The Emperor of the Pirate King

A yellow and black Chevrolet Camaro stopped at the door of the love apartment, the eight-cylinder engine slowly stopped roaring, and Zeng Xiaoxian, wearing sunglasses, walked out of it slowly.

Immediately after the co-pilot walked out a long-haired girl, Zeng Xiaoxian pulled out a hundred-yuan bill, then snapped it back, and replaced it with a five-yuan bill. The girl shook her head and got into the car, placing the "car rental" sign in front of the car. .”

Zeng Xiaoxian stroked his hair, and walked slowly towards the apartment.

136 Yoyo's Boyfriend

After returning to the love apartment, Zeng Xiaoxian went straight back to his room. He decided to give everyone a surprise tomorrow.

The next day, Guan Gu miraculously came out of the room with a yawn. Zeng Xiaoxian posed in a pose to greet him, but he ignored Zeng Xiaoxian and walked under his arm until he saw the sumptuous meal on the table. Table Breakfast.

"What's going on?" Guan Gu Qiqi asked.

"This is the rich breakfast that Zeng Xiaoxian made for everyone." Luo Yu had long been accustomed to Zeng Xiaoxian's nonsense, and he happily enjoyed it from the sidelines.

Zeng Xiaoxian squinted his eyes meanly, obviously waiting for a compliment.

"But I'm Japanese, and the Japanese don't eat suckling pig for breakfast," Guan Gu said solemnly.

"Pfft..." Luo Yu couldn't hold back the soy milk from his mouth, Zeng Xiaoxian's face was petrified, and this table breakfast can be described as a hodgepodge, in addition to roast suckling pig, there are trotters, ham, lion head, cake, and more There were also a few preserved eggs and a box of biscuits. Except for Luo Yu who gave face to this breakfast, everyone in the love apartment shook their heads.

"Oh, I made reservations last night. After everyone had supper, no ghost came, so I had to pack it up and bring it back," Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"You fell asleep as soon as you got home last night," Luo Yu revealed.

"Uh" Zeng Xiaoxian petrified again.

"Why does this milk taste weird?" Guan Gu did not pay attention to what Zeng Xiaoxian said, he opened the refrigerator, took out the milk and sniffed it carefully on his nose.Then came a bite in the mouth.

"I've read it, it's expired," Luo Yu said calmly.

Guan Gu miraculously swallowed the milk and said, "Then why don't you throw it away?"

Now Zeng Xiaoxian became interested, he forced gestures happily and said, "Well, let's just throw away the refrigerator together, okay?" Ask "Look, which one to choose"

"I don't know, you can ask Luo Yu." Guan Gu miraculously picked up the chopsticks, preparing to barely pick out something edible from this breakfast. "I don't know, you can go back and ask Zhang Wei, he is more entangled." Luo Yu also shook his head, "But you probably can't ask him now, because he is going to visit relatives, the shortest is a month, and the longest is three to five years Luo Yu turned his head and smiled at Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian petrified for the third time, he raised his eyebrows, "Visiting relatives, didn't he say that he is an orphan, where are his relatives?"

Luo Yu said with a smile, "You don't understand this, visit relatives, visit relatives, and kiss after exploring."

"Uh..." Zeng Xiaoxian slapped Guan Gu next to him again, "What about Yoyo, ask her to come together, how strong are the numbers?" Zeng Xiaoxian has a mysterious obsession with buying a refrigerator.

"Forget it, I don't have an appetite, let's do it next time," Guan Gu said magically.

"Come on, today is a good day, the sun is shining, my friends are reunited, and my favorite TV series has started, the third season, hahahaha" Zeng Xiaoxian was very happy.

Guan Gu did not speak miraculously, he crushed the cake in his hand, and the residues kept falling on his obviously unhappy face.

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't figure out the situation, he asked Luo Yu, "What's wrong with him, Yoyo is cheating on you"

"Of course not," Guan Gu miraculously refuted.

"No, but they had a quarrel in the bar two days ago," Luo Yu said. Luo Yu was also there at the time. He likes going to the bar the most. There are often beauties with long legs and big breasts in the bar to relax.Even the waiters are wearing very abstinent bar uniforms. Luo Yu and Lu Ziqiao can form a black and white duo, so Luo Yu spends most of his time at the love apartment in the bar.That day, I just saw the whole process of Guan Gu Miraculously arguing with Tang Youyou. The whole process, um, was illogical.

Two days ago, Luo Yu was sitting under the bar and flirting with a beautiful woman. Yoyo and Guan Gu were sweetly using two straws and a glass of drink. Tang Youyou introduced, "Hi, this is the new bartender, Ajin, this is my friend. Friend Luo Yu, this is my boyfriend Guan Gu, who is amazing, he is Japanese." Tang Youyou held Guan Gu's arm shyly.

"Please, I introduced this bartender, okay?" Luo Yu said.

A Jin gave Luo Yu a high-five and asked, "Yuyou's boyfriend is so handsome, how did you get so good at the beginning?"

Luo Yu was also interested at this time. He took a sip of the wine in the glass and looked at the two of them.

"It's simple, it can be described in four words." Guan Gu magically leaned on the bar and said, "It can be described in four words."

"Love at first sight" Ah Jin blurted out.

"None of your business." Guan Gu miraculously corrected, Luo Yu spit out his wine and couldn't help laughing.

Originally, Tang Youyou was also looking forward to Guan Gu's answer, but she didn't expect it to be these four. She glared at Luo Yu who was laughing.Luo Yu immediately stopped his smile, and the bartender left very unhappy, "This is an idiom that Luo Yu taught me, isn't it the right way?" Guan Gu wondered that the atmosphere was not right, and asked.

"Hahahaha" Luo Yu couldn't help laughing again. He usually likes to tease Guan Gu, and often misinterprets the meaning of idioms, and then tells Guan Gu. Guan Gu uses it so fresh and refined every time. Funny.

"I think it's okay to use this idiom, Yoyo," Luo Yu said.

Tang Youyou patted Guan Gu's magical shoulder, "Guan Guan, don't treat Luo Yu as your idiom teacher again next time, he just asks if there is any malice"

"That's right, the sentence just now was indeed a bit impolite, next time I'll teach you something new," Luo Yu quickly added.

"But those bartenders are new and they are too gossip, the entertainment reporters are almost starved to death by them," Guan Gu said dissatisfied miraculously.

"But I think it's good. If one more person shares it, it's a blessing." Women are always a little vanity, and like to talk about their earth-moving love to make others envious.Luo Yu looked at Tang Youyou, he understood very well.

"I also have a story to share with you," Guan Gu said miraculously.

Yoyo is interested, "Let's talk and listen"

"According to reliable sources, Song Zude and Luo Yufeng are sisters. The NBA will soon be acquired by the CBA. Two days ago, Ma Yun bought a fighter jet on Taobao or gave him two missiles." Guan Gu, a reporter from Magic Science Entertainment, began to broadcast seriously.Luo Yu knew that Guan Gu was giving an example to Youyou, and the gossip news was of little value.

But Tang Youyou was stunned the whole time, she opened her eyes wide and looked at Guan Gu's magic, "Except for the first one, the others are all messed up"

"This is what the bartenders told me, if not, you can ask Luo Yu." Guan Gu turned to look at Luo Yu.

"Uh" Luo Yu nodded "Yes"

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"So what did I say, cherish life and stay away from gossip?" Guan Gu Miracle was very satisfied with his conclusion.