The Emperor of the Pirate King

"Luo Yu, are you insulting my IQ? Or...was my eye kicked by a donkey? I'm actually Zhou Yu?" Qin Yumo yelled, and immediately returned to reality.

"The donkey kicked, can the eyes still work?" Luo Yu said submissively.The tone was very helpless.

"Why can't it be used?" Qin Yumo had almost gone berserk.

"Uh...cough cough...that's it. Yumo, in ancient times, Zhou Yu was called Mei Zhoulang. So, it is very likely that a woman disguised herself as a man."

"Mei Zhou Wolf?" Lu Ziqiao said in a heavy tone.

"What is Mei Zhou Lang? It's Mei Zhou Lang!!!" Luo Yu emphasized. ,,...

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"Oh... is there a difference?" Lu Ziqiao said, not letting Lu Ziqiao go.Lu Ziqiao was dizzy and fell down on the sofa in shock......

"Zhou Gongjin... I have heard about your step for a long time... Madam's name... Xiao Qiao from the Northeast... Oh no... Xiao Qiao from the East Wu... is like thunder, no Do you know if you can let the honored lady come out and dance for us?" Zhuge Liang gently shook the feather fan and said with a sinister smile.

"Ok, Joe!"

"Eh!"

"Come out and do a dance for Mr. Zhuge."

"Yes."

With the beginning of a "Gangnam style" dance music, Xiao Qiao came out from the inside, put his hands together, and started to wriggle under his feet, my dad just killed him! !Provoked a horse-riding dance, Jiangnan style.It almost overwhelmed the audience. But, the people nowadays, who look so cool, are almost driven by emotions.....

After a crazy dance, Xiao Qiao (played by Tang Youyou) was tired and out of breath.

Zhuge Liang (played by Chen Meijia) shook his feather fan lightly, and said with a smile: "Zhou Gongjin! This Jiangnan ribbon dance performed by your wife is not bad."

After hearing this, Xiao Qiao smiled knowingly.He bowed to Zhuge Liang.

Zhou Yu: (reaches out to greet Xiao Qiao) Xiao Qiao, come, pour wine for Mr. Zhuge.

Xiao Qiao; (Nods her head. Takes out a jug of wine and two glasses from behind her)

Zhuge Liang; (stops his movements, stares at him, his eyes stop at this moment, and speaks after a while) Where did this wine glass come from?

Xiao Qiao: (Come forward and pour wine for Zhuge Liang.)

Zhou Yu; (suddenly slaps the table and points to the sky) Flying saucer!

Zhuge Liang; (immediately looking back at the sky, groping around) Where?where?

Xiao Qiao; (Again, he reached out and took out a bottle of "I'll kill you" and noticed that there was a pattern of death on the bottle. He turned around and gave Zhou Yu a sinister smile, and then poured the poison in the bottle into the wine glass.)

Zhuge Liang; (looking back at Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao, nothing seems to have changed) Zhou Gongjin, are you fooling me?Where is the flying saucer?

Zhou Yu; (with a sudden smile) Oh... I almost forgot, in our time... UFOs haven't been discovered yet.

Zhuge Liang; (eyes wide open, mouth wide open) I was speechless for a while.

Zhou Yu; (raising the wine glass in his hand) Come on, Mr. Zhuge.Let's have a toast.

Zhuge Liang; (holding up the wine glass in his hand) Well, when I was about to drink, suddenly steaming steam and white smoke rose from the wine glass.Shocked, he stood up and pointed to the wine glass on the table.He shouted loudly: "Toxic!!!!!!!" Then the wine in the wine glass in his hand fell a little on the ground, and bursts of gas suddenly burst out.

Zhou Yu; (froze for a moment) Where is the poison?Look....I'll show you a drink.After speaking, he drank the wine glass in his hand.I burped.Then let Zhuge Liang drink too.

Zhuge Liang; (still afraid to drink, then hesitated for a moment) Is it poisonous?Then you drink.After speaking, he brought the wine glass to Zhou Yu's table.Zhou Yu took the wine glass.He glanced at the wine in the glass.Then stand up.Said: "I, Zhou Gongjin, Ying Ming I, today, it is so difficult to drink a glass of wine. Alas... If I don't drink... am I still a man? Then... this glass of wine. ...and Xiao Qiao will drink it for me."

Xiao Qiao, who was very moved by what she heard, suddenly widened her eyes when she heard this.

Zhou Yu (played by Qin Yumo) didn't care whether Xiao Qiao agreed or not.Immediately gave her the wine glass.Returned to his seat and sat down.Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu propped their chins on their hands and looked at Xiao Qiao.Waiting for her to drink this glass of wine.

Xiao Qiao looked at the two of them and thought of a plan.pointing to the sky. "UFO!!!"

The two turned their heads again, Xiao Qiao poured the wine on the ground, and a large part of the servant died...

When the two turned their heads, Xiao Qiao had "drunk" all the wine in the glass.

Zhou Yu; (pointing out the topic again) Cao Cao's army is overwhelming, how should we meet the enemy?What is Mr. Zhuge's plan?

Tang Youyou; (stretches out his hand to interrupt the plot) Wait a minute, Luo Yu, I have a problem...I want to say...why...I'm here, but I don't have a single line?

Luo Yu; (eyes open, thinking about good ideas, then said) Oh...haha...Yuyou, is that so...you little Qiao...is a trickster...so No lines needed.

Tang Youyou; (turned pale with shock) I'm actually a trickster?Eh.. right?Luo Yu, I am a professional, am I a professional actor?I have acted in many movies?Although they are all dead bodies...but it doesn't matter.But at least there are many lines.If you don't arrange lines for me, I will die with regret.

Luo Yu; (spreading hands helplessly) Yoyo...you decided on this role?Who are you to blame?

Tang Youyou;......

Zhuge Liang; (shaking the feather fan lightly) Zhou Yu...you are so smart...why do you ask me about everything?

Zhou Yu; (touching his fake beard) The so-called three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang.

Zhuge Liang; (with a thoughtful expression) Oh...does it matter?

Zhou Yu: Of course it does matter.Zhuge Liang... is smarter than the three cobblers... So, you must have come up with a plan.right?

Zhuge Liang; (smiling without laughing) Are you really... complimenting me or hurting me?

Zhou Yu; (patting the table vigorously) Of course it's a boast...a boast...absolutely a boast.

Zhuge Liang; (Looking at Zhou Yu's actions and his words) Judging from your words and your repeated actions, you are fooling me.

"Can you two talk about something serious?" the director growled again.