How Did It Become a River Crab?

Dozens of crossbow bolts flew out at the same time, forming a somewhat sparse rain of arrows, hitting the seven or eight human robbers and wolves who were walking in the front, and the intruders who were hit in the non-lethal parts did not have the slightest Pause, as if feeling no pain, continue to move forward, while those enemies who were pierced by an arrow and killed by a single blow fell straight on the ground, and after a while, accompanied by a burst of crazy laughter A wisp of black smoke dissipated and drifted out of the gap.

This weird scene made the girls' complexions a little pale, but it was also at this moment that Philomena's shout resounded across the battlefield, interrupting everyone's thoughts and injecting it into their minds : "yingziqiu!"

An extremely proficient and coherent spell spewed out from the mouth of the bishop of the Moslilan sect, and a dark shadow sphere shot out from her palm, piercing the space, and bombarded the head of the stone-headed bandit at the rear of the intruder team.

Due to the distance and light, this blow failed to hit the bullseye, and only cut off half of its stone face, but immediately after, Philomena, who had corrected the trajectory of the previous blow, immediately released a second shot, hitting it head-on. After crushing the stone-headed bandit's head, he watched the creature like a living fossil statue crash to the ground, crushing the goblin in front who had no intention of dodging, and turned into a similar blue smoke, floating out of the battlefield.

"Don't panic, we are the girls chosen by God on Mosleyland." After hitting this blow, Philomena retreated to the bunker, and while shifting the shooting position, she said loudly: "We serve the master from the abyss , to serve the source of all fears, to serve the son of pain and sadism, to serve the pupils that penetrate the sky, their strangeness and ugliness are but a parody of the power of our Lord, a distorted allegiance, we will tear this ridiculous disguise, Let God of Mosleyland smile for our good fighting and courage!"

"In the name of Mosleyland!" Luo Yin beside her immediately reacted, and shouted with a very penetrating voice, "Now, wind up and get ready to shoot!"

"In the name of Mosleyland!"

Encouraged by Philomena's contagious voice and the stone-headed bandit representing fear crashing to the ground, the believers quickly regained their courage, chanting the name of God in their hearts in unison, and strung their crossbows with all their might , launched a second round of salvo, and several laughing intruders fell to the ground under the strafing of crossbow arrows and shadow balls. Walking through the isolation zone free of debris, he is about to climb to the roof where the believers are stationed.

...Yes, [heaped] with [clutter]...

At the moment when most of the enemies poured into the isolation zone, the security captain Luo Yin took out the [Helper Music Box] in his arms, and shook the handle of the box violently. In an instant, he was piled up around the village entrance by the believers All kinds of furniture stood up at the same time, wardrobes, tables and chairs, beds, kitchen knives, brooms... countless daily necessities stood up at the same time, and slammed into the nearest enemy.

Among them, dozens of kitchen knives specially purchased by Philomena are flying around like a school of fish, guarding the blond-_-doll with expressionless face that has just been sewn in the middle, named by the girls [Yi Lai] ] She wields two sharp and upgraded kitchen knives, hooking out the penis of the laughing enemy one by one, dancing in the steel storm, beautiful and picturesque.

Seeing this scene, Philomena used two shadow balls to penetrate the head of another stone-headed bandit, and she was slightly relieved.

In order to prevent the village from being attacked, this is a defensive isolation belt that she built in advance under the orders of God Mosleyland, with the [Helper Music Box] as the core. The defense line made of furniture is not only difficult to pass through, but also confusing. Sex, which can be activated by the music box at any time, is a moat that will fight back, and a belt of thorns that can move. It is because of the foresight of God Mosleyland that believers can get shelter from furniture at this moment, otherwise, For the girls who have not yet developed the will to fight and have extremely poor physical strength, as long as these strange laughing "creatures" pass through the defense line, everything can be declared over in advance.

But now, not only did they not suffer any casualties, they even had the possibility of blocking all the mysterious intruders from the entrance of the village. Seeing this scene, Philomena suddenly remembered that a few days ago, standing in the mayor's mansion In front of the window sill, I watched desperately at the moment when the teaching army of the Holy Skin Cult broke through the defense line and poured into my hometown where I had lived for more than ten years.

...that won't happen again.

Philomena thought so, raised her hand, chanted the spell, and released the next shadow ball.

Be proud of your girl... your Fina, my lord.

Chapter 6.5 Spinning Top Competition ([-]K)

A few minutes later, Philomena looked at the countless broken furniture piled up in front of her, and the shocking believers swept across the messy but extremely quiet village entrance, let out a long breath, and sat down on the roof. On the thatch, let the previously suppressed fatigue flow back to every corner of the body like a tide.

ended.

In this battle that lasted more than ten minutes, Yanmai Village encountered a total of more than [-] mixed troops with weird and exaggerated smiles. The previous part was just an advance team. When the moat built by activated furniture was defeated, a tsunami-like enemy group rushed in from the gap. There were three or four more stone-headed bandits alone. In addition, goblins, werewolves , and even ordinary human bandits are countless. At this moment, even if the amount of furniture prepared before is sufficient, it will not be able to resist the new round of enemy troops.

Philomena exhausted the [Shadow Ball] that she had fully recovered after her complete rest yesterday, and still left behind three stone-headed bandits who could not be defeated with crossbow bolts and sharp weapons. There are dozens of them, and it seems that the fall of Yanmai Village has become inevitable.

but……

She looked at the huge red and yellow shell at the front of the queue, with the marks of chopping and cutting, the gemstone stem armor covered with cuts and bruises, and the pile of rocks formed by the uplift of earth and rocks in front of it, and she was still a little scared in her heart.

... God Mosleyland left a life-saving treasure for them.

[God-cast Statue (Gem Stem Armor)], when she was in Yanmai Village, Philomena had always carried this sect's hole card found in the dungeon close to her body. At the critical moment when the defense line was facing collapse, she read out The incantation [Get up and go to battle] turned it into a huge king of stem armor, blocking the believers in front.

Each jewel stem armor can release spells of two random elements. The stem armor Philomena summoned this time is a red and yellow giant beast with two elements of fire and earth.

The moment it landed, it stomped on the ground violently, forming a mudslide surging in front of it, with violent tongues of flame attached to the rolling earth and rocks, engulfing the enemy group in front like a burning tsunami. In front of this wide-area AOE spell, goblins, human bandits and other ordinary miscellaneous fish melted without even the power to resist, like ants submerged in the tide.

After several successive waves, the Gem Stem Armor, which had withstood a large number of attacks, cleaned up all the miscellaneous fish, found the only three remaining stone-headed bandits, fought with them, and the stone giant's rough big ax struck again and again. Chopping on its shell, smashed out bursts of ice cracks, and the slow and heavy slam of the sledgehammer in the other hand deepened the pain of the gem stem armor. It frantically kicked and hit the torso of the stone statue with its huge hind legs, controlling As the earth elements in their bodies cracked, imploded, and pierced their heads with scorching rays, every movement could cause the surrounding earth to vibrate, and the sound of the battle between these giants disrupted the nervous heartbeat of the believers .

Having made all their efforts, they could only stare at the last hole card, waiting for it to pronounce the outcome of the battle for the Moslilan Sect.

In the end, the scarred jewel stem armor crushed the head of the last stone-headed bandit, dragged its broken leg back to the formation, and entered the standby mode. Everyone waited in fear for another ten minutes, and Luo Yin went out to investigate again. Finally, one thing was finally confirmed: at least in a short period of time, there will be no new intruders.

The moment they learned of the result, there were sparse cheers among the believers, and more breaths and cries of relief. Philomena was finally relieved for the time being and asked her subordinates to count the number of people. Not long after, she got an exciting piece of news from Luo Yin: In the battle against these more than a hundred mysterious invaders, there are now a total of thirty-eight believers in the Mosleyland Church, and none of them die.

Two or three days ago, the girls in front of my eyes were refugees in the streets and alleys, dying people riddled with diseases, abandoned prostitutes, and homeless lonely people.But now, under the leadership of God Mosleyland, they have their own homeland, and they have personally saved it from the attack of the strange demon-like legion, and they have not even lost any of their fellow believers.

After hearing the news, Philomena breathed a sigh of relief, but also had some doubts in her heart.

In her opinion, all of this was too much of a coincidence.

If she didn't find the [Helper Music Box], God Moslilan didn't remind her to pay attention to the defense of the village, and build a furniture defense line that can hold the village. It is absolutely impossible to hold the entrance of Yanmai Village only by relying on the girls' sparse arrow rain .

If there is no [Milk Ring] for strengthening the body and showing miracles, Philomena will not be able to quickly attract enough believers and train a defensive team with a certain combat power in a short time.

If there is no [Shadow Ball], the crossbows of the believers will not be able to deal with the [Stonehead Bandit]. No matter how much furniture there is or how loud the music box is, it will not be able to shake such a hard, heavy-bearing living colossus.

And if there is no [God Forged Statue (Gem Stem Armor)] that was obtained without any risk, and only relying on Philomena's own shadow ball, she would not be able to protect her believers from the stone head bandits...

...That's right, this shouldn't be a coincidence, everything is connected with each other, tightly fitting, strictly according to the plan.

... God Moslilan, did you think of all this from the very beginning?That's why he gave himself the [Shadow Ball], brought them to Yanmai Village, obtained magic items, and eagerly led us to find this statue so that we could keep our homeland?

Before, Philomena had suspected that these intruders were the test of the God of Mosleyland, and this suspicion grew out of her mind at this moment, but at this moment, she also firmly believed that Mosleyland Even if the Sri Lankan God is really testing them, His wrist is also very different from those gods who ignore the life and death of their believers and look down coldly.

The reason is very simple, from saving myself in the dark cave at the beginning, letting myself kill the chasing Holy Skin Cultists, to leading myself in the Ganjia Catacombs, finding the statue, and saving the team, to now in the mysterious Laughing at the intruders who protect the village... There are many dangers along the way, and it is not surprising that any casualties occur, but now...the sect has not suffered any casualties.

Every step, God of Moslilan did not explain in advance or explain afterwards, but as always, he gently led the believers forward. Ruomosililan sect is a delicate seedling that is trying to grow , then He... is the one who protects the seedlings.

He will gently wrap the seedlings with slender hands with well-defined knuckles, and let go of the fingers, allowing the outside wind to penetrate a little, so that the seedlings can be tempered and grow faster, but when the hurricane comes, He will protect the candle like a candle. Like a fire, he folded his hands together, not letting it tremble a bit.

... Is this your love, my lord?

Philomena looked at the jewel stem armor that had turned back into a statue, and put it into her arms with some complicated emotions.At this moment, Aisha, who was in charge of delivering the message, trotted over and said anxiously to her, "Pig's feet... no, bishop! Two church members were scratched by wolves who broke through the line of defense. The injuries are not serious. The sisters have been treated with the wound medicine you bought, but...they look a little strange."

"Take me there." Philomena nodded without showing any hesitation or hesitation. At this time, as a leader, she must hold back so as not to spread all kinds of dangerous negative words after the war. mood.

Under the leadership of Aisha, Philomena walked into the house that had been designated as an infirmary. On the cleaned bed, she saw two girls lying on their backs. She had already remembered all the believers She immediately recognized that these two were the first members of the sect, named Wei Na and Solila respectively, both girls were seventeen or eighteen years old, their injuries were located on their arms and legs respectively, and they both had The therapeutic plaster with disinfection function has been treated and wrapped with a bandage. So far, it seems that there is no serious problem, but...

"Master...hahahahaha, Bishop!" Seeing Philomena, Wei Na immediately stood up, with an exaggerated and happy smile on her face, but in the next moment, this smile turned into More genuine horror: "Solila and I...can't help laughing—"

"Hahahahahaha!"

Solila beside her burst into a burst of happy laughter at this moment, and immediately continued: "We don't know what's going on... It's like, coughing and sneezing, I can't help it!"

"And... and hahahahaha! Bishop, I'm obviously scared, but I... I feel so happy when I laugh... It's like I don't have to worry about anything, haha... everything When I got it, it was like—hahaha!"

If Mo Lan was here, from these laughter, he would immediately think of the abnormal body [thorns] from the game "Lobotomy Corporation" that he had encountered in the copy of "The Prisoner of the Rhine". Bus]...the laughter it makes people laugh is no different from the laughter in front of them.

"It's alright, Wei Na, Solila, stop talking." Philomena stopped the two girls. She was a little palpitated, but her face was still calm and peaceful. The more she was at this time, the less she could reveal herself. Even the slightest bit of negative emotion will ignite everyone's tense nerves at the moment, and by then, the mess will be too messy to clean up.

"A disease that causes intermittent laughter like a cough..." Seeing such a picture, Philomena immediately thought of the previous intruders with terrifying smiles. If the smiles of the two girls were frozen at the most exaggerated moment... It is no different from it.

...a kind of laughing sickness infected by contact with blood?Will it spread?Will it get worse?Will the sick eventually become one of those invaders?

A lot of questions came to Philomena's mind one after another. She forced herself to be calm, and after thinking quickly for a moment, she made a decision: she arranged for the two girls to bring enough living supplies and live in a house far away from the main settlement. Resting and recuperating, Luo Yin organized people to keep a distance to observe the disease, and the remaining believers who had been close to the two patients before were also temporarily quarantined, waiting for the God of Mosleyland to come again, and then reported the matter to Him. decide.

Is this also part of your gentle test?my lord?

Philomena looked at the girls who looked uneasy but walked into the isolation area under the comfort of faith, and asked inwardly.

At this moment... are you on the sky, looking down at your believers, and holding your fingertips?

At the same time, on the passageway on the world floor of the random tower, two figures walking side by side were kicking and kicking, tumbling up the stairs in a fancy way.

These two strange creatures just finished answering the questions, and they had a more detailed communication with each other, and the friendship between Wangnian brothers Shiguangsuo and Mo Lan, who performed a monkey show, deeply felt the friendship brought about by fighting side by side. So deeply, in order to praise the pure and beautiful same-sex friendship between the two, they couldn't help but sing in unison: "fvck! I'm so excited, its yoga time! (Fuck, I'm so excited, it's yoga time again!) ''"Only men invited! (Only men can enter)”

"don't be late or we'll suck your dick! (Don't be late or we'll suck your dick)"

"that'll teach you your dumbass beach! (Teach you your dumbass beach!)"

"Anyway we partner up! either dick to dick, or butt to butt (reasonably, we work together, either bird to bird or fart to butt)"

“but not dick to butt cause that fvcking gav! (but not dick to butt cause that fvcking gav!)”

“and manly yoga is fvcking straight! (Because manly yoga is too TM straight!)”

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The two brothers sang sweet songs like this, a Faker-style forward roll, a monkey-style back roll, rushed into the floor door in a very handsome posture, and entered the sixth floor of this random tower. He looked at the big scarlet characters approaching him.

【You have come to the sixth floor】

[The name of this floor is: [Happy Spinning Top Life and Death Contest]]

[Floor pass condition: Survive for more than three minutes in the top arena / Defeat all other players]

[Floor Reward: Survival for three minutes Reward: Each person gets 1000 endless points.Additional bonus for beating all other players: access to a random bonus room. 】

"Spinning Top Contest?" Suo Zige immediately cheered up when he heard the topic, "Brother Lan, we're sure this one will be safe."

"how do I say this?"

"Brother Yu used to be the spinning top champion in our primary school when he was young. In the full-effect non-level spinning top competition held by our fourth-grade school bully, I defeated eight classmates one after another in order to compete for the qualification to bring breakfast to Ms. Li in the grade. , was promoted to the number one spinning top king in the grade, there is no doubt about his high level of professionalism."

"Is there such a thing?" Mo Lan said in awe: "I don't know what kind of top Suozi brother used? Yunlongyue knife? Baofeng supersound? Qinglong MSUV? Ice sword? Jade unicorn?"

"The last two are fucking yoyos, right?" Brother Suozi sighed, "I didn't use a spinning top."

"How did you win the top race without using a top?"

"I took a stick and poked all their spinning tops into the air, and then beat up eight of them one by one. Only then did I succeed in getting the honor of delivering breakfast to classmate Li." Brother Suozi showed a look of reminiscence: "Now that I think about it, that was also my first love, Brother Lan, who is your first love?"

"Elsa the Bowel Hunter."

"Who is that?"

"Two-dimensional."

"Didn't you have the urge to give something to a classmate when you were in primary school?"

"No, I didn't know my college roommate at that time. But my elementary school often encountered supernatural events."

"0 overflow event?"

"supernatural event."

"Tell me about it."

"When I was in elementary school, every time I went to self-study in the morning, I could see breakfast of unknown origin on the desk. There were often some snacks, small sticky notes and comic books on the desk for no reason. Many girls spoke to me in a tone that sounded like It’s a bit yin and yang, and there is a girl from high school in the same school who always pulls me to their table every lunch, I suspect they are all bewitched.”

"You fucking..."

Just when the two looked back at the past, all the scenes on the sixth floor had been set up. Mo Lan and Brother Suozi looked around and found that they were placed in the center of a ring-shaped arena. The entire battlefield was wide at the top and narrow at the bottom. The structure, the cross-section looks like a standard inverted trapezoid, similar to the wide-mouthed bowls used for eating at home. The ground is a white floor with a moderate friction coefficient and unknown material. There are more than a dozen spinners holding vaguely shaped spinning tops and waiting for the battle.

...Yes, Mo Lan and Brother Suozi are in the arena.This feeling is like playing backgammon, when the two brothers just sat down on their seats, they suddenly poured white milk and black shit on someone, took a photo with the zoom out light and threw it on the board. From this moment on, The two brothers felt that something was wrong.

At the same time, a system prompt follows:

"You have entered the [Random Spinning Top Arena]. In order to prevent young players from knowing enough about the [Top Spinning Top], here is an explanation from the system: [Top Spinning Top] is a general term for all objects that can move by rotating at high speed and attack with their own power. .

Players outside the arena will put their spinning tops into the arena. When they fight each other, they will also approach you and cause a certain amount of damage. The top keeps spinning, and when all the tops in the field stop spinning, you will win the battle. "

"Co-author of this [Happy Spinning Top Life and Death Contest], they are the happy spinning tops, and we two brothers are in the Life and Death Contest, right?" Mo Lan felt that she was Ma Zhongpeng's younger brother now, and Ma Zhongma said, "Well, give us some spinning tops what?"

As if hearing Mo Lan's prayer, the system followed up with another sentence: "As part of the humanized difficulty balance mechanism, the two players will each get a random spinning top that can be controlled with their thoughts. It is used to help Players fight. In addition, there is a spinning top barrier inside and outside the field, and the players will stand behind the barrier to compete, and all items that have nothing to do with the spinning top cannot penetrate the barrier, please abide by the rules and fight hard!"

"Fuck, Brother Lan, look at this!" Shi Guangsuo yelled loudly, and took out a large shining spinning top from his suddenly bulging crotch: "[Black Lion Beast], Chinese team leader Alei in Spinning Top Warrior The spinning top can be enlarged to the size of the podium according to my thoughts, and I can control it as I like, and we are invincible!"