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"Speaking of which, boss, have you prepared a show?" Kanan suddenly became interested, and asked with a light smile.

"The perverted brother-in-law prepared a show?" Hearing Kanan's words, Tillylian asked subconsciously.

"Let me go..." Shrugging helplessly at the girls, Li Yexing said with a wry smile, "I don't even know the process of this festival, so how could I prepare the show in advance? You guys are too embarrassing I'm..."

Chapter 137. The Song of the Macho ([-])

Soon, the gangster prepared by Jobana and his cronies was over. When the white lights came on again, amidst a burst of excited cheers and applause, a crowd of gangsters with bruised noses and swollen faces hugged their arms. Shrugging off the stage, even Chopper, the godfather, looked rather embarrassed. For a while, the audience roared with laughter.

According to what Yegel said before, there is no curtain call between the programs, and it is up to the participants to grasp the sequence in order. Therefore, before the Italian gangsters went down for a long time, a group of people in black combat uniforms moved all kinds of things. Various musical instruments took to the stage.

"Ah! It's a rooster head!" Looking at the strong Mohawk standing at the front with a bass hanging on his chest and constantly trying to adjust the height of the microphone, Tillylian said excitedly.

"Really?!" Stretching his neck subconsciously and looking at the stage not far away, Kanan said with surprise, "Wow! Is it really Durgen?!"

"People on our side also participated in some programs..." On the other side, looking at the Huanya mercenaries on the stage with drum sets and various musical instruments, Bai Muqing frowned slightly and said in a low voice: "On weekdays I really can't see how versatile these guys are..."

After a while, after adjusting the equipment, Duergen, who was standing at the front, held the microphone, blew two breaths, and then said in a deep voice, "Hello? Hello? Audition, audition, very good..."

"Try the sound of a fart! What kind of singer are you pretending to be?! Hurry up!" Immediately, the villains booed from the audience.

"Don't worry, I'll go down and concoct you as soon as I finish singing..." Duergen showed a cruel smile to the audience, patted the microphone in front of him again, and after confirming that the microphone was fine, he turned around, He nodded to his old comrades-in-arms for many years, and gave a thumbs up.

As the stage dimmed a little bit, the sound of music gradually sounded. Hearing the familiar prelude that was almost engraved into DNA, Li Yexing in the audience was slightly taken aback, and then he was a little surprised and said: ""We Will Rock You" "!"

"This is Queen's classic song, it will last for a long time..." Alexisa, who had been silent for a long time, finally couldn't help but whispered: "Lopules is really A magical city that brings me different surprises every day..."

Accompanied by the familiar prelude, the citizens of Roples in the audience stopped shouting and shouting. They watched Durgen and his band on the stage, and then began to clap their hands lightly with the rhythm. , and the rhythmic applause was like a virus, spreading wildly among the crowd in the audience. Amidst the applause, Duergen finally had a smile on his face. He held the microphone and used his unique Singing in a low voice:

"Buddy you're a boy make a big noise Playing in the streets gonna be a big man someday..."

"You got mud on your face You big disgrace..."

"Kicking your can all over the place..."

"Singing!"

Accompanied by Duergen's "singing", the villains in the audience clapped their hands and sang in unison: "We will we will rock you! We will we will rock you!"

"Haha!" Unable to hide his pride anymore, Duergen's singing became more high-pitched and more powerful, as if he wanted to use his singing to smash the upheaval and bitterness of his wife's betrayal and shooting of the chief. , the audience, as if resonated by Duergen's singing, recalling the unbearable past, the singing of the Roples villains also became very high.

"It's incredible cohesion..." Bai Muqing couldn't help but whispered while watching the scene in front of him.

"It's nothing strange..." Leaning back in his chair, enjoying the chorus that filled the entire street like a war song, Li Yexing said softly: "I told you that people are not born to be villains, these guys Although they are not good people, most of them are not absolute villains, they are just a group of unlucky people who have been abandoned and rejected by the outside world."

"Just like us..." Tiriris, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said.

The singing didn't last long, and soon, the shocking chorus ended. When the music ended, Duergen stood up straight with a grim expression. He raised his hand and pointed his middle finger at the villains present. Loudly roared: "Fuck the world!"

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!"

Immediately, Durgen's roar was greeted with cheers from the villains.

"Aren't these guys easy to understand?" Looking at the rascals of Roples who were roaring wildly, a trace of melancholy suddenly appeared on Bai Muqing's face. She leaned on her chin and said with a reddish complexion: "I suddenly feel like I'm an idiot..."

"I agree..." Leaning close to Bai Muqing's ear, Kanan nodded and said, after hearing this, Bai Muqing frowned slightly and kicked Kanan lightly, which made Kanan giggle.

Just like before, there was no curtain call between the shows. After the Tillylian team of the Huanya Armed Forces moved the instrument down, a familiar figure walked into the field of vision, and Tyrese was wearing a green army coat. , carrying a steel rod with a cement pile on her shoulder, she stepped onto the stage as if she was carrying a sledgehammer. When she got to the center of the stage, she turned around and smashed the steel rod on her shoulder. On the stage, suddenly, with a loud "boom", the metal platform was hit by a cement pile to make a dent.

Looking at Tyrese standing on the stage wearing a coat, there was a burst of laughter from the audience, and a person standing in the front row asked loudly: "Isn't this Tyrese?! What are you here to perform?"

"Me? I'm here to dance..." Tyris smiled coquettishly, flicking the steel pipe inserted into the concrete pile beside her with her backhand.

"Hey, hey, isn't it..." The eyebrows were raised slightly, and Li Yexing's expression became a little subtle.

Sure enough, just as Li Yexing had imagined, as the lights on the stage turned pink and the sound of enchanting music sounded, Tyrese, who was standing on the stage, took off her green military coat and revealed The body wrapped in the red sexy lingerie began to twist around the steel pipe.

Immediately, cheers and whistles rang out, and the smell of a man in heat instantly filled the entire long street. In this warm atmosphere, Tyrese, who was hanging on the steel pipe, showed her body to the extreme, making various Such a difficult movement, even Qiandao Hitomi couldn't help but widen his eyes and sighed: "Then... is that really a movement that humans can make? What an amazing flexibility!"

The crimson eyes were about to burst into flames. Tilly Lisi stood up abruptly, and quickly ran behind Li Yexing, covered Li Yexing's eyes with her small white hands, and at the same time remained expressionless. He said: "You are not allowed to watch at night."

"Sir... Do you like this style?" Frowning slightly, watching Teres who was tossing and turning on the steel pipe, Rita rubbed her chin and said with a slight frown: "It is indeed a very difficult dance , but it's still acceptable for Rita, if the husband likes it..."

"Wow..." Kanan murmured softly, "You really deserve to be a maid..."

After all, Kanan touched Bai Muqing's elbow, and whispered to Bai Muqing, "Don't you think so, Xiaobai?"

"Indeed..." Looking at Teres on the stage, Bai Muqing nodded lightly. Just when Kanan thought it was Bai Muqing's approval of what she said, Bai Muqing murmured softly: "The damage to the body Flexibility, balance, and body strength all have very high requirements. Except for Miss Teres, I am afraid that there are not many women in the whole of Loples who can perform pole dancing to this level, but if it is me, I should It can be done..."

"It's over..." Turning his head, Kanan turned to Alexisa and whispered: "This guy has completely turned into the shape of a maid..."

"You can't say that..." Alexisa, who shook her head at Kanan and was also watching Teresa's dance, said with a light smile: "This is a very interesting dance, which can bring women's sexiness and charm It was vividly displayed, and it seemed that I was also aroused a little bit of interest."

Chapter 138. The Song of the Macho Man (Thirty)

With Tilly Lisi's cold little hands covering her eyes, Li Yexing only saw darkness.

To be honest, Li Yexing wasn't very interested in Teres' pole dance, the only thing he cared about was... Isn't Teres cold?Wearing sexy underwear in the low temperature of tens of degrees below zero, you know, those Italians were almost frozen hard just now.

"Tiliris..." Li Yexing murmured after a while, "Can you put your hands down? It feels a little strange."

"I can't..." Tiliris, who was standing behind Li Yexing, shook her head, and looked at Terris, who was always watching Li Yexing's movements on the stage, as if in a demonstration. Let Yexing watch."

"Okay..." Li Yexing shrugged, leaned back, rested the back of his head on Tilly Lisi's chest, and said, "If you don't look at it, don't look at it."

In the darkness, Li Yexing spent five long minutes until the music ended and the cheers sounded again, and Tilly Liss let go of Li Yexing's eyes. Li Yexing turned his head and looked at the stage where the white lights were relit. Seeing Teres on the stage put on the coat she threw on the ground with a chic movement, and stared at Li Yexing at a distance of tens of meters, Teres had a complicated look on her face. After a while, she lightly He evoked a smile, then leaned over slightly, carried the steel pipe inserted into the cement pile together with the cement pile on his shoulders again with a muffled groan, and walked off the stage with catwalks.

"That lady likes my dear, right?" Leaning slightly, watching Teresa walk off the stage step by step, Alexisa narrowed her orange-red snake eyes slightly, and said with a complicated expression: "I beg you It's not like I can't understand this feeling, she's so pitiful..."