My Girls Are All Biochemical Monsters, What Should I Do?

"Don't drink too much..." The side edges of the black nails cut open the scotch tape tied on the wine box like a blade, Bai Muqing frowned slightly while taking out the bottles of beer and placed them on the table: "I don't want everyone to get drunk all at once."

"It's okay, Miss Bai..." Tilting her head slightly, Rita raised her hand, caressing her cheek, and said to Bai Muqing with a smile, "Even if everyone is drunk, I will make everyone drunk. Send all of An'an's home."

"I'm not worried about us, it's them..." Pointing his thumb at the noisy crowd on the side street, Bai Muqing said with displeasure: "If everyone is drunk, who will work for a while? Fang and the gangsters are all unreliable, if a group of drunks who are stumbling around are drunk, they probably won't make it through tonight, and they will all be frozen to death on the street."

"I have some confidence in our partners..." After taking the beer from Bai Muqing and opening the bottle with the eaves of the table, Li Yexing raised his eyebrows lightly and said, "Don't worry, since I want you to come back and enjoy the festival, then It means that they can completely control the situation."

"I hope..." Bai Muqing couldn't help sighing as she opened the wine bottle in Li Yexing's way. She stepped on the rail under the chair with her high heels, leaned over, and gently While massaging his ankle, he said with a tired face: "I'm exhausted..."

Not intending to worry about whether Ouroboros would feel tired, watching the girls open the wine bottles one by one, Li Yexing cleared his throat, smiled lightly and said to the girls: "It's not the first time we celebrate the New Year together, and there's no need Say something more, and think about it, we lived quite leisurely in 2014 and didn't encounter any ups and downs, so let's just wish everyone a happy Chinese New Year!"

"Happy New Year!"

Accompanied by the response of the seven monster girls, Li Yexing raised the wine bottle in his hand, raised his neck and took a big gulp, while the girls around him also raised the bottles in their hands and drank freely. When Li Yexing and the girls Putting down the wine bottles in her hands one after another, Tillylian stuck out her tongue and said, "Hey, it's so bitter..."

Seeing Tillylian's embarrassed appearance, Li Yexing couldn't help but let out a chuckle, looking around at the monster girls around him, the joy in his heart gradually turned into calm, Li Yexing picked up a skewer of barbecued meat, and slightly raised the corner of his mouth Said to the girls: "Don't wait, let's start."

Finally, in this busy city, the dinner belonging to Li Yexing and the girls from the Li family began.

"It's amazing..." After eating a big mouthful of roast meat, Alexisa's orange-red snake eyes shone slightly, looking at the large skewer of roast beef that was still steaming in her hand, she said softly: "Obviously The cooking method is so rough, but the taste is unexpectedly good."

"Indeed..." Nodding lightly, Rita echoed, "Maybe we can prepare a barbecue pit, and when the weather gets warmer, we'll move out the grill and coals and have an open-air barbecue on the roof of the office." .”

"Let's prepare a copper pot..." Swallowing the beef in his mouth, Bai Muqing said casually, "I have a copper pot at home. The hot pot cooked is very delicious, and the wild dog knows it."

"Oh! That pot!" Recalling the previous week when he lived in Bai Muqing's hometown, Li Yexing echoed excitedly: "That pot looks very old-fashioned, but the food it cooks is really good! Northeast sauerkraut, Vermicelli, pork belly, and oysters... tsk tsk tsk, there is nothing to say!"

"Oh? That's really good, open-air hot pot and open-air barbecue..." Touching his chin lightly, Hitomi Qiandao murmured softly: "If the weather is cold, you can also cook something like Oden..."

"It's great, life is so leisurely..." After taking a sip of beer, Kanan subconsciously stretched his hand into his pocket, but before he could take out the cigarette and lighter together, she bumped into Bai Muqing's cold Sight.

With an awkward smile on his face, Kanan angrily pulled his hand out of his pocket.

"So, in the future, can the perverted brother-in-law also roast beef?" Tillylian, who was eating with a mouth full of oil, said excitedly, putting a bare iron pick on the corner of the table: "My lord also wants to eat roasted chicken wings and roasted ham !"

Holding an iron stick in each of her left and right hands, the expressionless Tiliris sipped from left to right like a ruthless eating machine, not intending to participate in everyone's topic at all.

The ice cream signs painted in various colors are turned over, implying that the ice cream stalls are closed. The black plastic sheet can keep out the cold wind, but it can’t isolate the noise around them. Under the lively noise, Li Yexing and his girls Talking and laughing, beside them, from time to time, passing Loples people will stop their eyes on them for a while, and then leave quickly. Get up, amidst the excited roar, there is also vaguely mixed with the sound of gunshots.

"Oh? They seem to be making a fuss..." Stretching his neck subconsciously, looking outside the booth, Li Yexing asked curiously, "What's going on?"

"Normal situation..." Bai Muqing glanced at the fast-moving Vacheron Constantin watch on his wrist, pushed his glasses, and said with a cold arc at the corner of his mouth: "The climax of tonight's festival is coming."

Chapter 136. The Song of the Macho ([-])

In the cold, accompanied by excited shouts and sporadic gunshots, the mafia godfather Ciobana and the local warlord Yeager climbed onto the crooked metal stage one on the left and one on the right. Under the white light, the two looked at the mountains below. The thugs who shouted Tsunami looked at each other again. After a long time, Yegel reluctantly picked up the trumpet that was thrown on the ground under the encouraging eyes of Chopper.

"Stop it! Stop howling! You bloody scum! Also, stop shooting! Be careful not to hit someone!" Holding a horn, the man in a green army overcoat looked hopeless. Yegel didn't have a trace of military officer's temperament on his body, and he looked like a veteran rogue. When the citizens of Loples in the audience became quieter, he continued: "In short, you have also seen it, distinguished big man, Our boss Li ran off with his wives in his arms, and this damn Italian is a slacker who won't work. He asked me to host the festival tonight. Mom, you think I can host the festival person?"

"Like!" Vaguely, a group of green uniforms shouted excitedly from the crowd.

"Very well, there are more reasons to shoot you guys. After the ceremony, I will take care of you..." With a grim smile, Yegel pointed at the adjutant under the stage and said loudly: "Yes! Kay! That's right. You! You were the happiest shouting just now! Hurry up and eat more delicious food these days! You will have no chance when you are buried!"

Immediately, Kai's face froze again.

"Anyway, the situation is like this, even with a loudspeaker, I don't know what to say..." Shrugging at the villains in the audience, Yegel spread his hands and said: "So, just follow the process Come on, don't make it too formal, and don't need to announce the curtain, whoever has a show tonight, remember to pay attention to the progress on the stage, don't drink too much, and don't stand out, when it's your turn, you go up by yourself, um, that's it ..."

He paused for a while, glanced at Ciobana beside him, and Yeager continued: "However, let's report the first program for the time being. I don't really understand what the Italians are doing. You can watch it if you have fun." it is good..."

After that, Yegel turned his head, grinning and winking at Joba.

"Mr. Yeager..." With a refined smile on his face, Choba slightly curled the corner of his mouth and said, "Your opening speech is really unique, just like the piss of a frog."

Sitting under the stage, still some distance away from the stage, Li Yexing turned his body slightly, stretched his neck and looked at the stage in the distance, and said with a surprised look: "I saw Tilly Lian taking Duergen and the others to set up a stage earlier. I was quite surprised at the time, I didn't expect that these guys really wanted to act on the show..."

"Although limited by the conditions, the layout of the venue is somewhat sloppy, but in terms of process, we have tried our best to design it..." Sipping beer, looking at the cheering crowd outside, Hitomi Qiandao said softly: "This It's easy to say, but it's surprisingly complicated to do, after all, while designing the process, we also have to take into account the local...folk customs of Loples."

"Issues of public security during the festival!" Bai Muqing pointed out the key point, leaning on the back of the chair and slumped on the chair, holding the beer bottle in his hand and frowning slightly: "If these villains get into a mess, there will be no one at all." They can be suppressed, and the so-called order maintainers are thankful that they don't get involved..."

"Rita feels that there is no need to worry too much..." Turning her head, watching the noise outside, Rita chuckled and said, "Obviously, the citizens of Loples will enjoy this hard-earned carnival At night, they complied quite well with the request that Mr. made at the beginning."

Nodding subconsciously, Li Yexing had a vague smile on his face. At this moment, suddenly, the crowd outside became frenzied again, while Tiliris, who was sitting next to Li Yexing, remained indifferent. He raised his head and said expressionlessly, "It's started."

Accompanied by Tirilith's whispers, several men in strange costumes stepped onto the stage in the cold tens of degrees below zero, and stood in two rows on both sides behind Qiaobana. Seeing this combination, Li Yexing gave a slight smile. I was taken aback, and I thought, isn't this Jobana and his group of cronies who seem to be angry?

What is this going to do?

Before Li Yexing could react, the white lights on the stage suddenly went out, and the whole stage was instantly plunged into darkness. In the darkness, a group of mafia people stood upright, and they didn't know whether the standing posture was rehearsed before or It was said that it was frozen out, and with the restlessness of the villains in the audience, suddenly, the lights turned on again, green, blue, pink, white... Various colored lights flashed alternately, illuminating the stage, Amidst the flickering lights, the familiar sound of music came.

Li Yexing was somewhat familiar with this music. If he remembered correctly, he seemed to have heard it in Bugarati's car...

“Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level, Coming from my mind!”

“Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level, Coming from my mind!”

Accompanied by the brisk yet inexplicably angry music, on the stage, the enthusiastic Mafia people headed by Giovanna danced in a uniform but extremely magical posture. They all looked stern, moved their feet, and waved Arms, under the flickering lights, posed one after another in seemingly undifficult but extremely weird poses. Perhaps they were frightened by this dance. For a while, there was no sound from the audience, but it was only a moment of silence. Excited cheers and sporadic gunshots once again filled the entire street, followed by bursts of applause, constantly beating along with the magical song "Canzoni Preferite".

Sitting under the stage, watching the Italian people twisting and turning on the stage, Li Yexing, who was drinking beer and eating meat, was already dumbfounded. After a long time, he raised his eyebrows slightly and said: "I really didn't watch it." Come out, the Italian still has these two tricks..."

"I was quite surprised when I first found out that they were going to dance..." Tilting her head slightly, looking in the direction of the stage, Bai Muqing's brows that were always tangled together finally relaxed slightly, she nudged her glasses and commented: " Although I don't really appreciate it..."

"This is a very tense dance..." As a foreign miko who has danced the witch goddess music at the Nagaba Cherry Blossom Festival many times, Hitomi Chishima is a little more authoritative in this regard, watching the strange dancers on the stage. Weird men and their weird dances, she said softly: "Every switch between movements seems to be very forceful, directly hiding the excessive movements between movements, so that it will It seems that every movement is very abrupt, and with this amazing order, it directly makes this unique dance step have a very strong visual impact..."

"What is this? An evaluation from a professional?" With a chuckle echoing Hitomi Qiandao, Li Yexing turned his head and said to the girls beside him as if he suddenly remembered something: "Speaking of which, what did you participate in this festival?" Is it a show? Like Hitomi, that dance you danced in Japan..."

"If Yexing-kun wants to watch it, you can dance to him alone..." Smiling softly at Li Yexing, Hitomi Qiandao said helplessly: "I always feel that everyone in Lopulus won't like that kind of music." The soft and slow dance..."

"Besides, we all have things to do, so how can we have time to prepare for any program?" Bai Muqing frowned slightly, and said resentfully, "It's not like a certain wild dog who is idle at home..."