How Did It Become a River Crab?

"What can you do?"

"That goes without saying!" Brother Suozi shouted loudly: "Let me be your support, Brother Lan, assimilate shapeshifters, shape—shape—!!"

As soon as the words fell, Brother Suozi's figure quickly shrank and shaped, and in a blink of an eye, it turned into... Mo Lan's ass!

Afterwards, Brother Suozi floated into the air, aimed at Mo Lan's real buttocks, and covered himself with a layer of external armor, making Mo Lan an abyss lord or Zenos in an instant. Possess a pair of huge, external butts like heavy hammers!

"This ass has all my mass, Brother Lan, for me, let me create it to death!"

"Brother Lock..."

Mo Lan's tone was already filled with sobs, he closed his eyes, stopped talking, raised his head, looked at the treasure chest that came rushing towards him after stopping the explanation, and opened his eyes suddenly, The body expanded in an instant, turned into a huge super fat boy, jumped up from the ground, flew into the air, and shouted in the virtual sky: "Super dead fat otaku—— ———JUMPPPPPPPPPP!!? Super dead fat house jump!)”

In the passionate music (made up by the two people), the fat boy fell from the sky, with his doubled ass, like a meteorite falling from the sky, like a falling sword of Damocles, like the punishment of destroying the era, precisely and without any hesitation. Relentlessly, it landed on top of the treasure box monster!

"boom!!"

The falling giant shadow smashed through the top cover of the Treasure Miracle from top to bottom, smashed the tongue inside, and ran over the extremely fragile sharp teeth, and fell right into the center of the treasure chest. The next moment , Mo Lan's figure shrank rapidly, and the blue bullet screen bloomed, smashing out from the inside, hitting all 360 degrees without any leakage like Sophie's sanitary napkin. When Mo Lan slowly shrank his body in the dark, standing When he got up, the treasure box monster had turned into a decayed black residue, which was blown away by the wind.

[Mysterious Treasure Box Monster (Full Awakening)], rushed to the street, cause of death: a butt that was turned into a fat house and a middle-aged social animal, and sat on the butt to death.

In the black residual fog, Mo Lan stood up, pulled Brother Suozi off his buttocks, watched him return to the shape of a man whose face had grown in size, stretched out his hand, and held him tightly.

Brother Suozi, he is the man who can be my ass.

Chapter 6.5 Sharing the Loot and Answering Questions ([-]K)

After rubbing back Brother Suozi's flattened face due to his transformation into a buttock, the two brothers also got up quickly and began to collect the objects that the mysterious treasure box monster sprayed out before, gathered them all, and put them in the Between the two.

In the previous battles, the treasure box monsters used some consumable items similar to [Snatch], these items have indeed been exhausted, so they did not appear in the trophies of the two. If the player can kill Mimics faster without giving him a chance to spend these consumables, the rewards at the end of the fight will be greater.The speed of the two is not bad. When the mysterious treasure chest monster GG, there are still a lot of consumables in its resource library, which can be regarded as a bumper harvest.After summarizing, the two listed the results of this battle with quality as the boundary: white quality props include: eight iron blocks from the world of "Minecraft", the spray that is found in various Western fantasy games Five bottles of corrosion splash potion, three Glock pistols, two pieces of [non-smooth goat milk chocolate] that heals blood, one ordinary meteor hammer, and one standard fragmentation grenade.

The green quality props are: two sets of automatic turret sets from the game "Half-Life 2", a gold nugget also from "Minecraft", a future version of the Zhuge Liannu from "Warframe", a [napalm bomb] Staff], the effect is to launch a weakened version of napalm bombs every day, a Yu-Gi-Oh card [Hermit's Poison], the effect is to choose one of damaging the enemy and restoring one's own blood volume, and finally there is a whirlwind ax , it will automatically search for enemies after throwing it out, and fly back after attacking surrounding enemies.

For the two top ten animals, although the pile of white and green quality items is good, they are all icing on the cake, the value is not heavy, and there is basically no problem of [unequal distribution of spoils]. The two discussed it and agreed that these rewards It should be counted as the [in-level income] that was agreed before, and it has to be shared [-]-[-] according to the agreement. However, since the value of each item is relatively vague, the two actually don’t care about it when they share it. Whoever needs it will take it. If you want anything, just discuss it: "Give me eight pieces of iron and five bottles of potion." Mo Lan said: "I am in the summoning style, and I can use these low-value white equipment."

"Small question, in this case, all the white clothes in the back will belong to me? Three pistols, two chocolates, a hammer and a grenade... You can choose either the hammer or the grenade, and I can do both, but the gun must be given to me. , My main mechanism can devour endless point firearms to increase the damage of mechanism firearms, and there is a great demand for firearms."

"Just give me the hammer, what do you want from the green one?"

"Gold nuggets and Zhuge Liannu, the former I want to use to make some weapon skin materials, the latter is also considered a firearm in judgment, and the rest... If you don't need the whirlwind axe, just give it to me."

"Okay, then I'll take the rest?"

"Small problem, you can carry it around, I don't lack two sets of small turrets."

"OJBK."

After some spoils were divided, Mo Lan finally got: eight pieces of iron, five bottles of splash corrosion potion, meteor hammer, two copies of Half-Life 2 automatic turrets, napalm staff, a piece of hermit poison, and others The items went into Brother Suozi's backpack.

Calculated from this wave of income, there are also several thousand endless points. At the same time, plus the 1000 points that will be rewarded for passing the level itself, Mo Lan and Brother Suozi have already obtained: 6000 endless points

Ordinary Gacha Coupon X2

Random reinforcement coupon X1

Various white and green miscellaneous items

Climbing down from the fourth floor, thanks to Mo Lan's black face and the various magical operations of the two, the two brothers basically made a lot of money. Not only that, after defeating the mysterious treasure box monster, there was even more money in Brother Suozi's bag. A new one came out, shining with colored light, and you could see the jigsaw-like heraldic dice.

"This thing is called [adaptive dice]..." Brother Suozi took a look, "The effect is that after using it, the next layer becomes a level that is very suitable for the two of us to challenge... I guess it is equivalent to a professional counterpart, maybe When the time comes, you will be doing magic tricks when you go in, and I will be filling another egg for solitary testes... Do you want to use it?"

"Use it, professional counterparts are delicious." Mo Lan rubbed her fists and said with a sinister smile like a young man: "I can't help but let them see the mystery of magic."

"Okay." Brother Suozi threw the dice into the air suddenly, and shouted angrily like a fat tiger: "Brother Lan, we are going in!"

"elbow!"

The two left behind the mysterious treasure chest monster who was sitting on their buttocks, strode out, and took steps towards the next floor.

After the familiar climbing light effect, the two stepped over the threshold of the fifth floor. At this moment, the familiar red characters appeared in front of their eyes: [You have come to the fifth floor. 】

[The name of this floor is: [Hell Difficulty Quiz Game (Professional Matching Version)]]

[Floor pass conditions: answer all the questions provided by the answering system. 】

[Floor rewards: Each person gets 1000 endless points, and there may be additional rewards depending on the completeness of some questions. 】

After reading the description on this floor, Mo Lan and Brother Suozi lowered their heads, and found that at some point, they had already stood on two sunken discs, with a huge microphone in front of them. "One Stop to the End" and other various question-and-answer variety shows, there is a huge screen directly in front of the two of them. At this time, a row of bright reminder characters has appeared on the screen, writing: [Welcome to Q&A game link]

[The content of this link is very simple. The total amount, difficulty, and field will randomly appear on the screen, but due to dice reasons, we will try our best to show that two players are good at fields. Players need to choose orally and briefly describe If you make a mistake, a mistake will be deducted. When the mistake falls below 0, the two players will be eliminated from the game at the same time. However, the two players can also answer each question freely, but if there are two If people answer the questions at the same time, one-to-one mistakes will be judged as mistakes. 】

[Current error chance: 0 times. 】

"Hell difficulty is here..." Mo Lan and Brother Suozi looked at each other, and their expressions immediately became serious.

Obviously, the main difficulty of this floor is the degree to which Mo Lan and Brother Suozi are good at their own fields. As the saying goes, those who drown are all able to swim, even if Brother Suozi uses dice to limit the scope of the problem. It took a while, but if the two brothers have a bad memory or their brains show off, the 0 chances of making mistakes will also teach them how to behave.

What questions will arise...

In the next moment, the first question appeared in front of the two of them:

[Please see the topic: In the first generation of the well-known game "Plants vs. Zombies", the plant [Corn Cannon] needs 500 points of sunlight, so how much sunlight does it cost in total to grow it? 】

"Isn't this the answer written down?" Brother Suozi said blankly, "Is there a fraud?"

"There is fraud." Mo Lan scratched her head, raised her hand and replied, "The answer is 700 points."

"correct answer!"

"Where is the extra two hundred?"

"Corn cannons must be planted on two adjacent corn pitchers in the first generation of the original version. The price of one corn pitcher is 100 points, and the price of two corn pitchers is 200 points. The total is 700." Mo Lan squinted: "This B I guess I like to come up with some very insidious trap questions, Brother Suozi, be careful."

"OK OK."

[Next question: What is the difference between the Type 95 and Type 97 assault rifles produced by Huaxia?Please list at least three. 】

"Without considering the magic modification and various deformations, the two rifles use different bullet calibers, different magazine formats, and the muzzle brake has been improved." Brother Suozi replied immediately.

"correct answer!"

"Brother Suozi, you are still a military residence."

"When I was young, boys were always interested in thick and hard guns." Brother Suo Zi blushed.

[Next question: [I am sorry to be born as a human] Where does this sentence come from? 】

"I know that." Brother Suozi slapped his thigh: "People—"

"Terauchi Toshitaro's poems later became subtitles in Osamu Dazai's article "Twentieth Century Standard Bearer". In addition, with similar sentences, in the Japanese movie "The Life of the Disliked Matsuko", the protagonist Kawajiri Matsuko has There is an extremely similar sentence [I am a human being, I am sorry]..." Mo Lan immediately replied: "There is no such sentence in "No Longer Human".

"correct answer!"

"I'm super, no?" Brother Suozi was startled: "I remember it when I listened to NetEase Cloud Music before?"

"Most of the people who read these eight words probably haven't seen Disqualification in the World... Plus this sentence is really a bit forced, and it will be like this later." Mo Lan scratched her head.

[Next question: Please briefly describe the general defense ideas of the [Yacht] map defender at different points in "Rainbow Six: Siege". 】

"@!%$!@...!#@...%!@$" Brother Suozi said.

"correct answer!"

Afterwards, artistic photos of three women appeared on the screen. Mo Lan didn't know any of the three, but Brother Suozi's eyes lit up after watching it. Just as he was at a loss, a line of small characters appeared at the bottom of the screen: [Next Question: What are the names of the above three actresses in Japanese adult love action movies? 】

"Reiko Kobayakawa, Claire Hasumi, Mio Kimishima." Under Mo Lan's shocking gaze, Brother Suozi replied in an instant.

"I'm super, Brother Suozi?"

"Answered correctly, you have triggered the [Instant Answer Combo Mechanism] and there will be three related questions in succession. If you answer all of them correctly, you and your teammates will receive an extra reward of 500 endless points."

"Come on though!"

At this moment, Shi Shisuo straightened his chest, and said in a very confident and proud tone: "Don't underestimate the man whose wife is pregnant in October!"

"Brother Suozi, although I really hope you can answer all the answers, this is really not something that can be said with a straight chest..."

[Next question: What is the successor number of the "JU□D" series? 】

"JU□E!"

【correct answer!Next question: Please briefly describe the characteristics of [T□AK], [R□TD], [V□□M] three groups of video! 】

"[T□AK] main thread...@!$!@...%!"

[The answer is completely correct! 】

"Brother Suozi, Emperor Wei Wen's movies are amazing!" Mo Lan said with tears in her voice, "From today onwards, you are the king of movies in my heart!"

"Basic operation, basic operation, if Brother Lan needs it, I can send you my treasured website."

"No, I prefer Two-dimensional."

"?"

[Next question: May I ask who is the male star of the movie in the picture? 】

"...Who is this?"

Brother Suozi looked up and found a sunny and handsome face in the picture, which was fundamentally different from the style of several well-known male stars in his impression, and he became numb for a while.

Hearing this, Mo Lan turned her head to take a look, squinted her eyes, and after careful consideration, she slapped her thigh, raised her hand and said, "I know this, Kazuru Suzuki!"

"correct answer!"

"Who the fuck is this???" Shi Shisuo turned his head to look at Mo Lan: "Why don't you women know this?"

"This is a well-known male star in the female-oriented film industry. The style of this type of film focuses on the relationship between a handsome boy and an average-looking heroine. It is well-prepared, beautiful in style, and usually has a sweet plot in the R18 cookie style. It is aimed at the female market. , Suzuki Ichitoru's status in it is equivalent to that of the male elder sister Mikami in the industry." Mo Lan answered fluently, seeing Brother Suozi's subtle expression, she also looked away, and added softly: "When I was writing a novel, I saw of."

"What the hell do you want to use for this material???"

[Next question: Please name at least five songs that are related to "NO.9", "Girls", "Pure Land of Paradise", "excuse me", and "Conqueror". 】

"There are music questions???" Brother Suozi was stunned: "It sounds like the style is different-"

""lupin", "apple pie", "The Woman Who Was Killed in Delusional Carrying", "thumbs up", "marioe"." Mo Lan replied after thinking for a while.

"correct answer!"

"...How did you answer that?"

"This reason is more two-dimensional. If you say it, you won't be able to pass the trial." Mo Lan looked away.

"???"

[Next question: Please briefly describe how to perform the coin-through-bottle magic. 】

Brother Suozi answered this question in seconds.