The Emperor of the Pirate King

"How do I know, besides, don't you really want to come, don't say it, let's find Yifei quickly." Luo Yu looked around but didn't see Hu Yifei's shadow "Luxury Suite" Luo Yu and Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at each other, no Run to have a room with Mr. Wang, Luo Yu quickly took out his mobile phone and called Hu Yifei, "Hu Yifei, where are you, why didn't we see you?"

Hu Yifei, who was repairing the washing machine at home, felt very strange, "I'm at home, where are you?"

"You're at home!" Zeng Xiaoxian and Luo Yu looked at each other in surprise, "Didn't you say you're here to attend the faculty association of your school?"

"I meant to go, but halfway through, Meijia called me and said that the washing machine was broken, so I came back to fix the washing machine, what's wrong?" Hu Yifei felt very strange, "You won't go to our school secretly... ..." ,,...

148. Drink alcohol

"No, no," Luo Yu quickly interrupted, "Mr. Zeng and I are out for dinner."

"What are the two big men eating? Come back quickly. The washing machine in our apartment is really going to be scrapped. This is my favorite washing machine," Hu Yifei said on the other end of the phone.

"Oh, good." After Luo Yu hung up the phone, he shook his head with Zeng Xiaoxian, and hurried back to the love apartment.

"Mr. Zeng, why are you still here? Didn't Yifei ask you to fix the washing machine?" Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just returned, was pulled by Mega to fix the washing machine. Luo Yu went back to his room with nothing to do, but was called by Zeng Xiaoxian again. "Help me lift the washing machine, it seems that something is stuck under it," Zeng Xiaoxian said.

Luo Yu hurried to help, "Well, where is Yifei, isn't Yifei repairing the washing machine?"

"Oh, she said she had a headache, I told her to go back to sleep first." Zeng Xiaoxian and Luo Yu found a lot of small rags stuck in the washing machine, which seemed to be cut from the body of a plush doll, "Which one is it?" Erhuo did such a stupid thing, Mr. Zeng, go to the storage room and get me a big wrench," Luo Yu said angrily.

"Oh, good." Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to open the door and found that the door handle had fallen off. "Hey," she took out her mobile phone and called Mika, asking Mika to open the door for them.

"Chen Meijia" Meijia was locking the door outside. She said she would help Teacher Zeng, so she and Ziqiao came up with a seamless idea. Ziqiao locked Guan Gu and Tang Youyou who didn't want to live together, She locked Teacher Zeng and Hu Yifei together. In order to prevent Luo Yu from being sad, they prepared a cup of highly concentrated Erguotou mixed with boiled water in the living room, so that Luo Yu could sleep until dawn and relieve all worries when he was drunk. It was perfect.

"Hey, Teacher Zeng, today is a great day for you to confess your love to Yifei, and it is also the only way for you to go out." Chen Meijia said seriously, "I know you need a wrench, and I have already put you under the bookcase. There are other tools in the cabinet that you may use, you know, you will appreciate me after tonight, don't play tricks, if you don't do what I want tonight, I will tell Sister Yifei It was you who broke it, the purpose was to prevent her from attending the party, and said that you had a crush on her for many years, go, we are with you, by the way. Don’t worry, Luo Yu guesses he’s drunk and fell asleep now”

"Hey, don't be ridiculous, Hu Yifei is already outside, Luo Yu and I are in the room now, hello, hello" Zeng Xiaoxian noticed that Chen Meijia had hung up the phone.

After hanging up the phone, Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to yell at the door, "Hey, hey, open the door, Luo Yu and I are inside."

"Don't try to lie to us, we saw Luo Yu enter the bedroom with our own eyes." Meijia said loudly. The glass of water she looked at in the living room had already been drank. She didn't know that it was Hu Yifei who was too thirsty to repair the washing machine, so she drank it. feel headache.

"What's the matter, Mr. Zeng, what's your name?" Luo Yu felt strange. He asked while repairing the washing machine. Zeng Xiaoxian thought that if he told Luo Yumeijia to lock them up, Luo Yu would definitely ask why. He said it was to help Isn't it embarrassing for him to confess to Hu Yifei, so Zeng Xiaoxian also pretended to be stupid.

"Oh, it's nothing." Zeng Xiaoxian opened the cupboard. There was a bottle of drink, a bottle of liquor, a big wrench and a condom. Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned. He hid the condom in his arms and handed the wrench Give it to Luo Yu, and take a sip of the drink by the way.

"I'm thirsty too, give me a sip." Luo Yuxiu repaired the washing machine and was sweating profusely. Zeng Xiaoxian felt that the drink was a bit weird, but he still handed it to Luo Yu.

Ziqiao was a little worried that Teacher Zeng would back off, so she discussed with Meijia whether to keep an eye on it, and Meijia vowed to show off the tools she had prepared like Lu Ziqiao, "Don't worry, the tools I prepared for Teacher Zeng will give He was inspired, so I added wine, the last time Teacher Zeng confided in us that he liked Yifei because you poured him five glasses of vodka, this time I will do the same."

Lu Ziqiao looked disdainful, "Use your brain, why did he get himself drunk for nothing today? Do you think he is a mouse, would he take mouse poison by himself?"

"Of course I know, so I did a little trick. I guess Mr. Zeng is timid and would not dare to drink, so that bottle of Bacardi is not wine at all. On the contrary, I mixed eight kinds of alcohol into the bottle of black tea. The drink, after drinking it for the first time, I don’t feel anything at all, but after five minutes, it’s time to go up. At this time, the washing machine should be repaired. I asked the gangster downstairs to modify the circuit. When she pressed the power switch When the time comes, the sound system will start, and then they will be together naturally, see if you see it, it’s seamless.”

"Tall, it's really tall," Lu Ziqiao praised, "But what about Luo Yu, maybe Yifei likes Luo Yu, isn't it good for us to mess up the mandarin ducks like this?"

"Oh, it's okay, Luo Yu has so many girls who like it, besides, if Luo Yu and Yifei are together, then who will form a group with you to pick up girls?" Meijia said.

"Yes." Lu Ziqiao nodded and took a sip of the wine in his hand.

Five minutes later, Luo Yu and Zeng Xiaoxian began to spin around. Luo Yu pressed the washing machine, but suddenly a strange music came out, "Mr. Zeng, what's going on?"

"Um, I don't know either." Zeng Xiaoxian began to play dumb.

The two looked at each other in the bewildered music, "Why is it so strange?" Luo Yu said, "What's so good about this music, it's not exciting at all." Luo Yu activated his music skills, and in a blink of an eye the room became In the bar night scene, Luo Yu and Zeng Xiaoxian began to get up to their heart's content.

Outside the balcony, Chen Meijia and Lu Ziqiao happily slammed their glasses together, "How about it, do you admire me? The plan I made is really beautiful," Lu Ziqiao said proudly.

"Hey, I just thought of the idea of ​​the study." Mika was also very unconvinced.

"If it wasn't for me, would you have thought of locking them together?" Lu Ziqiao argued. "Okay, you have contributed too. Long time no see, your IQ has actually improved." Lu Ziqiao lovingly patted Meijia's head.

"I have improved not only in IQ, but also in all aspects, okay?" Meijia said proudly.

"What, why didn't I find out?" Lu Ziqiao didn't want to believe it.

"For example, what's the difference between an apple and a pineapple?" Meijia stood up straight and puffed up her breasts. In fact, she wanted to say that her breasts had become bigger. When she moved into the love apartment, everyone laughed at her as an airplane For this reason, she drank papaya for three months while selling clothes in the Northeast.She finds it fruitful.

"You've gained weight," Lu Ziqiao said without hesitation.

"Your observation skills are not good enough," Meijia said. ,,...

149. a condom

"Who said that?" Lu Ziqiao was not convinced.

"There is a beautiful woman taking a bath opposite, do you see it?" Chen Meijia deliberately tested Lu Ziqiao.

"Where, where?" Lu Ziqiao excitedly looked down the balcony. In order to see more clearly, he took a round wooden barrel on the ground to look at the door. As a result, the balcony door was closed just like that, and the two of them were also caught. locked out.

In order to lock Guan Gu Miracle, Tang Youyou, Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei together, Lu Ziqiao and Meijia respectively took Lian Gabeng umbrellas on the balcony to experiment. Now that the door is closed, they can't get in, and suddenly it rains outside. Due to the heavy rain, Lu Ziqiao and Meijia had to spend the night in the corridor.

Guan Gu Miraculously thought that everyone should have their own private space, and living together too early puts pressure on each other, but tonight she found that Yoyo is even cuter than she imagined, and she was willing to spend the night with her Playing video games gave Guan Gu a new concept of cohabitation, and he began to want to live with Yoyo.

In the early morning of the next day, Hu Yifei's headache was particularly painful. Since she felt thirsty last night, she went to the living room and drank a glass of water on the table. The headache began to attack. She lay in bed and woke up at eight o'clock. No one in the apartment No, Hu Yifei felt very strange, "Yuyou", "Meijia" no one answered her, she first ran to Meijia's room and found no one, then ran to Yoyo's room and there was no one, what's going on, did Yoyo finally Ken is living with Guan Gu, Hu Yifei tiptoed to the door of Guan Gu's magical room, but found that the door was locked, "Open the door, open the door" Yoyo shouted in the room, Hu Yifei was taken aback, she hurriedly opened the door Only then did Yoyo and Guan Gu come out.

"What's the matter with you two, in order to be able to live together, you don't need to lock the door from the outside, but how did you do it?" Hu Yifei asked.

"It's Lu Ziqiao, Lu Ziqiao locked the two of us inside," Guan Gu said miraculously.

"Zi Qiao, Zi Qiao's idea is really good, don't you two live together now?" Hu Yifei said to Tang Youyou, Youyou's face turned red, "Oh, by the way, where is Zi Qiao?"

Everyone looked out from the living room. On the corridor, the morning sun was shining, and the air was very fresh after a night of heavy rain. It was a natural smell. Lu Ziqiao was lying in the corner of the corridor, and Meijia was sleeping next to him, with her arms around Ziqiao's. Waist, her body was still covered with Lu Ziqiao's coat, Lu Ziqiao's face still had clear palm prints, everyone felt very warm, Meijia came back, Ziqiao was no longer alone, everything was getting better and better.

Luo Yu felt countless pairs of eyes staring at him in his sleep, he opened his eyes suddenly, and was really surrounded by a group of eyes, Luo Yu was startled, "What are you doing?" he said to Yifei, Guan Gu and Youyou.

"It's so noisy." Zeng Xiaoxian said in a daze, Luo Yu turned his head and saw that Zeng Xiaoxian was sleeping next to him, with a leg resting on him, and he was suffering from a terrible headache and was only wearing a vest.He and Mr. Zeng went to repair the washing machine last night and then seemed to go to the bar. Luo Yu shook his head, he couldn't remember what happened yesterday at all.