How Did It Become a River Crab?

The fire-breather was startled, and stretched his head from side to side, and saw behind the younger brother, a dwarf inventor wearing sunglasses, under the cover of Zhan Gang who climbed up from the ground, was raising a fist in his hand towards the fire-breather. Mechanical chick!

[Gelbin Mekkatorque] Another inheritance Mo Lan obtained from Ma Qiankun!

(The data is also located in Chapter 836)

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This card comes from the Hearthstone Legend, and it is a funny entertainment orange card. Its effect in the endless space is to summon a dwarf inventor with a small battle robot, and perform a [Amazing great invention]...

The so-called [amazing great invention] is actually the maintenance robot that can repair the opposite side, the cheerleading robot that cheers people up, the chicken-changing robot that can turn itself and its teammates into chickens, and the [navigation small robot that it is using at the moment. Chicken】Choose one to summon, the practicality is far worse than that of Mo Lan's inventor friend Nangong.

But tasteless does not mean it is useless. The [Navigation Chicken] drawn at this moment is the most versatile of the four inventions. Its effect in the original work is to sacrifice yourself to draw three cards. After the endless space, It becomes to point out the weakness of an enemy in front of the player after a period of time after birth, and the analysis target chosen by the navigator chicken is naturally the fire-breathing rab in front of him (the three of them have names, but because the little brother doesn’t want to remember did not ask).

At the same time that the two of them finished hundreds of words in BB within a dozen seconds with commentary-level speaking speed, the fire-breathing BI was already preparing to compete with the ten consecutive draws, and the navigating chick was also at this moment. Mekkatorque blew himself up and turned into a golden light, pointing at a piece of meat two centimeters above the left thigh of the fire-breathing BI.

"It seems that your analysis of this weakness is not very accurate." The dragon head in the middle of the fire-breathing beast smiled, "This place is not our weakness."

"This mechanical chick is inferior." The leader on the right shook his head and sighed softly, then turned his head and said, "Third brother, come on, spray us with the same rainbow Gatling as last time!"

"No..." Looking at the little brother who was rushing to attack, the dragon head on the left looked ashen, his head was tilted backward tactically, and he almost wanted to go first, but was held back by the other two dragon heads who obeyed the majority, unable to move, so he had to say in despair : "That's my tickle!"

"what?!"

The other two faucets spoke in unison, but it was too late, the little brother's claws had already reached the itchy flesh on the left side of his head, and scratched four or five times in a second with extremely tricky and precise force!

"Don't... ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah hee hee hee hee hee!"

The faucet on the left was terrified and desperate at first, then swayed frantically back and forth in the next moment, laughing wildly with tears all over its face, the faucet shook wildly like a water spray hose that was not held by anyone, and looked extremely miserable.

The little brother took advantage of the victory and pursued, facing the breath of the other two dragon heads, he stretched out his hand and rubbed it violently!

"Accept the trick, bite the iron bone and crack!"

"Oh oh oh oh mouth area mouth area—"

The dragon head on the left has never been stimulated like this before. Subconsciously, the larynx was lost, and the head was stretched downwards, and the larynx swelled one after another. Dang even was forced to release the [Ten Deadly Vomiting] that he had just prepared!

Before the judges rush up to see what it spits out with great interest, we need to explain the vomiting mechanism of the fire-breathing dragon's left faucet. Random things are spit out from the warehouse of a huge amount of strange items, but after several years of practice, it has been able to improve the quality of the things spit out as much as possible, increase the chance of spitting out certain things, and accumulate strength to spit out a large number of items at once, etc. .

But there is a major premise to do this, that is, the fire-breathing BI must be focused enough, only in this way can it successfully spit out what it wants, but at this moment, the dragon head on the left is already in a state of ecstasy , the things it spits out... will naturally be so confusing that it doesn't know which field it comes from.

Therefore, under the shocking attention of the water fountain referee, all the audience in the auditorium, and all the contestants present, the faucet on the left sprayed out at once...

Ten Pokémon eggs.

The moment the ten Pokémon eggs hit the ground, they cracked due to the stimulation of gravity and the environment. Ten level-[-] Charmanders got their heads out of the broken eggshells, looked at the world curiously, and reflected The first picture they saw was a ferocious dragon in sunglasses tickling a three-headed fire-breathing dragon. This picture was so exciting that ten small charmanders burst into tears at the same time.

Seeing this scene, Mo Lan in the auditorium once again burst into tears.

Brother, you have surpassed the tedious realm of [bringing death to the enemy on the battlefield], you have broken away from the vulgar taste, and directly fast forwarded to the extraordinary realm of [letting the enemy man give birth to you on the battlefield] Yes, it's you, it's you!

"The game is suspended."

At this moment, the battle was stopped by the fire-breathing dragon referee, and the water-breathing dragon avatar above the auditorium fell in front of the fire-breathing BI, making the little brother and the fire-breathing BI take a step back, and wrapped the ten small fire-breathing dragons on the ground with water Got up, took out another phone, said a few words into the phone, sent over a charizard wearing a white coat of a scientific researcher, took a vacuum cleaner, and directly put the suction head into the left side of the charizard. In the throat, dozens of Pokémon eggs were sucked up after a few seconds, and the eggs with ten babies and a vacuum cleaner left in the dust, heading towards the nursery area of ​​​​the fire-breathing dragon valley.

Afterwards, the water-spraying dragon referee asked the little brother and the fire-breathing BI to stand back to their original positions, and supervised them to return to the scratching posture before the timeout. Two drops of water replenished its tears and saliva, pinched it with hands to express its exuberant expression before pulling its tongue to its mouth, then nodded in satisfaction, flew into the air, and snapped its fingers: "Competition continue!"

"Accept the trick, bite the iron bone and crack!"

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh!"

The little brother immediately continued to pinch the itchy flesh, and the fire-breathing BI continued to shout in ecstasy. Just as the little brother seized the opportunity to kill three heads with two punches and smash the head of the fire-breathing BI into the air, there was another attack not far away. Only the fire-breathing dragon arrived, it was Liu Weiran, the treasure girl who stirred up a wave of shit just now, and now wants to make another wave. The spark master opened his arms, and more than a dozen spark missiles flew from the wings again, heading towards The direction of the little brother shot out!

Just when the little brother was about to be forced to retreat again, Zhan Gang roared again, and a sliding shovel resolutely blocked the little brother's body, opened his arms, and pushed out his big palms one after another towards the flying sparks.Half of the flying sparks were blown away by his big palm, and the other half was directly sent back to Liu Weiran, and he ate the last part by himself.

[Warrior] is an advanced class in the Eternal Burning Fighting Realm, and needs to be transferred from a basic class. Zhan Gang's basic class is called [Monk], and there is a skill called [Deflecting Flying Arrows] in his skill list. The skill, which allows him to use his hands to knock away the projectiles fired by the enemy, after being strengthened by Zhan Gang, it has become an excellent defensive skill that can counter non-physical projectiles and return them directly to their original owners. In addition to the [Thick Fat] that Zhan Gang himself inherited from [Iron Palm Hercules] to reduce fire attribute damage, this wave of injuries not only helped the little brother buy enough time to act, forcing Liu Weiran to avoid it, but he also lost About 30% of the blood volume.

Zhan Gang is very clear about his own position. When all attributes are inferior to other fire-breathing dragons, his task is to act as a pawn and firefighter for his little brother, reducing damage, providing control and restraint for him, but he is covered by dragons all over his body. At the moment when the fire was burning so painfully, he still lamented the high damage of the fire-breathing dragon. He was the main T of the team, and he also had the fire attribute to reduce the damage. He bounced off more than half of the enemy's attack, but he still fell so much. The amount of blood is enough to prove their perverted degree.

Zhan Gang naturally didn't know that the reason why Liu Weiran's output was high was because she knew how to do this move, and the little brother didn't have a chance to discuss this matter with him. At this moment, it had already seized the opportunity and punched the head with two punches, reducing its blood volume to The three heads of the fire-breathing beasts that had been tortured by it were interrupted one after another, and the headless corpse fell to the ground and dissipated, entering the countdown time for resurrection.

The little brother glanced at it, and the resurrection time of the fire-breathing bid is a full 50 seconds, which is why it would rather risk the weight ball being stolen than kill the fire-breathing bia, it wants to see the resurrection time Exactly how long.

Since there are 50 seconds...

"Gangzi." The little brother threw the weight ball beside him onto his platform, and glanced at the ranking hovering around No. 4: "I have an idea."

"You said, I will fully cooperate." Zhan Gang replied immediately.

"We sharked them all."

"Okay... what did you say?"

Chapter 3.5 A string of four! ([-]K)

Zhan Gang just froze for a moment, and immediately understood what the little brother was thinking.

The death of the fire-breathing dragon proved one thing, that is, after the participating fire-breathing dragon died on the field, it took a full 50 seconds to resurrect. There is no doubt that this is a very long period of time. According to Zhan Gang’s observation, There will generally be about 50-5 weighted balls within 8 seconds, and death is equivalent to completely losing the right to compete for these weighted balls.

And since the little brother and Zhan Gang are not good at grabbing the ball and are better at fighting head-on, then it is better to find an opportunity to kill all the players at once, and then enjoy the happy time of losing the ball for [-] seconds with peace of mind. Wouldn't it be great to jump to the top two?

The plan is perfect, but this kind of statement is essentially the same as "killing all five people on the opposite side can push the tower and take the big and small dragons at will". It sounds beautiful, but it is extremely difficult to do it. All the people present The fire-breathing dragons have the level of two moves with the little brother, as long as they seize the opportunity, there is a possibility of killing the little brother, and so many fire-breathing dragon frames at the same time, the difficulty is equivalent to a wrist with no advanced equipment. Five people, unless the script is too beautiful, there is no chance.

If he did this rashly, the more likely result would be that Zhan Gang and his younger brother were killed by bamboo shoots, and they waited together for 50 seconds. The disadvantage would further expand, and he would lose the chance to change jobs that his teammates had worked so hard for...

but……

Zhan Gang didn't say "this is impossible", because he also felt that what the little brother said made sense. Even if he didn't choose to take this risk, for the two who are not good at fighting for resources, the rest of the time would be a slow death. Go for it.

Gritting his teeth for so long in the Eternal Burning Fighting Realm, Zhan Gang is very clear about one thing, he can survive in this infinite purgatory...

Only madmen who dare to do the impossible.

"I understand." Zhan Gang took out a sandwich from his backpack to restore health, and threw it into his mouth to replenish his blood volume. "I will do my best to cooperate, let's come up with a tactic."

A minute later, Brother Chongstick, who had just thrown a breeding ball onto the platform with the Giant Pincer Mantis, watched from the air, and soon saw a new weight ball falling from the sky and landed closer to him .

And when it was just about to fight with the giant pincer mantis, it saw Brother Sunglasses (that is, the code name the other fire-breathing dragons gave to the little brother in their hearts) swooping down from one side and rushing towards the weight ball. Brother immediately accelerated, ready to try to grab the ball again while the little brother raised the ball and threw it out, but saw that the little brother didn't get the ball at all, but was an iron mountain, and directly knocked him out.

At the same time, the helper of the little brother, who was called the fat man with rolling wheels by Brother Chongstick and other fire-breathing dragons, also hit a ball from the other side, and the three balls gathered together, forming a battle on the battlefield. The side presents the product in the shape of a display.

"bomb!"

Seeing the wheels rolling and shouting, the little brother immediately flew towards the direction of the three balls. Seeing this, the fire-breathing dragons around immediately guessed that this guy in sunglasses should have a trick similar to jumping off the platform, directly bouncing the three balls The way to fly to your own platform.

Three balls is not a small number, seeing this scene, brother Chong stick, Liu Weiran, the revived fire-breathing BI and Xiang Linglong immediately flew towards the little brother from four directions, trying to prevent him from bouncing the iron ball away.

The blood volume of the little brother has been roughly figured out by the four players. As long as the skill that adds shields and damage is not used, there will be no problem. As long as they have wings, they will be fine as long as they take off in time and avoid the damage range. Therefore, the four All the dragons want to not fall behind others, even Liu Weiran wants to release the AOE sparks that will not hurt him at zero distance, first kill the little brother and greatly weaken the other three dragons at the same time, and then grab the control of these three balls right.

Seeing this, the little brother took out the face piercer from behind, and shot at the fire-breathing dragons in the air with the air slash. It didn't achieve much, other than getting the four players to focus in one direction.

And this effect did not arouse the vigilance of the four fire-breathing dragons. This sunglasses man has a unique skill of pulling enemies from two directions together to stun them at the same time, but at the moment all the dragons are in the same direction, and it doesn't matter if he wants to pull...

The moment the four dragons rushed in front of the little brother, the little brother grinned and stretched out his hand to the four dragons and...the weight ball beside him.

"Fuck!"

"Mom!!"

"Dah!!"

"Run!"

The four dragons reacted at this moment, but it was too late, my little brother, he had already triggered [Strong Hand Cracking Skull] one step earlier, and at the same time held the four dragons and the weight ball of the other hand tightly, fiercely Collided together!

The foreheads of the giant pincer mantises of the four dragons and the insect stick were hit directly on the weight ball, making a crisp knocking sound, and a ring of gold stars appeared on the tops of all the dragons, falling into a state of vertigo.

The stun time of [Strong Hand Cracking Skull] is only about one second, which is obviously not enough for the little brother to instantly kill all the fire-breathing dragons without the full layer of [Deliberate Punch], but these times are enough for another People do another thing.

At the same time when the four dragons and one praying mantis were stunned by the little brother, Zhan Gang rolled in on a wheel, rolled directly into the middle of the five enemies, made a four-strand directly on the spot, and summoned the earth surface on the side , tied himself in the circle with five opponents who could kill him any one of them!

The icon of [Warrior] will not restrict the enemy to use attack skills, and there is no forced dementia effect like a single-target taunt. It is precisely because of this that this skill has the ability to group [effective for all units within the range] , from this moment on, if Zhan Gang is not dead, no one can leave this small circle, not even Shang Fei!

The little brother needs Zhan Gang to buy more than 3 seconds for it. During these [-] seconds, he has to face the siege of five strong opponents at the same time, each of which has the same strength as the elites that the previous six-member team had to face together. Ability, but even so, Zhan Gang must persevere and provide enough opportunities for the little brother.

At this moment, the little brother has already taken two steps back, seized the time, and used the skill [belly drum], his body was covered with scars, it reduced his blood volume by 50%, in exchange for increasing the damage multiplier of the Pokémon system attack skills to the maximum effect, and within the release time of this skill, the enemies in the soil surface woke up.

Their first reaction when they woke up was to tacitly aim at Zhan Gang and focus their fire. All kinds of attacks hit Zhan Gang like a storm, causing his blood volume to drop rapidly!

After deciding to use his body to buy time for his little brother, Zhan Gang has already drank the two potions of [Body Protection Stone Skin] and [Mage Armor] prepared for him by his teammate's alchemy support teammate. Being attacked by the enemy just now is equivalent to being called by the student president in black pantyhose JK to rub his waist with slippers in the office, and being bravely bitten by an earlobe from behind by a weak-tempered male junior in the abstinence department. What harm is actually very cool.

But in the face of the concentrated fire of these four fire-breathing dragons and the giant pincer mantis, Zhan Gang felt that the feet of the student president suddenly cracked and turned into a bone scythe, and the mouth of the abstinence junior suddenly turned into a gaping male class and sprayed acid. , the blood bar is like an AD that has been cut into by an assassin. No matter how Zhan Gang resists, he can't stop the flow of life.

Seeing that Zhan Gang could only last for 1.5 seconds and was about to be killed on the spot, a beam of light pierced through the dragon group in an instant, entered Zhan Gang's body from above, and quickly formed a spherical shield on his body surface , The considerable amount of shields instantly blocked the speed at which his health bar dropped, allowing him to survive until the time when his little brother finished his preparations.

Zhan Gang raised his head in a daze, and looked towards the direction of the light. It was the auditorium that he had been afraid to go to after the lights were turned on. There, there was a huge crab that looked a bit naive, restrained and cute. The kimono girl, the silly third-line pea ice shooter and a rolling cantaloupe are staring at her, and a used card pops out from the edge of the AK47 in the crab's hand, which is [Dash +5] from the Slaying Spire ...

The next moment, the little brother used [flame charge] to return like lightning!

Under the siege of Zhan Gang's soil surface, the four fire-breathing dragons and the giant pincer mantis had no way to avoid the flash charge. They were bombarded by fire meteors at very close range on the bodies of all the enemies, and the giant pincer mantis was struck by the blazing fire. Melted on the spot, the remaining four fire-breathing dragons have lost a lot of health even though they have the same type of damage reduction, and at this moment, because the little brother who has accumulated a lot of pride in the [belly drum] has already lowered his body, Looking around at the flaming golden halo on the front of the fist, a trapezoidal damage indicator appeared in front of it, placing all four fire-breathing dragons in the straight line representing real damage!

At this moment, the first reaction of all fire-breathing dragons is to flap their wings and rise. Although there is a roof-like structure above their heads to prevent them from flying high, the height is enough for them to rise and avoid. But at this moment, two bullets shot from diagonally above. The stabs pierced through their bodies.

The first bullet pierced their bodies like a spear, reducing their defense. It was Mo Lan's [Giant Dragon Impact] shot by the Phantom Gun Duelist...

And the second bullet turned into a sharp cone like a real spear, directly piercing through the four fire-breathing dragons, and firmly inserted them into the ground behind them, unable to move!

[Lord of the Spears] gave Mo Lan another spear skill: [Runtu Strike]!

[Runtu Strike], from Mr. Zhou Shuren's article "Hometown", the trick of the young Runtu stabbing can only be triggered when attacking from top to bottom, causing high stab damage, if the enemy's defense is low and there is ground below , you can directly kill the enemy...

... nailed in place.

The four fire-breathing dragons who couldn't move could only look at the violent light in despair, spreading and cracking from the iron fist of the little brother, completely submerging them in the burning light!

"boom!"

[Deliberate punching], released with full of ambition!

The trapezoidal golden light pierced through the four fire-breathing dragons. When the light dissipated, only the remaining ashes were left in place. The four countdowns to death hung high in the sky. There was no obstacle in front of Zhan Gang and his little brother, except for the big-armed fire-breathing dragon. A hard iron fist was stopping in front of Zhan Gang.

Zhan just breathed a sigh of relief, but saw the little brother's fist slightly moved down and raised to his chest.

After hesitating for a moment, Zhan Gang let out a sigh of relief, raised his palm, and the funny glove collided with the little brother's iron fist.

Damn it, it's done!