My Girls Are All Biochemical Monsters, What Should I Do?

"There's no need to sympathize with her..." Kanan frowned slightly while eating the cooled roast beef and drank a big gulp of beer, "Terris is a smart woman, a woman like her knows how to solve the problem." Own."

"What about you? Miss Mafal?" Alexisa asked with a light smile, "Are you a smart woman?"

"Sorry, I'm a stupid woman..." Kanan waved his hand, and said confidently: "It's different from that guy, I can't live without the boss."

"It's really bruised by the miss..." On the other side, Rita tilted her head slightly and smiled lightly: "I hope Miss Terese can learn to give up soon."

"In the final analysis, it's the wild dog's fault..." With a slightly drunken face, Bai Muqing stared straight at Li Yexing with a cold face and said, "You owe too much love debt."

"Don't make me sound like I'm some kind of scumbag, and after all, I don't think I owe Tyrese..." With a helpless smile, Li Yexing shrugged and raised his hand. The wine bottle said: "Drink the bar, drink first."

"Drink first!" Tillylian raised the wine bottle and echoed with a smile, like a carefree little fool.

So, just like that, everyone raised the wine bottles in their hands.

On the stage, the performance is still going on, and there are a lot of tricks, the surrounding crowd is noisy, and the cheers are endless, especially when the disabled Mr. King performed a [-]-degree spinning top with a kitten Pixar wheelchair on his head. After spinning, the cheers exploded to the extreme. Outside the ice cream booth, Li Yexing and the girls drank wine while watching the performance, celebrating this unique New Year's Eve.

"Damn it, I can't stand it anymore..." After a while, Li Yexing, who was a little drunk, stood up, gently stroking his slightly swollen stomach through the black coat, and leaned over slightly: "No, I can't hold back anymore, this time it's really going to explode..."

"Are you going to throw up?" Kanan raised his eyebrows with a smoky face and said, "No way, boss?"

"No..." Moving away the chair behind him, Li Yexing walked towards the department store behind the stall while frowning tightly and said, "I'm fucking about to pee..."

"It's disgusting..." With a disgusted look on his face, Bai Muqing moved back, and Bai Muqing, who had the worst capacity for alcohol, said with a cold, reddish pretty face, "This is the dining table!"

"What's wrong with the dining table? The dining table also has three urgencies!" Li Yexing retorted with staring eyes: "Who can leave shit and fart!"

"Magical girls don't know how to go to the bathroom." Tiriris said with a blank expression.

"Ah..." Li Yexing was taken aback for a moment, then frowned and said, "Nonsense!"

"Yexing-jun, Yexing-jun..." Calling Li Yexing, attracting Li Yexing's attention, Qiandao Tong pointed down with an embarrassed expression, and said softly to Li Yexing: "Go, it's not good for your health. ..."

"Ah yes! I almost forgot! Hitomi! You still understand me!" With a sudden slap on the head, Li Yexing leaned over slightly while covering his lower abdomen and said, "Go to the toilet, pee, pee, pee..."

Watching Li Yexing enter the department store with no lights on, Tillylian tilted her head slightly and said, "The perverted brother-in-law is in a hurry..."

"My dear, I seem to be a little drunk..." Alexisa rubbed her cheeks that were also numb due to drunkenness, and said with a light smile, "My dear, you don't often see such a look."

"That means Miss Ashford hasn't spent enough time with Mr. Ashford..." She shook her head at Alexisa with a chuckle, and Rita raised her lips slightly and said, "You know, when Mr. Ashford is happy, it's easy Drunk, besides, Mr. Drunk is very cute, he will squeeze his face into Rita's arms desperately while hugging Rita..."

"He treats everyone like that when he's drunk..." Bai Muqing folded his legs, and said with a look of disgust, "Anyway, I don't like the way he looks when he's drunk, like a child who can't be coaxed well."

"Xiaobai, your drunk appearance is even more exaggerated than the boss..." Kanan reminded with a chuckle, "I still remember that night..."

"Ah!" Turning around abruptly, covering Kanan's mouth, Bai Muqing stared and said, "Don't say it!"

"Please tell me!" Leaning slightly forward, Alexisa leaned on her chin and said with great interest, "I'm very curious."

"Let me tell you, Alexisa..." Breaking free from Bai Muqing's grasp, Kanan pulled his neck desperately, with a joyful smile on his face, she was about to tell the embarrassing things about Bai Muqing after he was drunk Come, but unexpectedly, Bai Muqing hugged him directly, hugged Kanan's head tightly into his arms, and kept muttering: "Don't say anything! Kanan, you are going to die!"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow?

In the end, Bai Muqing still failed to stop Kanan.

"It's really surprising, since Miss Bai still has such a side..." Alexisa was a little surprised to see Bai Muqing who was strangling Kanan's neck with a face full of embarrassment and indignation: "It turns out that Miss Bai likes to act like a baby." Is that kind of girl?"

"I'm not!" Bai Muqing retorted loudly with his eyes wide open, like Kong Yiji in a tavern, causing the girls to burst into laughter.

Perhaps it was because all the girls present were drinking too much, and the topics began to become more and more unscrupulous. They talked about their stories from before they met Li Yexing to their respective time lengths, their good postures, and even sexual fetishes. , until a long while later, amidst the bursts of charming laughter, Tilly Lisi suddenly said expressionlessly: "Where is Nightwalk?"

As soon as this question came up, there was no laughter at the table.

"That's right, where did that wild dog go?" Frowning slightly, Bai Muqing turned her head, looked at the dark glass door of the department store and asked, "It takes so long to pee?"

"Could it be that he fell asleep in the toilet?" Kanan scratched his head and said, "Or... didn't bring any paper?"

"In that case, Yaxing-kun will call us..." Hitomi Chishima shook his head.

"I'm going to find Mr...." Rita stood up, frowning slightly, and walked towards the door of the department store, while Tillylian stood up unsteadily and said, "My lord... My lord is going too!"

Before Rita, who was walking in front, could go far, she saw Alexisa, who was slightly sideways, said with a delicate expression: "No need to go, sisters, I think... I found my dear... .”

Hearing Alexisa's words, Tiriris was slightly taken aback, then raised her head, looked at the stage in the distance, and saw a man wearing a black overcoat and a gray scarf taking a step on the stairs. Step up, this person is not Li Yexing, who else could it be?

Chapter 139. The Song of the Macho (Thirty-one)

The higher you stand, the colder the wind around you. Because you are drunk, your steps are a little heavy. Li Yexing lowered his head and looked at the steps under his feet. He let his Adidas black and white sneakers match the steps. There were bursts of "kicking" sounds, and amidst the anticipation and cheers of the villains in the audience, he carried the microphone and stepped onto the crooked metal stage.

Immediately, as if surprised by Li Yexing's appearance on stage, the audience fell silent, only a few whispers remained.

In the next second, the sky-shattering cheers sounded again, and the villains of Lopulus roared and waved their arms and wine bottles like chicken blood. Standing on the stage, Li Yexing closed his eyes and slowly Slowly opened his arms, like a god who descended into the world, until the cheers were mixed with gunshots, he smiled lightly and said: "Don't shoot, brothers, don't shoot, there are too many people below, I can't see I wonder if any of you bastards are targeting me, I know you bastards want to find a chance to kill me, I know..."

Accompanied by Li Yexing's ridicule, the audience burst into laughter.

He raised his head and looked at his ice cream stand, only to see all his girls rushing out of the stand, Tirilith remained expressionless, Rita's expression was a little inexplicable, Kanan's face was full of surprise, Hitomi Qiandao Her smile was a bit forced, but Tillylian shook her arms while cheering, Bai Muqing's face was filled with astonishment, but Alexisa was still smiling like a snake, as if she was expecting Li Yexing to meet her. What to do next.

"The ones over there! Yes! The ones over there!" Pointing in the direction of his own girl, Li Yexing chuckled with a microphone in his hand and said, "I'm sorry for the brothers over there, make room for my wives, don't crowd they..."

"Huh..." Seeing the crowd dispersed, Li Yexing let out a mouthful of alcohol, looked at his own girls standing under the stage among the villains, Li Yexing smiled lightly and said, "Don't look at me like that, I know What are you thinking, you think I drank too much, so I climbed up and wanted to make a scene, right?"

Inserting his fingers between his short black hair, Li Yexing raised his head slightly and looked at the distant sky. Without the light pollution of the metropolis, the stars in the sky looked extraordinarily bright. They were put together like a ribbon, illuminating Looking at myself in the dark...

Just like his girls.

so good...

Lowering his head again and letting his eyes pass through the crowd, Li Yexing stared at his girls, and said softly: "Sorry, wives, I actually lied to you, Chopper notified me about the process of tonight's ceremony , He also gave me a list of performances, the reason why I didn't tell you and let them keep it secret is because I want to give you a surprise..."