The Emperor of the Pirate King

"What are you two doing?" Hu Yifei asked.

"Why do you two sleep together in such an ambiguous position?" Guan Gu asked miraculously.

"What is this?" Tang Youyou asked, picking up the small blue bag left on the ground. ,

Luo Yu pushed Zeng Xiaoxian off his body, and he quickly sat up and took the small blue bag in Tang Youyou's hand, "This is, this is a condom!!!

On Monday night, Meijia walked down the stairs with a large push of dragon fruit in her arms, while Guan Gu was sitting on the sofa knitting a red sweater. "Guangu, can you ask Yoyo to lend me Taobao on the computer?" Meijia pouted and said as she put a large basket of dragon fruit on the sofa.

"Didn't you just go to school this morning?" Guan Gu Miracle really doesn't understand why Taobao is so attractive to girls.

"It's because I've been on the Internet more frequently recently that I found out that my wallet is empty," Meijia said embarrassedly.

"Go back when it's empty." Guan Gu was so miraculous that he even stopped knitting sweaters. "Taobao is such a magical place."

"I'm going to sell all the Southeast Asian souvenirs that Lucas gave me, otherwise I won't even be able to pay for the house," Meijia said with her mouth puckered.

Guan Gu turned his head to see what kind of land in Southeast Asia Lucas had given to Mika, but he turned his head and saw that it turned out to be a large box of dragon fruit, "Please, how many dragon fruits do you have to sell to pay the rent? Help you pay for it"

Meijia immediately turned from cloudy to sunny, "I'll just wait for your words." Meijia sat happily on the sofa.

Ever since Mika returned to the apartment, she has been staying at home like this, and Guan Gu Miraculously became anxious for Mika. He suggested, "If you are short on money, you can find a job first."

Meijia rolled her big eyes, and then asked Guan Gu solemnly, "What do you think about the job of selling dragon fruit?"

Guan Gu Miracle really had no choice but to roll his eyes, and then heard "It's amazing, this script is amazing." Tang Youyou came out with his laptop in his arms, and sighed as he came out, "This script is so amazing!" Wow, this is the final role I've ever received"

Mika immediately ran over and asked curiously, "What character is it?"

"The Harem of the TV Drama King of the Qing Palace" Tang Youyou said with a proud face.

"China has a history of [-] years, why is it from the Qing Dynasty?" As a Japanese, Guan Gu is tired of TV dramas always broadcasting about the Qing Dynasty, and the stories of the Qing Dynasty are almost ruined.

"This time it's different." Tang Youyou immediately retorted, "The King's Harem is a large-scale Qing palace workplace inspirational drama, which is the most popular now. It uses the background of the Qing palace to show the contemporary living environment of intrigue in the workplace."

"Oh, this." Mika looked like I understood, "Does this teach you how to find a job?"

"In fact, looking for a job in the palace is the same as in modern times. Men have to kill themselves, and women have to sell themselves for glory." I have watched so many palace dramas with Youyou, and accompanied her to so many crews. Guan Gu is amazing. I have already seen the routines of TV series very clearly.

"What idioms are you using?" Tang Youyou said with some dissatisfaction, "My role this time is a kind, controversial, and brave little maid."

"It's a maid again, I knew it." Guan Gu said with disdain in a miraculous way, "Which episode did she die in?"

"It's not dead, this little maid has a unique skill, she can get out of the mud without being stained, and was later chosen as a concubine, and later became a noble concubine." Tang Youyou was immersed in excitement for the first time to accept such an important role without playing tricks.

"Yo, Da Naga Imaban Du Lala!" Mika quickly patted Yoyo on the shoulder to show her encouragement.

Yoyo felt that someone finally understood her, so she introduced to Meijia, "It is said that the investment in this drama is very large, and last time the drama even had to bring its own toilet paper." ,,.

150. Hu Yifei

"As a result, she killed the toilet paper before she could use it." Guan Gu magically made up the knife immediately.

"It's different this time, I really changed my luck," Tang Youyou said excitedly.

Mika snatched the laptop, Guan Gu was miraculously watching Mijia flipping through the web, couldn't help but said, "Meijia, I didn't tell you to look for a job online, why did you go to Taobao again?"

"Oh, Yoyo woke me up" Meijia said, her fingers moved quickly on the keyboard, as if she was editing something, "I have to sell myself to the palace first, otherwise how can I get promoted?" Guan Gu's magical Tang Youyou saw that he was The busy Mika was stunned.

"Recommended by the four diamonds, any job can be competent for any job, and any job can be done well. The beauty is Xiaoqiang Chen Meijia. The free shipping price starts at 400 yuan. The opportunity is not to be missed, dear." Luo Yu in the bar said to Meijia in Taobao The cover reads.

"Don't dare to say anything else, I admit that you are a real beauty." Lu Ziqiao, who has always been against Meijia, actually said this, everyone was puzzled, and sure enough, Lu Ziqiao continued, "I mean, you can only be in the tunnel." She is a beautiful woman, because there are no lights in the tunnel.”

"I'll spray you to death with a sip of salt soda," Meijia said angrily.

"How can Meijia sell herself on Taobao?" Mr. Zeng asked.

"Didn't you and Luo Yu do the same thing?" Hu Yifei turned to look at Luo Yu and Zeng Xiaoxian.

"That's different." Luo Yu immediately retorted, "That's not selling yourself, it's selling your own photos. Mr. Zeng and I have such shocking appearances, we can be called the contemporary Takeshi Kaneshiro and Tony Leung, so don't post them on Taobao for everyone to see." Look, it's simply unreasonable, Mr. Zeng, do you think so?" Luo Yu grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian's neck.

"Of course, this is very inspiring. We got a lot of attention last time," Zeng Xiaoxian said quickly.

"Oh, I can't help it either," Meijia explained, "Yuyou moved to live with Guan Gu, the rent is halved, water and electricity are free, I am very poor in 3601, I have no job after I return to the apartment, and I have been sitting and waiting to die like this , so, I must find a job by myself and be self-reliant.”

Hu Yifei nodded with deep satisfaction, "It's rare for you to have such awareness, and you should support it. Mika, I think you should find someone with a certain social status to give you employment guidance. Recommendation letters from celebrities are very effective. I am indeed Employment authority, I'd love to help you with that."

Shouldn't it be me who is famous in society? Zeng Xiaoxian said very unconvinced, "Can you do it?"

"When I was an ideological and political teacher, I used to lead a half-semester employment guidance course for college students." Hu Yifei took out a book from her bag as she said.

Meijia was very excited, "Wow, even the textbooks are there. Quickly guide me, guide me." It seems that my job has been saved.

"What employment guidance courses, show me." Luo Yu snatched Hu Yifei's book "Chapter 1 Section 16 The first chapter is about the definition of employment. Employment is for those who are over [-] years old, have the ability to work and have the desire to work. A series of human activities that involve social labor and obtain corresponding social rewards or business income." Luo Yu just finished reading, and Hu Yifei went on to say, "This paragraph has to be memorized, and the exam has to be tested."

"The so-called textbook is to expand a simple and easy-to-understand noun into a meaning that Chen Yiyi can't understand." Lu Ziqiao's interpretation of the textbook is very good.

"But this book is full of theory, there is no way to find a job." Luo Yu flipped through the content and said.

"Ah, how can you help me?" Mika asked anxiously.

"How is it possible, there must be" Hu Yifei immediately snatched her own book back from Luo Yu's hands, "Chapter 2, my country's employment policy, um, no, Chapter 3, the current employment situation" is still wrong, Hu Yifei turned the book to the end "Chapter 20, the relationship between employment and ideals in life" seems to be true

"This purely foolish book actually sells for forty, which is more profitable than selling Daliwan," Lu Ziqiao said in disbelief.

"Oh, sister Yifei." Meijia was a little anxious, "Aside from the books, what else can you teach me?"

"Uh" Hu Yifei was stuck, "I understand this, I haven't left school since I graduated."