Goddess of Entertainment Collector

"Oh, I never thought that you, the benefactor, are so discerning. I admire you."

The old Taoist played by Jia Liang was still sighing in front of him, suddenly his face straightened, and he burst out with an expert demeanor, and said very mysteriously: "Yes, I know astronomy from the top, geography from the bottom, harmony between people, yin and yang, and gossip , Eight Door Dunjia, Six Character Mantra

, the omniscient Taoist... Sai, Ban, Xian! "

"Damn it, the title is so long? So awesome?"

Seeing Ye Xin's dumbfounded expression, Sai Banxian played by Jia Liang stroked his beard, smiling without showing his teeth, showing his color and arrogance.

To be honest, if it weren't for his ridiculous appearance, with Jia Liang's qualifications, he would really have the demeanor of a master.

The fortune teller is so strong, Ye Newsyan immediately changed his expression, and smiled cheaply to please: "Well, master, I am so poor that I can't get rid of it recently, you help me figure out, when will I be prosperous?"

Sai Banxian half-closed his eyes, tilted his head for a long time to look at Ye Xin with a humble smile on his face, and asked, "Do you want to get rich overnight?"

"Yes!"

Ye Xin nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, with a baby's expression that thinks so, silly, dazed, and cute, instantly making countless Huaichun girls go crazy.

"You want to become famous in one fell swoop?"

"Yes."

Ye Xin nodded again like a chicken pecking rice, with an expression of admiration, this is all his dream, and Sai Banxian actually knew that he was indeed a fairy!

"You want to drive a Lamborghini to pick up girls?"

"Yes."

Ye Xin was already moved to the point of admiration, Sai Banxian really understood him, he really was a god!Know his every dream!

"You want to smoke with banknotes?"

"Yes."

Hearing Sai Banxian continue to talk about his previous dream, Ye Xin was so moved that he almost knelt down. His "smart" brain understood that he had met a peerless expert.

"Do you want to use Apple 4S as a table leg?"

"Yes."

Ye Xin nodded frantically again, with an expression of admiration for you, but Sai Banxian played by Jia Liang rolled his eyes speechlessly, and said with an expression of thinking too much, "Then what are you waiting for, wash up and sleep quickly Bar!"

"Pfft!"

"Would you like to have such a magical twist, I sprayed the computer with a mouthful of orange juice!"

"Hurry up and go to bed! This sentence really hit my point of laughter, ouch! I laughed so hard!"

"It's so funny. The screenwriter who wrote this film is really talented. How did he come up with it? It's so funny."

Seeing this, countless netizens from all over the country burst into laughter, and so did the beast. He had a vague premonition that this might be a funny stalk, but he didn't expect it to end like this. It was really sharp!

Countless people laughed, countless beauties trembled, and the short film continued.

After Sai Banxian proposed to wash and sleep, Ye Xin, who was adoring, almost didn't realize it. It took him a while to understand, and he grabbed Sai Banxian by the neck and said, "Yeah... shit, you kidding me?"

Even though Ye Xin strangled his neck, Sai Banxian still looked like a master, staring at Ye Xin with contempt and said: "Hmph, ignorant! Although the old man is well versed in yin and yang, understands the secrets of heaven, is graceful and graceful, but you have to understand that the world no no no

A labor of love!If you want to develop, you have to work hard!Of course, hard work is not enough, you also need a strong skill! "

Saying that, Sai Banxian pulled the collar of his clothes abruptly, stretched out his hand and took out a book from his pocket, which was in the same style as the "Tathagata God's Palm" just now, except that the cover of this book had the words "Successful Learning" written on it!

Seeing Ye Xin looking at him stupidly, Sai Banxian smiled triumphantly and said, "Did you see that, this book is about summarizing the general trend of the world and analyzing the experiences of countless successful people in the past and present. written

, the secret book of "Successful Learning" that can help you get rich quickly!

Originally, I planned to keep it for myself, but I am old, and I no longer value things outside of me. This world will be yours in the future, so take it, just give me ten yuan. "

"It's so powerful! Thank you Master, you can take the ten yuan."

Ye Xin's face-changing speed was not much worse than that of a half-celestial being. Hearing this, he immediately handed over ten yuan and left holding "Successful Learning".

On the way, he couldn't help but flipped through the pages, and the first page of "Successful Learning" read "Chapter 1 The Elements of Success".

Then, the picture was rippling like water waves, the color changed to black and white, and it quickly switched to a classroom.

In the classroom, the former Sai Banxian transformed into a master of success in a suit and leather shoes, and pointed at the blackboard filled with various abstract words and images: "If you want to get rich and succeed, you must know the conditions required for success! Mister

To combine the three elements, you first need a goal! "

The place where the antenna is pointing is a house, with notes in Chinese and English next to it: "Bank, bank."

Then the camera quickly cuts to the beginning of the title, Ye Xin is standing in front of the toilet secretly drawing a map of the bank.

Chapter 2 [-]b at the gathering

"So that's what it means!"

Seeing this, Calling Beast and everyone else suddenly realized, and understood the meaning of the first few shots, a narrative method of backwards.

However, many directors used this method, and everyone didn't feel too shocked. They continued to watch with a smile, waiting for the follow-up jokes to come.

The video clip returned to the classroom again, and the handsome Sai Banxian pointed the antenna at the stickmen on the blackboard again, and said with a smile: "After you have determined your goal, you still need a team!"

pat!

The screen switches again.