The Emperor of the Pirate King

Lu Ziqiao stretched out his hands to grab the table and stood up.Covering her face with her hand, she said, "I never thought that my famous name, Lu Xiaobu I, would be placed in your hand." After speaking, Lu Ziqiao reached out and tapped the mobile phone model beside her.Suddenly, the phone rang.Lu Ziqiao naturally picked up the phone, "Hey... oh, wow..." But he didn't know that when he took out the phone, he put it on the place where he was beaten just now, and the pain made him yell a few times.

The person on the other side of the phone frowned, and then put the phone to his ear, "Zi Qiao, have you been beaten again?" "Huh? How did you know?" Lu Ziqiao was in disbelief. "Forget it, forget it, it doesn't matter so much, you come back quickly, there are very important things." "What important things? Could it be? You have researched a new...flying flag! "

The person on the other end of the phone frowned, opened his mouth wide, was stunned for a moment, and said, "What? My old sister doesn't know what's wrong... It seems to be..." "It seems to be what? Hu Yifei changed Are you dead?? Say, is it Bumpman or a monster?" "Eh...I'm still a gourd baby, my old sister is a bit weird, anyway, come back quickly, and let Yoyo and the others come back too." It was Zhanbo. At this time, Zhanbo's tone was very anxious. ,,...

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"Oh...Okay, I'll be right back, remember, tell Hu Yifei not to transform, wait for me to come back!" After speaking, Lu Ziqiao hung up the phone, called Yoyo and the others, and returned to the love apartment 3601.

In love apartment 3601...

Everyone held their hands together and looked at Hu Yifei who was silent. "Hey, what do you think happened to Yifei?" Guan Gu pushed Yoyo who was aside. "Hmph, looking at this, Yifei must have been hit by something. Or, Yifei...was hit." Tang Youyou said pretending to be talented. "Oh!" Guan Gu miraculously nodded thoughtfully.

At this time, Meijia glanced at Ziqiao and said, "Hey, Ziqiao, do you know what happened to Yifei?" Lu Ziqiao touched his chin and said, "Obviously, who is not here tonight?" Meijia thought for a moment, then suddenly opened her eyes.Said: "Oh! I don't know." Ziqiao sank her head,

Zi Qiao's narration: My God!Where did I go wrong? Let the idiot guess.

Suddenly there was the sound of a key turning the door, and Luo Yu came back with food.Everyone looked at him wondering, "Didn't you go on a business trip, didn't you come back in a week, why did you come back early?"

"I heard Mr. Zeng say on the phone that Yifei fell to his leg. I was worried, so I pushed back the meeting and came back. Otherwise, I would be worried about my work!" Luo Yu watched everyone calmly say this, and naturally If it can't be more natural, the action is so simple that it can't be more simple, and suddenly everyone starts to worry about Teacher Zeng, and the road to chasing his wife is far away!

"However, since you came back earlier, who can come and explain to me again, what just happened here?"

Yifei didn't speak, but stretched out her hand and put the fried chicken and beer that Luo Yu just bought, put it next to her nose and smelled it, and smiled faintly, but was still caught by Luo Yu, Luo Yu can rest assured if he can laugh up.

"Obviously, Yifei will be unhappy if Teacher Zeng is not here tonight? And... Nuolan is not here... the air... is filled with It smells like gunpowder." Zi Qiao took a deep breath. "Well...that makes sense, I'll call Teacher Zeng." After finishing speaking, Meijia wanted to take out her computer.Zi Qiao reached out and snatched the phone from Megade, and said: "You are stupid, you, Mr. Zeng is not here, and Nuo Lan is not here, then they must be...hehehe" After finishing speaking, Ziqiao revealed evil smile.

After hearing Lu Ziqiao's words, Hu Yifei suddenly moved.Moving his head slowly, he turned his head to stare at Lu Ziqiao, and Lu Ziqiao's eyes slowly grew.She smiled and said, "Hey, Yifei, I'm just joking. Although I'm handsome, don't you look at me like that?"

Looking at Yifei at this moment, Luo Yu felt a little moved in his heart. It seems that he still has a long way to go in his pursuit of his wife, so pray for himself.

At this moment, Yifei just stared at Lu Ziqiao, not saying a word.This indifferent expression made Lu Ziqiao, not only Lu Ziqiao, but everyone present shudder.Tang Youyou walked up to Hu Yifei and sat down, reached out and took Hu Yifei's arm, and said, "Sister Yifei? What's wrong with you?" Yifei didn't speak, and still stared at Lu Ziqiao like this.

"Hey......Yifei, you look at me like this, I feel a little bit pained. What do you have, can you say it? Otherwise... Let's have a stimulating... ...flying flags." After speaking, Lu Ziqiao took out a box of flying flags.Meijia looked back at Guan Gu, and said, "Hey, Guan Gu, where did Zi Qiao take out the flying flag? I didn't see that he was holding something just now?" "Stop talking so much, let's see Let's take a look at Yifei." Guan Gu interrupted.

After repeated inquiries from everyone, Yifei said slowly; "Zeng Xiaoxian...in 3602, he was with Nuo Lan." "Ah!" Everyone except Luo Yu was shocked. "What's wrong? Is there a problem?" Hu Yifei looked at everyone. "Sister Yifei, why don't you rush over? Is there not enough manpower? Call me?" Tang Youyou patted her chest in fear. "Need some knives, say." Then he interjected.Luo Yu looked at the crowd and didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He knew that everyone had good intentions, but this would only make Yifei even more unhappy!

"Hey, Yoyo, how can you persuade Yifei like this? There is an old saying in your celestial dynasty; it's called persuading to leave but not to persuade." After Guan Gu finished speaking, everyone instantly petrified. "That's called persuading marriage and not persuading divorce. Moreover, this sentence is used in marriage." Tang Youyou said helplessly. "Nani? Could it be... Teacher Zeng and Nuo Lan are getting married?" Guan Gu shouted.His complexion changed rapidly.

"Oh, shit! Drag it away." Lu Ziqiao waved his hand, Tang Youyou pressed Guan Gu on the sofa, made a zipper shape with his hand, and sealed Guan Gu's mouth. "Have you finished?" Yifei said impatiently.Everyone was so frightened that they leaned back. "It's over." "It's over." The person on the left finished one sentence, and the person on the right said one.

"Then I'm going to bed." After finishing speaking, Yifei stroked her hair, and slowly went upstairs with fried chicken and beer...

"Do you need beer to sleep?" Guan Gu asked stupidly, and everyone looked at him helplessly.

As soon as Hu Yifei walked up the building, Tang Youyou looked up and said, "Guess what happened?" Lu Ziqiao sneered, and said, "Hmph, I know, it must be like this...... ..”

Zi Qiao's conjecture one;

Nuolan and Yifei stood in front of Teacher Zeng at the same time. "Zeng Xiaoxian, are you a man? Hurry up. Choose me or her?" Hu Yifei said impatiently.Teacher Zeng stretched out his hand and scratched his head, and said, "Yifei, I...it's really hard to choose...this...can I have some tea first?" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile.

"No." The two girls said loudly at the same time.Zeng Xiaoxian was so frightened that his hands and feet trembled.Hu Yifei put her hands on her waist, glanced coldly at Nuo Lan in front of her, and said, "Humph, one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, and a good girl should not marry two husbands." "Is it because one girl does not marry two husbands?" interrupted.When Hu Yifei heard the words, Zeng Xiaoxian once again petrified all the "Oh...is there a difference?" ,,...

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"Hmph, Xiaoxian, if you don't choose again, we will decide in our own way." Nuo Lan said softly.A pair of beautiful eyes are still staring at the love rival in front of him.Hu Yi Fei. "Zeng Xiaoxian, you dead man. Hurry up!" Hu Yifei urged.At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian's brain was spinning rapidly. "Wait, I'll drink some water." After finishing speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian walked into the refrigerator, took out a bowl, drank the liquid inside without looking at it.

After drinking, Zeng Xiaoxian burped for a long time.Said: "Hey... why is this water so sour?" "Oh, Guan Gu, why are you so stupid? Nowadays, water can be drunk to death, why can't it be expired?" Lu Ziqiao said with contempt for Guan Gu. "But, every time we buy water, we have noticed it, qs?" Guan Gu said resolutely.

"Hehe, Guan Gu, do you know what qs means?" Lu Ziqiao sneered. "Of course I know, qs means, beast! Right?" After speaking, everyone immediately petrified. "So your IQ is negative, and qs means... to die." After speaking, everyone petrified again. "Oh........hehehe, I understand a little knowledge about the Celestial Dynasty." Guan Gu clapped his hands and said.

"Hey, the two of them, are they out of their minds?" Meijia and Zhanbo whispered to each other.

"Okay, comrades, let's continue our conjecture now." Lu Ziqiao clasped his hands and said.

After Mr. Zeng finished drinking the water, he said, "Wait, I'll have another drink." After finishing speaking, Mr. Zeng took out a bottle of water from the refrigerator and drank it down.Then, took out a bottle of water again. "Dig it out, are you cheating? If you drink it, you'll die!" Zeng Xiaoxian roared.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, are you going on an outing? Drink so much water? Forget it, you don't have to choose, Nuolan, let's use our method to decide the winner!" Hu Yifei gritted her teeth and said.Nuo Lan looked back at Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "Okay!"

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head helplessly, and turned his head to look at the two girls. At this moment, Hu Yifei looked at Nuo Lan with a sneer, squeezed his fist hard, and made bone sounds of "cracking and clucking".Nolan, on the other hand, shook her head.Get down and do a few push-ups.

"Lu Ziqiao, I didn't say that, you really wronged you if you don't want to be a screenwriter!" Luo Yu looked at Lu Ziqiao like a monster.

"Ka! Did you make a mistake? Are they two girls? Have you seen too many young and Dangerous kids? Zi Qiao!" Meijia hit Qiao on the forehead with a pillow and said. "Chen Meijia, you are stupid. Only in this way can you show that Mr. Zeng really cares about whom. If you don't show such awe and prestige, how can you see that the battle between women is different?"

Narrator: Ziqiao came out; male students, don’t underestimate women, they just have a different worldview from yours.

At this time, Hu Yifei sneered, and Nuo Lan also sneered, and the two stepped back a few times.Then he yelled and rushed towards his enemy.Zeng Xiaoxian was so frightened that he quickly covered his eyes.A horrifying cry awaited, but, to his surprise, the two girls did not fight at all.

"Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors." The two punched at the same time. For the second time, Hu Yifei lost to Nuo Lan, but Nuo Lan won to Teacher Zeng.At this time, Teacher Zeng came out and said, "Hey, hey, what do you think of us? Cabbage? Can you make a decision with rock-paper-scissors?" "Of course you are not an idiot!" Nuo Lan said One sentence. "It's not too bad." Zeng Xiaoxian returned to his smile. "You're just a carrot." Hu Yifei said a word.A gunshot rang out, and Zeng Xiaoxian accompanied the gunshot to the end.A splash of blood splattered across the screen.

"Purify screen, world peace."

"Zi Qiao, have you been pecked by a chicken? You can think of such a foolish idea? They actually used rock-paper-scissors to compete for Mr. Zeng. What do you think Mr. Zeng is?" Tang Youyou turned around and said. "I know." "That's right." "It's a carrot." Lu Ziqiao said calmly. "Pfft." Tang Youyou, who was drinking water, immediately spit out the water after hearing Zi Qiao's words.Luo Yu shook his head helplessly. In fact, he really wanted to say it, and he knew it, but the embarrassing thing was that he couldn't get in a word at the moment.

"Your idea doesn't work at all. There's no logic at all." Meijia said contemptuously. "Ouch? Chen Meijia, you are amazing, why don't you come? Come and guess!" "Hmph. Just guess, it must be like this..."

Mika's conjecture [-]...

Hu Yifei is sitting in 3601, and Nuo Lan is sitting in 3602. Teacher Zeng Ze is outside the door. "Where should I go? What should I do?" Zeng Xiaoxian walked back and forth outside the door.Suddenly remembered, I bought a bottle of Dieda wine. "Yes, yes, drinking can strengthen your courage." After finishing speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian drank the Dieda wine.

"Stop! Dieda wine is okay to drink? Isn't it a scam? Do you know where Dieda wine is produced? How is it produced?" Lu Ziqiao interjected. "Uh... isn't this a guess... Besides... Mr. Zeng couldn't think of any other way at that time." Meijia said with her head down, her tone a little bit A coquettish breath.

"Daidajiu is made from herbs, and it's used to treat rheumatism. If you drink it, I'm afraid there will be a serious problem.... You can tell that you haven't learned physics well enough." Ziqiao said contemptuously.At this moment, everyone was petrified... Guan Gu slowly turned around and said something with a serious face. "How many times have I said it, it's not physics, it's geography."

"It's all the same." "Oh, stop arguing, my speculation is not over yet."

"Muwahahahahahaha." Teacher Zeng blushed like a monkey's butt.He fell to the ground grinning.Said: "Hello everyone, welcome to your heart of the moon, I am a good man, I am... Zeng Xiaoxian... Hehehe... Today, Xiaoxian is in a very good mood, for everyone Play a song........cough cough cough....If you are a fire bird, I must be the flame to burn you. Burn it. Burn it. Fire bird." Zeng Xiaoxian sang Then, with momentum like a rainbow, he kept taking off his clothes.In the end there was only one t-shirt left. ,,...