My Girls Are All Biochemical Monsters, What Should I Do?

On the other side, Jack was already dumbfounded, but Gretel's eyes lit up and said, "My brother is so cute!"

"Tsk, Celestial Kungfu..." Li Yexing stood up, staggered to Hansel's side, and said with a smile, "Come on, I just want to tell you about Celestial Kung Fu while I have time today." Essence, come, follow my actions..."

After all, Li Yexing stood up straight, with his feet slightly spread apart, and the hidden gloom between his brows was replaced by a trace of righteousness and calmness. After finishing the pose, he said with a serious face, "Hansel, are you ready?"

"Get ready, big brother!" Hansel imitated Li Yexing and put on a posture, his eyes full of anticipation.

"Very good..." Seeing that Hansel imitated his posture and put on a posture, Li Yexing nodded in satisfaction, with a look of "teachable children", he said to Hansel in a low voice: "Now, follow me I do this move..."

After all, Li Yexing's outstretched left palm gently hooked his fingers, and Hansel immediately said excitedly: "Big brother, is this a provocation for the enemy to come over?"

"That's right..." Li Yexing nodded.

"And then?" Hansel asked expectantly.

"Then the other party will call desperately..." Li Yexing said with a smile.

"And then what?"

"And then?" There was a cold smile on the corner of his mouth, and Li Yexing said wickedly: "When the enemy rushes up unsuspecting, you will suddenly use the hand behind your back to draw out your hand axe, and the ax will be thrown away. His brain was split open! Red and white were scattered all over the ground!"

The smiles of Hansel and Gretel froze at a speed visible to the naked eye, and Jack's facial muscles twitched violently.

On the other side, Li Yexing, who has entered the state of being a preacher, is still talking with eloquence: "Of course, you can also draw a gun. A gun is better than an axe. After all, the times have changed, hasn't it?"

"Big brother is lying! This isn't the kung fu of the Celestial Dynasty!" After a long while, Hansel and Gretel said in unison with their mouths full of resentment.

"No!" Li Yexing waved his hands and said, "What is kung fu? Kung fu is a killing technique, and it is used to kill people. In other words, as long as it can kill, everything is kung fu. Fist and kick are kung fu, pistols and automatic rifles are kung fu." Kung fu, heavy machine guns, armored vehicles and rocket bombs are also kung fu, nuclear bombs are also kung fu..."

Speaking of this, Li Yexing sighed faintly with his hands behind his back, "Kungfu, isn't it such an inconvenience..."

Seeing Li Yexing's crazy appearance, Hanke knew that Li Yexing drank too much...

Feeling that they were fooled by their favorite big brother, Hansel and Gretel looked dissatisfied. They were about to refute something when the phone rang suddenly. Zhong took out his mobile phone, looked at the caller ID, connected the call, and said, "Is it Rita?"

"What? You guys are coming back? So soon? Bai Muqing messed things up?"

"It's done? Is it true or not? Just rely on her?"

"You tell her to shut up, where is the jerk who is complaining?"

"What? How much did I drink? I didn't drink much honey, I just took a sip..."

"Okay, okay, stop drinking, I'll pick you up right away..."

After hanging up the phone, Li Yexing turned around, picked up the remaining half bottle of wine on the table and drank it down, then put the empty bottle behind the two long rows of empty wine bottles under the counter, and smiled at Hank at the same time She smiled and said, "I'm going to pick up my wife, Rita's business is over..."

"Really?" Hearing Li Yexing's words, Hanke stood up and said, "It's just right, I'll pick up Xiao Jiang, we two will drop by, and I'll drive."

"Are you drunk and driving?" Li Yexing asked with raised eyebrows.

"It's okay..." Hank shook his head and said, "Who cares about drunk driving in Loples?"

After a while, Hank put on his coat, and under the watchful eyes of Fisher, Jack and Gemini Killer, two big drunk men walked out of the bar one after the other...

One more.

This kind of daily volume must be based on joy, I hope you don't think it is too noisy.

Volume 6.5 Extra.5-[-]. Macho New Year ([-])

The black van drove out of the checkpoint guarded by the Itonia government army, rolled over the snow and went straight to the outside of Loples. Inside the van, Li Yexing, who was sitting on the co-pilot, opened the window and looked out the window. The retreating trees let the cold air dispel their alcohol.

Behind Li Yexing, Hank lay on his back on the car seat, staring blankly at the roof of the car, with a look of lovelessness on his face.

"It's not enough, Mr. Death..." Looking at the depressed Hank through the rearview mirror, Li Yexing said with a smile: "Isn't it just that the car was impounded? It's not that I won't return you. I really didn't expect you to be so kind." The petty bourgeois side..."

"Fucking..." Hank cursed, frowned and said, "I really didn't expect that there would be someone checking for drunk driving in this damn place, and it's a gangster!"

In the driver's seat, Bugarati in white said in a deep voice: "Please understand, if we were too lazy to care about this kind of thing in the past, but these days, it's better for you to be quiet, and Joba's mood is a little irritable... "

"I understand..." Li Yexing nodded and said, "Is it because of the car that smashed into the door of your hotel?"

"That's right..." Bugarati nodded, with a somewhat helpless expression on his face.

About a week ago, a local mercenary drove drunk and crashed into the Passion Hotel in order to avoid a stray cat that suddenly appeared on the street.

The Italian golden curly's lungs are about to explode.

"I remember that guy also seems to be from the Celestial Dynasty, and his nickname seems to be 'King'..." Li Yexing said uncertainly, groping his chin.

"It's him..." Bugarati nodded.

"That's not right..." Li Yexing frowned and said, "I remember that the king's legs were sawed off? How did he drive?"

"The prosthesis..." Bugarati explained: "It's not flexible at all, and when I was drunk, I stepped on the accelerator as a brake..."

"Unlucky..." Hank, who was getting angry, couldn't help cursing in a low voice: "You have no legs, you drive a car!"

"Don't worry too much about it, you are Li's friend, right? You can go to the office building and drive your car away in a few days..." Looking at the increasingly irritable Hank through the rearview mirror, Bugarati smiled and said: "Since I found out, I still have to do it, otherwise how can we hang out in Loples? Let’s understand each other, didn’t I also drive you off myself?”

The anger on his face dissipated slightly, and Hank said to Li Yexing through the rearview mirror: "You really have a lot of face."

Li Yexing smiled, but did not speak.

Along the road between the mounds, the van drove all the way, then turned into a newly built road, and went up the hillside. It didn't take long for them to reach their destination.

It used to be an open space full of weeds, but now it is surrounded by concrete walls with layers of barbed wire, which looks like the outer walls of a prison. The walls on both sides are in front of the road. It was cut off, with a half-open metal gate sandwiched between them, and a huge logo was drawn beside the metal gate, which was a pattern outlined with stick figures, and the content was probably a thumbs up, smiling People, under the logo, there is a row of English letters: Durand Medical Technology Co., Ltd.