returned to his office. Stepping on the reinforced stairs, Li Yexing took out the key and opened the door of the office.

"Saw him! Missy! Saw him!"

As soon as Li Yexing entered the door, Kanan's excited shout came from his ear. When Li Yexing looked up, he saw Tilly Liss and Kanan sitting on the sofa, holding the controller and playing "Gears of War 2" excitedly. In an online battle in a group, amidst the excited shouts of Kanan, Tiriris manipulated the orc soldier, picked up the chainsaw gun in his hand and collided with the chainsaw gun of the opposing human soldier, the girl with silver hair and red eyes Pressing the buttons on the controller with no expression on his face, the chainsaw in the hands of the orc soldier crushed the chainsaw of the human soldier, and then sawed down fiercely. For a while, blood spattered all over the screen .

Li Yexing smiled. He knew that Tiriris would not be able to lose to a human if she tried her hand speed, even if the opponent was holding a handle.

"Nice!" On the other side, Kanan shouted excitedly.

"Why didn't Kanan shoot?" Tilly Liss suddenly asked: "Kanan obviously has vision, why didn't he shoot?"

"Huh?" Jian Na was taken aback for a moment, she glanced at the orc soldier holding a sniper rifle that she controlled on the screen, and then said with a smile, "Because I want to see the young lady saw it off..."

A helpless smile flashed across his face, Li Ye stepped forward and patted Kanan on the head lightly, and then said softly: "Keep your voice down, Tong is still studying."

Sitting in front of Li Yexing's desk, Hitomi Qiandao, who was wearing a white kimono, looked up blankly as if she heard Li Yexing calling her name. English: "Welcome home."

Li Yexing nodded. He went straight behind Hitomi Qiandao, supported the table with his hands, looked at the English textbooks placed on the table by Hitomi Qiandao, and read softly: "BSAA, the full name is Biochemical Terrorism Defense and Assessment Alliance Organization, As an armed force under the United Nations, they have been committed to combating biochemical terrorism on a global scale...Damn it, this thing is still being tested in the current English exam?"

This sentence was spoken too fast, Hitomi Chishima couldn't understand, but she didn't care too much, she took out the English dictionary silently, Hitomi Chishima flipped through it quickly, and then carefully wrote a string Japanese.

Li Yexing originally wanted to sit down and watch the news, but after seeing Hitomi Qiandao studying hard, he dismissed his thoughts and turned his head to look at his newly changed desk. Except for the keyboard and mouse, documents and soot In addition to the tank, there is an extra row of kitten stickers and various figures. Compared with the mercenary leader, the style of the desk is more like a game self-media channel. When you look up, you can still see the opposite wall There are Predator masks and ritual fox masks hanging on it...

The overall painting style of my office has begun to be incompatible with the big cesspit of Lopulus.

"Sir, you're back..." Just as Li Yexing was about to go back to his room and change into a set of home clothes, Rita, wearing a backless black silk maid outfit, came out from the corridor at the back. She was overjoyed when she saw Li Yexing , Then he frowned slightly and said with a slight brow: "Sorry, sir, because I was tidying up the kitchen just now, so I couldn't greet you at the first time. I will make a cup of black tea for you later."

"There's no need to apologize, Rita..." Li Yexing shook his head, then said with a smile, "But please make me a cup of black tea or something."

"Okay, sir." Rita smiled.

Taking advantage of Rita's time making tea, Li Yexing returned to the bedroom, took off his coat, changed the jeans on his legs into loose sweatpants, and then returned to the office. As soon as he came back, Rita left with a small tray When she came over, she smiled and said, "Sir, your black tea."