The Emperor of the Pirate King

"Hey, Guan Gu" Yoyo still didn't give up, "If you really wanted to tell us how we got married, what would you say?"

"He must answer four more words." Luo Yu said, "How do you know?" Guan Gu was very happy that Luo Yu knew his thoughts, and he held Luo Yu's hand tightly, "You are really my confidante."

Luo Yu felt that something was wrong and was about to correct it, but Tang Youyou said "How dare you"

Seeing Guan Gu, Luo Yu immediately put down his hand, and then took Tang Youyou's hand affectionately and said, "I will answer truthfully." Tang Youyou looked forward to it, "I have been secretly in love with you for a long time, and then we will be fine."

This answer is equivalent to not saying, Luo Yu not only doubted his Guan Gu's magical IQ, Tang Youyou also found it unbelievable, she asked "No more?" Guan Gu shook his head seriously, "No more."

Tang Youyou was very angry, she sighed with disappointment on her face, "You are so boring" and then turned around and left.

Guan Gu was mysteriously unknown, so he turned his head to look at Luo Yu, "Am I boring?"

Luo Yu put down his wine glass and nodded, "That's right, you are very boring, brother, your ability to generalize is too strong."

Guan Gu Miraculously doesn’t understand “Why should everyone around the world know the privacy of me and Yoyo, I’m not Guo Meimei”

Luo Yu felt that Guan Gu miraculously didn't understand girls' hearts. This time, Yoyo might be really angry, so he took Guan Gu to other places in the bar to find Yoyo.But I saw Yoyo on another bar, this time there was a female bartender, and the bartender brought a glass of cocktail to Yoyo's table and asked, "So how did you and your boyfriend get along?"

Tang Youyou replied shyly, "How embarrassing this is," and immediately said seriously, "It all stems from a shipwreck accident five years ago."

"Shipwreck" Luo Yu and Guan Gu Magic glanced at each other, and then Guan Gu Magic pulled Luo Yu aside, preparing to wait and see what Tang You You had to say.

Youyou's expression was serious, and he began to make up a story with a sad face, "That day, it was foggy, and I was traveling on the Black Pearl cruise ship on the iceberg-covered Caribbean Sea. Suddenly..." Tang Youyou said about five minutes later , until Luo Yu heard Tang Youyou say "youjumpijump" Luo Yu thought the story was about to end, but Yoyo continued talking for several hours, and the story ended with "Guan Guan he carried me out of Leifeng Pagoda, although he I lost my right arm, and I also lost the right to inherit the royal family, but in the end we are still together." End.Luo Yu's feet are numb. Although Yoyo is talking nonsense, Luo Yu finds it super funny, especially in line with Guan Gu's expression

"Have you finished?" Guan Gu couldn't help it finally, he rushed up and stood beside Yoyo and asked.Luo Yu didn't hold Guan Gu, but just walked over.

"When did you arrive?" Tang Youyou panicked, "I arrived in the Caribbean Sea five years ago." Guan Gu said with an uneasy expression.

"This is my boyfriend." Tang Youyou introduced to the bartender, but the bartender was firing at Luo Yu the whole time. Luo Yu gave her a look and said secretly, "Wait for me." The bartender left happily.

"Just like that, Yoyo went around talking nonsense in the bar, not knowing about Guan Gu's broken arm, but also saying that Guan Gu was blind, and everyone was watching." Luo Yu said to Zeng Xiaoxian, and he finally finished talking about the quarrel process like Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Hahahaha, hahahaha" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile lying on the table and couldn't get up, Guan Gu glared at him miraculously, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately said seriously, "It's wrong with Yoyo, Luo Yu and I will help you talk about Yoyo" and then pulled Luo Yu Run to the bar to find Tang Youyou.

"How many versions have you distributed?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked, still holding the unfinished roast suckling pig in his hand.

"Well, three, no, four, plus the version that was not finished just now, four and a half." Tang Youyou said in a water blue dress.

"Yuyou, Guan Gu is a Japanese, his dullness is his characteristic, so don't be angry with him," Luo Yu also persuaded from the side.

"Then you said who was wrong, weren't you by the side the whole time?" Tang Youyou began to ask, Luo Yu "Uh, to borrow Guan Gu's idiom, it's none of my business"

Tang Youyou sighed, "Zhang Wei and Yumo are gone, Guan Gu knows how to draw every day, I'm almost depressed to death, and I also took a test about the happiness index of love yesterday, and I'll give you [-] points for the test. I only got four points, which is one point lower than the worst one, and I can’t even find a conclusion, and, besides, I cheated.”

"Impossible." Luo Yu leaned over to look at the topic, "Do you often feel diarrhea when you are in love? Is the sweetest thing you have ever done was picking up money?" Luo Yu thought what kind of stupid topic this is.

"Why can't you pass this kind of test?" Luo Yu asked.

"Obviously it's Guan Gu who can't get along with me," Tang Youyou said aggrievedly.

"Then don't play with him, you play with Zi Qiao, hey, Zi Qiao is here." As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, Zi Qiao walked over wearing a white shirt. Two fake beards that can be called inferior.

"Look at how I look today." Lu Ziqiao stood behind Luo Yu and Zeng Xiaoxian, with his hands on their shoulders, proudly showing off his look.

"What are you two caterpillars?"

"You had a hormone surge last night"

"This is the ugliest fake beard I've ever seen"

The three complained one after another, but Lu Ziqiao didn't take it seriously, "I'm doing a very important experiment, my little aunt lent me some money." Tang Youyou spread his hands and said there was no "Teacher Zeng." Zeng Xiaoxian put the messy roast suckling pig in his hand in front of Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Luo Yu..." Lu Ziqiao looked at Luo Yu again, "I'm only forty..." Before Luo Yu finished speaking, the money was snatched away, and before he could react, Lu Ziqiao disappeared.

"His testosterone exploded overnight last night, what medicine did he take wrong?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

"I really appreciate your use of the word 'you'. This matter has something to do with Yu Mo's moving away. A week ago, Yu Mo and Luo Yu had a video call and was caught by Joe. He was very angry. A charming man, but he was robbed of the limelight by Luo Yu unexpectedly." Tang Youyou looked at Luo Yu.

"It's not my fault," Luo Yu said, "Later, he snatched the tablet and talked to Yu Mo." Luo Yu began to narrate the whole incident. Went to see her, but was rejected by Yu Mo, and then he found Yu Mo on Weibo and replied to Richard's post, which said he was divorced."

"That's right" Tang Youyou then snatched the words, "Zi Qiaofei said that Yu Mo forgave Richard, so he felt that Richard had a trait that was infinitely forgiven by women over and over again, and this trait But he doesn't, for example, Richard likes to wear blue sweaters, Richard is an overseas Chinese in Africa, and another example is "

"So today he is learning that Richard has a beard," Zeng Xiaoxian said.

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard an "ah", Lu Ziqiao's beard was torn off by a girl, and he screamed in pain.

"There are no normal people here." Luo Yu shook his head.

"If the brainless could fly, this would be an airport," Zeng Xiaoxian also sighed.

When Luo Yu went back and told Hu Yifei that there was no normal person in the apartment, Hu Yifei replied calmly, "Why not, I am a normal person."

"Mr. Zeng and I have not left home for a few days and everyone has become like this. How do you become the head of the family?" Luo Yu said to Hu Yifei. She was standing on top of Hu Yifei. Today, she is wearing a yellow short-sleeved dress, with a ponytail, and her pink lips are particularly alluring. Luo Yu's heart flutters when she sees it.

"Busy, what are you busy with, doctoral dissertation?" Luo Yu asked.

"I'm sorry, my thesis has passed, and I finished the task ahead of schedule," Hu Yifei said proudly.

"What is this?" Luo Yu came in and saw the "postdoctoral application form." Luo Yu was stunned.

"Our school has set up a postdoctoral mobile station, and the dean hopes that I can join," Hu Yifei said.

"You don't want to be a postdoctoral fellow, do you know Mr. Zeng?" Luo Yu asked. He remembered seeing Zeng Xiaoxian firmly opposing Hu Yifei's postdoctoral status in the love apartment.

"Why did you become so illiterate all of a sudden?" Hu Yifei looked up at Luo Yu, "Your face doesn't match your knowledge at all. A postdoctoral fellow is not a degree, but a postdoctoral fellow who is allowed to enter the postdoctoral station. It can be said that the mobile station continues to contribute academically to human beings." Contributing post-doctoral degree recipient" Hu Yifei finished all this in one breath, without taking a breath.

"You're going to be a postdoctoral fellow!" Luo Yu jumped up and shouted, for some reason, he, like Zeng Xiaoxian, didn't want Hu Yifei to be a postdoctoral fellow, although he knew he wasn't from this world and couldn't put too much emotion into it, but he didn't know Unexpectedly, Hu Yifei's position in his heart became more and more important.