The Emperor of the Pirate King

Lu Ziqiao; (eyebrows twitching constantly) I'm wrong, I'll let you count them......

Luo Yu; (with a half-smile expression) Where did I make a mistake to make the two of you quarrel here again?

Hu Yifei; (Scholar in ancient times shakes his head) Illiteracy is not to be feared, but illiterate people are afraid of being literate.

Zhuge Liang; (quickly apologizes and laughs) Hehe...Excuse me, you can continue.

Zhang Zhao; (glaring at Zhuge Liang helplessly) I have heard about your great name for a long time, and it is like a thunderbolt. I compare myself to Guan Zhong and Le Yi...

Zhuge Liang; (decorated by Meijia, interrupted suddenly with a wave) Stop!Are you stupid?That eye of yours that sees me as sir?I am obviously...

The director finally couldn't help it; (waving quickly) Hey hey hey, can you stop interrupting.What did you, Zhuge Liang, do? Whatever he says, you just correct the lines according to what he said. "

ps, start again.

Zhang Zhao; (gripping his hands towards Zhuge Liang) I have heard the name of your step for a long time, and it is like thunder in my ears. Sir, I compare myself to Guan Zhongleyi......

Zhang Zhao chattered a lot, Zhuge Liang reached out and patted his mouth.I yawned.After a while, Zhang Zhao finally read everything he wanted to say.Zhuge Liang seemed to see the sun.Immediately smiled and said: "Oh...you are Jiangdong Zhang Zhao..." After speaking, he stretched out his hand and shot Zhang Zhao lightly. "Bang!" Zhang Zhao fell to the ground.

After several rounds of verbal battles with Confucians, Lu Su finally took him to the lobby of Sun Quan (Lu Ziqiao).

"My lord, Liu Bei's military advisor, Mr. Zhuge is here." Lu Su stepped forward and cupped his fists at Sun Quan.

Sun Quan turned around and grinned, a silver light flashed from his teeth.Then he coughed and said, "Mr. Zhuge, please come here."

Zhuge Liang walked into the lobby and said with a smile, "Lu Ziqiao...oh no... See Your Highness Sun Quan." (inner voice) En?Didn't you say he listened to me?Why do I now feel that I am under his control?No, I have to find a way to cure him.

Sun Quan raised his hand and said, "Mr. Zhuge, please sit down."

Several people sat on the spot.

"Mr. Zhuge, after Cao Cao dominated the Central Plains, he immediately joined forces and went south. I wonder what good strategy Mr. Zhuge has?" Lu Ziqiao obviously acted very well, and he also memorized his lines.

Zhuge Liang fanned the fan. "I really can't stand it. I still have to hold this broken fan in such a cold day. It's like Jigong." Zhuge Liang looked at the lupine in his hand with a look of disgust.

Sun Quan coughed, and then said: "Mr. Zhuge...Mr. Zhuge...Zhuge Liang! (Shouting loudly, in Sichuan dialect). He reached out and patted the table. It surprised Chen Meijia. ,,...

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"No!!! Luo Yu, you are lying to me. Look, why do I always feel that his position is bigger than mine? Look, he slapped the table again. Didn't he say yes, he wants to listen to me? Are you so Are you kidding me by doing it?" Chen Meijia roared immediately.Because, she already felt dissatisfied with her role.

"What's wrong? I think it's right? Luo Yu, continue." Lu Ziqiao was very happy. It was a rare time that he could suppress Chen Meijia's plot, and he was too happy.At least she won't be scolded.I started to thank Luo Yu from the bottom of my heart.

"That's right...for your size. (Push Lu Ziqiao's head with his hand) Luo Yu, I'm protesting. You didn't tell me before that you want me to play Zhuge Liang?" Chen Meijia protested seriously.

Luo Yu lowered his head and thought for a while, then said: "You didn't ask me?"

Chen Meijia suddenly felt as if she had been shot, and she fell down on the sofa all at once.

"Oh...sorry...sorry. I thought my fan was gone just now. You see, my fan has been with me for so long, no matter whether it is warm in winter or cool in summer, it has always followed me, I was just thinking... now this fan is going to break, can you reimburse me?" Zhuge Liang looked back at Sun Quan.

When Sun Quan heard this, his eyebrows twitched.Suddenly felt a burst of endless speechless.

"Uh...well...then you have to see, Mr. Zhuge, whether you have bought insurance for this fan. If so, you can use public funds for reimbursement. In this way, you will not There will be any losses!" After finishing speaking, Sun Quan's heart rang out. ;"Huh? Why do I feel like I am a salesman selling insurance?"

"Short oil...wait for your words...well...since His Royal Highness Sun Quan is so bold...then Chen Mei...oh no no. ...I, Zhuge Liang, just wanted to make a plan. Let me first calculate how many soldiers Cao Cao has now. One gets one. One two gets two, two three gets six, March [-]th Women's Day, May [-]st Labor Day, June [-]st Children's Day......

After Zhuge Liang made such a calculation, almost everyone present had their eyes widened.Then a sentence slowly appeared on the screen...... Three hours later...... Looking at this scene again, everyone has fallen asleep.Everyone is already snoring.

Zhuge Liang was counting, and suddenly he slapped the table and shouted: "Okay!! I finally figured it out!"

Zhuge Liang slammed the table violently, waking up all the snoring people.Sun Quan, who was lying on the ground and snoring, was woken up and immediately applied a make-up remedy.Then he sat down on his seat again and said, "Mr. Zhuge...you...you can figure it out...if you can't figure it out, I'm going to fall asleep..." After speaking, I yawned a big.

Zhuge Liang wiped his sweat with his hand, and said helplessly: "Is there any mistake? Boss? In this era, there is no computer, no computer, and no abacus. How do you want me to calculate? I can calculate it. ...that's pretty good." Zhuge Liang raised his chin, and suddenly his beard became crooked.Then he reached out and stroked his beard.

Sun Quan was startled by the funny scene of the beard crooked, and then said: "I don't know... how many soldiers and horses does Cao Cao have?"

Zhuge Liang smiled triumphantly, then stretched out his index and middle fingers, and said, "[-] million."

After finishing speaking, Zhuge Liang was hit in the head by a notebook suddenly. "Damn. Where did you get the [-] million yuan? Cao Cao's soldiers are only over one million. Where did you get the [-] million yuan? You added troops to it?" the director yelled.Chen Meijia is completely tampering with the plot.

"Oh..... Isn't it soldiers and horses? Don't you add horses? Soldiers and horses, soldiers and horses, how can they be considered soldiers and horses if you don't add horses?" Zhuge Liang reached out and touched his head.

"You!!!!" The director wanted to throw another script over, but he calmed down.

"Mr. Zhuge, soldiers and horses are only soldiers. Why do you add horses? Horses don't fight." Sun Quan said helplessly.

"So that's how it is... Then, after I got up early and worked late, racked my brains, wasted time, and spent my IQ, I finally calculated that Cao Cao's army has more than one million." Zhuge Liang shook the fan in his hand and said.

"What??? More than one million???" Sun Quan looked very surprised. After hearing this shocking number, he immediately stood up from his seat in fright.His eyes fixed on Zhuge Liang.Let Zhuge Liang feel creepy.Then he reached out and pulled his clothes.This look is no different from seeing a beautiful woman in a bar.At least that's what Zhuge Liang thought in his heart.

"Don't you know that Cao Jun has more than one million? Are you still so excited?" Zhuge Liang glanced at Sun Quan (played by Lu Ziqiao) suspiciously.

Sun Quan's face darkened, looking extremely pained. "This is what the plot requires."

"Then Mr. Zhuge, is there any strategy to defeat the enemy?" Sun Quan asked.

"Of course there is, but I need to find Zhou Gongjin. Discuss countermeasures with him." Zhuge Liang said.

"Okay, okay, come and send Mr. Zhuge to Zhou Gongjin's house, I don't want to see him, comeon!" Sun Quan couldn't stand Zhuge Liang's ridiculous lines anymore, and really didn't want to talk to him.Talk to her more often, and your blood pressure may rise by a hundred.I don't want to die yet, I will fight Cao Cao against Chibi in the future.

Zhou Yu's house...

"Zhou!! Yu!!" Zhuge Liang's surprised cry came from Zhou Yu's home, with serious dissatisfaction in his tone!

Looking at Zhou Yu.It was actually played by Qin Yumo.

"Card!!!!"