How Did It Become a River Crab?

"Don't worry, we will never do such an excessive thing." Mo Lan took the programmer's magic book, lit Chidori's pliers, the time flower marbles released by the little old girl, the luminous discharge of the little old bean before the war and The little melon took back the holy light technique he was going to release, and said righteously: "From the very beginning, I never thought of using violence to solve the problem."

"Then how are you going to solve the problem, my lord?" Yazi whispered BB.

"We use non-violent non-cooperation!"

Afterwards, Mo Lan let out a long cry, and a [Crab Dash] rushed to the steel gun arm shrimp who was about to shoot the second shot, and used his fragile and delicate body to block the steel gun arm shrimp who was about to launch the second wave of water !

"What are you doing?!" The steel cannon arm shrimp sister who has a very arrogant voice is startled by the sudden appearance of the crab face, "You are so handsome? Move the crab face away, so that I am in the way There's a wave!"

"So in the eyes of my fellow crustaceans, I'm also a handsome river crab... The problem is not this, stop ejaculating! It's not good for your health!"

"Go away! Believe it or not, I'll shoot you!" The steel gun arm shrimp moved at full speed, trying to free the gun line, but how could it run faster than the void swift chip with the word "quick" in its name?I saw that Mo Lan's mouthparts were almost stuck on the cannon of the cannon arm shrimp, ensuring that whenever the steel cannon arm shrimp wanted to pull the trigger, it would successfully hit a bumped head.

"Don't shoot my brother, shoot me if you want to shoot!"

"Referee! Look at it, referee! This hybrid crab that looks like a variant of the inverted world region, a mixture of rock crab and giant claw crab is harassing me!"

Under Mo Lan's physical practice (forcing the truth), the attack speed of the steel cannon arm shrimp, which was able to fluctuate once every two seconds, has been reduced to more than five seconds, and its output ability has dropped a lot. At the same time, the real dilemma Xiang Linglong encountered has nothing to do with this.

It found that it couldn't hit the little brother.

After the first few shots, the action of the fighting fire-breathing dragon in front of him more than doubled. Whenever it fired a shot, the little brother would always be able to find out the path of its shot in advance, and then avoid it sideways. Or simply punch it directly at its power point to resolve it. No matter how Xianglinglong changes his tactics, the little brother can still keep up with its pace after a short adaptation period, and find the right opportunity. A flaming iron fist hits through the crack of its attack.

In the perception of Xianglinglong, the speed of the little brother is actually not as good as it, whether it is dexterity or physical activity speed, there is an obvious gap, but it can always come first, and launch a counterattack when it does not notice , make yourself extremely passive.

Naturally, Xianglinglong would not know about the little brother's skill [Dragon Scale with Heart Eyes]. The wave of water, after gradually mastering the rules, it can also try to reduce the hit area and even avoid it. Facing Xianglinglong, a white kung fu marksmanship with a fixed number of attacks from the game, after getting used to it, it is like driving 0.5 When playing fast-paced shooting games with double speed and 1x speed players, the movement speed of the perspective will not be weakened. Naturally, you can brake everywhere and seize the opportunity.

In close-to-hand skirmishes, as long as the difference in hard power between the two sides is not too large, it is easy to be brought into his own rhythm by the younger brother, and it is also the same as [黐手] in [Wing Chun Boxing], which is his skill specialization. The martial arts principle of "separation, non-stickiness" has the same effect.At this moment, Xianglinglong has no important teammate Guoba, and the sisters were intercepted by that crab again. Naturally, they were restrained everywhere and retreated steadily.

And just when Xianglinglong was suppressed by the younger brother and seemed to be invincible, a new weight ball fell beside Erlong. At the same time, the most ordinary-looking dragon among all participating fire-breathing dragons A fire-breathing dragon rushed over from the side, obviously trying to snatch the two weighted balls on the ground.

Seeing the little brother and Xiang Linglong who were fighting in the air, the fire-breathing dragon named "Ordinary Sister" by the little brother did not hesitate, opened his arms, and shouted at the two dragons in the air: "Come down for me... [Sparks] ]!"

[Spark], power 40, special attack move, most fire-type Pokémon can learn before level 10, it is the initial and weakest fire-type skill in Pokémon.

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Now that the random trial has been carried out to the third round (although the first two rounds do not seem to be a great test of combat power...), no one would really think that what the ordinary sister will release is just an ordinary [Spark], but when When it really released its skills, the power of the so-called [weakest fire skill] was beyond everyone's imagination.

While calling out her skill name loudly, the wings on the back of the ordinary sister suddenly opened, and above the dragon wings, sparks the size of washbasins spilled out from the wing membrane like scattered missiles being launched. , which is similar to the cluster rocket big move of the hero "Pharah" in "Watching Pioneer", commonly known as justice from heaven.

These thrown sparks seem to have a tracking function. After flying into the air, half of them flew in the direction of the little brother, and the other half made a detour, and bombarded from behind Xianglinglong, facing the near Ten fire-breathing missiles flew in the air. The younger brother and Xianglinglong didn't dare to push them too hard, and immediately swooped down. Sparks exploded behind him, and the violent shock wave caused the two fire-breathing dragons in the air to lose their balance at the same time and fell to the ground. above.

What the ordinary sister releases is indeed [Sparks], but in the form of releasing nearly [-] rounds at a time, the power is increased, and it becomes a full-bomb launch type spark after a small-scale AOE.

In Mo Lan's place, he can clearly see the name data on the top of the ordinary sister's head in the auditorium. It, or she is a user of the fire-breathing dragon mechanism. There is also a faction logo on the top, which says [Occam's Razor Alliance]...

Mo Lan had heard of this faction in water forums, public beta activities and chatting with boxing sisters. It is a very bewildered extreme faction. The name of this faction comes from [William of Occam] in the 14th century. This person advocates The Occam's razor principle of "If it is not necessary, do not multiply entities", advocates simplification and efficiency improvement, and has an impact on theological and technological reforms in the Middle World, as well as Renaissance activities, and [Occam's Razor Alliance] is named after A somewhat literal interpretation of this principle.

All the members of this faction are believers in the principle of "one move is fresh, eat all over the world". A high-level member, the sixth-level user named [Invisible Gun Master] [Li Jin], its three mechanisms combined have only one attack method: props from "Doraemon", painted on the fingers and shouted "Boom" An air gun capable of firing air bullets.

In the hands of this user, the slight damage that can only make people scream pain can easily penetrate several battleships from the stellaris-X universe from the front. The level belongs to the explosive level, and the standard life is exchanged for output.

The setting of this faction is too extreme before the player enters the pit. It is risky and not powerful for users who only have one life. However, after the players enter the game, they get a large number of lazy dogs represented by Ms. Boxing Players' welcome, it is said that it has now become the top five factions in terms of player recruitment.

In addition to the ruthless air gunman, the members of the Occam's razor faction that Mo Lan has heard of also have a master of [-] beasts who can only do a sissy trick, but can make the sissy unit epic-level strengthened, and can only do Coke , but you can use a variety of cola brands to attract fans of Bai X, Ke X, and even Huichang, Arctic Ocean, Dr. Pepper and other brands to come to group fights and fish in troubled waters to entertain players.

In addition, there are users who can only make one-handed pothole traps, but the pothole traps they made have been educated in military academies, can fight guerrillas, organize armed forces behind enemy lines, and give speeches before the war, as well as boxing sisters who seem to be about to join this faction.Now, there is another ordinary sister Liu Weiran who seems to only lose sparks.

In the endless space, if you concentrate a little bit, you can really reach the pinnacle. Liu Weiran, who came to stir shit, successfully suppressed the little brother and Xianglinglong to a few meters away from the weight ball. A device that glows orange and has three claw-shaped structures at the front.

Liu Weiran pulled the trigger of the device, and the device immediately shot out a lightning-like traction beam, which sucked up one of the weighted balls, turned around, aimed at the platform behind her, and directly launched the weighted ball out , locked into its own platform.

[Gravity Gun], CSGO, a weapon in the masterpiece "Half-Life 2" by V Agency, the producer of Left 2 Dead [-], can pull objects and launch them, and is widely used to kill enemies and solve puzzles. Mo Lan saw this Nowadays, there are very few weapons that players know, and while lamenting that there is indeed everything in the endless space, I am also glad that the gravity gun in this person's hand is not blue, no matter what kind of blue it is. event……

One shot into the hole, Liu Weiran turned his head, and was about to suck another ball, but saw a black wheel flying towards him from the side, directly knocking the counterweight ball several meters away, and threw it to the little boy who was forced to distance himself. At my brother's feet!

This wheel is naturally Zhan Gang, the bone hammer dragon and iron palm warrior. When Liu Weiran fired violent sparks to suppress the two dragons in the air, the cool special effects and the fear that his big brother and sister were going to explode naturally made Zheng Zheng?Affection?Mutually?The fluttering Zhan Gang and the rogue panda diverted their attention, and at the same time looked in the direction of the spark explosion not far away.

But the difference is that the rogue panda just watched dully, but Zhan Gang, who had been struggling between life and death for a long time, had already reacted immediately.

Taking advantage of the one-second interval when the rogue panda regained its attention later than himself, he aimed at its right leg and used [Fa Jin], tripped it to the ground with his hands instead of feet, and pushed his belly upwards. Using Lux's professional skill [Full Body Impact], at the cost of temporarily reducing the defense power, knocked the unbalanced rogue panda out of the ground in one go!

The rogue panda who was knocked out of the ground was like Saber Oliba who was used as a stepping stone. He was shocked on the spot, fell to the ground in a daze, and could not move. In the gap of the gravity gun, it crashed into another weighted ball and passed it to the little brother!

"Gangzi, it's very good, it's very good!"

The little brother caught it steadily, threw it to the platform behind him, and gave Zhan Gang a thumbs up by the way.Seeing this, Zhan Gang breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately approached each other with his little brother, covering each other, and went to look for the next weight ball.

At this moment, the little brother and Mo Lan in the audience have already realized that the brother Zhan Gang is the most useful, not only his ability to withstand injuries and containment, but also his ability as an eternal burning fighter, in countless life and death situations. The ability to make decisions in front of the battle.

The biggest difference between players and users who are really in danger between life and death is that it is not easy for the former to quickly accumulate experience during the game and learn from failures. Without the pressure of life and death, it is difficult to instinctively optimize their own battles The way, this is the same as many people, including Mo Lan, who still has diarrhea after playing LOL skills for almost ten years.In comparison, users have to pay the price of blood for every wrong decision they make, and their combat awareness and tactical choices will naturally become more mature.

Compared with the users, the environment in which the fighters of the Eternal Burning Fighting Realm are said to be more stressful, they even retain the ancient infinite flow traditional art ability [Erase], just like a Gu field, Zhan Gang can be in such a Gu field Being in charge of the damage until now, he must have his own many strengths, which can just complement his younger brother with strong combat power but relatively poor details.

In this way, the worst thing in the audience is that the sisters on the stage are annoyed to death by crabs, and Xiang Linglong, who is incarnate as a stepping stone, loses in the sumo wrestling of the crispy panda off the stage.

"Damn it... I still think you're the coolest boy I've met this time..." Xiang Linglong stomped his feet angrily, vented his emotions, then immediately turned around to save his panda, pulled out his wound After spraying the medicine and anti-numbing medicine, I continued to look for the next weight ball.

"It seems that my little brother can be considered a handsome guy in the fire-breathing dragon circle." Mo Lan, who was stared coldly by the steel cannon arm shrimp in the audience, picked at the crab's buttocks, "In this way, we crabs are all of the same family and good-looking It’s worth it.”

"Waibi (No, I don't seem very handsome.)" the little old bean said, "Waibi (Master Gao Nut said that I might not find a girlfriend on their planet.)"

"how do I say this?"

"Correct ratio (It seems that the color of the third line on the left from the bottom to the top of the leaves on my left is too light, and it is also skewed by 6 degrees.)"

"Your aesthetics can be said to be quite standardized..."

Chapter 3.5: The Story of the Fire-breathing Beast ([-]k)

The game went on smoothly for three or four minutes. During this time, the little brother and Zhan Gang played one by one, fighting for the weight ball everywhere, but as time went by, the little brother suddenly found that the weight he had obtained now The weight of the weight ball is not enough, and it has been hovering in the 4th or 5th place among all the fire-breathing dragons.

There are many reasons for this result. Brother Chongstick, Xianglinglong is faster than the little brother, and he also has subordinates to assist him. The ordinary sister Liu Weiran has the [Gravity Gun], which is an artifact of transportation, and can often take it out at the last moment. The counterweight ball was snatched from other people's hands, and the fire-breathing dragon and Pang Panglong also had their own magical powers. In terms of the ability to snatch the ball alone, the little brother can only be said to be in the middle here.

In addition, the position of the counterweight brush, the detailed tactical arrangement, the enemy's tactics of actively avoiding combat after discovering the strength of the little brother's melee combat, and focusing on stealing the ball, all contributed to this result. The little brother knows very well , If the policy is not changed immediately, it will be difficult to make a comeback when the disadvantages continue to expand.

Seeing this scene, the little brother immediately turned his head and looked at the weight ball that was just spawned not far away. At this moment, the three fire-breathing dragons that the little brother called [Fire-breathing Beast] were rushing towards the weight ball , it exchanged a look with Zhan Gang, left and right, and rushed in the direction of the fire-breathing bia.

The field of view of the three heads is naturally wider, and the fire-breathing BI immediately noticed Zhan Gang and the little brother rolling/flying from both sides, and saw that it immediately turned the three faucets and aimed at the little brother. At the same time, he took a deep breath and began to accumulate a wave of breath attacks.

The dragon head in the middle was the first to move its mouth. It opened its mouth towards the little brother, and spewed out a series of hot flames. It was the regular special attack output skill of the fire-breathing dragon to spray flames, but when it hit the little brother, the little brother Received continuous burning damage different from the burn effect of the original work, and at the same time, the dragon's mouth on the right also moved at this moment, exhaling a series of cold frost breath forward, just like the breath of a frost dragon. It hit the little brother's body.

The little brother who was burned by flames and frost at the same time found that he not only received the burning damage from the jet of flames, but also received the deceleration effect from the frost breath. The ice was hot while the other was hot, without interfering with each other. The speed slowed down.

Obviously, this fire-breathing lance, which looks exactly like King Ghidorah's two-dimensional youth version, relies on the different breaths of each of the three heads to form a breath combo to deal damage. It is a traditional tactic of a hydra. , the head on the left side of the fire-breathing BI has also completed the accumulation, and launched an attack towards the little brother who flew into the air and was about to avoid the third breath. There is flame in the middle, frost on the right, what will be on the left?

Light and dark?Toxic?earth?Ao Neng?

No matter which one, it will definitely bring new negative effects, and make yourself fall into a passive position.

"Mouth area—"

At this moment, the dragon head on the left opened its mouth wide, and then... vomited towards the ground.

Amidst the question marks on the face of the little brother, the throat of the dragon head on the left was agitated and inflated at a high speed. After a while, an MGL six-shot grenade launcher with a structure similar to a revolver was vomited out of its mouth, just in time for a pair of small ones below. Caught by short hands.

"Beautiful third child!" The leader in the middle said happily: "We like this!"

Little brother:?

Immediately, the fire-breathing BI picked up the grenade launcher, aimed directly at Zhan Gang who was rolling over beside him, and pulled the trigger three times in succession. The three grenades exploded beside Zhan Gang, and the successive shock waves interrupted his rolling, making him Rolling to one side, the offensive was forced to be interrupted.

Immediately afterwards, the fire-breathing BI aimed the remaining three grenades at the little brother in mid-air and smashed them out. Being slowed down by the frost breath, it was difficult to dodge, so it simply pulled out the face piercer on its back, closed its eyes and pulled out one after another. The trigger detonated the three grenades one by one in front of him, reducing the damage to the minimum, and immediately swooped down, attaching the special effects of flame fist and subduing power to the muzzle, and launched a strafing fire towards the fire-breathing BI.

Facing the shotgun attack, the fire-breathing BI first used the air slash that the fire-breathing dragons could learn to try to resist, but after being hit back by the air slash of the little brother, he immediately chose to retreat back into the air, and at the same time, he breathed out again to the little one. My brother continued to apply the deceleration and burning effects, and at the same time, the left side of the head vomited twice, and vomited a bottle of good wound medicine (the potion used by Pokémon) and a CD one after another. It sprayed good wound medicine on the body for treatment With the previous injury, he closed his eyes again, opened the disc, and shot out a dazzling flash of light that covered half of the venue.

This is a one-time skill machine that engraved the Pokémon skill [Flash].

Once the distance is close enough, the power of the flash bomb cannot actually be resisted by closing the eyes. Except for the fire-breathing BI, who is the triggerer and whose effect is weakened and not affected, the little brother and Zhan Gang are both at the same time. Being blinded by the flash, temporarily losing the channel to obtain information by vision.

Even so, the little brother still didn't stop flying. It was white in front of it. Relying on its own skill [Mind-Eyes Dragon Scale], it felt the flow of the surrounding air while searching for traces of the fire-breathing bia, dodging and countering it. The air slashes coming from around him minimized the damage he received.It was successfully dragged until the moment when it regained its eyesight, and seized the opportunity to dive, avoiding the breath, and rushed to the front of the fire-breathing BI.

The fire-breathing BI is a standard special attack fire-breathing dragon. It is needless to say the result of being punched in the face by the little brother with a wrist. When observing the battle situation before, it saw how powerful the little brother is, and it immediately turned around and retreated, ready to give the weight ball to the little brother. .

But what it didn't expect was that the little brother didn't even look at the weight ball next to him. He stretched out his hands and pulled it back with a strong hand cracking his head. Shocked and angry, something vomited out of the left side of his head immediately. He looked down and saw that it was a nail gun that fired highly poisonous thumbtacks. He then cooperated with his breathing and started to circle with the little brother at close range.

"Brother, the drawing style of the dragon head on your left is so different. Is there a warehouse in your stomach or something?" While the two were fighting, the younger brother asked at a time-stop commentary-level speed.

"That's a long story." The leader of the fire-breathing bid sighed.

"It's okay, we speak fast enough."

"Okay, then let's talk about the world I live in. Millions of years ago, Pokémon Arceus created the Pokémon world, combining eighteen attributes..."

"Pause, brother, let's start with the more core part."

"To put it simply, the Pokémon world I used to live in can be regarded as a [Dark Stream] world according to the classification of Charizard Valley. In this world, Pokémon and people will die due to injuries, and the relationship between the Alliance and the Rockets The disputes between the two sides are very bloody, and innocent wild Pokémon are often involved in the battle between the two sides, and eventually die tragically."

"I used to be a wild fire-breathing dragon in the south of Hualan City in the Kanto region. One day, I went out with my brother to practice flame-throwing daily. As a result, a group of rocket smuggling gangs came out from the side of the road. When they saw us, they released twenty three The One Magneto was paralyzed in turn, and wanted to sell us to the biologists in the Galar region to do dragon body experiments. We resisted desperately, but after killing four or five magnet monsters, we were electrocuted to death. We were going to be killed on the spot by the angry Rockets, but fortunately a man with a red cap on his head who couldn't speak rushed out from the side of the road, and killed all the Rockets and sent us to the Pokémon Center."

Speaking of this, the head on the right sighed: "I am its brother. At that time, the two of us were sent to the Pokémon Center by the man who never spoke, but only said "..." with his mouth. As a result, the equipment there was destroyed by the rocket. The team broke it secretly, and the happy egg and the lucky egg were too busy. Seeing that our bodies were crippled, we lost a lot of blood, and we were about to die, a scientist named Zhenghui rushed over and said he had a problem. way, way."

"At first, our two brothers thought it was a humble resignation, but what happened?" The leader in the middle sighed: "His method is too inappropriate."

"Zhenghui took us to its research hut and put us in a combined device. This device can separate the Pokémon's body and recombine it. It is said that it was originally used to help the Pokémon. The Fossil Pokémon of the Ornithosaurus was reassembled to obtain a normal body. Right now, my brother and I are both incomplete, and we just fit together to be reborn, so let’s hang our lives first.”

"It sounds like a world, doesn't it?" the little brother asked.

"It's still considered a world here, but the problem is..." The leader on the right sighed: "During the fusion, there was a problem with the system, not only the two of us were sucked in, but also some things around us were also sucked in." Go in, smash and fuse directly into our bodies."

The dragon head in the middle said: "I fused the charcoal and the fire stone around me, so I got the ability to breathe burning flames."

The dragon head on the right said: "I fused the ice stone next to me, so I can breathe out ice."

"What about you, brother?" The little brother looked at the dragon head on the left, "I heard the story so far and you didn't seem to be involved?"

"That's natural, because my role will come at the next moment." The leader on the left said in a sad tone: "I was not injured at all. I was shopping in the Pokémon store next door. This shit machine thought I was also a fire-breathing dragon and had to be treated. Sucked my dragon and the entire Pokémon store in!"

"In the end, our three dragons completed the fusion, and we lived together up to now with the posture of three fire-breathing dragons, each retaining our sanity."

"Brother, it's no wonder the two of you were arguing about tofu nao back then. You're the only one who wants to eat black garlic, and you're really not the same person!" The little brother suddenly realized: "So you have the ability to constantly vomit items in the store? Now the Pokémon store has Are you selling grenade guns and nail guns?"

"We didn't know this until later." The leader in the middle said: "At that time, there was a small dimensional crack in the underground warehouse of the store, which connected a seemingly abandoned dimensional store warehouse with a bunch of fancy items in it. As a result, When it was inhaled, it expanded the dimensional rift, and the compressed two store warehouses were swallowed by the rift, so now every time the third child vomits, he will randomly vomit something that we don't know what it is... ...It is also because of this that we were able to travel through space and come to the valley of the fire-breathing dragon to study."

"Don't say any more, I have tasted enough." The little brother nodded and said: "It seems that I still have a lot to see."

"Then the first thing you have to learn is not to chat with the enemy in battle!" The dragon head on the left said with a smirk: "Thanks to you, I have delayed enough time to perform the special skill [Ten Deadly Vomiting] Already!"

"Then you have to learn one thing, don't accept the enemy beeping at you in battle." The little brother smiled crookedly, and pointed behind himself: "Fire-breathing BI, I... have [see through] you! "