The Emperor of the Pirate King
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At this time, the people in the two doors heard the voice and opened the door.Seeing this, Nuo Lan strode forward with pity on her face, helped Teacher Zeng up, reached out to wipe Zeng Xiaoxian's sweat, and said, "Xiaoxian, why are you so drunk?" At this time, Yifei stood On the door, his eyes watched everything silently, and did not speak.
Nuolan reached out to help Teacher Zeng on the ground, "I'm a little bird! Hahahahahaha" Teacher Zeng was drunk and still talking in his sleep. "Okay, little bird, little bird." Nuo Lan said with a smile. "Don't touch my wings!" Zeng Xiaoxian shouted.Nuo Lan slowly put Teacher Zeng on the sofa.
Then.....
"Crap! How do I feel about this plot? I've seen a lot of it in many Japanese action movies?" Lu Ziqiao said with a puzzled expression.
Just as Lu Ziqiao finished speaking.A pillow hit Lu Ziqiao on the head. "You should really fill your brain with a bottle of dishwashing liquid so that your stains don't get on your brain." Meijia scolded Zi Qiao. "Hehe, then his brain will be completely transported away." Guan Gu replied with a smile.
"That's not the point. The point is, why did Hu Yifei do this?" Lu Ziqiao clapped his hands.
Narrator: Lu Ziqiao is wearing a suit, pointing at the blackboard with a teaching rod in one hand.Said: "My friends, there are three types of people in this world, men, women, and Hu Yifei. A person like her should not be angry. So, I have to say, Mr. Zeng, you are indeed the best among human beings." ..........fighter!"
"Stop! I really can't listen anymore! Can you think of something reliable? Even if you can't think of something reliable, can you ask around, I'm the person involved! I'm right next to you, you can ask me I will die! If I say a word, I will die! Actually, what happened is..." Luo Yu was describing excitedly...
"What are you talking about?" At this moment, the door opened, Zeng Xiaoxian looked back at the crowd.Everyone was shocked. "Uh...Mr. Zeng, why are you back?" Zhan Bo said suspiciously. "What's wrong? Shouldn't I come back? Or... are you going to drive me away?" After speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian put his hands on his chest with a timid expression on his face.The appearance is very wretched.
Everyone fell into a state of petrification. "Teacher Zeng, aren't you with Nuo Lan? Why..." After a while, Guan Gu spoke.Zeng Xiaoxian put his hands in his trouser pockets, walked to the sofa and sat down.Said: "Nuolan, I sent her back!" "Ah? Back? You...didn't do anything, did you?" Meijia gestured with both hands.
"How is this possible!" Zeng Xiaoxian reached out and stroked his hair.Then he stretched his head forward and said, "We also drank a cup of tea!" "Hey!!" Everyone fell down on the sofa in disappointment. "What's the matter, what's the matter? Are you...don't you? Don't you think.....I'm a gentleman?"
"Teacher Zeng, don't compare yourself to a gentleman. Because gentlemen...are usually slow beasts." Lu Ziqiao put his arm around Zeng Xiaoxian's neck and said. "Go... I didn't do anything to her at all, I just drank a little tea, and then I sent her out."
"Then tell me, what happened just now." Lu Ziqiao pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian and said. "Okay, I'll tell you..."
the truth.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cause you two to quarrel. I just..." Back in the room, Nuo Lan lowered her head aggrieved.I have already prepared my heart.Waiting for Zeng Xiaoxian's reprimand.Zeng Xiaoxian frowned slightly.He smiled and said: "Hehehe, it's okay, we are all colleagues. I don't care about this. In fact, I don't care about Hu Yifei's temper. Don't be as knowledgeable as her." In fact, under Zeng Xiaoxian's smile, he covered up more painful darkness.
Upon hearing this, Nuo Lan nodded lightly. , The two fell into a moment of silence.After a while, Nuo Lan raised her hand, stared at Zeng Xiaoxian with her beautiful eyes, and said, "Xiaoxian, is what you just said... true?" Zeng Xiaoxian's brain suddenly spun.Remembering what I said just now, I agreed to Nuo Lan's pursuit.Suddenly, I was speechless and unable to speak.
"I know...you like Yifei, right?" Nuo Lan lowered her head and whispered. "No, no, actually... Actually, it's not that I don't like you, it's just that I..." At this moment, Nuo Lan didn't wait for Zeng Xiaoxian to speak, and immediately rushed forward, using her own Cherry Xiaozui kissed Zeng Xiaoxian.At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian's heart beat faster.The movement speed is extremely fast.Eyes wide open.
Obviously, he was frightened by this sudden move by Nuo Lan.Moreover, Nuolan actually kissed herself.This made Zeng Xiaoxian a little overwhelmed.The body suddenly tilted.He fell on the sofa and was pressed down by Nuo Lan.Slowly, Zeng Xiaoxian slowly put his hands on Nuo Lan's shoulders, just when Teacher Zeng was about to forget his feelings.
"Zeng Xiaoxian, bitch Zeng!" Suddenly, Yifei's voice and image appeared.The picture flashed quickly from his mind, and Zeng Xiaoxian was startled.Quickly pushed Nuo Lan away.stand up.He reached out and wiped his lips.Turning back, she said, "Yes... I'm sorry... I didn't mean it, I..." Nuo Lan covered Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth with her hand, and said, "It's okay, I don't blame you. Yours. Xiaoxian, from now on, your place will belong to me." After speaking, Nuo Lan pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth.
Zeng Xiaoxian opened his eyes sharply, and licked his lips with his tongue. "Okay, Nuolan, I'll take you home." After being tired for a long time, Zeng Xiaoxian finally spoke his mind.
"Nani?" Everyone heard Zeng Xiaoxian's words.Suddenly let out a cry. "Teacher Zeng, Hu Yifei killed your testosterone in seconds, right? Under such circumstances, how can you withstand such a big temptation? Are you still a man?" After speaking, Lu Ziqiao looked at Teacher Zeng's crotch.
"Hey, you're perverted, why do I have no testosterone? I'm a straight man! (Shandong accent)" Zeng Xiaoxian tugged on his pants. "Wait...how could Yifei be so angry? Even ignore us?" Tang Youyou stretched out his hand.
"You... Teacher Zeng, you can do it. You can hold back this. It seems that my opponent is very strong!" Luo Yu couldn't help but smile bitterly.
"That's right, Mr. Zeng, you don't know, just now Yifei was sitting here, not talking. He seemed to be thinking about something." Meijia said with her body. "What? Hu Yifei is angry?" Zeng Xiaoxian was a little surprised.
"Don't misunderstand, don't misunderstand! Yifei is definitely not angry with you, she is just in a bad mood, didn't she break her leg, it's normal, don't think too much, don't feel guilty, don't worry, I will take good care of Yifei, Absolutely give her back to you a healthy and healthy Yifei, okay?" Luo Yu finished speaking in one breath, and everyone looked at Luo Yu dumbfounded.
"Brother Luo, when did Sister Yifei need you to raise her?" Yoyo asked with a confused face.
"Yes, yes, please, that's Hu Yifei, Hu Yifei! Only she can support others, okay, my idol!" Meijia followed behind.
"Yes, that's right, someone like Yifei is definitely not what you can imagine. She is a fighter among women! How could she need someone to take care of her! Funny!" Ziqiao said arrogantly.
"Can you take a break! Luo Yu, right? Brother Luo, Boss Luo, let's talk in the room~" Zeng Xiaoxian said with his arms around Luo Yu.
Suddenly, everyone's eyes lit up, and they followed with expressions like they were watching a play. The whole process only heard Zeng Xiaoxian's voice begging for mercy, and they couldn't bear to look directly at him. ,,...
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"That's right, the old lady was so scary just now." Afterwards, Zhan Bo's expression changed.He threw himself on Teacher Zeng and said, "Mr. Zeng, did you do something to my elder sister?" "Me? What can I do to her? She is a super elite taekwondo. Anyone who messes with her will be a no-no." Way back. Do you think I want to die?" Zeng Xiaoxian explained. "Oh...then why did he do this?" Zhan Bo pouted.
"Isn't Yifei crooked her foot? It's okay. Don't worry, I brought her special bruises. Don't worry, I will definitely take good care of her! Hmm! She is white and fat!" Luo Yu said with a swearing face.
"Well... It's a good thing you think so, but I think it's because of me? Muwahahahahaha." After finishing speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian let out a wretched laugh again. "I still think Yifei is more likely to lose in Taekwondo." Everyone was taken aback, and Meijia said something. "Boom!" With a sound, Zeng Xiaoxian fell to the ground.
Luo Yu looked at the crowd, and said in a nonchalant manner, "I think maybe I miss me too much, after all, I've been away for a long time for this meeting!" Everyone cast a bunch of blank eyes at him.
The next day...
The location, in the bar downstairs...
"Hey, honey, what do you think of this wedding dress?" Guan Gu pointed to the wedding dress in a book and said.Tang Youyou turned her head and glanced, and said: "No, no, it's too small. And it doesn't look good. It looks like a rice dumpling when you put it on." After speaking, Tang Youyou touched his water snake waist. "Oh, what about this one?" Guan Gu pointed to another wedding dress in the book. "No, no, it's too big, and... it's too big."
Guan Gu shook his head helplessly, and said: "Then my dear, you can choose a set." Tang Youyou said in a coquettish voice, "No, it's up to you." "Oh hehe." Guan Gu He smiled happily after hearing it.
"Hi, Guan Gu, Yoyo." At this moment, a familiar voice sounded.The two looked back and were shocked.Hu Yifei appeared in front of them.Yifei is really beautiful today.A white dress.Nails are painted red.Her hair was coiled on the right, she wore a little makeup, and carried a white bag on her head.Red lips and white teeth.What a stunning beauty.
"Hey....Why do you say that sister Yifei is a stunning beauty?" Tang Youyou whispered to Guan Gu. "This...maybe the director's arrangement." Guan Gu said. "Sister Yifei, why are you so beautiful today? Are you all right?" Tang Youyou asked. "What do you mean it's okay? I'm okay at all? Who am I, Hu Yifei? I don't need to explain my tough life. I am the one who is as quiet as a virgin and moves like a mad rabbit. I am Hu Yifei." After finishing speaking, Hu Yifei snapped wave.
Tang Youyou of Guan Gu suddenly petrified.They looked back slowly. "Then why are you going today? Are you dressed so...sturdy?" "Oh, what, a student in our school formed a band called Wen Niu who strangled you. Today's The concert, you have to go up and say a few words, otherwise what do you want me to do? If I can’t be tender, just go like that?” Hu Yifei said.
"Strangle your Wenniu? This name... so cheap!" Tang Youyou said after taking a sip of water. "Hey, forget it, let's not talk, I have to go first. Otherwise, it will be late, Guan Gu, Yoyo, I'll go first." After speaking, Yifei grabbed her bag and ran out. "Do you believe that Yifei is okay?" Tang Youyou said calmly. "I don't believe it, I just believe that something will happen to Mr. Zeng." "Agreed." After finishing speaking, the two clapped their hands fiercely.
Inside Zeng Xiaoxian's live broadcast room.
"Hello everyone, welcome to your moon my heart, a good man is me, I am... Zeng Xiaoxian. Life is like a journey, there are always ups and downs and falls. Every time there will be shocks , However, there will also be a choice. In life, the choice is the most important. In fact, Xiaoxian once faced a choice. However, I still think that when you have no choice, toss a coin, it is you The best way. This will allow you to better....choose your thoughts.....Okay, next, let's take the listener line.
After speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian pushed the answer button. "Hello, listener." "Hello, is this Teacher Zeng?" A man's voice came from the phone. "Yes, the good man is me, I am... Zeng Xiaoxian," "Mr. Zeng, I heard your idea just now, I just had a choice, so I flipped a coin. But... ""Very good? This opportunity proves that you have already succeeded in half."
"However, Mr. Zeng, when I threw the coin into the air, I suddenly sneezed. The coin fell directly into my mouth. I just want to ask, the current situation...I... .." "You should go to the hospital right away, listener, go to the hospital quickly, or watch out for your stomach!" Zeng Xiaoxian interrupted eagerly.
"Teacher Zeng, I..." "Listener, you don't need to say any more. For your safety, you should go to the hospital first." "No, Teacher Zeng, listen to me, I just want to Say...this situation...should it be heads or tails?"
"Ah?" Zeng Xiaoxian was instantly petrified after listening... "This listener...you can go to the hospital and take an X-ray to see if your coin is heads...or tails "Hahaha, Teacher Zeng, thank you, by the way, call 120 for me."
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