Goddess of Entertainment Collector

This time, it was a very dirty room. The first thing that caught the camera was a low table. Behind the low table was a bed with piles of dirty clothes on it.

After showing the scene of the messy room, the camera suddenly went dark, and when it was turned on again, Ye Xinzheng, who was wearing a slim white suit, folded his hands on his chest, and stared sternly ahead.

And on the snow-white wall behind him, the four characters "successful people" were clearly written with a brush, which was quite cool and awesome.

However, before he was handsome for ten seconds, and before the female fans screamed, the plot took a magical turn.

I saw the camera slowly moving down and zooming out, the windy scene just now turned out to be just a photo.On the low table under the photo, the real Ye Xin was crossing his arms, looking forward in the same pose as the photo.

A real person, a photo, different dimensions, the same pose, the comedy effect is really hilarious. At the moment, many people are laughing like crazy.

In fact, there is a source for this plot, and Ye Xin borrowed footage from the first episode of a Kyrgyzstan short drama "Madman".

"Can...can you not be so funny...haha."

"I'm going, it's too flirty! Imitate in front of my own portrait, don't you want to be so funny!"

"I'm dizzy, I almost faint from laughing!"

"You don't need an explanation for your funny life, I'm getting more and more aware that Ye Xin is a funny one!"

"It's so funny, why is this episode so cold and humorous, it suddenly makes people laugh to death!"

Calling Beast doesn't know how many people will burst into laughter seeing this clip, anyway, he himself laughs out of shape, laughing until his stomach hurts.

But soon he was fascinated by the next plot, he couldn't help but stop laughing, and focused on watching the plot.

The camera zoomed down, and there was another young man with yellow hair sitting opposite Ye Xin. He was the slut Zeng Xiaoxian in the first episode.

The two faced each other, with cigarettes between their fingers. The cigarettes were marked with the Yellow Crane Tower. For this shot, they paid 300 million.

As the two of them took a deep breath and exhaled it again, the room was filled with smoke and the atmosphere was solemn, constantly exaggerating the heavy atmosphere.

The atmosphere became more and more serious. Suddenly, Ye Xin shook the cigarette between his fingers, stared at Zeng Xiaoxian seriously and asked: "Zeng Xiaoxian, how many years have you and I been brothers?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was full of slut air, smiled cheaply when he heard the words, shook the cigarette between his fingers, and suddenly sang with deep eyes: "So many years ago, you didn't know me, and I didn't know you..."

"Hahahahaha..."

Countless people were amused by the laughter, but this divine comedy with broken sound instantly wiped out the solemn atmosphere just now, leaving only the funny that made people laugh and cry.

"stop!"

Listening to Zeng Xiaoxian singing the out-of-key "So Many Years", Ye Xin immediately tilted his head to one side, stretched out his hand to cover Zeng Xiaoxian's face, and couldn't bear to look directly: "Speak human."

"Nine years, seven months and five days, Wang Dahammer!"

Ye Xin looked at Zeng Xiaoxian sternly, paused for three seconds before saying with emotion: "Yes, it's been so many years since one month and fourteen days."

Then he narrowed his eyes, leaned forward, and continued: "Don't say that brothers are not righteous, if you have a big business, it depends on whether you have the guts."

"Big business?" Zeng Xiaoxian took a puff of cigarette, spit it out lightly, then squinted his eyes, and asked like a veteran in this field: "How big is it?"

After snapping his fingers, Ye Xin said mysteriously, "Millions!"

"Okay, I promise!"

"what?"

Ye Xin was stunned, and said in disbelief: "Damn, you agreed so quickly, I still have a lot of arguments that are not useful."

"Between brothers, there is no need for politeness."

Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand, with an expression that I believed in you very much, and Ye Xin was so grateful at the moment, he sighed: "That's right, good brother!"

Zeng Xiaoxian also said with emotion: "Good buddy!"

Staring at each other, about three seconds later, the two of them were so moved that they cried and hugged each other, but it made countless people get goosebumps all over their bodies. These two people are really disgusting.

"Hahahahaha!!!!"

"Fuck! I'm so drunk, you two are really a golden partner!"

"Everyone, if you have a bad expression at this time, go to the supermarket and make some instant noodles!"

"Ye Xin will definitely say to Zeng Xiaoxian at this time: If you love me, say it out loud! If you hate me, just hide it in your heart for the rest of your life!"

Amidst the laughter of netizens, the clip flashed back to the classroom, and the coquettish Sai Banxian began to introduce the third element: "plan!"

After the flashback ended, Ye Xin and Zeng Xiaoxian were already deep in an alley. Zeng Xiaoxian had a red scarf tied on his nose, and asked, "Brother, is it too risky to rob a bank?"

"High risk, high reward, don't be afraid, I have a thorough plan!"

Ye Xin smiled triumphantly, then reached out his hand and took out a piece of white paper from his pocket, on which was drawn a map of ghost symbols.

Shaking the white paper in his hand, Ye Xin said, "This is the topographic map of the bank drawn by me after many days of rigorous investigation and consultation, using my professional drawing knowledge. With it, the bank is our private cash machine." !"

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The video continued, shaking the white paper in his hand, Ye Xin said: "This is the topographic map of the bank drawn by me after many days of rigorous investigation and consultation, using my professional drawing knowledge. With it, the bank is our private bank. ATM!"

After finishing speaking, Ye Xin chuckled sternly and shook his shoulders, lest people would not know that he was a second B.

"Brother, Gao Ming!"

Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately flattered and said in admiration: "Well, brother, do you have money? I'll buy a pack of cigarettes to strengthen my courage."

"Cowardly."