My Girls Are All Biochemical Monsters, What Should I Do?

"What about Tiriris?" Tiriris said a little displeased, "Who will play Tiriris?"

"I'm afraid the crew couldn't find an actor more beautiful than Tiriris..."

"Who will play Tillylian?"

"I guess I can't find it..."

"Who's going to play Miss Harper?"

"You mean Big Harper or Little Harper?"

Suddenly, Tiriris turned her head, she stared at Li Yexing and asked, "What's the big one?"

"I'm old." Li Yexing raised his hand to calmly deal with Tiliris who was thinking crookedly, and rubbed Tiliris' head vigorously while chuckling: "You little brain, what are you thinking? Infected by your sister?"

Quickly putting her little feet down from the chair, Tiriris proudly puffed out her chest while saying expressionlessly: "The size of Tiriris is beyond the reach of the stupid Tilly Lian in her entire life."

"Okay, don't make trouble..." Li Yexing put his chin on Tiliris' shoulder and whispered to Tiliris softly, "Let's watch a movie... "

On February [-]th, the day after Valentine's Day, only Li Yexing and Tiriris were left at home. After fighting with all the girls until dawn on Valentine's Day, Li Yexing decided to recuperate in preparation for another battle. And the way he chose to cultivate himself was to find a pirated website and watch the latest Hollywood blockbuster in country A based on real events——"High Oak City Has Fallen" with Tilly Liss.

Generally speaking, the plot is very clichéd, basically, after the High Oak City incident broke out, the agents of country A, who were framed by senior officials of country A, sneaked into the crisis-ridden high oak city with a group of mercenaries, and successfully rescued them under great pressure. The president of country A cleared his grievances for himself. In this movie, Li Yexing and Leon in the real incident were merged into one person, and the Huanya Armed Forces became the local BW company of country A. All the members participating in the war were The retired special forces of country A full of patriotism, but the agents based on Helena have changed from the unlucky DSO involuntarily to the out-and-out villain, replacing the black Umbrella executive Masamichi Miyamura in the real incident, In the final confrontation, he was beaten to death by the protagonist on the roof.

"This is nonsense..." Li Yexing sneered and shook his head as he watched the protagonist press the villain on the top of the building and beat him in the face, "Mayamura Miyamura is comparable to the inner man who used to replace Helena." The performance of Ghost Agent is too strong, really, aren’t you making a movie? Be more courageous and make the villain more powerful, you are too ordinary, right?”

"If you shoot the enemy so realistically, wouldn't the weak protagonist have no chance?" Tiriris whispered, "In the final analysis, it's still too weak, and Ye Xing should play it himself."

After a slight pause, Tiliris continued: "By the way, take Tiliris."

"Well, it's probably a film used to promote Benford's re-election..." When the film came to an end, when the convoy led a group of policemen, mercenaries, and Mr. President to successfully break out from the street, Li Yexing Nodding his head, he commented: "The only part of the whole film that has been restored is the part where Benford fights the hunter. Good guy, I really restored every action, which is a little bit like the video that went viral on Twitter. not bad..."

"Boring, since you can't make a good plot, then don't shoot a plot..." Compared to Li Yexing, Tilly Lisi's evaluation was much harsher, she said with a blank expression: "It's better to watch Japanese movies, no With complex lines and complex plots, you can also learn a lot of practical knowledge."

Li Yexing was slightly taken aback when he heard Tiliris' words, then lowered his head, and locked his eyes on Tiliris' body. On the other side, as if realizing that he had slipped his mouth, Tiliris suddenly fell silent. He just silently looked at Li Yexing.

"When I'm not at home... you're the one who uses my computer to watch short movies?" After a long while, Li Yexing asked with a look of astonishment.

"It's Tilly Lian." Tilly Lisi replied blankly.

"No, you seem guilty, Tiriris, it must be you?!"

"It's Rita..."

"No, no, it must be you..."

"It's Kanan and Xiaobai...and Hitomi..."

"Should Lisa be next? Are you going to tell everyone all about it?"

"Okay..." Tiriris whispered, "In fact, everyone watched it."

"It's strange for me to believe you!"

"It's true..." Contrary to Li Yexing's expectations, Tiliris nodded and said with a firm face: "When Yexing was teaching Tililifa, everyone watched it together for an entire afternoon. , at first it was Tillyris and Rita, then Hitomi and Kanan, Tillylian covered her eyes and watched from between her fingers, then Alexisa, with a very interested look, and finally Xiao Bai, obviously no one forced her, but she leaned over with a face of reluctance..."

Raising his hand, he gently rubbed the bridge of his nose, Li Yexing felt a little numb.

Chapter 112. The Song of the Macho ([-])

When only Li Yexing and Tiriris were left in the office, the bored two had to rely on watching some weird movies to pass the time. After the sound filled the office, the two huddled in the boss's chair showed an amazing husband and wife appearance.

Putting their chins on top of Tilly Lise's head, and hugging Tilly Lise tightly with both arms, Li Yexing and Tilly Lise both looked expressionless. They looked at the eyes of the man and woman on the screen, just like researchers from the Nibelungen Looking at monkeys infected with the virus.

bored...

"You don't like Yexing?" A moment later, Tilly Lisi asked in a low voice, as if she had sensed Li Yexing's subtle emotions.

"Tiliris likes it?" Li Yexing asked back.

"I don't like it..." Tilly Lisi shook her head honestly, and explained with a blank expression: "But the idiot Tilly Lian said that men on the forum especially like to discuss movies that depict human mating scenes, saying that men are It's the kind of movie that gets exciting when you watch it..."

"I can't, Miss Tiriris, I can't do it..." Raising his hand, pointing at the woman on the screen, Li Yexing raised his eyebrows slightly and said, "You want me to be jealous of this girl with fat legs and buck teeth?" Reaction? Is this a bit too difficult for me? It's all your fault, you have raised my vision of women too high, apart from you, my eyes can no longer accommodate other women. "

"That's it..." After thinking about it carefully, she seemed to think that what Li Yexing said made sense. Tilly Lisi closed the web page silently, then turned her head and asked Li Yexing expressionlessly: "Yexing wants to see Is Tirilith off?"

"I want to, but not now..." Burying his face into Tiliris' neck, taking a light breath, Li Yexing whispered: "Yesterday Valentine's Day was tossed too hard by you, I'm so tired, you have to Give me a break..."

"According to Yexing's physical recovery ability, Yexing is now fully capable of doing what he did yesterday..." He put his back close to Li Yexing's arms, letting the warmth from Li Yexing pass through his thin body. When the vest reached the skin, Tiriris blinked and asked, "Nightwalk, are you tired?"

"It's not greasy, and the body is gradually getting used to it..." Li Yexing rubbed the softness and slipperiness of Tilly Lisi's neck with the tip of his nose, and said with resentment: "The main problem is that I am tired. In the two rounds, the enthusiasm was still high, but in the last two rounds, I always felt a little trance, or... numb, it was mental exhaustion, I thought I needed to rest..."

A trace of regret flashed in her eyes, Tilly Lisi curled up her knees again, and put her feet on the edge of the boss chair. She crossed her hands around her knees, and buried her small face between her knees, revealing only two slightly glowing red eyes. eyes, and then said with a sigh of relief: "Oh..."

"What's the matter? Is Tiriris feeling bored?" Seeing the listless look of the silver-haired girl, Li Yexing asked softly.

"Stupid Tilly Lian is not here, Rita is not here, Kanan is not here, Tong is not here, Xiaobai is not here, and Alexisa is not here..." Tilly Lisi muttered softly: "The house...is so deserted."

"I can't help it, everyone has been busy recently..." Li Yexing muttered in a low voice: "I really don't understand why the two bastards, the Italian and Yegel, insisted on doing this. Is it really because of this?" How many years have you earned too much?"

The busyness of the Li family office, or the Huanya Armed Forces and even the entire Lopulus, began with the crazy vision of the two giants of Lopulus. "After the report, the local military and gangsters had a whim, and wanted to hold a festival that only Lopulesians would celebrate. On the festival day, a grand celebration at the town level would be held, with food, wine, and performances by various locals. The carnival brought cultivates the sense of belonging and honor of the Lopulus people.

Then, the problem arises.

Different from the outside world, Lopulos is a city with a large number of foreigners but poor population mobility. There are huge cultural differences among villains from all over the world. At first, Chobana proposed to hold a celebration at Christmas. But it was soon opposed by Yeger, because he was worried that those residents of extreme beliefs who said they believed in Allah but hadn't even read the "Koran" would conflict with Christians at the ceremony.

When the time of the festival collided with personal beliefs, the two giants of Lopulus were surprised to find that they could not think of a good solution. Just when they were at a loss, Bai Muqing, the spokesperson of the third giant Li Yexing Said: "Then celebrate a festival without gods, such as the Spring Festival in the Celestial Dynasty."

Recalling the moment when he spoke, Bai Muqing, who was so busy that he was about to die from overwork, just wanted to travel back and slap himself to death for talking nonsense.