How Did It Become a River Crab?

"How did this happen?"

"When I used to chase female classmates, I learned for a while to pretend to be aggressive."

"Is it done?"

"It didn't work. When I pulled the coin with the rope, it bounced on her nose and distorted her prosthesis."

"alright."

【Next question: Please see the picture】

A picture appeared on the screen. It was a little girl wearing a small dress, about three or four years old, with a delicate and cute face, and looked puffy, holding a baby who was at most less than half a year old and aiming hard at it. There is a row of canvases, on which is a portrait of a girl. The baby she was holding was crying, and spilled a bubble of urine on the canvas, covering the portrait above.

[What is the name of this painting? 】

"What about Mo Ming's..." Brother Suozi, who was a little interested in domestic painters, felt a little impressed. The title of this painting was very long, and it was almost a word, so he was a little stuck for a while.

I guess this kind of art problem can't be counted on Lezi Renlan's disciples, so I have to think of it quickly...

"Mo Ming, in 2010, "There is no reason for my daughter to appear in my recent works, ask me to draw shit in the toilet next time." Mo Lan said with a blank expression.

"correct answer!"

Brother Suozi was startled: "You know this question????"

"This painting is now hanging on the wall behind my game cabin." Mo Lan closed her eyes: "The one peeing on it is me."

"??????"

[Next question: Among pig manure, cow manure, sheep manure, and chicken manure, which manure is relatively the best? 】

"In general, pig manure or sheep manure, I personally prefer pig manure." Brother Suozi replied: "Cow manure has insufficient organic matter, slow fertilizer efficiency, and narrow application range. Chicken manure has the highest comprehensive nutrient content, but the composting speed It is slow and may cause pests. In comparison, pig manure and sheep manure are better. Considering the yield and added value, I recommend pig manure.”

"There are reasons and evidence, the answer is correct!"

"Brother Suozi, do you understand this?"

"My hometown is a rural person. Now that I have changed to a farm, sometimes I have to go back to help." Brother Suozi said: "Not only that, I really finished reading "Postpartum Care of Sows"..."

Mo Lan immediately cupped her hands, and said respectfully: "Brother Suozi, I didn't allow you to learn how to play with me before, but I really don't know the dung mountain. There are beams in my eyes. It's me, Mr. Mo, who is good at dung. Forgive me, forgive me." !!"

"Brother Lan is serious. How old is Brother Yu, and he played with hundreds of tons of manure, so he can't get on the table, he can't get on the table!"

[Next question: Please look at the picture. 】

A picture of a railway traffic light appeared on the screen, and Brother Suozi was amused when he saw it. He had worked on railway projects for a while, and knew that this was an old light in China. He was about to talk about the model, but the title immediately changed to: [ Please tell me which movie this shot is from which director? 】

"..." Shi Shisuo felt that this system was disgusting the two brothers.

What he never expected was that Mo Lan replied at this moment: "Hou Xiaoxian, "Lian Lian Feng Dust"."

"Answered correctly, you have triggered the [Instant Answer Combo Mechanism] and there will be three related questions in succession. If you answer all of them correctly, you and your teammates will receive an extra reward of 500 endless points."

"Is this too much?"

"This question is based on my field. I reviewed this movie last year." Mo Lan said calmly: "I made a table for each scene and analyzed it, but I still feel bored watching it now. Maybe I’ll feel it when I’m a few decades older.”

【Next question: Please see the picture】

A scene similar to an old movie still appeared on the screen, with one leg in the middle of the screen, wearing stockings, and behind the screen stood a man with a complex expression and a bit of embarrassment. The lamp socket on the wall was projected into a Some subtle contours.

[Which movie is this photo from? 】

""graduate"."

"correct answer!"

[Next question, what is the common translation of the phrase "This kind of certainty es once in a lifetime"?Which movie is it from? 】

"Such definite love is only once in a lifetime. It comes from "The Bridge of Madison County", a masterpiece written and directed by director Dongmu.

"correct answer!"

[Next question: What is the earliest movie in the world? 】

"There are two answers. In terms of popularity and publicity, it is "The Train Into the Station" screened by the Lumière brothers in 1895. If it is the earliest time, it is "Scene in Roundhay Garden" in 1888. It's only two seconds, it doesn't seem like ten frames in total."

"The answer is correct! Congratulations for successfully answering all the questions. As a reward, you have received a total of 2000 infinite points! Please enter the next floor from the entrance that appeared and continue fighting!"

The screen then turned off, and Mo Lan also heaved a sigh of relief, digging his ass, looking a bit melancholy.

"Brother Lan, you're awesome." Brother Suozi also heaved a sigh of relief, and patted him on the shoulder, "Learning to be a director?"

"Drama, film and television literature, referred to as screenwriter." Mo Lan said with a complex expression: "I have something to say, when I was in school, I wanted to have the opportunity to write some awesome movies in the future, but after watching domestic movies and TV dramas in the past few years, The final conclusion is that what is most needed in this line of work should not be IQ, but EQ..."

"I think your statement is very emotional."

"So every time I endorse for an exam, I always think that I feel a little wronged by memorizing so many things that I will never use in my life. Until I found a solution later, I spent half a day on each final exam. "

"What solution did you find?"

"In the future, I will switch to writing silly funny online novels, and then add this knowledge into the chapters and drop the book bag to make up the word count!"

"it is good!"

"Elbow, next floor!"

Brother Suozi, who had just exposed a large number of passing by, and Brother Lan, who had just let Brother Suozi see his childhood Niuzi, hooked their shoulders and walked towards the entrance of the next floor.

At the same time, ["The Chronicles of the Gods"-125] world, in the village of Yanmai, under the awe-inspiring eyes of the girl on guard, a figure passed through the crack and walked into the village with only a few night lights left.

After a busy day, Philomena returned to her room in the center of the village, took a deep breath, lifted her cloak, sat back on the bed made in the morning, took off her rough leather coat and boots, and put The inhaled breath was slowly exhaled, and he fell on the bed exhausted.

The flow of time in the random tower is different from that in the personal hall, almost the same as the real time, or even slightly faster. Therefore, for Philomena, it is already the second day after the departure of God Mosleyland. In the evening, during the whole day, Philomena went back to Yicui Town, which had been a temporary base before, according to God's instructions, and dealt with some of the most important matters. When she looked back, Blue The bright moon has already hung above the clouds. If there is a clock at this moment, Philomena will find that it is already two o'clock in the middle of the night when she returns.

In this short day, Philomena has done a lot with her own wrist and the huge sum of money in hand.

The top priority is the expansion of the sect. According to the previous method, she found several qualified beggars and refugees in the streets and alleys of Yicui Town, and used makeup to dress herself up as a necromancer apprentice learning black magic. With the gold coins in hand, he sneaked into the brothel in the town, and took five sick whores at a low price from the owner of the brothel who was afraid of avoiding them, and his time was running out. , brought a total of more than a dozen people back to the sect, and showed them the miracles of God Mosleyland (milk rings, music boxes and other strange things, for these poor girls who have short-sightedness, this has been the same as miracles), and immediately put it into work.

This number was carefully selected by Philomena. It will not be so small that it may be squeezed out by existing believers, and it will not be easy to form a separate group because of too many. Arrange some existing manpower to do the work that is a bit difficult but not impossible, and when they feel difficult, arrange these newcomers to help, quickly close the relationship between the believers, and maintain a relationship as much as possible. The state of harmony is now a critical moment for the establishment of the sect, and any internal problems must be prevented before they happen.

Chapter 5 Laughing Intruder ([-]K)

From the current point of view, Philomena's arrangement has played the expected role. After receiving simple treatment and drinking the milk precipitated from the milk ring, the new girls' physical condition has recovered to the point where they can participate in light work At this point, it took only a short time to basically integrate into the previous group. Next, we only need to wait for the gods of Moslilan to return, perform miracles, and cure their diseases, and then another group of loyal believers will be transformed. up.

This attempt was very successful, and the next few expansions can follow this model. If it works well, the number of sects will break through one hundred in a short time. Streamline the structure, avoid confusion, and maximize operational efficiency...

As a reserve mayor who has received several years of manager training, Philomena's management thinking cannot surpass the times, but it is definitely enough for now. It didn't take long for Philomena to set the sect in her mind. The next structural blueprint is conceived, and it only needs to be realized step by step according to the plan.

In addition, she also used the information obtained from the previous torture of the intruders to pretend to be a dealer in the town, and exchanged some unused supplies for cash (when the innate physical strength differences brought about by gender were infinitely narrowed) In the world, female bandits are also very common and will not arouse too much suspicion), and purchased a batch of armor and crossbows that are suitable for use. The current girls have not met the requirements for melee combat in terms of psychological quality or physical condition , she is going to temporarily let the [Helper Music Box] and furniture be the frontline combat force of the sect.

As for the girls, except for the group of believers selected by Luo Yin, who was once a monster hunter, and who are currently training, all other believers who are capable of fighting still use hand crossbows as their main weapons for the time being. This weapon is easy to learn and powerful enough. It is also a long-range weapon with a natural sense of security. As long as it is practiced every day, it can play a big role in battle.

What's more, she also bought a lot of long-used mops from the local residents, and dragged them back together, and now they have all paid tribute to God Mosleyland, and the girl in charge of offering sacrifices was selected by her. Carefully selected, the lung capacity is very good, and there is no danger of shortness of breath...

In the end, Philomena spent a lot of time trying to find a way to deal with the batch of monster resources, and finally came to the conclusion that: at least at this stage, the batch of resources obtained in the Stem Armor Vault cannot be realized.

The processing of monster materials requires special technology. Most of the artisans in Yicui Town have no experience in processing stem armor materials. Generally, there are only a few large city-states and a few special areas in the wilderness of the southwest border. In order to find a craftsman who can process it, this is especially true for [Refraction Pivot], which has some magical properties. Basically, only magic craftsmen with a certain reputation can realize it.

However, the [Muslilan sect] is an unrecognized illegal sect. Once it is exposed at this stage, it is likely to attract bandits, adventurers eager to gain experience, and even priests and paladins of other sects to attack.For sects that are not strong enough at present, any of them is a fatal blow, so it is impossible for Philomena to find those famous craftsmen. These materials can only be sold temporarily after the unnecessary parts are sold. stored in the warehouse.

This incident also reminded Philomena that in the next process of expanding the sect, it is necessary to find special talents with professional abilities as much as possible to expand the width of the sect's actions...

and also……

Philomena, who was lying on the bed, was thinking about various things drowsily. It didn't take long before she was overwhelmed by the accumulated fatigue that eventually broke the embankment. She fell into sleep before she even had time to cover the quilt .

Philomena was woken up at about [-]:[-] a.m. local time after falling asleep for more than three hours. It was the relatively dark period before dawn. When she was wearing snow-white braids, she was found -_- When Aisha, who gave Mo Lan a mop, woke up with all her strength, the first sound that came to her ears was the roar of Luo Yin, the instructor among the believers, followed by a series of footsteps and shouts Voice.

"……What happened?"

She woke up as fast as she could, resisting the dizziness and pain from her head and asking, "Is the enemy attacking?"

"Something came in from the entrance of the village!" Aisha said incoherently: "There are many...people, wolves, stone men...goblins...they are all laughing, Sister Luo Yin wants you to go there immediately!"

She was somewhat incoherent, but for a girl with no experience in dealing with emergencies, her psychological quality was already very good. Philomena immediately understood the situation, patted Aisha on the shoulder, and let her enter the battle Post, with doubts about the words [They are all laughing], he quickly put on his boots, put on his cloak, grabbed the dagger and statue by the table, and ran towards the entrance of the village.

As a magic item, [Milk Ring], the milk produced can significantly improve physical fitness. It didn't take long for Philomena to rush from the center of the village to the entrance of the village.

As early as yesterday, Philomena and Luo Yin designed the defense measures and security system of the village. Now, all believers with fighting ability have gathered at the entrance of the village. He stared at the entrance of the village with fearful eyes, ready to fight.

In one go, he climbed up the ladder behind the hut at the entrance of the village, climbed to the roof of the house facing the entrance of the village, squatted halfway beside Luo Yin, who was in charge of the night watch, and did not ask nonsense like "how is the situation", but immediately turned his gaze to the entrance of the village Not far ahead, under the gap from the outside into the village, with the help of the light of the torch, I could clearly see the appearance of the attackers who filed in.

As Aisha said, there are quite a few intruders who have entered the boulder dome at this moment. From a rough look, there are at least sixty or seventy individuals who drilled out of the cracks in the stone and rushed towards the entrance of the village.

The composition of this invading team is extremely strange. Not only are there human bandits armed with hatchets, short knives, shields and other weapons, but also more than a dozen wolves that are common in the southwestern border. They are short in stature and appear in all major fantasy works. The goblins who made Philomena's complexion sink were at the end of the line. Those seven or eight walked like miniature mountains, about [-] meters in height, covered with earth and rocks, and their faces were like sculptures. A giant of poorly crafted stone statues.

[Stone-head bandits], also known as stone-headed men, stone giants, and earth element abominations, are notorious earth element creatures in the southwestern border area of ​​Lanenlu. They are essentially undead creatures. In a dense area, if the dead human corpses are exposed to the wilderness without treatment, once piled up, they may be wrapped in earth elements with a tendency to attach and assimilate, and several corpses will be mixed together like ooze to form This kind of natural undead creature with autonomous consciousness.

After the stone-headed bandits are born, they will inherit the evil thoughts and greed in the body [fusion material] during their lifetime. Each stone-headed bandit has different hobbies for doing evil, including but not limited to plundering property, massacres, burning buildings, and even cannibalism Wait, that's where the name [Stonehead Bandit] comes from.

The fighting power of this kind of creature is very powerful. It can inherit the fighting skills of the materials used in its lifetime. It can use the huge weapons that it made out of stones. Its body is also extremely hard. Time to kill such a behemoth.

They are the biggest and most common hidden dangers to public security in the southwestern border. Usually, only a few stone-headed bandits are enough to destroy a village without good defense measures and militia troops. A dozen or so believers fled to Yicui Town because their hometown was destroyed by the Stone Head bandits, and lived on the streets. Seeing these nightmares come again, many girls' arms holding the hand crossbow began to tremble visible to the naked eye.

And this is not the scariest thing, as Aisha said before...these mysterious and unreasonable intruders, [laughs]...

Whether it's humans, wolves, goblins, or the stone-headed bandit's sculpted faces that should have no expression, they all showed extremely distorted and weird smiles at this moment. They seemed to be hooked by invisible iron hooks. Forcibly stretched in all directions, even the gums are exposed. This kind of smile is almost impossible to last for a long time, but now it is like a frozen frame, embedded on their faces, making these intruders look like they are not alive. Robbers and robbers, but hideous and terrifying living corpses that have been treated maliciously.

If Mo Lan saw this scene at this moment, he would immediately think of the horror story [Smiling Dog] that was once popular on the Internet (don’t search, the pictures leak into people.), but Philomena, who knew nothing about it, could only Feeling fear from those smiles, she swallowed lightly the saliva on the tip of her tongue, turned her head, and met Luo Yin beside her.

"It appeared within the monitoring range of the outer outpost five minutes ago." Luo Yin, who served as the temporary security captain, replied without Philomena's words: "The girls are sure that they have not been exposed, but these...things, they are They walked straight into the village, as if they knew there were living people here from the very beginning, I think they are either puppets being manipulated, or a herd of beasts derived from some extraordinary phenomenon."

...Knowing the existence of himself and others, there is no reason, and there is no warning, the intruders with extremely strange lineup and appearance?

At this moment, Philomena's first thought was, could this be a test for God Mosleyland?

Many gods have such hobbies. They will send crises and sufferings to their believers, observe their struggles and resistance, and use this to hone their will, screen out better believers, or simply appreciate it for fun. This process is usually accompanied by huge casualties, and for those devout believers, dying in such a test can only prove that they are not strong enough and cannot be favored by God.

But... this idea didn't exist in Philomena's mind for a long time, and she left it behind. She thought for no reason that God Mosleyland would not do such a thing, even though she felt that she was actually not at all. She doesn't understand this unpredictable, seemingly handsome and gentle evil god, but she still thinks this way. This kind of thinking is like a little girl who is sure that her father is reluctant to beat her. Even she herself finds it a bit ridiculous.

... All in all, you have to get through this hurdle first.

"……bishop?"

Luo Yin's voice brought Philomena back to reality, she nodded immediately, and asked again: "I see, are the sentinel girls still alive?"

"After confirming their purpose, I withdrew the girls back, and there are no casualties now."

"Very good, we have to hold on. God Mosleyland doesn't want His girls to be hurt." Philomena bit her lower lip lightly, and said coldly: "Activate the defense line and let the girls shoot in an orderly manner."

"Yes!"

As soon as the words fell, Luo Yin immediately motioned to all the girls who stayed outside the village to retreat back into the village, and climbed up to the roof through the ladders that had been prepared. The hand crossbow aimed at those smiling intruders whose footsteps were slower than ordinary ones, but they had already reached more than [-] meters from the entrance of the village, and pulled the trigger.